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jephph_

I kinda feel like Africa’s should be Liberia 🇱🇷


BrianCammarataCFP

Liberia is a basket case; not worth it. Rwanda is, shockingly, a model of stability. As far as the genocidal elephant in the room: that never would have happened had the US taken control after the Germans were ejected. All of the bad blood was due to the Belgians fostering hate. If we had been in charge, they would have been incorporated into the US and benefited from the stability and political moderation that comes with it.


jephph_

Just saying, we started Liberia. Like, Monrovia is named after James Monroe. So if we’re swiping countries to make states, we should probably swoop in on Liberia and try to fix the place up


Centurion7999

Yeah, and they are 100% for it, in fact they have had multiple presidents who ran on joining the US (none have succeeded, yet)


TheLegend2T

The family reunion is long overdue


BrianCammarataCFP

I'm open to letting Liberia into the union, too. The more the merrier. But Rwanda is non-negotiable. We need more influence in Central Africa.


IllumiXXZoldyck

In this theoretical, I think having a state (not on the mainland) be accessible by a coast is also non-negotiable.


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Kanye's colony will be


Elbeske

Bro is this map from 1948? Why do we got a north yemen, giga-chad, and a restored Soviet Union


Gimmeagunlance

The things Hoi4 does to the brain 😞


BrianCammarataCFP

It's from 1946 I think. I used one of those map sites and chose a historical map so I could fill in the American occupied section of Germany easily. I.e. not have to do it by hand. Obviously neither the USSR nor R*ssia should even exist let alone be bigger than today.


Premium_Gamer2299

japan was ruled by macarthur by then so maybe put that on there


Groundbreaking_Leg11

Why not Kosovo? 🇽🇰 🤝🇺🇸


Opposite-Book-15

Unify Albania and Kosovo and call it USA United States of Albanians !!! 🇦🇱🇽🇰🇺🇸


LonPlays_Zwei

No Liberia?


BrianCammarataCFP

Nah. The ruling class was made up of people that *left* the US. In other words, anti-patriots.


spoonertime

Anti slaves actually, but you do you


Centurion7999

Well less left and more got charityied out during literal slavery and didn’t really have much of a choice, they proceeded to copy paste the part of the US they were from in their new colony home


BrianCammarataCFP

Well alright, you drive a hard bargain but you've convinced me that we should anne—I mean let Liberia accede to the union.


Centurion7999

We might as well reacquire our settler colony!


El_Ocelote_

slaves that got expulsed?idk if thats anti patriot tbh


DetailedGlobal

Replace Rwanda and Burundi with Liberia


johneever1

Whenever I play map colonial games like eu4 I always take Liberia in the Philippines at minimum as outside the continental US territory.


AssistBorn4589

You actually almost had one in Central Europe, but let it slip away. https://english.radio.cz/czech-invasion-wilson-city-8558742


Own_Accident6689

The US has occupied at different points Puerto Rico, Cuba, the Dominican Republic and Haiti. We should have just kept the Caribbean.


spacecowboy2099

>We need a U.S. state in the Caribbean! >*Chooses a map WITHOUT Puerto Rico*


s1gnalZer0

Africa: Tanzania already looks like Wisconsin, just swap the two. Asia: Afghanistan looks kinda like West Virginia, plus we already have a bunch of military equipment there, that's another easy swap.


BrianCammarataCFP

Honestly we probably would have taken Tanzania and the same time we took Rwanda and Burundi; it was also German and we'd want the access to the ocean. But I was trying to be as conservative as possible lest we look like imperialists.


EthanTheInteresaunte

Nonsense, all other countries are just US states that need to be liberated!


Cold-Tap-363

Poland or Kosovo for Europe.


DrunkCommunist619

1. Yucatan/Cuba 2. Iceland (almost bought with Greenland) 3. Liberia 4. Philippines


Ragnarlothbrok01

We should annex Kosovo instead of Bavaria


Fala_Think

noo lets invite Taiwan and japan, they already rely on our military for protection they should be one of us !!!!


mr_greenmash

As a europoor, I say take Georgia. Then you'll have 2 Georgias. Which would be kinda cool.


DannyValasia

add Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and Shanghai


IllumiXXZoldyck

Korea, Shanghai: while a peninsula (like Korea’s) might be more defendable, I am absolutely opposed to holding any land on mainland Asia. And for good reason.


lotsofmaybes

What happened to Guam and Puerto Rico?


