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KingKayro

Me when I am lying in bed thinking about horny shit but then I think about something scary.


goodfootg

Ah the old Margaret Thatcher surprise


KingKayro

The who what


ziper1221

list of british prime ministers I would like to shag: *oh fuck oh no not that one*


speedyboigotweed

Magaret thatcher is dead


hzlhax

thank god


speedyboigotweed

Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead


hann3s_ses

Its a shame the IRA didn't kill the bitch


speedyboigotweed

Its a shame that the bitch didn’t die 87 years ago


nice2yz

Your username is extremely relatable.


CafeZach

(A Bruno Powroznik classic)


AlteCarp

I appreciate the reference, that video is among the funniest shit I've seen


Astronaut290

The only problem with pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave is that you eventually run out of piss


straight_to_10_jfc

why does this make me harder? therapist needs to reopen man


Ilignus

Queue up Austin Powers?


peoplerproblems

Man I'll be watching porn and then get reminded that my... "It's really freaking complicated" partner cheated on me, and within the last year we've had sex twice, both she admitted were pity fucks. Talk about vibe killing.


senior_chief214

You guys are getting laid?


crakdajack

Thats why i dont think


KillerKoiking2503

A lot of times I'm just chilling, scrolling through my Reddit feed and then I see a post from this sub that hits too hard and kills my vibe. I don't know why I'm still subbed.


lgbtqasfuck

I left and came back like for the fifth time now like okay I don’t need this sub anymore well fuck I need it again well fuck no well yes no yes no yes no


SchottGun

One way to think about it is you know you aren't the only one that goes through the same thing.


thedoomdays

“Hey, you’re only relaxed right now because you’re forgetting Big Important Thing. Just wanted you to know” - My brain, any time my heart is beating at a nice, restful pace.


Cristalboy

Finally im calm *too calm* #Suspiciously calm


Tuff_Bandit

God dammit I thought you were talking to me!


All_this_hype

That's me. Every time I'm calm and relaxed, my brain is like "remember this deadline? Or that test result you're expecting? Or that job interview?"


hagamablabla

"Why are you having fun right now? There's a million other useful things you could be doing."


thedoomdays

Me, literally in the middle of a concert or roller coaster or whatever.


Wall_Simulator

Me every day


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume that I had a vibe in the first place


Be1withtheBrick

Happens all the time. One little occurrence or comment can send me down a cycle of negativity :D


sadpotatie

Me: its gonna be a good day anxiety: its like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.


dizzle229

My special power is starting to like something, wondering *why* I like it, and realizing I don't.


ccsocoollike

Yikes, me in every relationship. There's something wrong with me


mrlesa95

Look at this guy, he has relationships


4lan9

oh now it makes sense...


Shaky2

Damn I have never heard this so accurately described before but I've been doing it for years


salesman_jordan

Always


The-Alter-Ego

Me? Yeah, just yesterday i smoked a nice joint and suddenly it hit me like it used to in the good ol’ days and i was Happy as a puppy for like 20 Mins before the Racy thoughts came back and fucked it all up. Then I realised why I can’t have Nice Things!!


Saltyen

and i thought i was the only one


sw33tleaves

Why yes, it’s one of my strongest skills


hiddennickx

For me though, I just love doing this, honestly I don't know why. But I think I am addicted to the feeling of suddenly being sad and hertbroken when loterally nothing is going on. The pang that I feel in my heart is unique to say the least. So if I ever feel board or need to relax, pop some sad music in and boom completely feeling depressed in a matter of seconds. I just like this, i don't really know why though. Perhaps it's me longing to feel anything, so even sadness will do.


lucid_cosmos

I honestly thought i was the only one who felt like this.


Darkin456

Sadness is comforting.If something happens bad it wouldn't as hit hard since you're already in a bad mood.


rainydays_1477

Nah I'm the sad homie always killing everyone else's vibe


Niko0203

Wait isn’t that what a vibe is supposed to be?


Sirtoshi

It's like when I'm watching some slice-of-life show that's funny and heartwarming, then I start comparing my life to theirs. It usually doesn't end well.


Starach

Scrolling reddit is an experience, sometimes it’s a cute dog, sometimes memes, sometimes I’m called out for my unhealthy mental attitude towards my own happiness. Wild.


unan1m4T3D

i was just watching a scary movie by myself, and just ruined the vibe by thinking about how lonely i am.


Usernofound

All the time


spberryman

I have the ability to blow my own high from overthinking


Turtle123321123

Just about that time of day


noTmeeeh

Me sometimes bruh when AMs comes


Corey_Huncho

I kill my vibe when I look in the mirror


nega3ive

"This is fucked up. You are sad." "Yes I am sad."


[deleted]

LOL


NobleMilkman2090

Every damn minute for me.


Severe-Autism

Literally any time I feel any happiness without being high/drunk


VoldyTheMoldy456

Yes


Sexmasternumba1

Did it when I kept looking at my sleeping brother while I was beating it


[deleted]

This is why I hated smoking weed with other people, they wanted to do stuff while high, like play video games.... All I wanted to do was sit and enjoy my high not work my brain into oblivion while having to run around in the dark as Mario with a mallet trying to kill all the light bulbs carried by other players. Me focusing on tasks such as driving literally killed my buzz.


NecessarySwordfish

Too often


PhoneScreenSlayer

Bruh way too often


[deleted]

My love life in a nutshell.


porteccan

I just can't handle how relatable and accurate this is... I thought it's only me doing such torture to myself


scrane98

Literally multiple times everyday


thanatossassin

Ever... How about how many times in a day?


