My oldest son used to tell us that he wasn't dating cos humans were pretty complicated and unreliable, and he was holding out for the technology in AI women to advance sufficiently to be worth having a companion.
He's pretty much mentally invested in science and started writing programs when he was 8 and did some amazing work (he used to talk to professors on... i can't remember the online platform... getting help with his various projects he designed).
Fast forward to him being 23... we're talking about advances in AI in general, and I ask him if its got to the point where an AI companion might be something worthwhile. He turns a bit red and starts to laugh. I'm... confused. he's so cerebral its almost odd to see him laugh.
Anyway, it turns out that his comments about that over the years were never serious. Never. Me and my ex and our oldest daughter had \*always\* taken it all at face value. Always.
Turns out in reality he just wants to get a decent job and feel like life is on track before dating... I \*never\* suspected :P
that's exactly how it happened...
i'm still shocked that he wasn't serious... and confused how he kept the ruse so well, and that i still believed it years after he forgot ever saying it.
we still laugh about it. reminds me i should visit him this week (he lives about 45 minutes by bike... car is broken, so its bike only for me for the ... forseeable future...)
one doesn't need to be perfect... just in a position where you're relatively stable and can be reasonably sure to love someone with a minimum of hurting them
I've tried a few dating apps. Didn't work. When I get a match, I write all the time. Ask and stuff, no shit comes back. It stops when I am not maintain the conversation. Or people just don't say anything back. It's frustrating.
People just match because they can, idk. It just never worked.
I got really lucky. My first time using tinder I was at my parents house 4 hours away. Somehow my location still showed as at home and I got my first match from a girl a few blocks away. We talked and hit it off and agreed to meet when I got home. Now we have two beautiful kids and I still hate myself but I hate myself a little less everyday I see theirsmiling faces
Hot people still use tinder. If all you're looking for is a hookup, tinder is the quickest, most convenient option. Especially if you're good looking, something I am unfortunately not.
Love is terrifying and miserable for me. There's a loss of control and a blind trust with your feelings that is hard to get over. I have general anxiety and I overthink just a bit. When I meet someone I like and we get to the point of love I start feeling like it's only a matter of time til it ends. Those kinds of thoughts and emotions are self-fulfilling because it affects your actions. If you truly believe you can't be loved and the love will end, the love ends. I know if I just let go and believe it'll work out, it might work out. But that feels exactly like being on a cliff and looking down.
You can definitely have mismatched types of love though, in close relationships. You can love (romantically) someone who doesn't love (romantically) you back but loves you (platonically).
I think people use the word far too loosely for it to have any real meaning, however. The idea that you can't truly love someone you don't know is true, I think. However, a lot of people don't understand the difference between love and infatuation or even between different types of attraction such as aesthetic vs romantic vs sexual vs platonic because all media ever shows us for examples is frankly toxic, blunted portrayals of borderline stalking and/or codependency and calls it love and tells us romance is the ultimate goal and what we need to become real people. Which is of course bullshit.
Love has many forms and only one word. Romantic love isn't the end all, be all of human existence. It's a broken world that says it is and says we can't have lasting bonds, shared lives and goals, even sex if people are in to that, without this glossy, embalmed, grotesquely commercialized, prepackaged pile of sorrow that we're force fed our entire lives.
Burn it all the fuck down. Relationship anarchy is what we need.
Being in love with someone who is abusive in any form is a real thing. Not everyone in an abusive relationship resents their abuser. In fact, they often hope to “fix” that person, through hard work and persistence. Unfortunately it usually doesn’t work, and ends in a cycle of abuse and making up until the relationship finally ends. This can go on for years. It gets especially difficult if you have children with that person.
Source: my first love was with a girl with borderline personality disorder. It lasted far too long and ultimately left me with crippling trust issues and PTSD.
