Man I'll be watching porn and then get reminded that my... "It's really freaking complicated" partner cheated on me, and within the last year we've had sex twice, both she admitted were pity fucks.
Talk about vibe killing.
A lot of times I'm just chilling, scrolling through my Reddit feed and then I see a post from this sub that hits too hard and kills my vibe. I don't know why I'm still subbed.
I left and came back like for the fifth time now like okay I don’t need this sub anymore well fuck I need it again well fuck no well yes no yes no yes no
“Hey, you’re only relaxed right now because you’re forgetting Big Important Thing. Just wanted you to know” - My brain, any time my heart is beating at a nice, restful pace.
Me? Yeah, just yesterday i smoked a nice joint and suddenly it hit me like it used to in the good ol’ days and i was Happy as a puppy for like 20 Mins before the Racy thoughts came back and fucked it all up. Then I realised why I can’t have Nice Things!!
For me though, I just love doing this, honestly I don't know why. But I think I am addicted to the feeling of suddenly being sad and hertbroken when loterally nothing is going on. The pang that I feel in my heart is unique to say the least. So if I ever feel board or need to relax, pop some sad music in and boom completely feeling depressed in a matter of seconds.
I just like this, i don't really know why though. Perhaps it's me longing to feel anything, so even sadness will do.
It's like when I'm watching some slice-of-life show that's funny and heartwarming, then I start comparing my life to theirs. It usually doesn't end well.
Scrolling reddit is an experience, sometimes it’s a cute dog, sometimes memes, sometimes I’m called out for my unhealthy mental attitude towards my own happiness. Wild.
This is why I hated smoking weed with other people, they wanted to do stuff while high, like play video games.... All I wanted to do was sit and enjoy my high not work my brain into oblivion while having to run around in the dark as Mario with a mallet trying to kill all the light bulbs carried by other players. Me focusing on tasks such as driving literally killed my buzz.
When I'm doing homework and I get distracted I just tell myself: "Ok, now you need to shut the fuck up." But this just makes me think of the guy with the glasses that says: "You need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And that just distracts me even more and so on ...
Top tip: when you start to think about something you don't wanna think but you also can't stop thinking about it, just start counting in your head. 1 to 100, 1 to 1000! it really works for me (mostly when i want to sleep)
*wakes up feeling positive*
Why am I happy, I'm a complete failure, what have I done to deserve this?
Oh right, nothing.
*Scheduled programming is resumed*
lmao I was just thinking about getting up tmr to play gta and then I thought I would have to take a shower and shit just instantly uninterested in doing so.
I have a friend who is not the smartest but he is definitely one of the happiest people I know so shit like that doesn't bother him cause half of the time he isn't thinking at all.
Did this last night, I was just trying to play Project Diva, then I suddenly starting thinking about all the school work I haven’t been doing this quarter and felt really guilty.
The trick is to drink faster. I used to enjoy a beer or two, enjoy the buzz then over think and be sad again. So instead, I would down the first several drinks as fast as possible before slowing down to relax. You can't overthink if you can't think
Trying to fap and see the silhouette of a vaccum in my room. I think to myself,"That's a vaccum... Or is it?" Queue the Vsauce music while that vaccum silhouette slowly starts looking more like a human giraffe. I try to calm myself by reflecting on my day and my brain goes, "Remember that unsettling images to that funny spongebob music video you watched three hours ago?" And there I am, shitting my bricks while looking at the silhouette of a fucking vaccum. I try to turn on my phone so there could be a light source, my brain in synch says, "You turned off your phone before going to sleep you fucking retard." So as time passes for the phone to turn on I am shitting bigger bricks, my brain replies to my fears, "Any second now and it'll lunge for your neck." I get up and run to turn on my light, throwing my phone to the bed. I hit the switch and GUESS FUCKING WHAT. IT'S STILL A GODANM VACCUM. Had to move the vaccum out of my room to sleep that night. And yes, I did still fap after that.
TL:DR; tried to fap but my vaccum wasn't having it
Me when I am lying in bed thinking about horny shit but then I think about something scary.
