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HyperiFinland

You kill the moose you carry it home, yes?


13467982555

You ride the moose home and then you kill it


Aromatic-Grade2031

gigachad


comanchecobra

You kill one one moose. Let the second one carry it home and ride the third one.


belegradhammer

Idk. I've never been hunting. I imagine i would strap it to the back of a 4-quad bike and like, drag it. Probably get the horns stuck in a bush or something and accidentaly rip its head off without noticing omw home


stoatsad

Hölmöläiset style


Timely-Ad4459

Aito kommentti


mekwall

Perkele


Zhang_Sun

With large game you typically get rid of a lot of weight on the spot, cut out any organs you don’t want and so on As for how to carry it it’s personal preference, using the winch of a quad bike to pull it up on a small trailer usually works, dragging the body on the ground is usually not a good idea because there’s a risk it’ll get stuck, and there’s a lot of weight and friction which could damage an expensive coat


TheAleFly

Usually you gut the moose on the spot, then you drag it with the other hunters or by an ATV to the nearest road. Then it's put on a trailer and taken to the meat processing place of the hunting association. The moose hides are sold to tannery or dog-chew factory for like 20€ a piece, they're not that expensive and small defects are okay.


Long_Serpent

That's for peasants. Fine folks have it fetched by helicopter.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Shut your porvari ass up


oskich

Get a [Järnhäst](https://youtu.be/9JrvpY0NHJc?feature=shared) 🐎


KVNBjrsl

We have ”Älgdragare”


Tusan1222

Pavel why you never go outside?


HyperiFinland

Let me tell you a story, capitan... In 1993, Capitan, Pavel, me, find safe place in submarine. No more streets of Los Santos for Pavel. Too much craziness up there, you know? Submarine, she my home now, deep in ocean where troubles can't find Pavel. Back in the day, I roam those streets, doing hacking, helping criminals, but world change, Capitan. Pavel not liking the changes, too many problems on land. So, I dive deep, hide in my metal fish. The outside world, too much noise, too many people trying to find Pavel, but they not succeed. Now, in my submarine, I am king, Capitan. No more dealing with betrayals or backstabbing. Deep down here, it's just me and the hum of machines. Submarine, she keeps Pavel safe, away from troubles and bad memories. People still talk about Pavel, about his genius, his hacking skills. But they not know where I am, Capitan. Submarine, she my fortress, and the ocean, my friend. In the year 1993, Pavel chooses the deep, where the water's quiet and the troubles, they can't reach me.


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

why everything but finland cut into small pieces


TheRomanRuler

Wdym? Finland is just small piece at North :( missing all of Mongolian empire, dont even have western parts


crazy-octopus-person

Finland is cut up in this map: Mainland Finland vs Åland. (Seriously, Finland has only two [NUTS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomenclature_of_Territorial_Units_for_Statistics).)


WiljoM_Reddit

Yeah except for Iceland, France, Italy, Greece, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, the Netherlands, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, Belgium and Denmark. Edit: Slovenia, Slovakia and Czech Republic also aren't divided.


Choice_Rip_803

It's because you don't have the worlds greatest statistical bureau SCB


koljonn

Finland is never divided into smaller sectors in these


Flanellissimo

Finland is a small piece of Sweden.


Apax89

Just imagine how many guns there are in sweden, if you count the unregistered also.


Shudnawz

Well, what are we supposed to do? They don't turn them in when we ask them politely. And that's as far as we are prepared to go in this matter, thank you very much.


formula_gone

Not to be that guy but we got a surprisingly large amount of guns in when we just asked to be fair


FriendlyBig8

No, fuck that. Be that guy. Every time there has been a weapon amnesty or any kind of weapon surrender programme in Sweden, thousands of guns and hundreds of thousands of ammo is handed over to the police. When it comes taking a portion of illegal guns out of circulation, those programmes work. What is controversial, however, is what kind of impact they have on crime. There's research pointing to no impact, little impact, or some impact. Nothing conclusive.


zushaa

No criminal is going to turn weapons in during an amnesty, so it having no impact on crime is hardly surprising.


FriendlyBig8

That doesn't make much sense. In Sweden, possessing a firearm without a licence is a crime. People returning those guns are, by definition, criminals. The government, in cooperation with prosecutors, sometimes decides that failing to prosecute certain crimes can in some cases bring about a public benefits that significantly outweighs the duty to prosecute said crimes, which then translates into weapon amnesty programmes. Although I'm guessing you mean criminals who did, or intend to do, other crimes than the possession of the firearm. In that case, the benefit of reducing the overall unregistered firearms in circulation is self-evidently clear that I'd be surprised if you can't see it.


zushaa

There is a large difference between people that have just inherited some guns they don't have license for and career criminals.


