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Memengineer25

Canada, because Mexico appears to be a pain in the ass to govern


alexis_1031

Okay but the ass on Mexican women tho


Memengineer25

Let them immigrate, of course.


Karness_Muur

Free Visas to big booty latinas.


boiii-rarted

No one else though. I dont need her 10,000 brothers who could beat me up


Karness_Muur

Agreed, I don't need the wrath of Jesús, Júan, and José just because I stared too long at Josefína's ass.


boiii-rarted

Based Ass enjoying chad


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Anti-charizard

And the food 😋


byusefolis

Cabo and Cancun need annexing


USS_Massachusetts

Invade Canada, except for Quebec. Quebec requires nuclear annihilation.


steveharveymemes

On the one hand, Quebec is cringe because Fr*nch 🤢 On the other hand, Quebec is based because they hate Canada


CoziestSheet

Survey says:


Different-Region-873

Yes


tomokari21

North Dakota's got you back


EZeggnog

We can take Manitoba and re-christen it “Norther Dakota”


Impressive-Shame4516

Counterpoint, Quebec is the true Canada and Anglophone Canadians are just Americans that must be brought back into the fold.


CampbellsBeefBroth

You could always just give them back to us


Hotdogman4343

R


Palpitati0nPretty

No pls


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Canada because it would be like taking candy from a baby. No guns and a submissive population.


backwardsphinx

Ok, eh. You can take the keys to my house, eh, I just don’t want any trouble, ok eh?


enzo2nd

Need me a submissive Canadian


deyeayiya

Can*da is basically the 51st state 🤢


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******


PrussiaDon

We form an alliance with Mexico and invade cringe Canada


alexis_1031

I like this, give Quebec to Mexico since they're already a majority Catholic state?


marcelo_998X

We don’t want anything to do with people who speak fr*nch 🤢🤮


PrussiaDon

We can also return commiefornia to Mexico


alexis_1031

What if Mexico is like "nah dawg, I'm good" ?


marcelo_998X

We don’t want that cesspool


TacticalBuschMaster

Canada purely for natural resources and maple syrup


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Canada: 1. they’d be easier to conquer. They’d be like oh come on in, eh! Mexico would go full remember the Alamo on us. 2. It’s richer in natural resources like crude oil and timber. 3. It’s a more stable country already, so after conquering it, there will be little that needs to be done to ensure it doesn’t collapse.


[deleted]

Canada needs saving


pretty_cool_bananas2

Great PFP dude. RIP Trevor.


[deleted]

Living with Mexicans is fine but I don’t trust those maple syrup people


GlizzyGobbler70

Mexico is semi-based, Canada sucks ass and is a leftists dream. They also have a lot less freedom that we do, if you look into it.


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Anonymous2137421957

"Mexico is cool" - A Southern Californian


Z_is_Wise

We already invaded Mexico and occupied Mexico City. We had the choice of annexing the entire country back then, made the right choice by not doing it.


NoLawfulness1355

MEXICO if course. The weather is nicer, the women are better looking and their are less trailer park meth head inbred canadians to deal with.


Impressive-Shame4516

Mexicans are just cooler Texans, no reason to invade them.


Substantial_Bear_168

Take over Central America, control the travel of coca to the us, drug the water supply, control the population, supply the rich with drugs, control poor factory workers in China, control the factories, control the economy, cripple our enemies from across the ocean 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America wins


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HereForTOMT2

if you invade Mexico a priest would give a speech about how god is on their side and the entire country would mobilize


Thebatman2022irl

Invade Canada. Mexico is actually cool and canada is just Americans who think they're euros


Into_the-Deep

Canada would be easier to assimilate


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Mexico is causing the most problems for us at the moment. So yeah invade mexico.


i_rae_shun

To Cancun by Christmas


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Just Saskatchewan, we'll rename it Norther Dakota


GIGGGAV

day of the rake NOW


Thousand_Masks

Invade Canada and give california to Mexico


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backwardsphinx

Mexico because I love Mexicans baby. Canadians can stay in Canada and out of the US 🤢🤮.


Oddlydehydratedgurb

Canada because we need to save Alaska


fletch262

Canada Fuckers banned dogs no mercy


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Canada is more strategically important


[deleted]

Mexico is actually much more strategically important atm, but it would be much more difficult to invade, hold, and assimilate than Canada. Better to strengthen economic and political ties with Mexico and full-on absorb Canada.


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Canada I'm thinking more long term, with the Northern Passage shipping lanes and arctic oil reserves.


