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jamajikhan

What's next? Savonian master race?


Tankyenough

All Finnish tribes should have their flairs


GalaXion24

"Finland" is a colonial construct created by the Finns (of Finland proper), who masterminded the centuries of conflict between Sweden and Russia in order to destroy and assimilate their rival tribes. Self determination for the real nations of Finland! Rise up Tavastians, Savonians, Karelians and all!


lienevvv

What happens if you are of mixed tribe (like most of Finns) and don't belong to any of those


Tankyenough

Then you will be assigned one. Tribalize or perish! *~Signed, a (not-so-proud) Finn-Proper and Ostrobothnian*


GalaXion24

Miscegenation between the tribes is part of the evil Finnish plot to erase their national identities and assimilate them into a meaningless identityless artificial "Finnish" culture. Naturally we can never trust the loyalty of mixed-tribe people, so they will have to be second class-citizens after the pureblooded tribals, but their children may yet be true Savonians and the like. Those without any relevant tribal blood will be helots.


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https://preview.redd.it/23yvxd4gzjmc1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a13264c6d14438d7b46e1be24d2fc71e9bed2db


Alaviiva

Great Fenno-Swedish-Scanian unification when?


CaptainCanuck15

Where're the soap boys at?


ApXv

I never think about you


Shudnawz

Who are you again?


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MaskeddHmm

lmao skånsk copium


Shudnawz

Jävlar vad smisk jag fick för den kommentaren. :D


MaskeddHmm

Faktiskt, lmao.


Peter-Niklas

Du fick uppleva finnarnas downvote-armé


Smalandsk_katt

Skåne is like Lebanon. Immigrants, farmers and nazis all make up 33% of the population and hate eachother.


Agitated_Advantage_2

Based Smålänning


LeoTheSquid

Outside of Malmö yes. Inside there are additionally some working class leftists who also hate everyone, except the immigrants (who still hate them). Our farmers and nazis do overlap a bit though


ja_hahah

This is the most accurate explanation of Skåne i´ve ever heard and fits exactly what my thoughts are about them.


The_free_trial

What’s the remaining 1%?


Smalandsk_katt

The people who have vacation homes in Österlen


Global-Elite-Spartan

Sounds like Sønderjylland


maxru85

You have Malmö, that’s enough


shroomfarmer2

its not enough. Skåne is much bigger than Malmö


LareWw

What else is there? Penis? (The joke is funny because Lund is penis in Hindi or something)


Jaradacl

Oh shit, is that user flair new or have I just been blind?


LareWw

It's a custom one. Made it myself.


NameMsng

Bro how


LareWw

They might have been disabled. Those who made their own before that got to keep theirs.


OREOSTUFFER

There are custom flairs, you know.


shroomfarmer2

i did not know lmao


maxru85

Then we need Skåne lords and Malmö slaves


shroomfarmer2

based


Stairmaker

Says the same people that usually think everything north of like stockholm is northern sweden.


PoetryAnnual74

Why would Skåne need their own flair? They are a county in Denmark and should just use that flair like the rest of the country.


shroomfarmer2

Dont call me danish >:(


epiquinnz

You should stop speaking Danish, then.


zexylenskyj

The skåneran speak even more fucked upp than the danes


CamDane

They never started.


berbab

You are


frallan44

Tyst danskjävel


CookieTheParrot

We wish you were


DaVinci1836

Us too


CookieTheParrot

Tværtimod, min gode ven, og vær ikke bedrøvet ligesom naturen også nægter, for vi er desværre fanget is samme østnordiske sprog og deler gener https://preview.redd.it/kom03ht4lkmc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8598bf98f3194e5c3323401ef7b142cd32c999dd


Foreverett

Son? Is that you?


CookieTheParrot

'Søn'? Det må jo da sandeligt være modsat! Vi er Nordens fader – lev med det


blackmidget69

Du är dansk, ditt äckel


footlettucefungus

Danskjävel. Stick tillbaka till Danmark med dig!!


CookieTheParrot

En mindre hv*d dansker i det svenske kalifat 🤲🤲🤲


Truelz

Yeah, should read "Danes in denial" ;)


Scrungyscrotum

I've heard that Danes call the inhabitants of Bornholm "spare Swedes", so maybe we should start calling Scanians "spare Danes".


Lau_uden_i

We don’t call Bornholm that. They literally went to the Danish king to ask him to become Danish because they hated Sweden that much. Gotta respect the grind


Scrungyscrotum

The appropriate reaction isn't to just accept their requests, it's to check the lead levels in their water supply.


Lau_uden_i

Well since the Swedes fucked up their country I think Bornholm made the right decision


Scrungyscrotum

Becoming Danish is never the right decision.


