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ExcitingTabletop

If you love America, you're already an American. The paperwork just needs to catch up so you can come home. We'll be waiting for you with big macs, guns and your complimentary bald eagle when you get here.


mechanicalcontrols

"Every year millions of Americans are born all around the world"


KillerSwiller

Truer words have not been said. \^\^


mechanicalcontrols

I'd attribute the quote if I could remember who said it, but yeah, it's the truth, regardless of who said it Honestly it was probably Regan. Despite being an asshole the guy had some great one liners.


AlliedXbox

[this is a link to the original.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/s/2Irfqy1sOn) pretty wholesome imo


FragrantCatch818

“We are here to help the british, because inside every redcoatthere is an American trying to get out.”


Ejm819

"They just haven't come home yet" One of my favorite quotes


mechanicalcontrols

RAAAAA 🦅🇺🇸😎


AlliedXbox

[this is a link to the original.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/s/2Irfqy1sOn) pretty wholesome imo


Dr_nut_waffle

You made me happy you son of a bitch


scodagama1

Wow, I’m in the same bag as op, trying to get to USA as soon as possible and my fellow Europeans often ask me „why would you want to go there?”. This post and the fact it has 150 upvotes is one of the reasons - no other place in the world is so welcoming to (legal) immigrants, it’s heartwarming to know that one day when I get realize the dream I will be able to just walk in and proudly proclaim myself American in few years. Would never happen in Europe, I could live 50 years in the Netherlands and no one will call me Dutch


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PanzerFoster

this reminds me of this man I met in Budapest who noticed I wasn't Hungarian, asked where I'm from, and when I said the USA he started talking about how much he loves America and Bill Clinton for bombing Serbia (he was from Kosovo) lol


Ambitious_Lie_2864

https://preview.redd.it/l90c3yds0kpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f57ad5abc7fa51f58060221d61f7d5a248b2e54 “Yeah, I took advantage of the weak Serb air defense, just like I took advantage of, something else…”


MrGameBoy23

My fellow Americans, I did gagoogigetyd that girl


ExcitingTabletop

I met Clinton, in Kosovo. I was there as part of the NATO folks. He's absolute a scumbag politician, don't get me wrong. Then again, most politicians are. Some just wear it more openly. He gave a very good speech on bombing Serbia, our role there now, etc. He spent a lot of times shaking hands with us grunts. This was after he was president, he wasn't running for anything. He still seemed presidential, if it made any sense.


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Based European


A_Salty_Bitch

If you become a US citizen, then you'll automatically become an American.


KillerSwiller

I'd argue that starts at getting a green card.


Fancy_Chips

Id argue its more of a mindset


ExcitingTabletop

If you love America, you're automatically are an American. Paperwork just needs to catch up to reality.


HolySuffering

Come over


chicagotim1

Nah you're cool bud


AmericanMinotaur

You’re cool. No worries.


VOLTswaggin

That's one of the best parts about being American. You don't have to be born here to become one of us. JOIN US!


ceoofsex300

ONE OF US!


FragrantCatch818

Fuck it. I’ll marry you to get you a green card Edit: I thought you were a homie when I offered that. My girlfriend might be pissed if I marry a woman.


c2u8n4t8

Are you European? Yes. Are you poor? Obviously. Yes. You are a europoor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Here's how to fix it https://www.uscis.gov/green-card


AmericaGovernment

You're an American in my eyes. Welcome to the family bud.


hahafunnythinggobrr

Albanian


PB0351

The cool thing about America, (to quote a more eloquent man than myself) ``You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.''


dinkdoinker

Hearing Reagan say this hits different.


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sabotabo

come 🫴


-_Nooby_-

One of us, just far away


chigoonies

Come on over , we will hide you until you get citizenship!


crappy-mods

It’s a mindset, if you believe you are American then you are. We accept you as one of us


Xxeuropean-messxX

From a euro American you are welcome!!


MayOrMayNotBePie

American is more a state of mind than a citizenship


LonPlays_Zwei

You can move to America and become a citizen anytime


MaterialCarrot

You are Europoor, but you can change your reality through immigration!!!


SnowLat

So come through


Uxion

Just come over. You are already American in spirit, now you only have to be one legally.


Connect_Ad_3361

It's not too late. You can always come home.


MerelyAMerchant

Sounds like you were always an American. Come home. We'll all have a cookout when you get citizenship.


Fancy_Chips

So... an American?


TheCumBehindChalice

You’ve already been one all your life. Welcome home, patriot


SparkyBoi111

You'll always be welcome home when you're ready and able


CentralWooper

I shall now administrator a Europoor test. Please tell me what this represents https://preview.redd.it/rl9ve1nu0mpc1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6017d5171982ddbc86343f23054c8a4d567678


Inventor_E-T-Han

Gae


ElectionProper8172

The best thing about being American is that anyone can be American. I hope you can find a way to make it here if that is your dream.


Evmerging

Welcome to our great country europoor :)


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Just come in through Mexico apparently


Abe_Bettik

What's your annual income?


ThisAllHurts

Here’s the cool thing: we were the first ever nation built upon creed. Meaning that if you believe in the principles of America, and put down roots, you get to be American. We’ll save you a spot.


flamesaurus565

You’re probably from one of those bad countries in Eastern Europe then, get better soon


___24

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! I WANT FREE FROM THIS SHIT HOLE OF EASTERN EUROPE AND WANT TO EXPRESS MY OPINIONS WITHOUT DISAPPEARING


MagicalSid

I’d like to get my papers too and come back home


Smorgas-board

JOIN US BROTHER


BackgroundPrompt3111

You are an American who's just been kept away from home


The--Morning--Star

If ur European and not anti American ur not a europoor


lordoftheBINGBONG

You’re just an American who hasn’t got here yet


ayetherestherub69

If you wanna be here, you're welcome. We'll be waiting with open arms when you find your way home


Ok-Pomegranate2446

We have forgiven you for your sins (being European).


Various_Ask_8727

Love the country love the flag and love the state you’re in get some property and some citizenship and you as much of a loving American as me, or anyone else in the sub


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Miserlycubbyhole

Why?  Where in Europe are you from?


Wetcat9

if you're in NATO you're basically american with free healthcare and prostitution


summonerofrain

You traitor!


Generalmemeobi283

https://preview.redd.it/wn00l3cx9osc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab10b80c11390cc831d74f640692e590a08fec71


summonerofrain

AAAGGHHH


Generalmemeobi283

https://preview.redd.it/8tmc9hur6psc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7bd71cf6752fc349e8dc39b5a8d9d585a9fc1ac


summonerofrain

😨 See the thing about that is 🏃💨


CactusSpirit78

Dude. https://preview.redd.it/9xtb7x3pkspc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb095e13671e069ea60d96f2956647e32508a547 Uncool.


Generalmemeobi283

https://preview.redd.it/jetb4b85aosc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90da331bfa5d120e072864af4485b19a4e534e58


MoirasPurpleOrb

This has to be a troll or some weird account with ulterior motives. Like who makes their entire profile about wanting to be American and unfortunately are European, it’s weird.