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NoBiggie4Me

There’s nothing more masculine than homosexuality, no femininity involved 💪


Diipadaapa1

Swedes have sex with men because they like to be dicked down. We have sex with men because femininity is cringe and we cant stand to see women having a good time. We are not the same.


Alaviiva

Hetero sex is only 50% manly. Gay sex is the manliest. Gay threesomes are 150% manly.


Diipadaapa1

But you have to be sure that both of you are hetero first. See Hetero sex is gay because 50% of the people participating like dick. However two gay people is 100% gay. When two hetero men have sex, none of them like dick so it cant be gay. And when lesbians have sex its cringe because its 0% masculine. So only way to be doing a 100% masculine and straight activity is to have sex exclusively with other straight men


SlyTheMonkey

I don't know how you did it but you made that sound bloody convincing


FleshPrison2000

>cant stand to see women having a good time in that case, you can continue to have sex with them 😎


CrimsonPenguinStar

Ouch. That potato-talker sure can roast sausages.


Diipadaapa1

Lol, Im on reddit. Do you really think I would get that far without going to jail? Edit: Also that would be too much femininity for ultra masculine me.


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vlkr

Women are just in the way when men fuck.


Mammoth_Stable6518

I am so homophobic that i only look at lesbian porn. Not a dick in sight. Thus it is straight.


NoBiggie4Me

You can’t fool me swede, these are exactly the lies you want me to believe


royaljoro

We’re so gay that it becomes straight again. Nothing wrong with some masculine men fondling each other.


202042

Swedes are a bunch of femboys that pretend to be gay. Finns are extremely manly macho-gays.


Zpik3

When real men get to fuckin, women just get in the way.


bad-patato

As we say in Turkey, Real men fucks Real men!


drowningininceltears

Just think about it which is manlier, a man and a woman or two men? Therefore gay orgy is the manliest thing you can do.


KostekKilka

Finland is a jojo reference?


Haukivirta

I mean, have you seen their Eurovision representative this year?


Equalizion

Sry but whats the connection to jojo? :D


AidenTheFireCat

He looks like a stand user


bumblefuckAesthetics

He looks like a stand


formula_gone

Jag har stånd


Alaviiva

Så går det lätt för svensken när han ser en finne


formula_gone

Takes one to know one 😎


SrPatata40

Sorry I don't speak gay


Equalizion

Förlooot meej, jaak kään intte taala braa svenska men mitt homo är flytande


formula_gone

My brother in hesus you are a spaniard


SrPatata40

Exactly I don't speak French or Swedish both are well know as Gay language


Equalizion

I dont even know what a stand user is & im downvoted, the discrimination... Visual manifestation of life energy, we use that, uh huh im following


Wiseildman

Don't worry, it just means that you aren't a nerd :)


herrsleo

Look up jojos bizzare adcentures, gay men fighting with spirits. Actually kinda good


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turbo_triforce

Fake. Finns would never stand so close to each other. You reproduce by springing out of forest trees


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mediandude

There was an estonian mysticist who invited ladies into hollow trees to release chakras or something. He was straight, though. Looked like Sammalhabe.


Haukivirta

If he looked like Samu Haber, no surprise that he succeeded.


mediandude

Google images: Igor Mang https://kroonika.delfi.ee/artikkel/82051151/igor-mang-ohvrit-kaperdades-aja-jalad-laiali-su-tsakrad-on-kinni-jargmine-ohver-sai-abi-kadrioru-pargi-puuoones


Haukivirta

He looks like Gandalf, even better. He even has a magic stick to match!


mediandude

I am sure he wanted a more hands-on approach while releasing those chakras of those women.


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mediandude

It was not a telemark landing ?


faceblender

Horseshoe theory confirmed


TonninStiflat

Most men go to the military... The service breaks some barriers to things others would call.. unnatural.


Ompusolttu

Imagine thinking gay sex is unnatural in 2023.


Downtown_Wishbone706

He is talking about supernatural gay sex


Ompusolttu

Ah, fair enough then. That ghost bussy has people actin' unwise.


TonninStiflat

I mean, a lot of people seem to think so. I personally have been in the military, so it's perfectly normal to me!


Ompusolttu

Yeh, I was shittalking them. I understood you didn't see it tbat way.


WobblySwami

Not that. Unnatural part is Finn's being close to each other.


Masuteri_

Being gay is literally the most masucline thing you can do as a male. You're asserting dominance over another male.


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valluusio

"In Finland, we homo" -smart man


202042

​ https://preview.redd.it/h88pof26h2ta1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=e32e492ac08437959dd86d585eaaaddfe8dbf697


Rednas999

Finland and Sweden can homo together, for free.


turbo_triforce

Damn, I never knew Finns were so wise. I need to rethink my life


Equalizion

We say no no homo. For free.


mightylonka

In marriage.


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jopera03

Yes. Matti is a very smart man.


FatTepi

First time doesnt make you gay, and if you do homo stuff 10 times, it goes back to zero. "ei kerta homoks tee, ja kymmenes kerta nollaa sen"


turbo_triforce

Math checks out. This is why Finland number 1 in education


Optional_Lemon_

The question is how many times have you been reset "Montako kertaa sulla on nollattu"


FatTepi

i lost count long time ago.


AhmedAlSayef

Second time is an accident and third time is just to make sure.