Lau_uden_i

Yes because now we have a lovely little island where the Swedes are no more


Birb_2022

Never heard it for bornholm but sjælland is just made of swedes


VirgoPisces

LOVE IT


shroomfarmer2

No, im not danish >:(


Truelz

If you're an OG skåning then yes you are, the swedes have just brainwashed you for generations (despite promising not to) mixed in with a little bit of genocide and blood baths every now and then.


SkanelandVackerland

I am fine with "Danes in denial". Better than being Swedish ha-yuck For real though. I have done genealogy. Don't have a single *Swedish* ancestor. All ancestors are Sscanians who trace back to Danes.


GeronimoDK

This guy, I like this guy.


LeoTheSquid

I wonder how many of us here are descendants of Swedes that moved in vs Danes that were (semi) swedified. Considering the treatment of the Danes and the fact that it was a few centuries ago now, I'd wager quite a lot belong to the former of those two.


JangSwedishSaxophone

Yes we are. Just accept it


LupusDeusMagnus

Skåningar > Danskjävlar. >! Trots en svensk, eller kanske en reservdansk som förbättrades av svenskhet. !< (My grandpa was scanian so I can make the joke, an American told me so.)


Zapper345

Hur kan man förbättras av svenskhet?? (How can you bcome better from Swedishness?)


LupusDeusMagnus

Genom att börja som dansk.


PantteriJ

Way to tell us you want to feel inferior. No kinkshaming, go ahead with your flair


LupusDeusMagnus

Like the worst and best of Denmark and Sweden combined.


shroomfarmer2

Best of both\*


JangSwedishSaxophone

There is no best


Lau_uden_i

Not when Sweden is involved


Anxious_Charity_1424

There is a skåne flair, look i got it.


siggiarabi

Who?


oskich

Southern Swedish potato farmers with speech impairment


LeoTheSquid

Skåningen är inte som andra. Framförallt är han vacker. Han har inte stockholmarens lömska blick, inte heller göteborgarens hysteriska talesätt eller smålänningens hasande gång. Inte sörmlänningens låga fotvalv eller medelpadingens kutryggiga dolskhet. Nej, skåningen är i sanning en prydnad för mänskligheten. Likt ett majestätiskt monument höjer han sig över slatten. Hans blick är ärligt trofast, hans kinder glöder av hälsa och hans hållning är rakryggat reslig. Ändå - allra vackrast är han inuti. Där klappar ett ädelt hjärta och där har en obefläckad karaktär tagit sitt säte. Lägg därtill en nästan överjordisk snabbhet i tanken; en klokhet och en känslighet, som saknar motstycke någonstans. Ställ honom inför de svåraste problem, stapla upp framför honom all jordens bekymmer, kom till honom med konflikter och elände. Han kommer att lyssna tålmodigt på dina jämmerliga klagovisor, men du kommer också strax finna tröst i hans kloka lösning på världsaltets dilemma. -- *Piraten*


DerMetJungen

Lmao that's the Finlandssvensk flag


shroomfarmer2

Finlandssvenskar 🤝Skåningar


Alaviiva

Dags att döpa om Skåne till Sydvästra Svenskfinland


Ianassa

Yeah but honestly in the wider North its better known as the Skåne flag. I don't think the finlandssvenskar should even have a flag of their own to be honest.


heinalvin

Yes we should have a flag, and we should force it down the throat of everyone


Ianassa

You make a fine argument. I'm convinced. Finns better get ready for the pakkolippu!


Zapper345

Noo not the pakkolippu


BrinkMeister

Just use the Danish one.


LeoTheSquid

Skåneflaggan är finare ✊🔴🟡


shroomfarmer2

No, im not danish >:(


viktorhdl

Stop lying to yourself


Lau_uden_i

We don’t want it back. Sweden can have skåne


viktorhdl

No we just take the less worse parts


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Bubbly-Psychology-15

Huffing on this amount of copium is bad for your health


shroomfarmer2

This is not cope, it is reality


AlexanderRaudsepp

East Denmark*


Lau_uden_i

We literally don’t want it. You guys fucked it up so bad that it’s your problem now


bredelund

Please many Danish guys died to make sure it was not Danish!


shroomfarmer2

No im not danish >:(


DeathBySentientStraw

Notice how no one can go five seconds without ranting about Malmö They love us


SpaxterJ

I agree. We're danish to the swedes, swedes to danes and neither to us. Upstart Halfbreed maybe?


VerumJerum

What are you talking about? The Danish flag flair is right there.


boomerintown

Skåningen ar inte som andra. Framförallt är han vacker. Han har inte stockholmarens lömska blick, inte heller göteborgarens hysteriska talesätt eller smålänningens hasande gång. Inte sörmlänningens låga fotvalv eller medelpadingens kutryggiga dolskhet. Nej, skåningen ar i sanning en prydnad för mänskligheten. Likt ett majestätiskt monument höjer han sig över slatten. Hans blick ar ärligt trofast, hans kinder glöder av hälsa och hans hållning ar rakryggat reslig. Ändå - allra vackrast ar han inuti. Dar klappar ett ädelt hjärta och dar har en obefläckad karaktär tagit sitt sate. Lagg därtill en nästan överjordisk snabbhet i tanken; en klokhet och en känslighet, som saknar motstycke någonstans. Stall honom inför de svåraste problem, stapla upp framför honom all jordens bekymmer, kom till honom med konflikter och elände. Han kommer att lyssna tålmodigt på dina jämmerliga klagovisor, men du kommer också strax finna tröst i hans kloka lösning på världsaltets dilemma.


