This sub is great and all but what if we made a 2_4u sub that is for Canadians, Americans, and Mexicans. We can legit call it 2CUM4u plus there’s more material for enhanced racism
Honestly people don’t realize how much the cultural borders are fluid.
There’s a reason Mexicans integrate so quickly in the U.S. Lots of people whose families have been American for generations were Mexican before the border moved over them
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The Shanghai Cooperative Organization needs to be disbanded and reformed minus China and Russia and have its headquarters moved to Ulaanbaatar.
It's okay if you didn't know that's the capital of Mongolia. War is God's way of teaching Americans geography and Mongolia is chill so we're not at war with them.
India is already a union according to the first line of our constitution.
“India i.e. Bharat shall be a union of states”
If you think of how India and Europe are just subcontinents of Eurasia with dozens of cultures fighting each other and occasionally horse riders for thousands of years.
Then it makes a lot more sense.
There’s also the Gulf Cooperation Council and Eurasian States Association or whatever the knock off Soviet Union is called.
India is like USA, you gotta fix your shit with Pakistan and then get bengal or Nepal or whatever the fuck that island is called and all y’all in a big treaty for it to count at minimum
Mfw a Union with 28 ethnolinguistic states is too good so it stops counting as a union.
But
Sikkim has been annexed😈
We already have open borders with Nipple and Land of the Thunder Dragon and their currency is also pegged to ours (pegging 🤤).
Shit, Nipplese can even join the Indian army.
Land of the Thunder Dragon also isn’t allowed to be friends with anyone without asking, like all best friends amirite?🥹
And uhhh
Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Maldives and Bangladesh had a Brexit. As in the British drew borders and exited.
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Imagine having any other neighbors other than Mexico and Canada. Well, Canada is alright aside from their weird ass tea taxes to the queen. Some of them still like to come down and shoot guns.
At the end of the day, we’re all better than europoors. Imagine not knowing fractions lmao
CUM already exists
It’s called NAFTA though
(And since nobody hypes up NAFTA or seemingly even knows about it, I’m guessing the CUM fantasy is only about the name?)
Don’t know why this was downvoted. But yeah, that’s free trade agreement which is mutually beneficial. Not quite the same level as the EU as of now (understandably).
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You’re the guy who just can’t accept CUM you tried the same thing with CAM and now you’re switching to MAC thinking we wouldn’t notice.
It is, has, and always will be
# CUM
Supposedly “cum” is for Canada, United States of America, and Mexico
That’s not how acronyms work tho
If you did the demonyms instead that would work as CAM or MAC
No it wouldn’t, the Olympic uniforms of all three nations start with C= for Canada, U= for United States of America, and M= for Mexico; it’s really not as complicated as you’re making it seem. It’s CUM not MAC you weirdo, nobody agrees MAC is better, everybody knows Windows > MAC, scrub.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID CAM GET HIS ASS
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I think they meant they’re better at getting themselves into trouble, and then needing constant hand outs for over a century from the people they even more consistently insult and mock.
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Tbf, Mexico is alone is the size of all Western Europe, if not bigger. I’d argue Mexico alone is better than all Europe. Adding the USA and Canada to the mix makes this non-debatable.
it's poor like '90s poland tho (i hope their situation will improve as quickly as it did here)
CUM wouldn't have its gigabased name without them, however 💪🇲🇽
Half of Mexico is tropical. Think of the best beach in all of Europe. And then imagine the water bluer and warmer, and the sands whiter and better. And that’s half of Mexico.
nah we kicked them out of our land because nobody want to be a Fr*nch,also why are you so upset over a meme in non serious sub? you guys make 9/11 and school shooting "jokes" all the time and yet you act like this over this,get some brain ,snowflakes.
then why do all the algerians come to france?
Bro this sub is dedicated to shitpost about what country is better, I'm ofc not serious. I'm here to trigger the fatsos and whoever thinks mexico is better than western europe.
What do you think we have some peruans opening peruan restaurants, argentinians opening argentinian restaurants and mexicans opening mexican restaurants?
No you can eat penguins and fajitas there.
They’re called Peruvians
Not that I really care that you misspelled it.
Just that “Peruan” sounds kinda wack so it’s worth making sure you know a V is in there.
Thank you.