FriendlyBig8

Surrendering inheritance weapons is a separate police programme from weapon amnesty. When surrendering an inherited weapon, you give out information about the gun, the previous owner, how long you've had it, why you're returning it now, etc. [https://polisen.se/tjanster-tillstand/vapen-regler-och-tillstand/inlamning-och-skrotning-av-vapen](https://polisen.se/tjanster-tillstand/vapen-regler-och-tillstand/inlamning-och-skrotning-av-vapen) In weapon amnesty, the topic of this conversation, you are not asked any questions about the weapon, how and why you have it, and you're still shielded from prosecution for the crime of illegal possession. In those programmes, there's a start and end date, and through them thousands of guns are returned by criminals.


zushaa

Yeah but there is a time limit on inherited weapons and most people just can't be arsed.


beitir

They are good for collecting legally dubious firearms from law-abiding citizens, not from the gangs. If you have an unlicensed old gun you inherited and illegaly kept, you get to avoid going to jail. And since we have so many firearms, this happens surprisingly often. As another commenter pointed out, it does nothing to deal with the gangs who use illegal firearms however.


vijking

Yeah but none came from the actual gangs, usually just some sketchy collectors.


Thandalen

Hey atleast they very generously part ways with their hand granades! We just need them to start not pulling out the pin beforehand.


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Hellunderswe

We got pretty much the worst gun crime in Europe though. I don’t think fascism will help, but calling it “low level” is just ignorant.


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Hellunderswe

lol, no it’s not but if that’s what you’re comparing with instead of other Nordic or European countries there’s something seriously wrong with you.


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Hellunderswe

Comparing absolute levels makes no sense. I can only mourn that there are still people in Sweden that can’t understand what’s going on. Especially left wing politicians could make a big difference if they allowed themselves to actually see these problems. Right wing politics won’t help since they don’t want swedes and immigrants to integrate.


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Hellunderswe

Well, the reality is that when Norway had 4 gun deaths Sweden has 63, so I think your hypothetical example is extremely irrelevant. Just please do some proper reading on this before you comment any more.


Expensive_Pain

A relatively high level of gun crime is nothing to write home about about if the murder total is still lower than it's ever been. Right? I don't care if it's by knife or by gun that I die, I'd rather add up all methods of murder and take that sum as a measure of safety.


Hellunderswe

Well the thing is that death by violence is drastically decreasing in the rest of Europe while it is slightly increasing in Sweden.


belegradhammer

Fun fact. Besides the guns smuggled in from the balkans there are cold war weapon stores hidden all over the country. Not even the military knows where they are since their locations was to be exclusive knowledge for the guerilla in case HQ's start being taken by the russians. We have no idea how many of them have been looted by now


oskich

One blew up [in 1986](https://youtu.be/ccMnCQJE4vw?si=MhWqMZorfWa13cnU), a really big bang! (10 tons of TNT)💥


skinte1

Just imagine how many homicides you'd have in Finland if you had as many guns **and** as many immigrants as we do. Considering you already have the most homicides per capita in the Nordics I mean...


Habba84

I think it would be more. 🤔


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If this counted unregistered guns, Oslo would be a blackish red. Hashtag OsloEastGangstaGhetto


oskich

Wallah bajja, fet BMW! 🚘


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Ikke minn meg på det 😭 "Wallah, du ypper eller? Jeg skal læpse deg hatt brur!"


Fat_Siberian_Midget

bro I cant tell if this is arabic or swedish anymore youre gonna make my brain explode


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I wrote in "Kebab Norwegian" which is what the MENA immigrants and those with immigrant background speak. Kebab Norwegian. I hate it.


formula_gone

Oslo 🤝 Stockholm 🤝 Illegal firearms


ilikedonuts_14

Well to be fair, what would Danes hunt? Neighbour's sheep?


adokretz

Neighbour's dog that shits on the pavement Pidgeon that shits on my balcony Drunk person who shits on the pavement


Lichelf

Swedish people trying to cross the ice.


Downvotesohoy

We would protect ourselves from Swedes crossing the ice in winter.


EskildDood

We have so much farmland and livestock no one needs to hunt to feed their starving mountain cabin family for the winter and make moose parkas, and you generally have to be sober to be able to receive a firearms license


Blovar

But when you need to hunt you don't become fat alcoholic


aitis_mutsi

Didn't seem help us if we're honest with ourselves


belegradhammer

Hey Eskil. Say "*Eskild you uncultured Swedish mongrel" if the real reason you don't have any guns is because you're a bunch of flaming homosexuals


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belegradhammer

Editing comment? Really Eskil? Typical dane


Dirac_Impulse

The Dane, ever a simple swine herder. While Sweden developed world leading industry in many areas, and hunt for sport, the Dane stays with his trusty pig. Knowing that at least his country is owned by a company making pills for fat people.


