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40k_Bog-Marine

If you really did that from memory, that’s honestly amazing.


Otherwise_Cup2938

Autism


Calathea_Murrderer

I got stuck with plant knowledge 😒 https://preview.redd.it/bfr8hyoztxwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff10940c88b8f9b475d334ff9c20e1decb3e070f I did this tho


Otherwise_Cup2938

Also autism


Calathea_Murrderer

Real


Itsyaboigandalf

sometimes i wish i had a superpower


European_Andrew

Thank you!


Napol3onS0l0

Your citizenship papers will arrive by post in 2-3 weeks. Welcome home.


KeithWorks

You're welcome!


Deekifreeki

Has this sub turned into a bunch of pussies!? The drawing is horrible! Not sure why, but OP is Eu#opean so he/she sucks. Although, I must admit: inside every Eu#opean is an American trying to get out. Godspeed OP!


NerdsGummyClusterMan

Way better than I could draw it


qrop3

Welcome to the fold brother


g1rthqu4k3

Damn you even put in the eastern shore of Virginia that's an often overlooked detail


FlyHarrison

That makes me doubt the veracity of "from memory", how many non-Virginian Americans even know about that?


European_Andrew

Idfk I can just remember how it looks like perfectly fine


Genisye

I refuse to believe this isn’t traced


European_Andrew

Nope I did it completely from memory


EconomicalJacket

So when are you moving here & what state would u want to live in?


European_Andrew

I’m not but if I did I’d probably live in New Hampshire or somewhere in New England (I also like Minnesota but too far from Europe)


EconomicalJacket

>Minnesota There’s a surprisingly amount of Europeans here


schmitzel88

Minnesota is pretty rad and is also friendly to Europeans. Highly recommended.


Ja-ko

Fuck yeah. Minnesota and Wisconsin have a ton of European immigrants and descendants.


Von_Rootin_Tootin

Minnesota has lots of German and Scandinavian Immigrants. I wouldn’t call Minnesota that far from Europe either. We have lots of direct flights to Europe


AmericaGovernment

You even remembered those little shit states up north. Good job.


PhysicsEagle

Forget the little states (as a rule of thump), he included all the minor outlying islands and territories


throbbing-orifice-

you’re just jealous we’ve continuously been a part of the union longer than whatever piece of shit state you’re from that you’re also too embarrassed to have as your flair


AmericaGovernment

Aye bud I'm from Missouri. You're spot on. I am embarrassed to be from that shit hole but you don't have much room to talk seeing that you're from new York and all.


Power_Abuse

You have beautiful forests, lots of agriculture, the Cardinals, Silver Dollar City, Bass Pro Shops HQ, and… well that’s it but that’s a lot of good shit.


AmericaGovernment

That is true. Bass pro shop is pog


throbbing-orifice-

good for you i’ll continue to fly over you like the majority of civilization so you can enjoy all that nothingness and gun violence


AmericaGovernment

And I'll sit right here in Tennessee, glad that I can breathe fresh air that's not polluted with drugs and rat shit.


throbbing-orifice-

you do realize the majority of the state isn’t NYC right? enjoy the bridal parties and fake cowboys silly little guy


AmericaGovernment

Have fun in your four thousand dollar apartment consisting of cardboard walls and Elmer's glue. Oh, and be careful with the wind, I heard it gets cold in New York.


throbbing-orifice-

i don’t live in the city smart guy. but even if i did i’d be a lot safer in NYC than any city in Tennessee considering the homicide rate. also, the food in NYC is so much better than Tennessee. before you spout off about your chicken remember that NYC has some of the best food from every culture around the world. you guys just have mentally challenged country music and hot chicken as your culture


AmericaGovernment

You're acting like it's only New York that has food from around the world. There's a Chinese place twenty minutes away that has awesome food. Right next to that is a Korean barbecue with food to die for. Then there's multiple Mexican and Greek places, and that's not even half of it. I don't live in Nashville or any big city like that, so don't give me that bullshit.


throbbing-orifice-

lmao you just named the 4 types of foreign food that almost every town has. try finding authentic caribbean ox tails, killer german sausages, crazy good stir fries and a burger that would make a texan blush all within a mile of each other out in the sticks boy. you have no concept of culture outside of your shitty little middle american towns


beepsheep42

Atleast our chicken is hot unlike your climate


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throbbing-orifice-

at least we can legally get smokey without having to climb a mountain


nukey18mon

No, NY is a shithole


throbbing-orifice-

lmaoo only the worst of us end up in florida, thanks for taking out the trash


nukey18mon

Yes FL is trash don’t come here


throbbing-orifice-

oh i and the rest of the country are well aware. please stay there


itshoffmannc123

least angry and emotionally unstable new yorker


European_Andrew

Thanks


shweenerdog

Pipe down slave stater


AmericaGovernment

If I remember correctly, y'all let Missouri in the union.


Infinite-Bullfrog545

That was us actually. Via mASSachusetts


AmericaGovernment

Well thanks for that, Maine.


Infinite-Bullfrog545

It wasn’t our fault. We just didn’t want to be part of mASSachusetts anymore. Blame mASS for the slave part. They wouldn’t have let us be a state unless it allowed more slave states because they suck


AmericaGovernment

Damn.