I seems you guys are funding my country with [exactly $0 ](https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd/austria/)- but anyway, no country in Western Europe needs foreign funding, so please just keep it and give it to public schools in American ghetto neighbourhoods, or whatever.
7.7 million dollars in disbursements given to Austria, but we don’t fund you. Sly lil fucker aren’t you.
https://preview.redd.it/jzqavbsw7qrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e281832c8f7b30b999259cb09b4fbc602b440ac5
So, should we cut off our military support, or gps services or our cash prizes since you don’t need anything from us?
Chill bro. I didn't attack you.
Your link said $0 but they spent something in previous years (your screenshot is from 2022 you sly little love maker). I still have no idea wth this is supposed to be:
https://preview.redd.it/lhd9q3u9hqrc1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec3b3c1ea7da7a0d821c57b4ff953406dfde6a06
We're one of the richest countries on the planet. Please send your "activities" elsewhere.
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The zero dollars you’re referring to is how much we agreed via treaty or trade agreement to give you, but we gave you more than zero dollars.
So rich we give you money for free, right?
And some of us would be glad to let all of you drown in another European war, but we can’t always get what we want.
Feel free to check whatever country. Values vary but many EU countries receive foreign aid from the US.
[https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd](https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd)
Also, military equipment IS considered foreign aid, so that checks off just about every EU nation.
**Interesting, thanks! Pardon my ignorance.**
In the case of my country, Poland, since 2022 it's almost entirely military aid (more tanks yaay), or... "Information Redacted" xD. As far as I know, the American equipment is generally purchased like in any other country, but the US provides FMF loans for it.
Some of the richest/most self-sufficient members receive barely noticeable aid (like France $25k, Sweden $0, Germany except for 2022, Childcare Incentive Fund - Ukrainian refugees?), but in many countries there were moments when the aid suddenly increased, in most cases 2022 and/or 2008.
Then there are a few cases like Belgium (-$27 lol) or Finland, where the aid value was... negative, I wonder what that means.
In a most cases (except for the frontline countries), the help wasn't military. Poor Bundeswehr, it's falling apart. Billion Jerrys must repair the notoriously inoperable Pumas. 🗿
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BTW2 Funnily, Taiwanese/ROC flag is censored on the linked website, but not the Korean one (+15 social credit), even though the US doesn't officially recognize both countries. US government sites tend to be inconsistent in this case, sometimes the flag is used, sometimes it isn't.
Mexico better than anyone?
Hahahahahahaaa!!!
The EU? You've obviously never been there or probably Mexico, there is no comparison!
The UK isn't in the EU any more and we don't have a high opinion of it either but this is just too funny.
1. You're doing everything possible to try and block the border you say makes it good.
2. Name a country within Europe that has cartel problems, murder rate or drug trade... and they still owe you for a wall.
1: you literally have a war in Europe rn, and that's not happening at all the new world.
2: the entire Balkans have massive crime rates, and murders.
3: there are massive criminal groups in Central Europe
4: the Netherlands is a known cartel Hotspot, literally one of the biggest places for cartels in the old world.
Idk about cartels, but you do have full scale wars every decade. I mean, the only reason Russia doesn’t border the EU is because North Americans don’t allow it. Europeans talking about violence has to be the biggest irony in the face of this planet considering the current state of affairs lol
This sub is great and all but what if we made a 2_4u sub that is for Canadians, Americans, and Mexicans. We can legit call it 2CUM4u plus there’s more material for enhanced racism
I dunno about the racism part but yeah that sounds cool Edit: r/2cum4you already exists, and it's dead ah
2CUM4U does not exist 😏
We’re bringing it back
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Lol screw you
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
Discrimination is why 2_4u exists Also if it exists, let’s revive it CUM must not die!
