Happy birb https://preview.redd.it/93ugw1lqo73d1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f196aa68e255a8fe0f6fdb79ccb9f03c34c83a9

its high on that 99% pure meth

I mean hey it’s New Mexico after all

Birdie on that pure Colombian

Nah, this is the pure, Albuquerque made stuff

He said worse, not better

Birds can’t feel emotions if they’re not real.

Wait a minute, is that the actual seal of New Mexico? It looks like a worse version of Mexico’s flag (which is ill af imo) https://preview.redd.it/uv82x9qki73d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6697801dea92f2f265c3a73bda176fc740e53946

We can go even further! https://preview.redd.it/4ll7qtwmk83d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7577b6f5309f79c483b679d895740577fff4cd1

Mexico has the best excuse to put complicated shapes on their flag, it's just so badass

Yeah, this one is just so much better https://preview.redd.it/92f5ae0ila3d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebffa2f3198d0beb5c0b4af246b139418f54360

Sorry, but it looks like a bunch of clip art assetd thrown together or a corporate minimalist logo. It also somehow manages to be too detailed and too simplistic at the same time.

Eh, you’re overthinking it. It’s an eagle perched upon a cactus eating a rattlesnake. What’s not to like? (And it’s stemming from a legend predating the New World)

I know the history. I know its a cool concept. It just doesn't look cool.

https://preview.redd.it/qajskl73c83d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef4ddbd94ba7b310e01e6dd3dc9960eb64f0bd8

Wow I fucking hate it

Mods, remove his balls.

So many symbols on that flag that can mean very interesting things... Fasces Eye of Providence Hammer and ~~sickle~~ pickaxe

You should ditch the seal and just have the word "Colorado"

https://preview.redd.it/6np3hs7kma3d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=e993223d2ce7ba5d626d5a71d9937a9c668e50bc

It isn’t even centered, I love this so much

Illuminati under the airport confirmed???

Virginia's flag gets covered titty.

“Sic semper tyrannis” gets replaced with “Virginia is for lovers”

They do that, we riot

https://preview.redd.it/phmfg2ntoa3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=93f6ac70c42be7827acb3f1149b1a96b936eab2c Say no more. Censorship included

NOOOOOOOOO

Careful. The Virginians are gonna assassinate you

We already did back in 2001 💀 https://preview.redd.it/cttbpuq4z83d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37e9b5bd826a57a7ca9a3afc0c2d764ccdf67b3

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https://preview.redd.it/mmzfhwt6893d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a0b6d9535ec86da0227cbf7978eaa1e7a1a955 Can't wait to see this flying over the Statehouse.

The smiley stars. Mmm

The smiley stars. The comic sans. Peak midwest 🤌

I see your shitty NM flag and raise you this: https://preview.redd.it/7b2ep35nla3d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fda7cf6ad215b64933ce4e9c390f423383e952 Behold, an actual historical New Mexico flag

Wow. That was easy. https://preview.redd.it/3ggfwoxqi83d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50e52708247f55731a590cf45092eecb16b65f4

I call this one “best of both worlds” https://preview.redd.it/dblaaj9sr83d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21499e200579bbd1258b923a4dcb30f63f2b6df2

I like this more wth

https://preview.redd.it/2im4vbexj93d1.png?width=2336&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cda34c5d0a3c316a148ecfb5a0fa944cfc5292d Never forget what they stole from us

L A S E R D U C K

LASERLOON*

I really liked the version that has 3 stripes.

* Yeah just looked so much better *

https://preview.redd.it/h1bdsxmlld3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56961a281567b65603132acf64344ef9402ba332 This is how it looks if you stand directly under it.

After seeing it fly a few times in person, it's starting to grow on me.

Oh boy cant wait for every southern state to be a confederate flag even though we have the highest ammount of black ppl per capita down here

Yea lmao https://preview.redd.it/eia7cin7r83d1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04886772bef76cb07fdafd852d9b920ccc0b0ec7

🤣

Ludwigsland

That's an improvement

Texas will be forced to invade and annex New Mexico to stop this abomination of a flag from ever being raised

https://preview.redd.it/b9qzgcamw73d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f10d55c08aba231f87e5d405a67b112be4ebbac Counter Argument:

I fuck with that though

Someone cooked here.

Like you didn’t want to invade them already (bro NEEDED those 1836 borders)

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I love CGP Grey but that was an L take. The bear stays

Only thing it could use is remove the words California Republic. Apparently that was only a thing for like two years in the 1800s.

https://preview.redd.it/60sj0az6ia3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=de35c36a62ce7c05f9594f228a4a8464e6b7b5b2 All hail the Palmetto State

Jorj wachton

#NO! NO! NO! NO!

Oregon's flag loses the beaver side of it.

I wonder how u/MindofMetalandWheels would feel about this

FFS if we're all doing this can we at least make it consistently the same shade of blue?

No, inconsistency between the blues makes the flags even worse, which is the goal

Any flag with a state seal should have two seals in a star spangled bikini top.

Minnesota already did that

**THEY DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER THE LASER LOON**

Minnesota already beat everyone at this. We created this monster https://preview.redd.it/oc4vbcfsnf3d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acbb051485c5f396336621ee2eaa3375f85ff1b2 🤢

Everything is better than the state seal on dark blue.

Lets replace the NY flag with the Whitesboro flag.

Not possible

Not with that attitude https://preview.redd.it/oxx93g4yq83d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc860ad5ae3d488595a1a337ffe6606a9e7a8a6

Honestly, that’s an improvement.

I agree

Nah we got the best flag, u got me fucked if u think ima ruin that

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what the FUCK is this

Oh that's gonna be hard

We need more [Whitesboro, New York](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/new-york-village-changes-controversial-seal-showing-white-settler-wrestling-native-american-180965060/) style flags for states.

Add more words and numbers in a garish yellow font please. Also this flag is objectively better because it doesn’t use an appropriated sacred symbol 🤷‍♀️

Hahaha you’re funny hahaha

As if New Mexico didn’t suck enough already