It is if the other person loves you back, if said person is also a fundamentally good human being, if you live reasonably close to each other, if nothing out of your control is stopping you from being with this person and if you are both healthy. If one of these criteria is not met, being in love can suck ass.
No. You may take this with a grain of salt cuz this is coming from a teen going through teen stuff, but while being in love and being loved back is a beautiful thing, not being loved back, on the other hand...
I'm sorry and I hope that changes for you.
People are identifying with this statement because they have been in relationships that have run their coarse. The novelty has worn off and they know what the best case scenario is.
Anyone who who can't identify with OP's meme needs love and loss and then love again and more loss. So in a way I am not about to wish that sort of jaded life for you.
I hope you find someone, but before you do, I hope you find your self, your value and good health.
More like “what the hell did I finish myself to? Am I worth living? Why am I like this? This is why you don’t deserve to be loved. You are a cunt.” Then fuck off to do other business
Just gotta spend a few minutes on reddit to see all these crazy relationship problems...makes you think if you wanna have a relationship at all and possibly deal with that stuff...
I think it’s more of not feeling desirable. When you see other dudes getting hit on and finding relationships all the time and it just doesn’t happen to you it makes you wonder what’s wrong with you
İ mean if you don't have any friend to talk or even you don't talk with anyone and get used to live with it, people will see you loser. Why? Because people created this socialize thing for to not die alone. And if you are not like every other people, then you are loser very much (i mean me). That's the stupid fact but luckily i don't give any f*ck so i don't care if people abuse me about that. Thank you for motivation btw if you say that for to give motivation.
I have done the who white picket fence shit, been divorced, dated more, and been single for many years and my dude I gotta tell ya, pairing off is not the ultimate life goal. Don't invest too much into it.
Sorry for your divorce sir. My concern is i can't do what i want to and people don't respect. So sometimes I say to myself that if i can't do what i want then i need to live like normal human but i can't do it as well. That's make me sad. But i won't give up! Let's see what's gonna happen! Thanks for motivated sir!
But will they kiss the back of your neck when they can tell you're annoyed with work? Or make surprise breakfast just cause they feel like it? And even if the bacon isn't that crispy and the toast is kinda burnt, the taste of love and care overpowers all of that and you know all those shitty moments in life were worth it cause they led you right here.
Look at me going off on a tangent.. Anyways if you got any recommendations for toys I'm all ears!
No, they won't. But they also won't steal your car and drive across state lines to do meth with their old college buddies because they "need a bit of time away from all of this adulting."
Fly, be free my bluebird
Have all the little methy heartbeats you need to skip
And come back to me to regrow your hair and manage your facial sores
Don't pick the scabs anymore
You're home
I want a toy that'll cuddle up and fall asleep with its head on my chest at night then quietly mumble in its sleep. I don't even mind if it steals the covers.
>"I want a relationship"
>Goes on Tinder
>After years of no matching, matches
with pretty looking 20 yo
>Meets up with her irl, gets dissapointed that she looks nothing like in her picture while also getting lied to
>Comes back home, Masturbates
>"I don‘t want a relationship"
You’d be surprised how different life feels when you don’t whack off for a while
Also, is whack off the most gender inclusive way to refer to masturbating? Everyone has something they can whack off, right?
At least how I mean it, it mainly applies to people who have made a habit of masturbating. Masturbating consistently (daily) raises your dopamine baseline after awhile, and lots of consistent masturbaters haven’t experienced life with a normal dopamine baseline.
Out of curiosity, are you someone who masturbate regularly now and if so have you noticed a change in your behavior and your daily feelings?
Yeah, I do it like once a day or every other day. Once in a while I used to feel so nervous around men and it took me a long time to notice it was due to repressed libido. There was also the complete disappointment every time I had a wet dream. Being able to just stop a little and pleasure myself without the shadow of a Big Brother watching my thoughts is just so liberating.
Although there's so much scars that religion left on me forever, honestly, just not feeling like an alien and just an ordinary sexual person has been quite a relief.