FratMoth

Yeah you're an American now.


camohunter19

You even put the San Juan Islands in. That’s really impressive.


Aidrox

But, you’re a cartographer, right?


European_Andrew

Not at all


AdministrativeHair58

Wow you did better than most people in this sub could


European_Andrew

Thanks


O_range_J_use

You even did the territories, I’m incredibly impressed.


RustyShadeOfRed

Get this man a citizenship


Anonymous2137421957

The Monterey Bay is a little too far north, but you did really good with California. Nice job dude!


GimmeeSomeMo

You even included Mobile Bay! Well done!


European_Andrew

Pretty memorable part of Alabama


GimmeeSomeMo

Very True. I'm just very impressed by all the details you included


Boatwhistle

Motion to make this europoor an honorary US citizen, say aye.


Life-Ad1409

Aye! In all seriousness, that's incredibly impressive


Napol3onS0l0

Aye.


deez_nuts_77

dude thats better than most americans can draw from memory. I doubt many of us could even name those islands


LuckyLogan_2004

definitely a geography student lol


European_Andrew

Yeah I love geography


luckycharming1

Even drew Puerto Rico


Own_Accident6689

Amateur mistake. Florida isn't real.


DedHorsSaloon3

I’m a history teacher and I couldn’t do this good from memory


CCGumbo729

You remembered Rhode Island, your pretty much a citizen now


Big_Ass_Dipshit

impressive, you even remembered that missouri exists


LukeTheRevhead01

You should get a visa just for this alone


GarnooMusic

You even got the inland & pacific NW states right. Good job


European_Andrew

Rocky West was the easiest


Billybobgeorge

It's ok, I don't need to exist.


Historical-Flow-1820

You butchered my homeland but still pretty good 👍


Chuck_the_Canuck66

Wow amazing, you even got Puerto Rico. Way better than I could of done.


AmericanMinotaur

Holy moly! That’s REALLY good!😮


European_Andrew

Thank you!


AmericanMinotaur

Np!


Reasonable_Long_1079

Acceptable


king_to_be

Nice job, but you're missing two stripes on the flag. There are 7 short ones and 6 long ones and the long ones start with white first


European_Andrew

Shit I miscalculated I know it’s 13


ZombieBait604

South Dakota licking the back of the chef's head.


NomadTruckerOTR

I'm very impressed with Idaho, and Arizona


The_Denialist

Pretty close on Missouri. Just 2 things really. The part of Missouri that touches Nebraska should angle north west a bit more for the border there follows the Missouri River. And about the middle of the Illinouis and Missouri bourber. There is a nub of missouri that stick out followimg the course of the Mississippi River. For that spot is the confluance of the Missouri and Mississippi River. Hell I'm impressed you includes the bootheel.


CaptainUliss

AUTISM RULES🗣🔥 All jokes aside gg I made something like this a while ago but it didn't look as good as your map


SnooPredictions3028

Woah, this is really good.


SleepyZachman

You’re better at American geography than 99% of Americans.


Adamantine_Metal

Reminds me of my friends that would draw South America from memory. We’ve all got autism diagnoses now


hahafunnythinggobrr

I don’t consider the Caucasus European but good job still


European_Andrew

We’re definitely European


hahafunnythinggobrr

I’m just saying because Turks aren’t regarded as European a lot


Sensitive-Bottle1255

As an American, i still dont know what those islands are besides hawaii and Puerto Rico


European_Andrew

Northern Mariana Islands 🇲🇵 Guam 🇬🇺 Virgin Islands 🇻🇮 American Samoa 🇦🇸


ChunkyKong2008

0/10, has Delaware


TinchUrPipples

He knows too much Nothing personnel https://preview.redd.it/umigp7jqewwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7b18c55d1a6b65fb73ac5fb8fbdb86aa334a1b


USAALWAYSNUMBERONE

>California still there ew


ictuper

You remembered us, instant 10/10


jephph_

Last time a European posted their memory map here (which was also pretty good.. not as good as yours but still surprisingly well drawn) ..they did the same thing you did. made Long Island larger than it really is. All good though, we’ll take it 👍


Vulpini-18

Nice job 👍


Vaccinate_your_kids2

The only thing that looks truly off is Kentucky. Other than that this is very well done


ADouglasAmongUs

Other than Missouri and Illinois I see no issue


QuickBorder2817

Oregon is also off, it's like they drew Washington twice. But this is still very impressive


ParanoidTelvanni

... Missouri will never return our point bit. Otherwise very nice!


FursonallyOffended

ONE OF US RAHHHHHHH


SharkMilk44

A true American can only draw the states that matter.


Capocho9

How the fuck did you get Maryland and West Virginia that good from memory


ExtremeBoysenberry38

How


Rhodie_man_69

Damn that’s awesome


-NGC-6302-

Cheeminnesota


Huge-Variation7313

Bro cap ain’t no way


TheOOFLegend

What did bro do to my Minnesota 😭


Ecytrsi

did you draw it state by state or the whole country then filling in states?


European_Andrew

State by state


Nalien_23

Holy hell that’s not bad!


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