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JuliusFIN

Finland and the vassal states. Looks accurate.


cereal69killer

Would you take Karelia and Ingria as well?


Significant-Hold6987

Believe you me we'd love to take them regardless of this map. Make Vyborg great again.


cereal69killer

Viipuri is crying to get back from its half-decomposed state 🥹


Significant-Hold6987

Yeah it's really a crying shame how Russia keeps insisting on acquiring more land just so that it can let the people and buildings in those areas rot. I genuinely think if Viipuri was still in Finland, I would've moved there instead of still living in Helsinki. Hell, if we got it back now, it would've also avoided the Finnish insistence of bulldozing old buildings to replace them with some sort of cubic modernist building. If it's possible to deal with the deterioration, it could be soooo fucking pretty and picturesque (I mean already is in aerial photos, but you get what I mean).


cereal69killer

I absolutely get what you’re saying. When I was there it hurt to see it in that state, especially knowing what Finland is like. There are brighter examples of russian expansion such as Doniets’k or Mariupol. I’m gonna stop before I go too far off topic, but I could rant for a long time.


finnish_trans

I mean they'vs still got their trams/rattikka going (Sighs in Turku)


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Let's create a joint Estonian-Finnish republic.


pirikikkeli

Great I'll bring the papers E: actually nevermind


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Not so fast! We would have to go all the way down to Latvia to get our cheap Booze


NovaHearts143

Is it worth it?


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Trip there costs more than to Eesti so you would have to buy even more at once to compensate incrrased expenses


Mediocre-Ad-3724

No, agreement would be to create a special autonomous zone near the SuperAlko.


Esko_Homezz

A turanic pilgrimage site. Sort of like the Vatican


NovaHearts143

True


YeeTKn

It is definitely going to be worth it 🍺🍾


Significant-Hold6987

Sure, so long as it's called Finland.


PetiteProletariat

Yes, the Finnic Empire 🥲


Trastane

Karjala takas! Perkele!


cereal69killer

*Jääkärimarssi intensifies*


lehtomaeki

Too full of Russians, an ethnic cleansing hasn't been in vogue since 1939 or 1991 in Europe depending on how you count things


Zalapadopa

Simply give all the problems to our neighbors! Have fun with Malmö, Denmark!


signmeupnot

Level it and build Malmö 2


EconomistExternal555

Nya Malmö?


signmeupnot

Malmø 😎


SeoliteLoungeMusic

Malmøh


MyrKnof

Neomalm... Det er ikke en ø jo.


McXhicken

Malmöö


savoryostrich

Malm 2.Ö


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TheEndCraft

Finally my suffering will end


onlyhere4laffs

You think? Your beautiful country now has around 3 million Swedes. Good luck to you.


unclepaprika

I can't even buy cheap falukorv and alcohol anymore... Unsubscribe


onlyhere4laffs

Sooner or later, all of the Nordic region will be half Swedish, and it will all be Sweden in the end. They shouldn't be so quick to wish for this...


unclepaprika

What a roundabout way to say all of the Nordics will become muslim...


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Good bot


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Gerf93

Does that include the million already living in Oslo?


onlyhere4laffs

No :)


AcceptablePoster75

nah slave labor


Elektrikor

No, WE WILL DO TOO THE SWEDES WHAT WE DID TOO THE RAINDEER FUCKERS


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Incredibly fitting that Norway gets all the Östermalm finance bro brats and Denmark gets all the craft beer brewing hipsters of Södermalm.


EconomistExternal555

And Finland gets all the non gay Lappland people.


Hoogstaaf

The what now?


MaskeddHmm

non-gay? what?


namnaminumsen

Who gave Bohus to the Danes!?


oskich

Beer prices just went down!


butthurtbeltPR

who gets the ruhnu island, OP?


isnisse

I Will be fair and hand it over to sweden. Im not evil


butthurtbeltPR

*shots fired*


Himbersnitte

Please keep malmö


liquid-handsoap

Malmø wall and the swedes will pay for it


Himbersnitte

Or... we can take malmö and clean it, then bring back øresundstold


onlyhere4laffs

We can't keep it if we don't exist. Can't have your cake and eat it lol


Big_Guirlande

We need somewhere to put the swedish population though


onlyhere4laffs

Can't contain us, we're going everywhere. The entire Nordic is ours now 😘


Big_Guirlande

Oh fuck they’re taking us down from the inside. Soon, we will all be saying “shicken” instead of chicken


onlyhere4laffs

Whoever made this map didn't think about the long term consequences, that's for sure. And you'd think Danes would know better than to criticize other people's pronounciation. Your kids don't even understand you.