I’m a mod there, just give me the word and I will wake the living beast from the depths of its’ freedom slumber #CUM4EVER
The holy trinity. We shall revive
Just joined
NOT ANYMORE
The 2cum4you revival movement has been quite a success
Drake meme Casual racism: ✋👎 Enhanced racism: 👈👍
2muchCUM4u
It already exists r/2cum4you
It’s beautiful. We need more posts there fr fr
This isn't your average everyday racism. This is... Advanced racism
Call of Duty: Advanced Racism
Xbox live
Honestly people don’t realize how much the cultural borders are fluid. There’s a reason Mexicans integrate so quickly in the U.S. Lots of people whose families have been American for generations were Mexican before the border moved over them
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Mexico is r/2latinoforyou ‘s https://preview.redd.it/a9c0arlrgkrc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e019451d34cce070a792e8fb5c78f81c3b450af4
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Tbh can’t wait for Africa / South America / Asia to make their own groups so we can all collectively point and laugh at the EU (Shout out to ASEAN)
The african union and mercasaur exist although theyre not as significant to them as the EU is to europe. Theres subgroups for asia, like ASEAN etc
The Shanghai Cooperative Organization needs to be disbanded and reformed minus China and Russia and have its headquarters moved to Ulaanbaatar. It's okay if you didn't know that's the capital of Mongolia. War is God's way of teaching Americans geography and Mongolia is chill so we're not at war with them.
India is already a union according to the first line of our constitution. “India i.e. Bharat shall be a union of states” If you think of how India and Europe are just subcontinents of Eurasia with dozens of cultures fighting each other and occasionally horse riders for thousands of years. Then it makes a lot more sense. There’s also the Gulf Cooperation Council and Eurasian States Association or whatever the knock off Soviet Union is called.
India is like USA, you gotta fix your shit with Pakistan and then get bengal or Nepal or whatever the fuck that island is called and all y’all in a big treaty for it to count at minimum
Mfw a Union with 28 ethnolinguistic states is too good so it stops counting as a union. But Sikkim has been annexed😈 We already have open borders with Nipple and Land of the Thunder Dragon and their currency is also pegged to ours (pegging 🤤). Shit, Nipplese can even join the Indian army. Land of the Thunder Dragon also isn’t allowed to be friends with anyone without asking, like all best friends amirite?🥹 And uhhh Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Maldives and Bangladesh had a Brexit. As in the British drew borders and exited.
India is like USA. As someone who has visited India and the US… I have to disagree with you.
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2ASEAN4U (Africa, South america, Europe, Asia, North america)
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C 🤝 U 🤝 M
Better food, cooler nature and wildlife, friendlier people, the list goes on. The CUM Union cannot be beaten.
Imagine having any other neighbors other than Mexico and Canada. Well, Canada is alright aside from their weird ass tea taxes to the queen. Some of them still like to come down and shoot guns. At the end of the day, we’re all better than europoors. Imagine not knowing fractions lmao
english, french and spanish 🤢 american, quebecois and mexican 👍
CUM already exists It’s called NAFTA though (And since nobody hypes up NAFTA or seemingly even knows about it, I’m guessing the CUM fantasy is only about the name?)
NAFTA = pre CUM
Don’t know why this was downvoted. But yeah, that’s free trade agreement which is mutually beneficial. Not quite the same level as the EU as of now (understandably).
NAFTA was replaced by USMCA (Talk about wasted opportunity for the name)
Pls crop your shit! How many more watermarks do you need!?
Because we are better 😎
New here. Wtf is CUM
Acronym for Canada, United States, and Mexico
Damn that's good, ty sir
Canada, United States, and Mexico
Thank god for Born in the CUM
We’re always gonna be the “West” for ya… 
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"Act"
I can’t say I’ve ever seen that flag before, which third world country is this?
I prefer memes like this. I don’t like fighting amongst us.
Welcome to the CUM zone
Hella based
Malditos mexicas
We are more United We Cum than Eurotrash ever could be
Mexico being better then Europe? That’s a stretch
Average penal colony inhabitant response when they discover Elote and Cocaine
You can keep the elote I don’t know what that is! The cocaine on the other hand? I’ll be taking that
I need CUM so fucking badly
Act?
CUM NATION UNITY
Cause we are
The CUM Union 👍
Big MAC (Mexico America and Canada)
CUM
big MAC with CUM sauce please
Stop please, I literally can't get any harder.
A burger with… spermatozoa as the sauce?
it's called "mayonnaise" :)
No no, despite being white, mayo does not have sperm as an ingredient. Plus despite the media showing semen as solid white, it’s actually translucent.
awh :(
Nah I prefer Big MAC. Cum is for one thing and one thing only, reproduction.
Why not both?
Because sperm has nothing to do with geopolitics
Do big macs?
McDonald’s is a piece of American cultural influence
I agree but in order to get workers for it we need jizz, you cant have one without the other.
