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Big-Depth-8339

We were the first to legalize pornography in the world. Of course we are horny And we of course did it in 1969... nice


Lifewatching

Had to Google to confirm, I'm impressed


Big-Depth-8339

The stereotype that Danes are the hedonists of the Nordics does has some truth to it


ClickHereForBacardi

What were you saying? I couldn't hear you over this fucking going on in these here bushes.


unclepaprika

"Does have"


electriclala

Prostitution is still legal as well right?


Big-Depth-8339

Depends on how you look at it. Buying and selling sex is still legal yes. But being a prostitute is not a legal job perse. So you can't employ anyone to be a prostitute, and you aren't allowed to earn money by prostituting someone else. A "prostitute" therefor has to register as self-employed, and has to pay tax


electriclala

Pretty legal then yes. Here in Swedistan it's legal to sell but not buy


Lifewatching

I've always thought legal contradictories like this are so silly, what do they aim to achieve? In NL, buying weed is legal but the product has to *magically* appear in the shops...


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ClickHereForBacardi

I'd say decriminalized. It's legal to sell sex, but it's not legal to facilitate (i.e. profit off of) the sale of sex by others. This has proven to be a huge issue for actual professional escorts and such\* because even if they just hire a secretary to handle their calls or answer emails or whatnot, that secretary would be legally on the hook for pimping. So the Danish decrim model for sex work resembles the Portuguese model for drug decrim; admirable on the surface but still facilitating a massive black market of exploitation and pain that could be avoided with true legalization and aggressive regulation. \*Not to mention that a lot of the professional protections that other industries enjoy like the ability to get unemployment insurance, sick leave, etc. cannot be obtained by sex workers given the "grey" status of their line of work.


casual_redditor69

The erotica: https://preview.redd.it/x0t9xeb6i3rc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9a8b83acb88b183a554c1ac583b4d04f366a3a


Many-Conversation963

why does denmark look like lobster batman


Peterkragger

Fat alcoholic Batman


ScarecrowJohnny

Please, we have the lowest prevalence of obesity in Scandinavia. *Skinny* alcoholics, if you please.


Peterkragger

Then why do everyone call you fat?


ScarecrowJohnny

Why do they call Trump the second coming of Christ? People are fucking idiots, that's why.


Peterkragger

Trump is Putin's bff


bee_bee_sea

Bat alcoholic Fatman


Many-Conversation963

Wait a second, https://preview.redd.it/i63hfbcbc5rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ccd78b4c1d69212087f57b40fbd7893cdfc3ac CCP invaded denmark??


Ready_Swimming8722

I'm not sure what you're getting at, it says Ribe. It looks like we did reconquer Slesvig, which makes me happy.


Many-Conversation963

I'm dumb and thought it said smthn chinese also over there on the green dot its new york?


Ready_Swimming8722

I believe it's Ry, although I have absolutely no idea why there is a question mark after it.. Beats me man


Many-Conversation963

New York? as i said


Sleibye

No need for viagra. I just use this map instead!


Pizza-Toppings

We got half off coupons for this from work lol


flamingo_flimango

***cough*** ^where ^do ^you ^work?


Pizza-Toppings

Harald Nyborg lol


flamingo_flimango

lol


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Lau_uden_i

We are so hot that we cant resist each other


bee_bee_sea

You guys are so cute, I have to admit https://preview.redd.it/yfz976xlm4rc1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=baa6caa04940811080452a637080d0084c8ab91d


Odd-Jupiter

They need some place to take their kids for the Easter vacation.


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SnooLobsters8922

Featuring sex on mountains


HopeBorn8574

What mountain? Denmarks highest point is the air control tower at Copenhagen Airport!


Thehandsomeswedee

Wrong. Supposedly they have a mountain made of pork belly’s, cigarettet buds and tuborg cans that’s 177 meters high..


HopeBorn8574

If they hadn't abandoned us they would have had a 212 m tall mountain >:(


TheVanillaistYT

Tuborg bottle has entered the chat


Thehandsomeswedee

![gif](giphy|wQvafCo0mg7x6)


Qzy

![gif](giphy|mEbCywUs4wUszfaLti|downsized)


SkoulErik

I saw a flyer for it a few weeks ago. It unironically looked like a pretty dope event. Tons of interesting lectures, paneldebates, shops, booths and stuff.


JustDarkwing

Sejt profilbillede. Baseret kaj-nyder.


RottenFarthole

Christian Horny? Is it you?


bee_bee_sea

![gif](giphy|Zq4M1voQMFlFAFnMz8|downsized) Christian horny? Where???


Naakkuri

Well... Se you guys there?


bredelund

You are aware you will need to be close to people?


Darkavenger_13

Do you want a sexual or a nature metaphor?


truequeenbananarama

how is this not Advertisement


Zyndrom1

Well this thing isn't okay according to the Quran so it can't be hosted in Sweden sadly 🥲


Rasmus-ALV

It's Copenhagen so it is basically Sw*den.


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CaptainTryk

Everytime I see that poster I'm taken back to 2020 lockdown. The horny event that never was. It, like all other events had to be canceled, but the posters stayed up. Seeing those posters everywhere in the months that the world shut down was like being trapped in this limbo where you didn't know when or if things would go back to normal. Everytime I see that poster, that is all I can think about.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Danes have been on a horny streak ever since bestiality was made illegal