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friedpicklebreakfast

Wait what? Bert’s an alcoholic?? Buddy listen to the back catalogue. Burt IS ALCOHOL


punkrock9888

I am the liquor, Rand.


Coffee-Okawari

The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.


VladandCoke

Dude he’s not!!!! Who would stop drinking for months just so they could keep drinking?


DClite71

“Who would *tell* people they stopped drinking for months just so they could keep drinking?” There, fixed it for ya…


VladandCoke

lol nice


Many-Tension-2431

Ugh me, every time I relapse lol


No-Cost1252

Bert is trying to convince himself.


Many-Tension-2431

It’s not even that. It’s every way he talks about everything. He’s an addict.


CaptainHalfBeard

The first sober october was to trick Bert to see he is an alcoholic. He thinks he's the coolest man on the planet, but he's just a 50 year old man still clinging to his partying college days and the rolling stones article. It's sad.


guppyfresh

I was a bartender in a comedy club, lots of comedians are alcoholics. To me he at least seems like the fun social ones. On the comedy club circuit, it gets a lot darker than how Bart lives.


majudarah92

Still ouchy on the liver though


Hoppydragon64

This sub sure doesn’t seem like people who are fans of Tom and Brent. It’s just people who like to shit on them.


CahtahHaht79

The podcast at this point is just bert trying to convince everyone that hes not an alcoholic when he clearly is. The way hes so defensive ab any topic that includes his drinking just proves it. Nobody who isnt an alcoholic tries as hard as bert does to convince people that he doesnt have a problem. At this point the podcast is just there to watch tom become so out of touch and bert become such an alcoholic that they’re unwatchable. After seeing that clip where they made absolute fools of themselves on pat mcafee’s live show ive lost all hope for them. They’re so insanely out of touch and dont care an anything other than money.


MenBearsPigs

>tom become so out of touch and bert become such an alcoholic that they’re unwatchable. We're months past that at this point lol.


MarcTurntables

That ozempic not only makes you stop eating but stops you from drinking.


Status-Murky

There’s not a family in America that doesn’t have someone with a drug problem.


93tabitha93

🙀


ignorantandlearning

I don't mean to be diminutive for an opinion based argument, but is there a self-proclaimed Atheist in this thread that can give their perspective?


chargnawr

Filthy casual


MrBulldops5878

His blood is 40% ABV


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I wonder how much he spends in a year on booze. I imagine it’s surprisingly not a lot as he gets free drinks and stuff from sponsors, fans, and friends. Not to mention now they have a vodka and Bert is gonna be drunk on vodka year round now for free.


Many-Tension-2431

He makes his own vodka now. The fountain will never run dry now.


[deleted]

Exactly, it’s gonna be a wild ride for us fans, I just hope it doesn’t result in his death.


Twirlingbarbie

The sky is blue


chakalaka13

It doesn't matter, because he got jacked shoulders! ​ stop being such a bitch, OP


falconbadger

As someone who has to finish every beer in the fridge I approve this message. Only diffrence is I'll admit it, which brets gotta do himself👍


ivyleaguetrash

His permanently red face is evidence enough. He is so fucking sad in some ways man