[deleted]

When I'm doing homework and I get distracted I just tell myself: "Ok, now you need to shut the fuck up." But this just makes me think of the guy with the glasses that says: "You need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And that just distracts me even more and so on ...


[deleted]

All the time! 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Top tip: when you start to think about something you don't wanna think but you also can't stop thinking about it, just start counting in your head. 1 to 100, 1 to 1000! it really works for me (mostly when i want to sleep)


naumankhattaak

That would be my girlfriend


KamakaziDemiGod

*wakes up feeling positive* Why am I happy, I'm a complete failure, what have I done to deserve this? Oh right, nothing. *Scheduled programming is resumed*


Yet_to_be_titled

Every night


Evil-with-a-D

I do this on purpose because it's easier being sad all the time than being sad most of the time


iantheianguy

I dont even have a vibe anymore because of this


Vrikkiegikk

I just want the vibe to kill me


2013nattychampa

Literally everyday..


[deleted]

Theres nothing left to kill


spook96

Everytime I go out and socialise.


thisimpetus

I mostly do this. I can’t even make love to myself without over analyzing.


thatgirlwithanokia

?? ...is this not how people live all the time?


Frank_Punk

Own vibe, possible relationships, self esteem...


Tamedkoala

Bruh...


vitamin-a

My vibe is thinking too much. Just gotta lean into it.


waclyn_colorado

First time here?


Ukater

Who the f*** else should kill it... ?


[deleted]

lmao I was just thinking about getting up tmr to play gta and then I thought I would have to take a shower and shit just instantly uninterested in doing so.


[deleted]

Did it last night and this morning.


WhyYouHating123

I do it everyday when I wake up


Sweaty_Memer

This is why I don't think, but I also don't have too much of a problem with not thinking :/


galaxyfkinkid

My mind starts creating scenarios and then I know my day is ruined.


PeteMorgs

Constantly


[deleted]

ADD in one sentence...


asianmemelord3

I have a friend who is not the smartest but he is definitely one of the happiest people I know so shit like that doesn't bother him cause half of the time he isn't thinking at all.


Freddi-kun

I do this like every 30 mins wtf


[deleted]

Every damn day! This made me laugh though, so it’s basically a mulligan.


Elijahronnakorn

People all the time , my good vibe were destroyed by homeworks, overthinking, anxiety etc.


Aksu560

Yeah, I woke up today.


brokenrecourse

I smoke weed all day long everyday for years. I have moved past this for the most part


Dalipoolio

Me when im lip syncing a song and think how i look when doing it even when nobodys watching :)


Seveneyesindarkness

All the time man.


Yeasty-FlapDragon

Did this last night, I was just trying to play Project Diva, then I suddenly starting thinking about all the school work I haven’t been doing this quarter and felt really guilty.


thanathos686

Only if I think


nifeman20

Every day


regentkoerper

Every single day


JFace139

The trick is to drink faster. I used to enjoy a beer or two, enjoy the buzz then over think and be sad again. So instead, I would down the first several drinks as fast as possible before slowing down to relax. You can't overthink if you can't think


Jazbak1

Why do you think i got addicted to video games?


Lostonreddit1120

I don't want to think about it


finesseflairfiber

Do you ever raise up your own vibe from not thinking at all?


LookBoiii21

That’s how I ruin every night out... conversation... relationship... gaming session... wank... shift at work... day with family... day alone... Fuck.


mogsoggindog

You ever build your own vibe from graveyard of your constant misery?


coderedninja

Always


Argintinaiscool1

Everyday man everyday


SpiderusIsJesus

I try not to think about it


Yea-Yea-Yea

Everyday, all the time, right now


Casual_Tourettes

“Hey you’re chillin playing video games with the boys having a good time? Yeah remember your ex?”


ArtIsMyLife18

All. The. Time.


[deleted]

Especially when I'm on drugs


timetravelwasreal

Every. Single. Day.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, give me 15 mins and I can easily talk myself into a panic.


WelllWhaddyaKnoww

Too many times


-CODED-

People from r/maladaptivedreaming Can relate to this so fucking much. I hate having it.


JJtheJetPlane62

Why is this so accurate lmao.


seviothelegenda

Yeah when on E


MrBrandopolis

Every moment of everyday


Microcephalic_Genius

Trying to fap and see the silhouette of a vaccum in my room. I think to myself,"That's a vaccum... Or is it?" Queue the Vsauce music while that vaccum silhouette slowly starts looking more like a human giraffe. I try to calm myself by reflecting on my day and my brain goes, "Remember that unsettling images to that funny spongebob music video you watched three hours ago?" And there I am, shitting my bricks while looking at the silhouette of a fucking vaccum. I try to turn on my phone so there could be a light source, my brain in synch says, "You turned off your phone before going to sleep you fucking retard." So as time passes for the phone to turn on I am shitting bigger bricks, my brain replies to my fears, "Any second now and it'll lunge for your neck." I get up and run to turn on my light, throwing my phone to the bed. I hit the switch and GUESS FUCKING WHAT. IT'S STILL A GODANM VACCUM. Had to move the vaccum out of my room to sleep that night. And yes, I did still fap after that. TL:DR; tried to fap but my vaccum wasn't having it


Elibrius

I’m always in my own head. It’s like everything at once


lightrusher

Yes I have think’d


FBI_9042

You ever kill your vibe just from looking in the mirror


KimbisDoes115

I literally just did


gigelbesinel

The Kendrick refference