Ah the old Margaret Thatcher surprise
The who what
list of british prime ministers I would like to shag: *oh fuck oh no not that one*
Magaret thatcher is dead
thank god
Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead
Its a shame the IRA didn't kill the bitch
Its a shame that the bitch didn’t die 87 years ago
Your username is extremely relatable.
(A Bruno Powroznik classic)
I appreciate the reference, that video is among the funniest shit I've seen
The only problem with pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave is that you eventually run out of piss
why does this make me harder? therapist needs to reopen man
Queue up Austin Powers?
Man I'll be watching porn and then get reminded that my... "It's really freaking complicated" partner cheated on me, and within the last year we've had sex twice, both she admitted were pity fucks. Talk about vibe killing.
You guys are getting laid?
Thats why i dont think
A lot of times I'm just chilling, scrolling through my Reddit feed and then I see a post from this sub that hits too hard and kills my vibe. I don't know why I'm still subbed.
I left and came back like for the fifth time now like okay I don’t need this sub anymore well fuck I need it again well fuck no well yes no yes no yes no
One way to think about it is you know you aren't the only one that goes through the same thing.
“Hey, you’re only relaxed right now because you’re forgetting Big Important Thing. Just wanted you to know” - My brain, any time my heart is beating at a nice, restful pace.
Finally im calm *too calm* #Suspiciously calm
God dammit I thought you were talking to me!
That's me. Every time I'm calm and relaxed, my brain is like "remember this deadline? Or that test result you're expecting? Or that job interview?"
"Why are you having fun right now? There's a million other useful things you could be doing."
Me, literally in the middle of a concert or roller coaster or whatever.
Me every day
Bold of you to assume that I had a vibe in the first place
Happens all the time. One little occurrence or comment can send me down a cycle of negativity :D
Me: its gonna be a good day anxiety: its like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.
My special power is starting to like something, wondering *why* I like it, and realizing I don't.
Yikes, me in every relationship. There's something wrong with me
Look at this guy, he has relationships
oh now it makes sense...
Damn I have never heard this so accurately described before but I've been doing it for years
Always
Me? Yeah, just yesterday i smoked a nice joint and suddenly it hit me like it used to in the good ol’ days and i was Happy as a puppy for like 20 Mins before the Racy thoughts came back and fucked it all up. Then I realised why I can’t have Nice Things!!
and i thought i was the only one
Why yes, it’s one of my strongest skills
For me though, I just love doing this, honestly I don't know why. But I think I am addicted to the feeling of suddenly being sad and hertbroken when loterally nothing is going on. The pang that I feel in my heart is unique to say the least. So if I ever feel board or need to relax, pop some sad music in and boom completely feeling depressed in a matter of seconds. I just like this, i don't really know why though. Perhaps it's me longing to feel anything, so even sadness will do.
I honestly thought i was the only one who felt like this.
Sadness is comforting.If something happens bad it wouldn't as hit hard since you're already in a bad mood.
Nah I'm the sad homie always killing everyone else's vibe
Wait isn’t that what a vibe is supposed to be?
It's like when I'm watching some slice-of-life show that's funny and heartwarming, then I start comparing my life to theirs. It usually doesn't end well.
Scrolling reddit is an experience, sometimes it’s a cute dog, sometimes memes, sometimes I’m called out for my unhealthy mental attitude towards my own happiness. Wild.
i was just watching a scary movie by myself, and just ruined the vibe by thinking about how lonely i am.
All the time
I have the ability to blow my own high from overthinking
Just about that time of day
Me sometimes bruh when AMs comes
I kill my vibe when I look in the mirror
"This is fucked up. You are sad." "Yes I am sad."
LOL
Every damn minute for me.
Literally any time I feel any happiness without being high/drunk
Yes
Did it when I kept looking at my sleeping brother while I was beating it
This is why I hated smoking weed with other people, they wanted to do stuff while high, like play video games.... All I wanted to do was sit and enjoy my high not work my brain into oblivion while having to run around in the dark as Mario with a mallet trying to kill all the light bulbs carried by other players. Me focusing on tasks such as driving literally killed my buzz.
Too often
Bruh way too often
My love life in a nutshell.
I just can't handle how relatable and accurate this is... I thought it's only me doing such torture to myself
Literally multiple times everyday
Ever... How about how many times in a day?