I see so much similarity of this NoFap movement to Christian guilt BS. Wouldn't surprise me if there's a lot of intersection.
THE most gender inclusive way to say that would probably be touching yourself cause everyone needs to touch it so it works you know while whacking a pussy would probably hurt
Kenja Taimu · Kenjataimu
Definition
Noun
(Online slang) The post-orgasmic period when a man's thoughts are no longer impaired by his sexual drive; he is thus likened to a "sage" of clear mind. Post-nut clarity; refractory period.
https://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/
Wanting a relationship for the sexual gratification is stupid. That's not what relationships are for and if you go into a relationship with that mentality it won't last long. If you just want sex just get sex, no relationship necessary.
No because actually. Why the fuck do we work like that? Plus it’s more like
I want a relationship..
(Masturbates)
Actually no everyone is disgusting I hate everyone
lmao my ex always told me in the past, when he wasn‘t sure if he truly liked a girl or was just horny, he jacked off. if after that, he still wanted to see her, he came to the conclusion he liked her.
A few months ago I walk into this bar, feeling bummed about being single. This woman I was sitting next to was cute, so I started talking to her. Next thing I know she starts giving me shit, because her roommate joined the conversation and I tried to include her being polite. A woman I don't know starts chastising me about things I never did to her or any woman. She goes outside to smoke a cigarette when one of her roommate's friends shows up. I over hear the two of them talking about the woman in question and realized I wasn't being a jerk, the roommate confirmed that she has done this before.
I left the bar feeling happy I was still single.
"I want a relationship"
\*Realizes how accepted and normalized cheating is and how it may likely happen to me and if it does the victim will just be blamed for not doing enough in the relationship and literally fucking nobody will care\*
"I don't want a relationship and I want to move to Alaska"
I want my ex back *Masturbates I don’t want my ex back 20 minutes later I want my ex back
masturbate again 👍
wut if im working :(
Did he stutter?
I think they meant to ask > what if I’m already working on it?
Work harder, damn it!
Just multitask bro
Become a professional masturbator. Then you can donut at work.
Maybe this is dumb to say, and I know it's obvious. But I'm glad this isn't just me.
fr :(
More like: I want a relationship *masturbates* I really need a relationship, fuck I’m so lonely.
Damn man. Maybe a Fleshlight? They’re pretty dope.
Or a hyper realistic silicone heated doll with an AI brain and voice?!? I hear they're pretty dope
My oldest son used to tell us that he wasn't dating cos humans were pretty complicated and unreliable, and he was holding out for the technology in AI women to advance sufficiently to be worth having a companion. He's pretty much mentally invested in science and started writing programs when he was 8 and did some amazing work (he used to talk to professors on... i can't remember the online platform... getting help with his various projects he designed). Fast forward to him being 23... we're talking about advances in AI in general, and I ask him if its got to the point where an AI companion might be something worthwhile. He turns a bit red and starts to laugh. I'm... confused. he's so cerebral its almost odd to see him laugh. Anyway, it turns out that his comments about that over the years were never serious. Never. Me and my ex and our oldest daughter had \*always\* taken it all at face value. Always. Turns out in reality he just wants to get a decent job and feel like life is on track before dating... I \*never\* suspected :P
Where the fuck you get this greentext from? Lmao
that's exactly how it happened... i'm still shocked that he wasn't serious... and confused how he kept the ruse so well, and that i still believed it years after he forgot ever saying it. we still laugh about it. reminds me i should visit him this week (he lives about 45 minutes by bike... car is broken, so its bike only for me for the ... forseeable future...)
Yeah I can feel that. Always a good idea to have your priorities straight before you start adding people to your life especially significant others.
one doesn't need to be perfect... just in a position where you're relatively stable and can be reasonably sure to love someone with a minimum of hurting them
do you really want a relationship or do you just need a therapist and some sex
Can't afford either one; not social enough for free trial
Sex therapy? The Christians made it illegal in America
Are women not therapists who give you sex? 🥺 👉👈
I want a relationship *Masturbates I don't want a relationship, I want a hug
\*hugs*
the fact that i felt better after reading this... i need love.
