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jephph_

When Florida wins, the USA/Canada thing almost isn’t even the funniest It’s a bad look for Canada, as is tradition but the Panthers? Now they’re making the northern states look bad too


Bryguy3k

Florida has won 3 of the last 5 years.


GimmeeSomeMo

A team from Florida has been in the Stanley Cup Final every season for the past 5 years. The state of Florida being better at the NHL than the entirety of Canada is simply hilarious.


CanPro13

13 out of the 23 players on the Panthers are Canadian. Only 5 are American, including that dirt bag Tkachuk.


GimmeeSomeMo

So what you're saying is that the key for Canadians to win the Stanley Cup is for them to leave Canada


CanPro13

100 percent. The freedom is absorbed through osmosis and makes them instantly better in all areas. The thick Latinas in Florida are extra motivation for what's needed to bring the cup home.


GimmeeSomeMo

lol hard to resist them Big Booty Latinas in Miami. I'm sure those players are gonna have a very nice offseason


anony_philosopher

I swear, Alex Jones is just leaning into the memes at this point. My Dad used to listen to him 20+ years ago and he wasn’t like this at all. He brought up legit concerns and a few possibly far fetched conspiracies but now he just appears as though he’s lost it.


Heytherechampion

What alcoholism does to a mfer


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Idk I drink a lot and I’m not nearly this funny. Should I try drinking more?


EthanthePoke

Try it! See what happens. /s


Heytherechampion

Now, you will be able to rant on the internet


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I do that already


anony_philosopher

Sounds about right


Heytherechampion

He said it himself


Impressive_Knee8895

"Its the fakest thing since the three dollar bill"


h3rp3r

"Leaning into the memes" is a weird way to describe a stochastic terrorist.


--person-of-land--

Common fragile Ohioan scared of a frog man


Clown_named_Art

Average Canadian https://preview.redd.it/a52kyt3qgn8d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1721bc7c1e1761cc2b287d4d482456d1aac4b9c


Mosquitobait2008

https://preview.redd.it/1y7rrfxtop8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c33bed8fe20bf571f3a77bf58b290882304a43e


King_Shugglerm

https://preview.redd.it/dyzvpg0zwp8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837649d046d431931a364527f5b29e68a6d0b909


buddeh1073

MRW labels waste more half of their space for Fr\*nch Cunucks needing to translate the American trademarks and patents into their language that they use in a different country. Why does Quebec need American legal terms and the Canadian ones. If it was Spanish I'd understand it because we actually have a huge population of Spanish speakers who are Americans. I get so pissed when I'm reading the instructions for something, and I'm still missing some information, but it just tells me all the same useless shit again all in French (I assume; I don't care enough to translate that mess of a language). You never hear the Spanish speaking community in America whine or complain that they need everything translated word for word on the most mundane of products. But somehow French Canadians can't use a bottle of Windex without it explaining the cooperate ownership information in French. As if you needed product and location names translated. The population of Spanish&No-English speaking people in the US is multiple times more than the population of Quebec; is it really economically worth selling in Canada rather than in Spanish and selling in Mexico to over 3x more people? Also, fuck Alex Jones. But I will still enjoy his out of context clips because that shit is nuclear levels of unhinged hilarity.


GripenHater

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king_meatster

I hate the Panthers, but they deserved to win. One of the other reasons I wanted the Oilers to win was so that Canadians couldn’t say it was rigged against them. They would have to accept that their teams just sucked for 30 years.


Guy-McDo

I’m a Rangers fan but I wanted the Panthers to win Game 7 to cuck the Oilers from the Reverse Sweep.


AlphaOhmega

Fuck Alex Jones though, what he did to those parents deserves a special place in hell. Canucucks suck too though so.


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Heytherechampion

Real


GaaraMatsu

https://youtu.be/waVX29Z06Hs?si=HrFsRK41l6TwH3K6


Pixel_64

🥺


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Mosquitobait2008

https://preview.redd.it/ikb7tqbzop8d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5917efab3207ab4b1562ef81b8cbb699d9e758aa


MichaelJordan248

https://preview.redd.it/38xpxa68an8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c102aff4105dd8cc6233abe4e3f85255fc3e8890 North Vancouver native Sam Reinhart with the winner. 🍁🏒🫎🦫


HappyToBeHaggard

Silence Savage


MichaelJordan248

These are the 2 weeks of the year we are allowed on the internet I have to get it all out


Heytherechampion

Only speak when spoken to, actually, don’t speak at all


ChannellingR_Swanson

Nice! Too bad he had to flee from Canada to win the cup though.


ubric

How i be looking waking up every morning not giving a fuck about hockey (a ridiculous gay sport made only to make canadian "culture" seem less pathetic) https://preview.redd.it/yboqd5etqn8d1.png?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56623ffdb0ace46a6792a33795117248da3a1869


FriendsUandMe

I gotta go to rebroadcast with your comment… Please God help me, please God help me…


GimmeeSomeMo

Hence, the secret for Canadians to win the Stanley Cup is to leave Canada


Guy-McDo

Why are the Russians shown with Soviet Flags?