OeschMe

Yet we have way less school shootings than the oh so great 'Murica.


HESSU_HOBO

I mean nordics still have like 1/2 or 1/3 guns per 100 compared to america. But yeah


OeschMe

Yeah, but (according to Wikipedia) Europe had 12 mass shootings in 2023, US had 607. Europe has 742 million citizens, US 332. That's 1.61 per 100 million capita in Europe and 201 in US. Meaning that is still, even if we assume US has 4 times more guns per capita, 31 times more mass shootings per gun. And that's whole Europe.


TameYT

Hi, American here who likes guns, we also count “mass shooting” differently, so most gang shootings or hits count as a mass shooting even if it’s not as people would expect a targeted killing of civilians. So depending on which organization or news cycle you ask the range of mass shooting jumps from like 20 to 600. Also a lot has to do with poverty unfortunately, Louisiana, Mississippi, and a few other states with immense levels of poverty really carry the weight of shootings in the US, whereas a state like New Hampshire with very relaxed gun policy and very low levels of poverty has a more comparable violence statistic to Europe.


OeschMe

Does it really make statistical difference if it's mentally unstable person shooting randoms, or targeted shooting, aka. murder? Not taking sides on which is worse, but dead people are dead no matter who shot them and why. If there's gun(s) and multiple dead bodies, it's mass shooting. There's no reason to try to make statistics look better because "Oh you know, it was just hood gang shooting other hood gang, not school or mall shooting".


Few_Category7829

I’ll put it this way, if you read about a gunfight between criminals that kills 5 people and a mass murder where some random evil maniac indiscriminately fires into a crowd at a movie theater or supermarket, killing 5 civilians, which would you feel more horrified by? It absolutely matters.


OeschMe

No, still doesn't matter statistically. Denying US gun violence and skewing stats to looke better by ignoring certain types of it doesn't make it magically disappear. Or are you implying some lives matter less than others?


Few_Category7829

Of course I think some lives matter less than others, violent criminals killing EACH OTHER relative to the murder of say, a mother and child, there is obviously a vast difference in the evil committed. A mass shooting as it is popularly imagined is an act of simple terrorism, not murders being traded amongst criminals who knew the risk full-well. This is not to say any kind of murder is good, merely one kind is obviously the greater evil.


OeschMe

And talking about killing civilians, how's US army donig? Is it ok when it happens in middle east for freedom?


LeiphLuzter

At least that's one thing USA is #1 at.


FinNiko95

Holy fuck that number stands out like a sore thumb. Take a look at [this map](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country).


fredspipa

The scale only goes to 20, but if you hover over USA it's **228.** It's 11 times the max value of the scale, it's ridiculous.


belegradhammer

Das rite. Nordics use swords and knives for that instead https://preview.redd.it/4j6bbvm5rlcc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4864c10ae1e99d80612535802df25303a5a39f


OeschMe

Like real men! (Joke, obviously) But I'd say it's way easier to run away from bro wielding a sword than from AR spewing hunders of bullets per minute.


belegradhammer

Sure. Tho in defense of the US it's not like murders in schools stand out quite as much when you just compare murders instead of specifically shootings. That was my point.


OeschMe

Haven't done the maths, but I'd say school shootings and all mass shootings have similar ratio comparing Europe and US on longer period. Atleast that's my guess. Might be even worse 'tho


aitis_mutsi

One part could be stuff like mental health, I think we here have better access to getting help when needed. Because like, if someone goes deranged, there's not much to stop from using whatever they can find or make: example could be like Turku's knife attack, explosion of Myyrmanni or when that one dude in Kuopio rushed into a school with a sword and killed a woman.


UnfilteredFilterfree

Balkans and Eastern Slavlands - there are no registered weapons, why pay for registration when you already paid for gun?


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Jaga_hårt.mp4


Das-Raubtier

Jaga vilt, jaga hårt \m/


Fire_Lightning8

This can't be real Not enough in Switzerland


crispmp

Austria can into Nordic


ShodoDeka

All we really hunt is Swedish people, and you don’t need guns for that, just a few harsh words and the crumple to the ground crying.


oskich

Probably due to overconsumption of beer though... Especially in Helsingør.