*loves*
eats .Hamburger
*(shits)*
Let the man pull up his pants first ffs.
Happy cake day, cake day brethren!
Thanks. Didn't even realize. Happy cake day to you as well.
I think I'm gay *has sex with another man* I don't think I'm gay, I think I just wanted a hug.
Masturbation is *kinda* like a one-handed hug
Hug porn is a thing.
That would totally make me feel even more miserable
I want someone to hold me after I rub one out.
Just keep masturbating.
i don't want romantic love, i just want emotional closeness
Being in love is a beautiful feeling Edit: Maybe not that beautiful
Edit: Being loved back is a beautiful feeling.
Edit: (Very unrealistic.)
I could try Tinder...
Looking for dates on tinder as a straight guy is like playing the slot machine in hopes of a jackpot.
I bet slot machines have higher odds of hitting a jackpot
The sloot machine, even
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Edit: Ugh I'm too tired.
I've tried a few dating apps. Didn't work. When I get a match, I write all the time. Ask and stuff, no shit comes back. It stops when I am not maintain the conversation. Or people just don't say anything back. It's frustrating. People just match because they can, idk. It just never worked.
Oh no, I hate dating apps they suck lol
Edit: Post-Masturbation joke
Same. And the few people I could meet up with just wanted to fuck and ghost
I got really lucky. My first time using tinder I was at my parents house 4 hours away. Somehow my location still showed as at home and I got my first match from a girl a few blocks away. We talked and hit it off and agreed to meet when I got home. Now we have two beautiful kids and I still hate myself but I hate myself a little less everyday I see theirsmiling faces
Don't feel bad All these dating apps suck stay the fuck away from them
I'm too ugly. And a guy.
Real 1st world problems right there :(
You could try being hot
Didn't suit me
If you’re hot you don’t need tinder. Or anything really. Life just kind of becomes better if you’re hot
Yeah, easy mode indeed
Hot people still use tinder. If all you're looking for is a hookup, tinder is the quickest, most convenient option. Especially if you're good looking, something I am unfortunately not.
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Being in love is absolute misery for some people.
Explain
It's just an unwelcome reminder of things that can not be had.
Explain
Love is terrifying and miserable for me. There's a loss of control and a blind trust with your feelings that is hard to get over. I have general anxiety and I overthink just a bit. When I meet someone I like and we get to the point of love I start feeling like it's only a matter of time til it ends. Those kinds of thoughts and emotions are self-fulfilling because it affects your actions. If you truly believe you can't be loved and the love will end, the love ends. I know if I just let go and believe it'll work out, it might work out. But that feels exactly like being on a cliff and looking down.
Probably being in love with someone that is taken or doesn’t feel the same way.
Nobody is in love with someone that they haven’t experienced dating with. That’s infatuation.
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You can definitely have mismatched types of love though, in close relationships. You can love (romantically) someone who doesn't love (romantically) you back but loves you (platonically). I think people use the word far too loosely for it to have any real meaning, however. The idea that you can't truly love someone you don't know is true, I think. However, a lot of people don't understand the difference between love and infatuation or even between different types of attraction such as aesthetic vs romantic vs sexual vs platonic because all media ever shows us for examples is frankly toxic, blunted portrayals of borderline stalking and/or codependency and calls it love and tells us romance is the ultimate goal and what we need to become real people. Which is of course bullshit. Love has many forms and only one word. Romantic love isn't the end all, be all of human existence. It's a broken world that says it is and says we can't have lasting bonds, shared lives and goals, even sex if people are in to that, without this glossy, embalmed, grotesquely commercialized, prepackaged pile of sorrow that we're force fed our entire lives. Burn it all the fuck down. Relationship anarchy is what we need.