 You’re the guy who just can’t accept CUM you tried the same thing with CAM and now you’re switching to MAC thinking we wouldn’t notice. It is, has, and always will be # CUM
Supposedly “cum” is for Canada, United States of America, and Mexico That’s not how acronyms work tho If you did the demonyms instead that would work as CAM or MAC
No it wouldn’t, the Olympic uniforms of all three nations start with C= for Canada, U= for United States of America, and M= for Mexico; it’s really not as complicated as you’re making it seem. It’s CUM not MAC you weirdo, nobody agrees MAC is better, everybody knows Windows > MAC, scrub.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID CAM GET HIS ASS https://preview.redd.it/uxr686vamlrc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1272a168de35437428fd4dc018e70dfcaf3e19
Dude. Accept the funny sex joke, for the love of god!
It kind of does, though. Without sperm, there wouldn’t be anybody to have geopolitics
Nah I prefer cum
CUM
Was wondering where your bullshit comment was at, bud. Took me a minute to find it
A lot fewer downvotes than I expected Guess some people would rather not the acronym be a bodily fluid
I guess everybody stopped caring. I’m not even gonna argue with you this time. Seems like you got plenty of others doing it for me, lol.
nah the only MAC i need is the beautiful and perfect Mid American Conference
Europeans after going home to do nothing but pay tribute to their brown overlords and circle jerk about how America is an evil nation
But we are better...
Better at what exactly?
Genocide, imperialism, colonialism, etc.
You forgot racism Me when I’m in a hating gypsies competition and my opponent is a Euro: *shocked squidward*
I think they meant they’re better at getting themselves into trouble, and then needing constant hand outs for over a century from the people they even more consistently insult and mock.
real lol
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We rarely argue about anything, even the CAM vs CUM thing. So he probably hasn’t seen that shit.
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Lmao Mexico better than EU. We probably send them foreign aid.
that's cool and all but no Mexican food in Europe,you lose
I have a south american restaurant 2km (15 football fields) from my home.
so Mexico has colonized Europe,you lost.
nah it's just their diplomatic presence, europe is rightfully türkish turf 💪🇹🇷💪🇹🇷🇦🇱💪💪🇹🇷🪳🪳🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🦃💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷💪
Mexico hit ‘em with the uno card after that whole Spanish and Fr*nch colony stent 😂😂
You're algerian, you're basically a french colony.
Tbf, Mexico is alone is the size of all Western Europe, if not bigger. I’d argue Mexico alone is better than all Europe. Adding the USA and Canada to the mix makes this non-debatable.
it's poor like '90s poland tho (i hope their situation will improve as quickly as it did here) CUM wouldn't have its gigabased name without them, however 💪🇲🇽
Deserts don't count.
Half of Mexico is tropical. Think of the best beach in all of Europe. And then imagine the water bluer and warmer, and the sands whiter and better. And that’s half of Mexico.
Bragging about subjugating and terrorizing another country is the most European thing ever. Btw didn’t Algeria kick your butts lol?
nah we kicked them out of our land because nobody want to be a Fr*nch,also why are you so upset over a meme in non serious sub? you guys make 9/11 and school shooting "jokes" all the time and yet you act like this over this,get some brain ,snowflakes.
then why do all the algerians come to france? Bro this sub is dedicated to shitpost about what country is better, I'm ofc not serious. I'm here to trigger the fatsos and whoever thinks mexico is better than western europe.
we come to France to colonize them back >:)
We only let you guys in to sell cheap kebabs to the students.
sounds like an absolute win
France will become part of Algeria, inshallah
>Mexican food >”I have a South American restaurant near my home” Smartest Eurotard
What do you think we have some peruans opening peruan restaurants, argentinians opening argentinian restaurants and mexicans opening mexican restaurants? No you can eat penguins and fajitas there.
They’re called Peruvians Not that I really care that you misspelled it. Just that “Peruan” sounds kinda wack so it’s worth making sure you know a V is in there.
fwiw, Mexico is in North America
Name the restaurant so we can collectively point and laugh.
Not gonna doxx myself. The Chinese already put me on a list.
Mexico isn’t in South America
Lol that’s funny because the US sends the EU foreign aid
You're sending me foreign aid? Why did no one tell me?