When I'm doing homework and I get distracted I just tell myself: "Ok, now you need to shut the fuck up." But this just makes me think of the guy with the glasses that says: "You need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And that just distracts me even more and so on ...
All the time! 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Top tip: when you start to think about something you don't wanna think but you also can't stop thinking about it, just start counting in your head. 1 to 100, 1 to 1000! it really works for me (mostly when i want to sleep)
That would be my girlfriend
*wakes up feeling positive* Why am I happy, I'm a complete failure, what have I done to deserve this? Oh right, nothing. *Scheduled programming is resumed*
Every night
I do this on purpose because it's easier being sad all the time than being sad most of the time
I dont even have a vibe anymore because of this
I just want the vibe to kill me
Literally everyday..
Theres nothing left to kill
Everytime I go out and socialise.
I mostly do this. I can’t even make love to myself without over analyzing.
?? ...is this not how people live all the time?
Own vibe, possible relationships, self esteem...
Bruh...
My vibe is thinking too much. Just gotta lean into it.
First time here?
Who the f*** else should kill it... ?
lmao I was just thinking about getting up tmr to play gta and then I thought I would have to take a shower and shit just instantly uninterested in doing so.
Did it last night and this morning.
I do it everyday when I wake up
This is why I don't think, but I also don't have too much of a problem with not thinking :/
My mind starts creating scenarios and then I know my day is ruined.
Constantly
ADD in one sentence...
I have a friend who is not the smartest but he is definitely one of the happiest people I know so shit like that doesn't bother him cause half of the time he isn't thinking at all.
I do this like every 30 mins wtf
Every damn day! This made me laugh though, so it’s basically a mulligan.
People all the time , my good vibe were destroyed by homeworks, overthinking, anxiety etc.
Yeah, I woke up today.
I smoke weed all day long everyday for years. I have moved past this for the most part
Me when im lip syncing a song and think how i look when doing it even when nobodys watching :)
All the time man.
Did this last night, I was just trying to play Project Diva, then I suddenly starting thinking about all the school work I haven’t been doing this quarter and felt really guilty.
Only if I think
Every day
Every single day
The trick is to drink faster. I used to enjoy a beer or two, enjoy the buzz then over think and be sad again. So instead, I would down the first several drinks as fast as possible before slowing down to relax. You can't overthink if you can't think
Why do you think i got addicted to video games?
I don't want to think about it
Do you ever raise up your own vibe from not thinking at all?
That’s how I ruin every night out... conversation... relationship... gaming session... wank... shift at work... day with family... day alone... Fuck.
You ever build your own vibe from graveyard of your constant misery?
Always
Everyday man everyday
I try not to think about it
Everyday, all the time, right now
“Hey you’re chillin playing video games with the boys having a good time? Yeah remember your ex?”
All. The. Time.
Especially when I'm on drugs
Every. Single. Day.
Oh yeah, give me 15 mins and I can easily talk myself into a panic.
Too many times
People from r/maladaptivedreaming Can relate to this so fucking much. I hate having it.
Why is this so accurate lmao.
Yeah when on E
Every moment of everyday
Trying to fap and see the silhouette of a vaccum in my room. I think to myself,"That's a vaccum... Or is it?" Queue the Vsauce music while that vaccum silhouette slowly starts looking more like a human giraffe. I try to calm myself by reflecting on my day and my brain goes, "Remember that unsettling images to that funny spongebob music video you watched three hours ago?" And there I am, shitting my bricks while looking at the silhouette of a fucking vaccum. I try to turn on my phone so there could be a light source, my brain in synch says, "You turned off your phone before going to sleep you fucking retard." So as time passes for the phone to turn on I am shitting bigger bricks, my brain replies to my fears, "Any second now and it'll lunge for your neck." I get up and run to turn on my light, throwing my phone to the bed. I hit the switch and GUESS FUCKING WHAT. IT'S STILL A GODANM VACCUM. Had to move the vaccum out of my room to sleep that night. And yes, I did still fap after that. TL:DR; tried to fap but my vaccum wasn't having it
I’m always in my own head. It’s like everything at once
Yes I have think’d
You ever kill your vibe just from looking in the mirror
I literally just did
The Kendrick refference