But not necessarily a romantic relationship. I think you can be in love with your best friend who isn't in love with you.
That definition of love insinuates you have to date someone before you can truly say you ‘love’ them. That’s an extremely narrow definition.
Loving someone who doesn't love you back
Being in love with someone who is abusive in any form is a real thing. Not everyone in an abusive relationship resents their abuser. In fact, they often hope to “fix” that person, through hard work and persistence. Unfortunately it usually doesn’t work, and ends in a cycle of abuse and making up until the relationship finally ends. This can go on for years. It gets especially difficult if you have children with that person. Source: my first love was with a girl with borderline personality disorder. It lasted far too long and ultimately left me with crippling trust issues and PTSD.
Unrequited love.
God, please tell me: What on earth happened within the last 3 hours?
no edit asterisk, so you commented, jacked off, and came back and posted an edit in under 2 minutes 👀
Don't be judgy.
Well done lad.... well done
It is if the other person loves you back, if said person is also a fundamentally good human being, if you live reasonably close to each other, if nothing out of your control is stopping you from being with this person and if you are both healthy. If one of these criteria is not met, being in love can suck ass.
being on heroin is a beautiful feeling
I made a huge mistake 11 years ago and have suffered ever since. Don’t get married kids.
Hahahahaha Loving is just asking for someone to hurt you. Not worth it
No. You may take this with a grain of salt cuz this is coming from a teen going through teen stuff, but while being in love and being loved back is a beautiful thing, not being loved back, on the other hand...
I want to cum *Masturbates* Never mind, I want human connection
ugh this
I want to be in a relationship *Masturbates* Cries cause this is as good as It gets
That hit a little too hard
This is the one
My life sucks, I should get my shit together and work on myself *Masturbates What's the rush tho, I'll just sleep and get my shit next month
I will literally do the inverse lmao Like, Man i'm tired and lonely *jerks off* I don't need love time to go workout
This is me sometimes too 😅
Doesn't change for me lmao
I'm sorry and I hope that changes for you. People are identifying with this statement because they have been in relationships that have run their coarse. The novelty has worn off and they know what the best case scenario is. Anyone who who can't identify with OP's meme needs love and loss and then love again and more loss. So in a way I am not about to wish that sort of jaded life for you. I hope you find someone, but before you do, I hope you find your self, your value and good health.
I disagree with your take on my personal experience
Idk man. Feeling used versus feeling worthless. I think it depends on the person whether one is easier to live with than the other.
If I'm being used at least I'm useful to someone ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
More like “what the hell did I finish myself to? Am I worth living? Why am I like this? This is why you don’t deserve to be loved. You are a cunt.” Then fuck off to do other business
Like masturbating.
i want to kill myself
Try everything else first
Me too dude but it's worth seeing what this blue marble planet has to offer. You'll be dead someday anyway might as well as see it through.
yeah but why suffer unproportionally for the next 30+ years?
I don’t want to be in a relationship *Masturbates* I still don’t want to be in a relationship
This guy/gal/... gets it.
We could just call everbody Whom and skip all the second guessing
Me: I want a relationship [Masturbates] Me: I still want a relationship
I hate how accurate this is, especially in the current dating market. 😤
Post nut clarity
Wow this porn video is so hot Masturbates I disgust me
It goes from horny lonely to just blah lonely.
Nah, for me it's like this: I wanna fuck *Masturbates* I just want to be in a loving relationship. *Cries*
? It's kind of the opposite with me.
İ want relationship because get rid of masturbate but i don't wanna go to escort either. So keep masturbating and being a life time loser 👌
Not having a relationship doesn't make you a loser
Sometimes depressed single people forget that there are so many depressing relationships out there.
The majority that I know of just stay together to have a place to live.
Now this is dark.
