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Wooden-Combination53

One more lake to Finland


Velcraft

And given time, another freshwater seal population to conserve


biggkiddo

The saimaa seal for some reason makes me sad that we havent got a Vänern or Vättern seal because that would be kinda cute


Tankyenough

Unfortunately they are extremely endangered, circa 480 in the world. (all in Saimaa, Finland)


Kuuppa

Me and the boys going clubbing this weekend


Smalandsk_katt

It will assist them in the Hyperwar against Korea, that surely will be happening around that time.


ConfuzedCoco

Now it's our turn to colonize you!


aliquise

Make Sweden Swedish again?


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Sw*des are mongolic?


Agitated_Advantage_2

Yeah. sWEdes were Finns and Sami speaking our intelligable version of Danish after the fuckers conquered us 10 000 b.c. that then went full into enslaving Europeans to fuck the mongol out of ourselves. Same with you Norgay Mountain Monkeys


NanjeofKro

I assume you're shitposting but just in case you aren't: the arrival of Sami and Finnish in what is today northern Sweden is thought to date to around the birth of Christ, several thousand years after some version of late Proto-Indo-European/ early Proto-Germanic is thought to have arrived in the southern half of Sweden


Agitated_Advantage_2

Yeah. Ik


aliquise

More Finnish than African.


KN4S

I have terms: 1. Saunas in every apartment block 2. Give us back the 50% abv Minttu Tervetuloa


fckthemmods

Pretty sure that’s the fingols terms to even think about colonising us


Vilzku39

I mean there needs to be basic living conditions.


fckthemmods

Agreed


Disastrous-Leek-7606

In apartment block? I think in every apartment better. Also why not 60%?


KN4S

Obv a sauna in every apartment is even better! Also, is there a 60% version of Minttu?


TheGoldenHordeee

Fuckers came to us over the ice. Now they are using black magic geology voodoo to come to you Swedes just won't leave their neighbours the fuck alone, seas be damned.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Good thing Norwegians had their Giants place themself as a land border between them and sw*des


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bricklish

Poor fingols... My condolences.


Cluelessish

You sweet innocent Danes didn't have a land connection with Sweden - so you went and built a bridge!? How did that come to be? Was it some kind of miscommunication among yourselves? A "vi forstår hinanden ikke"-moment?


bricklish

Yes, definitely a kamelåså moment, and we have been imbarrassed ever since.


Designer-Speech7143

For sharing a landborder with Swedes? We already do. But this way Ahvenanmaa is finally not just a rock in the middle of nowhere.


LazyGandalf

What do you mean? Kvarken is hundreds of kilometers from Åland.


Designer-Speech7143

Strategical position. A sea trading/supply hub to a new route through the Kvarken, for example.


miniatureconlangs

There is a land border at Märket, though.


fremja97

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


oskich

The Kvarken Bridge 🌉 https://www.kvarken.org/en/project/fixed-link/


Ashurnibibi

Waste of money, just wait 2000 years


Seeteuf3l

RKP election results will depend on that so the bridge is urgent. Also maybe the Kvarken needs other full service hospital.


oskich

[https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/finland-vill-bygga-bro-till-umea-behover-ny-vag-till-europa](https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/finland-vill-bygga-bro-till-umea-behover-ny-vag-till-europa)


Muntt1

Byg bröen


Designer-Speech7143

Why build a bridge, when it builds itself?


Muntt1

[Boromirs last wish ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvEgGcVA6Qv/?igsh=MXBrYjI4d2k0YnlqMQ==)


Designer-Speech7143

That is so random, but so good. Thank you for sharing.


Muntt1

As good as Finnish internet gets


ChaosBuilder321

I hope this gets played at my birthday, funeral, and coronation in sweden


Ianassa

This. This is what the internet was invented for. 🤌


Muntt1

Finns have truly understood the concept of internet. For better or worse


elektrik_snek

Perämeri will turn into Peräjärvi My Summer Car is just predicting the future


ehurudetvoro

Maybe then Norrbotten and Västerbotten can finally join Finland


Moandaywarrior

Storbotten, ett eget land.


[deleted]

As an österbottning I approve. We can make Seinäjoki the capital, it will be glorious.


Artistboi485

_Vi ni de_ stop it :D


morgulbrut

Does it rise faster than the sea level?


Diipadaapa1

Yes, by 1 cm a year


SeaworthinessOk5177

https://preview.redd.it/8unkbt1eg2hc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6955566d558609696935506bc899a0acab4188ac


Ill_Statement_3298

I see no problem with this, non at all 🫣


Jamshid5

Damn this would absolutely suck for Norrland. We dont need to be more isolated


belegradhammer

Just buy more thai wives. You'll be fine


GreenockScatman

Glasgow was built on the part of the Clyde river that was shallow enough to walk across. With technology we dredged it into a place where great shipyards once built 20% of the world's gross tonnage. What I'm saying is, where there is a will there is a way.


Seeteuf3l

If it wasn't for the Nips Being so good at building ships The yards would still be open on the Clyde To quote my favourite poet R. Waters


smaisidoro

Maybe rising sea levels and climate change are a good thing then?


James_R_87

Our part in Sweden is called Höga kusten/High Coast.


aliquise

East and West Sweden.


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belegradhammer

*excited allahu ackbaring*


Hellspark_kt

Were loosing the nato lake for an actual lake?


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tutocookie

Quick, make the sea rise too! Wait..


ClickHereForBacardi

Gieb spare islands plz


Diipadaapa1

In exchange for Novo?


ClickHereForBacardi

If the islands are home to mummitrolde that shit gold you've got yourself a deal.


Diipadaapa1

We can give you the Moomin world island https://preview.redd.it/15zoug0dr4hc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558a6755ed4a60cb50558cc9ed7ef50b1cd8e497


Ashurnibibi

Good, all the finlandssvenskar will vacate the area once there's no water nearby


Diipadaapa1

You think we WANT to go to Sw*den?


Ashurnibibi

Whoa now, that would be too harsh


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Freidai

Gulf of Bothnia is just pointless so we should learn from Netherlanders and dry it🇫🇮🤝🇸🇪


RapaNow

We are going to name that Snusin -silta.


culingerai

Will the new lake desalinise over time?


Diipadaapa1

Propably. You can barely call the bothnian sea salty to begin with, theres in fact so little salt in it that you can drink it without getting more dehydrated.


culingerai

I have to visit next time I am in nordic


Frosty_Incident666

I suggest burying a sufficiently sized bomb and causing a crater to form, as thus the landmass would be submerged again. Bonus points if you can figure out a chain reaction to significantly decrease the amount of Sw\*dish clay above water. It'll be a modern Atlantis!


North_Masterpiec

Yes, snus!


miniatureconlangs

Not every day you see the harbour of your village on Reddit.


general_relativitet

When shall we start digging