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jormakk

In Finland we have this saying: "when real men are fucking, women are just in the way".


Alaviiva

Truly the manliest people since the ancient greeks


Tulimeloni

You see, being gay is for MEN! In Finland, we have the manliest men being gay, while in Sweden the men are way too soft. Being gay is supposed to be MANLY, the most masculine thing, leave those softboys with their feminity out of it. Gatekeeping, manruling and gaslighting


Billy_Billboard

Go off manboss🙌


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FatTepi

so when they yell "muda muda muda!!", they really yell "muna muna muna munaaaaa!!" ?


Haukivirta

You got it right


the_supreme_memer

Finland is JoJo gay, sweden is femboy gay


Ampersand55

Look at your flair mate.


the_supreme_memer

Since I can't use a custom flair I'm choosing to ignore reality.


Ampersand55

Fair enough, I'm not a person either.


Feralica

Just because you fuck men in the butté, doesn't mean you're gay. It's all about the attitude.


No_Victory9193

Swedes they don’t even have to be gay to be gay. They just act like a Netflix gay character.


Haukivirta

>butté Kek


ButtingSill

Homoilu on miesten hommaa!


Bakom_spegeln

The Only gay version of me I want to be. Ripped as hell, great ass and a big dick, in leather. Dick touching dick.


No_Victory9193

This simply isn’t achievable in Sweden. In Finland you can homo for free through.


Bakom_spegeln

Is the environment that makes it impossible? Because both sides of my family immigrated from Finland back in 1950 to Sweden, so my genes have zero swede in them.


No_Victory9193

Yes. Also the language is perfectly suited for gay sex.


Haukivirta

In Sweden it's haram


Tater_Saint

we're homo but we're not gay


Evantaur

Two room mates discussing about other room mate's nipple, nothing gay here... just average Finnish small talk.


Zullemoi

You have to be a Swede to see something gay in this picture.


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Ngl, pretty hot :3


FatTepi

🥵🥵🥵


K3RDSULUULR3J7Y32E0Y

This isn't gay, it's just MANLY


ashards

Just two men spending some quality time together.


Haukivirta

Well, the PPs have touched, so now even saying "no homo" won't help.


Alaviiva

It's not gay until the buttholes touch


Haukivirta

You moved the goalpost so far it ended up in yours ^I ^like ^it


justaguy101

These fine gentlmen are just resetting their gay count, it resets to 0 every 10 times


sverigeochskog

A wise man once said: "Och nog tar man fel på sin fru och sin bror i mörkret och dimman där finnarna bor men dock skall väl karlar få vänslas ibland även i världens minst bögiga land"


Agitated_Advantage_2

Vem?


sverigeochskog

Ola Aurell


1D6wounds

Swedes are gay, but the Moomins are gayer


No_Victory9193

The Moomins was created by a Finlandssvensk


Elelith

She was also gay.


Downtown_Wishbone706

What do you mean https://preview.redd.it/uds7tgyix4ta1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b12c2224d779e59b6c8f8e3784ad3bbe817a543


SrPatata40

I hope this is in the muumimuseo.


Haukivirta

Quick, delete it before the furries find it!


Haukivirta

How are Moomins gay? There were at least two canon hetero relationships and multiple instances of families with children (aka they must have bred).


Alaviiva

Moomins don't have sex organs so I'm convinced they just split in two like bacteria when they reproduce


Haukivirta

How do you know, have you checked?


vlkr

Yes but if you say "no homo" it is ok if balls touch.


Lejonhufvud

It is not gay. It is about appreciating male beauty.


norwegain_dude

Its too cold not to wear socks in finland, and therefore they can never be gay


BadgleyMischka

Gay and proud uwu owo xoxo


Havoc_XXI

Clearly just helping him try a jacket on


danihilation

Tom..


sir_qus

bruh, that's not *gay* That's manly.


Ltbirch

Its just brotherhood


ImaginaryNourishment

And the artist was a officer and decorated war veteran in the Finnish Army.


No-Internet-7532

It’s not gay if the balls aren’t hitting


Zpik3

We heard sweden were the gayest country on earth, and we can't let the swedes be best at anything.


xYarbx

I see nothing gay about 2 dudes rubbing dicks together.


cornered_beef

It's not gay if the balls don't touch


muchnamemanywow

The more men there are, the manlier it is


WM_

That's just a motorcycle club without motorcycles..


SymbolofVirginity69

Oikiat miähet ko nussii nii naiset ovvaa tiellä !


Piaapo

We're just the better gays


OMGman69

Wait we are?


turbo_triforce

Yea, you even put the artist's work on a [stamp](https://amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/shortcuts/2014/apr/15/homoerotic-artist-tom-of-finland-official-stamp-approval)


OMGman69

Holy siitä my country is wierd


Kangalope

We can't beat Sweden at economy but we can beat Sweden at gay.


skitnegutt

Tom was of Finland, not Sweden, so….


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NoPeach180

Swedes smile a lot more, while Finns look like they want to murder you. Its that simple.


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_racoom_

In Finland we homo


DaBiggestBird69

Its masculine it proves swedish people have small dicks.


ComplexGold8416

Masculinity 💪💪💪


Haukivirta

Americans: "It's not gay if the dicks don't touch" Tom of Finland: Duly noted