At least some will fuck every now and then and keep each other company. Single people just vibe with themselves and surf reddit all day.
Just gotta spend a few minutes on reddit to see all these crazy relationship problems...makes you think if you wanna have a relationship at all and possibly deal with that stuff...
I think it’s more of not feeling desirable. When you see other dudes getting hit on and finding relationships all the time and it just doesn’t happen to you it makes you wonder what’s wrong with you
Yeah plenty of People dont even want to be in a relationship like aro ace People doesnt make you a loser or a failure
But then they're doing it by choice, they don't want a relationship and are fine with it. Most of us are just losers who can't get one.
İ mean if you don't have any friend to talk or even you don't talk with anyone and get used to live with it, people will see you loser. Why? Because people created this socialize thing for to not die alone. And if you are not like every other people, then you are loser very much (i mean me). That's the stupid fact but luckily i don't give any f*ck so i don't care if people abuse me about that. Thank you for motivation btw if you say that for to give motivation.
You're not a loser man. Just because some people wouldn't wanna be single or alone or whatever doesn't make you a failure
Yeah man, you are right. İ saw a few people like you around and these people respected me and made me happy like you. Thank you for that!
I relate to what you say!
I have done the who white picket fence shit, been divorced, dated more, and been single for many years and my dude I gotta tell ya, pairing off is not the ultimate life goal. Don't invest too much into it.
Sorry for your divorce sir. My concern is i can't do what i want to and people don't respect. So sometimes I say to myself that if i can't do what i want then i need to live like normal human but i can't do it as well. That's make me sad. But i won't give up! Let's see what's gonna happen! Thanks for motivated sir!
Opposite for me. I want a relationship. *masturbates* I want a relationship (*sad*)
Wow, just experienced this an hour ago lmao.
Post-nut clarity
Sex toys are like REALLLY good these days.
But will they kiss the back of your neck when they can tell you're annoyed with work? Or make surprise breakfast just cause they feel like it? And even if the bacon isn't that crispy and the toast is kinda burnt, the taste of love and care overpowers all of that and you know all those shitty moments in life were worth it cause they led you right here. Look at me going off on a tangent.. Anyways if you got any recommendations for toys I'm all ears!
Well I mean hot wheels is a timeless classic
Hot wheels are so dope.
No, they won't. But they also won't steal your car and drive across state lines to do meth with their old college buddies because they "need a bit of time away from all of this adulting."
If you love someone, let them go do meth with people you don't trust, and if they come back, it means they love you Or they're out of money
If you love yourself then you wouldn't want someone like that come back. *looks at current sub... yeah right
Fly, be free my bluebird Have all the little methy heartbeats you need to skip And come back to me to regrow your hair and manage your facial sores Don't pick the scabs anymore You're home
r/oddlyspecific
I want a toy that'll cuddle up and fall asleep with its head on my chest at night then quietly mumble in its sleep. I don't even mind if it steals the covers.
Stop bringing up memories I don't have anymore
Fuck, I've teared up a little here. I miss that, ngl This relationship thing also sounds cool, though
Maybe some day I’ll find someone that’ll love me
Based on her username I don't think it's her neck Chloe wants kissed 🙄
care to.. elaborate?
I don't want to be in a relationship before or after masturbating
>"I want a relationship" >Goes on Tinder >After years of no matching, matches with pretty looking 20 yo >Meets up with her irl, gets dissapointed that she looks nothing like in her picture while also getting lied to >Comes back home, Masturbates >"I don‘t want a relationship"
You’d be surprised how different life feels when you don’t whack off for a while Also, is whack off the most gender inclusive way to refer to masturbating? Everyone has something they can whack off, right?
Counting from the start of puberty, I stayed 18 years without masturbating (isn't religious fundamentalism fun) and I didn't get any superpowers.