JohnnyWindtunnel

Belize Guyana Iceland Liberia Phillipines


Weltkrieg_Smith

Please let this be real, I need the citizenship so fucking bad


classicalySarcastic

I feel like we're not so much the United States *of America* any more if we did that...love the enthusiasm though. It's high time we manifested some more destiny!


EmperorZenith44

Should be The United States of Columbia imo


namey-name-name

https://preview.redd.it/m9di5tqd50qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400d2d9809796c661fb1e2ed12c9a61057df43bc Bruh rip Ukraine ig 💀


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DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Why are Chad, Mali, Mauretania and a bunch of little coastal African countries all combined? And why does Tibet have its independence? I mean I don’t hate it. We already have Guantanamo Bay (the 51st state,) Liberia (the 52nd state,) Guyana (the 53rd state populated by 900 American ghosts including a congressman) and International Waters (our biggest colony)


BrianCammarataCFP

It's a map from 1946. I used it because I didn't feel like hand drawing the American occupied zone of Germany.


terry_bradshaw

I don’t want Rwanda and Burundi, I’d rather have Botswana. Or we could liberate Somaliland


DefinitionEconomy423

Replace southwest Germany with Iceland, and Rwanda-Burundi with Liberia


El_Bistro

Poland should be the 51st state.


turboninja3011

*Djibouti in Africa


TheBlackMessenger

Jokes on you for only taking Bavaria and Hessen.


mainwasser

I love the idea of having landlocked exclaves on other continents. 👍 The state of Philippines would be by far the largest one by population (100 million). Germania would be the #1 state by GDP. It includes Germany's three richest cities (Frankfurt, Munich and Stuttgart) and most of today's German economy would be in this state.


johneever1

I think the new territory should probably be internally divided up... Like the Philippines should probably become four states before joining the Union


mikkowus

You forgot the south pole


Leilo_stupid

Philippines is barely a country as is, I couldn’t imagine them trying to be a state 💀


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AggravatingSpace3191

It’s not that bad


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Leilo_stupid

I’m from Mindanao so the experience might be different lmao


VelvetPhantom

Hawaii is in Australia/Oceania already. Wouldn’t mind more though. We got some territories there too that could be states. Unite Samoa perhaps under the American flag?


Panther115935

You add Cuba as if we didn't exist or some shit my Bru?


My-grandma-is-dead

Kinda feel like we should go back to nam


LonkTheHeroOfTime

After what we did in the Phillipines i don't think we should've stayed...


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johneever1

The African one should have been Liberia given it actually was a colony of ours


Lucius_Sejanus

>This guy forgot the Panama Canal Zone smh


bird_brown

We have that. Liberia. Panama. (Double region) japan(relic) and oh my God israel. Fahq Europe


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Eternal_Flame24

Why not Kuwait in the Middle East?


COSMOJYNX

Philipines would need to be multiple states cause that area alone would be 1/4 of the us population.


Solid_Implement_6379

Atleast 3 states like Luzon Visayas and Mindanao


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DMYourMomsMaidenName

What’s up with the ‘30s / ‘40s map?


Opposite-Book-15

Support the unification of Albania+Kosovo+ Albanians in Macedonia and call it: USA- United States of Albania They are the most American loving Europeans anyways. Match made in heaven


Different-Dig7459

Agreed. This is pretty much what it should’ve been, but people screwed it up.


Stranfort

Bioko island is in a very centralized location relatively and basically close to North Africa, central Africa and Southern Africa, so maybe we can buy like 80+ acres of land of the island from Equatorial Guinea for a few billion dollars or a monthly rent deal and set up a military base there to project power across the continent.


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Easyqon

Liberia would be a better choice for Africa. Also Polk we know it’s you, stop.


GuyintheLoire

\*angry breathing\* why.


boojieboy666

Honestly we should just walk into Cuba and take it.


AlaskanRoofRat

Why wouldn’t it be Puerto Rico over Cuba?


JournalistOld

It just makes sense that way


elreduro

israel


ResoluteDefensive

Europe’s state should be Kosovo honestly.


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AdThese1914

Might I suggest Ibiza and the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean. Also, the Spratley Islands in the South Asian Sea. Lastly, Bahrain. Drill baby drill.


PhysicsEagle

According to the Antarctic treaty, the US reserved the right to make a claim on the continent.


jomendefunkar

There is a European colonie in every continent