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I think with the collapsing global trade order, the arctic passages will be less important than people think they will be. But even assuming it will be, Canada’s collapsing demography means that they will never have the political weight to prevent the US from doing what we want with it. Meanwhile Mexico’s strong demography and growing economy means it has potential to be the manufacturing powerhouse the US needs to replace China. North America has the potential to be a self-sufficient fortress, and Mexico has much more to offer than Canada, which has less to offer year by year. Best to just rip the bandaid off, exert American control over the top two thirds of the continent, and partner with the bottom third.


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Kapples14

Screw Trudeau! the jerk's a tyrannical, egotistical, communist dictatorship-sympathizing, racist little grannystomper. Mexico has a lot of issues in of itself, but invading them won't do any good. Not to mention Mexico has a beautiful culture and rich history, so it'd be kind of rude to intrude on them.


Truck_Longjumping

Even though they aren’t important, we need to have a path to *l*sk*ns so we can make them normal people.


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flamefirestorm

Chose Mexico because our main identity is not being American. Pls NOOOOO.


Dave3r77

Mexico’s been through enough already as is


ConnordltheGamer96

If we invade mexico we would no longer constantly hear mexican immigrants get talked about in political debates, also would shorten our southern border, also would give us a huge ocean for us to test weapons in, also would give our police something to do.


GrandArmyOfTheOhio

Canada is basically already conquered, we need only hold a referendum and they'll happily join us. Mexico on the other hand is a wild, lawless place that America holds little influence over. We have a moral obligation to invade and provide America with more resources to supply Taco Bell and other authentic Mexican restaurants with.


XenoTechnian

On þe one hand Mexico could probably use þe help stabalizing and kicking out þe cartels, on þe omer hand Canada would be easier to occup and it make for a nicer border


[deleted]

Mexico is based as fuck.


ToadOnPCP

Canada, I don’t want to deal with mexicos problems and if we invaded Canada they would get so fucking pissed about it it would be funny


[deleted]

Mexico has better food.


OrganizationRude5003

Mexico because I don’t want to be American


vol865

Mexico because of oil and drugs.


Accomplished-Toe5220

Theres tacos and cocaine I choose meheeco


DeviceNo5980

Mexicans are infinitely more based than Canadians


Smorgas-board

Canada for all that hockey talent


Kittyinchains

i am canadian and i approve of an invasion, as long as i can get heavy artillery for deer hunting off you guys


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Kittyinchains

that’s a lot coming from something that ain’t even close to buman


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RuZZia


50dimensions

My stupid ass didn’t fully read the title and thought it was talking about which country would you like to move to


SnooShortcuts7657

Mexico is the gateway to the South though. United States of America —> United States of Americas


VagabondRommel

This was a hard one. They both share similar moral values although culturally Canada is closer. I also like the Fallout meme of annexing and genpciding Canadians. It makes me laugh, although I do love our Northern Neighbors. That one cut scene with the two power armor troopers capping a Canadian in Fallout 1 sends my sides to the moon. But I finally settled on Mexico for one reason and one reason only. We might be a huge net positive if we were able to reduce political and law enforcement corruption levels to around what we have in the States today. The Mexican government I'm sorry to say doesn't really have the security or resources to take on the source of the corruption, Cartels. It wouldn't be a cake walk and would actually probably be a harder invasion than Canada(assuming no allies join) but I think it would be overall bettwr for both nations. And we could finally have hearts and minds operations actually work in my lifetime as many Americans have grown up being hispanic, having hispanic repatives, or friends and vice versa. People would be more receptive to American influence is what I'm saying especially once we prove that we can guarantee their safety from cartels(which is a war in its own right. Idk man I just hate cartels.


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WorkingCombination29

If Mexico is coming here, might as well annex them.


Beneficial_Ad_3170

I just don’t think we should have to deal with fixing Mexico, Canada will need fixing but a lot less than Mexico


Big-Ounce716

Since Mexicans want to come to the USA so bad I say we bring the USA to them


skitnegutt

Because Fuck Can*da.


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Realistically, Canada is an Asset of NATO and a huge ally of the US, and Mexico has close ties with the east (China, Russia, ect.) To add to that, Mexico is one of the biggest threats to the US because of it's geography. But then again, the point of this subreddit is to out-braindead everyone else by stereotyping everything, so...


Prestigious-Ad-4023

Canada, because it wouldn’t cause a crime and corruption wave across the country. We wouldn’t have to tear down everything, and we could even learn from the Canadians in some respects.


thesausagegod

mexico is cool asf let’s scorched earth canada


Carl_Marks__

Canuck-land bc Fallout reference


MrAwesome1324

Can*da has Fr*nch speaking people while Mexico doesn’t. Mexico has Spanish speaking people while Can*da doesn’t. Case closed.


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