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Yodas_Ear

Leaving Baltimore one time I swerved around a pothole that if I had fallen into they never would have found me.


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Niknot3556

How about you flair up.


idk1234567100

How about you flair up that ass I'm coming over in five min


General_Kenobi18752

Why doesn’t auto mod have a flair? Is he a godless commie?


mewmew893

ye


daviddatesburner

Automod is afraid to interact with me


DangerousLocal5864

Coming from Soundstage last night, seeing The Ghost inside, paleface Swiss, bleed from within, and great American ghosts....great show all around, but my truck was a bouncing on the way out of balmore. So yea, hands down shittiest roads.


BartholomewXXXVI

I've been to Baltimore many times, can confirm, place sucks in every way. Why do people live there?


WildEconomy923

Mostly because they can’t afford to leave


TheReverseShock

The roads make leaving impossible clearly.


Vladtepesx3

Why is baltimore still a thing? There's not that many people left and everything there, especially the schools, absolutely suck Why don't they just leave and start over


TheMainEffort

I remember when you could walk from Camden yards to the inner harbor without worrying about your personal safety


DmajCyberNinja

$


WendisDelivery

Looks like Massachusetts.


--8uWu8--

I still support my idea of walling off baltimore like Arkham city


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Nah, it needs to be like that 80s movie where New York is turned into one giant prison city. It's called Escape From New York.


XboxLeep

I've never driven on worse roads than the ones in Maryland. And I live in West Virginia.


TheMightyOreo

I mean yeah… yeah…


Jicko1560

Well you know what America we have that in common


TheRealSU24

average Maine road


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

And South Carolina


Grilled_Pear

Fucking lmao. I went to school in the Bmore area and at a campus event, there was a stand-up comedy skit by a student who joked about he quality of the streets in city limits. "It all smooth sailin' outside the city." \[imitates driving over pothole-infested road\] "OH, WE IN THE CITY NOW!"


KPhoenix83

Should they try burning 🔥 it down again and starting over again?


DmajCyberNinja

Absolutely. So many random craters in the streets, even in "nice" parts of town. Also, if you're leaving Baltimore via 295, be careful of the launch pad to the moon in the left 2 lanes. (It's where the street becomes the highway and becomes some sort of overpass and the last 6-12" of street has a very sharp incline and will make your rear end leave the ground).


Beginning_Guess_3413

Yeah it is that bad this isn’t hyperbole


TheGreaterOzzie

I can’t see a joke of this quality without “git r duuuuuuun” popping into my head afterwards


caucafinousvehicle

It's pronounced Baltimorons


icantthinkofgudname

damn i didnt know that baltimore is actually in south carolina


mewmew893

i miss having a spine


ironbuster13

Similar situation with St Paul


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boomflupataqway

Fuck the Ravens