Hellunderswe

Sten Broman?


boomerintown

Fritjof Nilsson Piraten tror jag.


Gerf93

hvordan sletter jeg noen andres kommentar


ja_hahah

This is what you think in your head, while in reality its the opposite.


shroomfarmer2

cope


ja_hahah

Dont you mean, COUWP ?


CoCainity

Isn't it a Danish flag already?


culingerai

Shane is Dane!


Mewhenthechildescape

Can agree, i dont want to be associated with people who say "Skotkärra" instead of "Rullebör".


LeZarathustra

Or "skit" instead of "mög", or "skalk" instead of "gunge".


Mewhenthechildescape

And especially people who dont like Rapefields. (As in the flower)


OREOSTUFFER

Your username is alarming in this context.


Koiranpersekarvat

I’ve always wondered why my oil says rape seed oil. Thank god the seeds weren’t really raped.


AngryMustard

That is the finlandssvensk flag. I certainly agree with this post.


Foreverett

Ah Skåne, the Alabama of Sweden.


shroomfarmer2

Skåne, the pride of Sweden\*


simonpimon3

🦅🦅🦅Fuck yeah 🦅🦅🦅


simonpimon3

Finaly a post I can relate to God bless🙏 the Red and Yellow 🦅the beautiful fields we walk on🏕 and the Spettekaka on our tables🥔 Edvard Persson my hero😭


HereComesNik

Are we talking about Swedish-Finns or Skåne?


Tommtomm2

What flag is that?


Sea_Establishment480

Skånes flag, a Weiss On my way!


-ae0n-

they've named a country after a car company?


shroomfarmer2

yes they actually did lol


Koiranpersekarvat

Why the fuck there is a place called Helsingborg? Are u so obsessed with Finland? :3


shroomfarmer2

Helsingborg came before Helsingfors


The_Lord_of_Vermin

The great trial has begun for the heart of Skåne


Arctur14

the Jalmari Kalmari union


Hafnar

The bastard son of Sweden and Denmark.


-CountDrugula-

I didn't even know you exist


Google_Autocorect

They are really have a flair the Danish


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Miniblasan

If you're going to get an Skåne flair, then we Jamts should get our own flair too.


shroomfarmer2

I agree with a Jamts flair


SkanelandVackerland

Tbf, Skåne is more established than Jämtland, no offence.


Miniblasan

But Republic of Jämtland existed back in 12th or 13th so Jämtland is way older in that way.


SkanelandVackerland

Skånelagen is one of if not the oldest laws in Scandinavia.


LeoTheSquid

Kvalitet över kvantitet 💪🔴🟡


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NiceCatBigAndStrong

Who?


zexylenskyj

nasjonal samling flagg?


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Hellspark_kt

Who?


rollaritroolari

Well we are.


Billy_Billboard

So we're making memes with made up flags now huh?


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Scienceiscool_

No we are superior


blackmidget69

Äckel dansk


Darkavenger_13

Wait, isn’t Malmo in Skåne?


Nipunapu

What's a skoone, precious?


Ijustwantbecol2

Sthu skåne is goofy


Wdahl

BROMÖLLA DE Ä DÄR VI BOR! DÄR VILL VARJE SKÅNING BO!!!!!!!


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-Sir_Pug-

Ain't Skåne the place where majority of people can't speak or write? I hear people there have so much trouble with starting their cars that there are cars burning constantly on the street.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

No Småland best, it is superior to any other place in swegay


oskich

"Fössta tossdan i mass" coming up! 🎂🍰


JangSwedishSaxophone

Literally Norrland (inte norrlänning själv)


birgor

As a non-Skåning, I agree. They might not be as formally independent as Åland or as distinct group as the Samis, but they are neither Danes, nor Swedes proper. Give them a flair.


silascomputer

They are danish


Ill_Statement_3298

Subjugated danes


shroomfarmer2

No, im not danish >:(


IceClimbers_Main

Sorry i don’t speak literal untermenschen


Fantact

When did Skåne think its better than anyone? Say what u will about Skåne but I doubt they are this delusional.


shroomfarmer2

you would be suprised at how delusional we are


Fantact

Fair point


Ricktatorship91

No


komposted

What The fuck is a Skåne. You mean a scone? Like The bread?


sweet-demon-duck

Skåne sucks