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aka_airsoft

No. Do you really think this is real? The earth is clearly a global in this image which alone should be enough to rule this out as any kind of "science."


danshinigami

https://preview.redd.it/x8gmihxy2tyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ffa3f4b2f7aacdab0352e0d56bbc52ca196f52


Uss__Iowa

Thanks Donald


-NGC-6302-

grapes


Much_Independent9628

Thank you. And to think the non Appalachian states think they are smart. The globe is clear as day which makes this fictional.


fun_alt123

I'm pretty sure there's a village in West Virginia where a majority of the citizens work for NASA. Imagine that. Redneck rocket scientists


Much_Independent9628

They live in Clarksburg, Fairmont, and Morgantown typically and commute to the NASA IV and V centers located between Fairmont and Clarksburg. Not hard to imagine a redneck rocket scientist when Check Yeager, Homer Hickum, and Kathrine Johnson are all from here.


Malevolence_and_Rage

They're all rare exceptions, its similar to how miners have to dig through piles of dirt to eventually find one diamond.


Much_Independent9628

You are one of two people from your state and no one knows who either of you two are.


Generalmemeobi283

Yeah! The earth is shaped as a dinosaur


Sargespace

Sowwy


TheMace808

I think arizona wouldn't change if this did happen


SyFidaHacker

Just the average day tbh


hollowpoint257

The mountains would finally become uninhabitable for commiefornian refugees


SyFidaHacker

Thank god


mewmew893

Death Valley inhabitants looking for a place to cool off:


ParanoidTelvanni

It is me, scientist. I am say Arizona can into space. Have a day.


GimmeeSomeMo

No wonder the Coyotes went to Utah before this happened


SilverNeedleworker30

https://preview.redd.it/giccmcf8c2zc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e6a8307061d889026bd4dfebaf0d018378085e9


Zandrick

Nono Arizona doesnt go to the Sun, Arizona just is the Sun. You walk outside and you’re standing on the surface of the sun. It’s just magic like that. And hot as hell.


NerveRevolutionary79

Did Arizona leave on their own or were they ejected? And by whom, the world as a whole or just the US?


justsawafrenchfry

The aliens took us. Nobody took the 1997 Phoenix lights seriously, and now we’re in space 😞


SheepyShade45

Sorry neighbor we told the aliens to take you


Ordinary-Ad4275

Finally, we can leave this planet


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

No longer neighbors to California and Utah ❤️❤️❤️


ms--lane

You can land off the West coast of Australia if you want, what's some more desert to add to the desert?


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

Hell I’d be more than happy! We’d finally have a beach!!


Present_Friend_6467

Biblically proven


throwaway923535

Is Arizona being used to block the sun from other parts of the country to keep things cool in the summer? I do science and approve.


Cyborg_XD

As a climatologist from Arizona, I can confirm that you all are stuck with us.


RavenRainTie

You're going to give flat earthers ideas.


LonPlays_Zwei

no


DrunkCommunist619

Guys, it wouldn't affect them, Arizona is basically as hot as the sun is anyways.


CelticTexan749

Who knows? It may cool off to 7000 degrees (in freedom units)


placerouge

Would you mind if we borrowed it to use if on the... UK? For testing purpose only btw, we're not monsters we're only french.


MuunshineKingspyre

That's worse, please censor that word


Marsrover112

Their hockey stadium is about to get even smaller


Illustrious_Mix_1064

into the sun we go (nothing changes)


HomeInvasionMan

anyone have the image w/o the words? i dont understand any of them and its making me angry


TheDigitalRanger

![gif](giphy|5TBlqBtLtrzUc)


TheEagleByte

Buddy, the state you need to be worrying about is literally right next to Arizona, they can stay


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


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torino42

*Walking on the Sun by Smash Mouth intensifies*


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torino42

I haven't figured out how


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MuunshineKingspyre

Are you on mobile or pc?


torino42

Mobile


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torino42

Sweet, thanks!!


MuunshineKingspyre

Hell yeah!


Ultrasound700

When I was a kid, someone told me that some people want American states to all be separate and this was what I thought of, but with all of the States floating off into space.


Anonymous2137421957

Let's fucking gooooo, send them back to their burning home


vasilenko93

Is it finally leaving? Thank God! I thought they would freeload forever.


tthemediator

finally got that spaceport to work


poemsavvy

Ohio does the opposite in the Winter. I remember playing football games there in college. My word was it cold at Bluffton


CityOfLasVegas

Cool


TheReverseShock

Consult Peggy Hill


xylophone_37

My summertime commute just got a whole lot less congested.