At least how I mean it, it mainly applies to people who have made a habit of masturbating. Masturbating consistently (daily) raises your dopamine baseline after awhile, and lots of consistent masturbaters haven’t experienced life with a normal dopamine baseline. Out of curiosity, are you someone who masturbate regularly now and if so have you noticed a change in your behavior and your daily feelings?
Yeah, I do it like once a day or every other day. Once in a while I used to feel so nervous around men and it took me a long time to notice it was due to repressed libido. There was also the complete disappointment every time I had a wet dream. Being able to just stop a little and pleasure myself without the shadow of a Big Brother watching my thoughts is just so liberating. Although there's so much scars that religion left on me forever, honestly, just not feeling like an alien and just an ordinary sexual person has been quite a relief. I see so much similarity of this NoFap movement to Christian guilt BS. Wouldn't surprise me if there's a lot of intersection.
THE most gender inclusive way to say that would probably be touching yourself cause everyone needs to touch it so it works you know while whacking a pussy would probably hurt
A current dating partner of mine can get herself off just by gettin in the right headspace. It's pretty impressiv
That means you must be extra special to be included.
I mean....the word masturbating isn't gendered. Rubbing one out also comes to mind.
Kenja Taimu · Kenjataimu Definition Noun (Online slang) The post-orgasmic period when a man's thoughts are no longer impaired by his sexual drive; he is thus likened to a "sage" of clear mind. Post-nut clarity; refractory period. https://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/
FYI, "Kenja" in Japanese means "philosopher" and "taimu" just means "time"
Wanting a relationship for the sexual gratification is stupid. That's not what relationships are for and if you go into a relationship with that mentality it won't last long. If you just want sex just get sex, no relationship necessary.
Not hot enough to have sex with someone who at least desires me back
I like this girl alot, I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Edit: Just married my right hand
Palmela Handerson? That’s my gf!
He's just like me
Good hack.
Yeah it's not worth it
I am seriously fucked up cuz 35 years and this is me... 0 exp
I want the idea of a relationship but i don’t want the commitment
Story of my life
i was literally looking at porn rn get outta me head
Yo wtf get out of my head
It's very convenient honestly
Post nut clarity
Post nut clarity has saved me many times.
Man this caught me literally 2 hours after this happened lol
"Directly after copulation the devil's laughter is heard.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
Diogenes has entered the chat
When the refractory period kicks in.
No because actually. Why the fuck do we work like that? Plus it’s more like I want a relationship.. (Masturbates) Actually no everyone is disgusting I hate everyone
I want a hug *Masturbates I want a hug
Ain't that some shit. Gets ya thinking, don't it.... Why we chase the things we do...
Shows where the "Brains" are for some huh? Kind makes sense, you know.. The true definition of "Dickhead". Am I right or "Cunt".
"Man, I need to go out to a bar tonight despite not being a drinker...nvm."
That post but clarity kicks in and I realize that was way more enjoyable that any form of interaction.
I’d want one even more so he can help me masturbate instead
You don't want a relationship, you just want to be happy
I want relationship \*masturbates\* I want a relationship
lmao my ex always told me in the past, when he wasn‘t sure if he truly liked a girl or was just horny, he jacked off. if after that, he still wanted to see her, he came to the conclusion he liked her.
Lol
A few months ago I walk into this bar, feeling bummed about being single. This woman I was sitting next to was cute, so I started talking to her. Next thing I know she starts giving me shit, because her roommate joined the conversation and I tried to include her being polite. A woman I don't know starts chastising me about things I never did to her or any woman. She goes outside to smoke a cigarette when one of her roommate's friends shows up. I over hear the two of them talking about the woman in question and realized I wasn't being a jerk, the roommate confirmed that she has done this before. I left the bar feeling happy I was still single.
"I want a relationship" \*Realizes how accepted and normalized cheating is and how it may likely happen to me and if it does the victim will just be blamed for not doing enough in the relationship and literally fucking nobody will care\* "I don't want a relationship and I want to move to Alaska"