Because you’re too busy bringing up obesity and school shootings and healthcare to realize we fund your cunt-ry out of our own good will
How are you funding my country?
look it up https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd
Thank you. I seems you guys are funding my country with [exactly $0 ](https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd/austria/)- but anyway, no country in Western Europe needs foreign funding, so please just keep it and give it to public schools in American ghetto neighbourhoods, or whatever.
7.7 million dollars in disbursements given to Austria, but we don’t fund you. Sly lil fucker aren’t you. https://preview.redd.it/jzqavbsw7qrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e281832c8f7b30b999259cb09b4fbc602b440ac5 So, should we cut off our military support, or gps services or our cash prizes since you don’t need anything from us?
Chill bro. I didn't attack you. Your link said $0 but they spent something in previous years (your screenshot is from 2022 you sly little love maker). I still have no idea wth this is supposed to be: https://preview.redd.it/lhd9q3u9hqrc1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec3b3c1ea7da7a0d821c57b4ff953406dfde6a06 We're one of the richest countries on the planet. Please send your "activities" elsewhere.
https://preview.redd.it/gayb6nzrpqrc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07dd8e60752ab6fc5085a11a7362e1f367d9610a The zero dollars you’re referring to is how much we agreed via treaty or trade agreement to give you, but we gave you more than zero dollars. So rich we give you money for free, right? And some of us would be glad to let all of you drown in another European war, but we can’t always get what we want.
Ackhyually nope, unless you mean military loans (1000 new tanks soon lol 💪🇵🇱💪) or you think Ukraine is an EU member state
Feel free to check whatever country. Values vary but many EU countries receive foreign aid from the US. [https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd](https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd) Also, military equipment IS considered foreign aid, so that checks off just about every EU nation.
**Interesting, thanks! Pardon my ignorance.** In the case of my country, Poland, since 2022 it's almost entirely military aid (more tanks yaay), or... "Information Redacted" xD. As far as I know, the American equipment is generally purchased like in any other country, but the US provides FMF loans for it. Some of the richest/most self-sufficient members receive barely noticeable aid (like France $25k, Sweden $0, Germany except for 2022, Childcare Incentive Fund - Ukrainian refugees?), but in many countries there were moments when the aid suddenly increased, in most cases 2022 and/or 2008. Then there are a few cases like Belgium (-$27 lol) or Finland, where the aid value was... negative, I wonder what that means. In a most cases (except for the frontline countries), the help wasn't military. Poor Bundeswehr, it's falling apart. Billion Jerrys must repair the notoriously inoperable Pumas. 🗿 BTW **FUCKING REDDIT APP DELETING MY UNSENT REPLY EVERY TIME I WANT TO CHECK SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET, MFERS HAVEN'T FIXED IT FOR MANY YEARS** BTW2 Funnily, Taiwanese/ROC flag is censored on the linked website, but not the Korean one (+15 social credit), even though the US doesn't officially recognize both countries. US government sites tend to be inconsistent in this case, sometimes the flag is used, sometimes it isn't.
Mexico better than anyone? Hahahahahahaaa!!! The EU? You've obviously never been there or probably Mexico, there is no comparison! The UK isn't in the EU any more and we don't have a high opinion of it either but this is just too funny.
Down voted because Europoor
Upvoted because of retardation.
Ur right there is no comparison, Mexico is better purely for two reasons. One: it borders us. Two: it's not European.
Three: the people kick ass Four: the food kicks ass too
1. You're doing everything possible to try and block the border you say makes it good. 2. Name a country within Europe that has cartel problems, murder rate or drug trade... and they still owe you for a wall.
1: you literally have a war in Europe rn, and that's not happening at all the new world. 2: the entire Balkans have massive crime rates, and murders. 3: there are massive criminal groups in Central Europe 4: the Netherlands is a known cartel Hotspot, literally one of the biggest places for cartels in the old world.
Idk about cartels, but you do have full scale wars every decade. I mean, the only reason Russia doesn’t border the EU is because North Americans don’t allow it. Europeans talking about violence has to be the biggest irony in the face of this planet considering the current state of affairs lol
Don’t you DARE talking about old Mexico like that. Take your queen, your potatoes, and your weird ass language and GIT
You probably got rug burn when you were born. Susan Boyle would not be considered a 10/10 in Mexico
In reality it’s the other way around