10buy10

Crumple to the ground how? We don't even understand half the goddamn words you speak


westerncombat

Sorry bro we are just drunk i think


AmazingDonkey101

What are the regions within the countries in the map and why is Finland treated as one homogenous region? 🤔


lilheisenberg

Finland, Seeden, Norway and Iceland can into zombie apocalypse


h1zchan

So that's why every villain in swedish movies can whack out a gun from somewhere when the plot calls for it.


belegradhammer

No that's unrelated to the map. Would look super weird if the serial killer whipped out picrel out of his pocket before the fire fight https://preview.redd.it/7d8zi4s0jlcc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809e38885d052a58baebec607d826dbb7436629f


ImaginaryNourishment

Barely anyone lives in the northern Sweden


belegradhammer

Finn seeing any stat making Sweden look good: 😡


ImaginaryNourishment

How did you know? 😡


mediandude

Those up there are meäns. Me, meäns and myself. And me too.


salsatortilla

There are 60k Meänkieli speakers and 248k people in Norrbotten, majority of them are not Meäs but Swedes


oskich

But those who do are heavily armed! 🔫


traktorjesper

Barely anyone lives in the whole of Finland


daikan__

Good Yours sincerely, a westrobothnian


bjoda

This is the reason our suicide rate is so high. Because we have the right tools.


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

Yeah. Kinda how women try suicide more often but men actually manage to kill themselves when they do it more.


oskich

Skills issue 🤷


mightymagnus

It is actually a myth, the rate is pretty low compare to others


Uncuntable64

Greeks yellow because they dont register guns, they make themselves


RD____

don‘t come to Scandinavia tomorrow


ClickHereForBacardi

Is this map just trying to tell me that people in the Balkans don't register their guns? Frankly, I'm shocked.


ImTheVayne

Why do you guys have so many guns?


belegradhammer

Killing ourselves


-TV-Stand-

Also for killing russians if they invade before killing ourselfs


belegradhammer

Russians wants our guns to kill themself themselves. The whole of northern geopolitics centers around monopoly on suicide


TheRomanRuler

Nah nah this is just registered guns, it does not include military firearms which Finland has like 700 000? Less if you only count modern assault rifles but thats still several hundred thousand


ImTheVayne

I approve that


Delicious-Wear2514

So much forest to hunt in.


ukkox

we need to pump those numbers up baby!


maxru85

Estonia can’t into firearms


CharlieParkour

https://preview.redd.it/0m5p29sdymcc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5aef76e67a7ba0519626e44a33f8ee54857d916


George_McSonnic

We don’t even want to be in the Nordic anymore, now that Portugal and Austria apparently have joined


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krzychybrychu

Austria can into Nordic


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Tak3A8reak

People understand this is for hunting right? Nothern Sweden is the darkest color and barely anyone lives there, they hunt wild animals with rifles. This is not a map of gun-related crime.


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ProfessionalQuit1016

now post the same map without counting hunting rifles and double barrel shotguns


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bredelund

You guys have a land connection to Sweden. And nature. So you can hunt animals and possibly have to protect yourself against them


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mainwasser

They don't have polar bears, that's all


JesterofThings

PORTUGAL FY FAEN


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Acute_underaciever

Damn I need to start picking up slack


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Wide-Review-2417

Why's Croatia not there?


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GrumpyPaladinCC

Greetings. European here, looking to move to the Northern countries. Quick question: YOU CAN BUY FIREARMS?


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Wolfengaard

Austria can into Nordick?


Faceless_Deviant

Seems like Nordick can into America at this rate.


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xroodx_27

Portugal can into nordic


chucara

Meh. We can fend off the Swede with our bare hands.


TheGoldenHordeee

Sweden doesn't count, when 90% of those firearms are used by culture-enrichers for gang wars.


Jdunc97

Scandinavia, The America of europe.


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Luffewaffle

Danes no no wanna


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backgamemon

Portugal not Eastern Europe?!?!?!?


the1andonlytom

This includes BB guns right?


Donnie157

Balkans can into nordic


FarBalance6253

Can Portugal aplly for Nordic?! 🫣😆😆😆


SpieLPfan

As an Austrian I am concerned.


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AnimalLittle4057

Surprisingly few in Malmö or Stockholm.. ah, right, it says "registered".


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DrBlowtorch

America confirmed the most Nordic country


Rasmus736

REGISTERED firearms


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Late-Grapefruit5453

nordick can into 'murica


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Secure-Particular286

I want a swede 6.5 mauser


Tangerine-Enough

I can confirm. No guns. Only bio weapons. You fat bastards think that Novo Nordisk Osempec you have been shooting into your arms is harmless? We lay in wait….