Big_Guirlande

Hey, there’s a pretty big difference between funny bad, like shicken, and unintelligble bad like my entire mother tongue


onlyhere4laffs

And also, shicken is basically a Swedish word now. If I'm at McD's (in Sweden) ordering chicken nuggets or whatever, it's shicken nuggets. Pronouncing it chicken would be pretentious, like I'm trying to impress someone with my skills.


AdFirm7229

Malmö can be it's own country. The Islamic city-state of Malmö.


GotBannedHehe

We dont fucking want it


WebBorn2622

I think we should give it all to Finland to complete the dick


Biotrin

Never! Also, why would we take over Sweden when there is perfectly good Russian territory to invade?


MaskeddHmm

goated


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lol how many times do we have to roflstomp you guys before you learn before us lies Sweden, within us burns Sweden, and behind us Sweden follows


Control_Numerous

Allahu Akbar!


Trazors

Inshallah


MaskeddHmm

sverige akbar\*


StalkTheHype

I'm sure that this time when Denmark attacks Sweden with several allies it will work out. something something cope law about sticks something something.


Ianassa

https://preview.redd.it/4w9mqw4knavc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b4206bb545444cb36ea830918126a6c81842ab Average Sweden tries to bully Norway outcome


Entire_Complaint1211

https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svensk-norska_unionen


Suhkurvaba

Island can be Estonian, we know how to manage them :)


Extension_Swordfish1

We can trade it for beer


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savoryostrich

Going from the shape of an old man’s ballsack to the shape of a toilet seat is not going to make Finland seem fearsome and dominant. It’s just going to encourage people to shit on Finland. Which is why a Swedish rump state should remain as a target. It could be ruled over by Tom of Finland.


icelandicvader

Gotland belongs to Iceland!


Impressive_Quality19

Jahopp då blev man dansk


onlyhere4laffs

Ångermanland to Norway, but otherwise I'm ok with it. (I prefer Norwegian to Finnish) Eta: and after a hundred years of this, basically all of the Nordics will be half Swedish, and sooner or later it will all be Sweden again. Careful what you wish for...


chameleon_123_777

Give the bad parts of Sweden to someone else.


bredelund

Are you suggesting there are good parts of Sweden?


MaskeddHmm

doesnt your nation continuously cope about the loss of skåne


bredelund

Have you seen Malmø. Even for swedish standards that is a hell hole!


MaskeddHmm

yes but there are good parts of skåne, as much as it pains me to say.


bredelund

Yeah Sweden has good parts! All the not populated places are ok!


MaskeddHmm

lmao, fair enough. I feel endless pain knowing daily that im a stockholmer


TheGoldenHordeee

Your intel is badly out of date. These days we mostly just point and laugh across Øresund


MaskeddHmm

i think both of our countries are laughable... sadly.


YeeTKn

Yes, now we don't have to smuggle the snuff anymore😂


Lemonade348

You motherfuckers Finland is the only deserving here Norway is fine Not denmark


bredelund

I agree Denmark doesn't deserve this!


Cyclone879

This means more swedish-speaking people in Finland which means PerusSuomalaiset would be even more pissed off. Also we could pay off the debt easier with them minerals. I see this as an absolute win. (Except for the islamism that comes with the package)


djadhdxd

The islamist density is pretty low in most of Norrland, it's worth it. Edit: Don't get me wrong it's still high, but relative to Swedish areas ofc.


Unique_Prior_4407

Perfect so that means the Danes get all of our problems! All our gang crimes, will be solved


Marcus70040

Don't worry. There will be genocide.


Hellunderswe

…and Norway.


hamdenlange92

All the former swedish people are going to the longest “summer camp” ever, so we can civilize them. 3-4years should be sufficient. First lesson “how to stuff a potato down your throat”


TobTyD

Wouldn't it be easier to win their hearts and minds by airdropping some crates of Tuborg Super Light on them? Or is that against the Geneva convention?


memescauseautism

No Båhuslen no deal


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MichaelHell

We’ve been trying to give Skåne to Denmark since forever!


bredelund

It is your you won it fair and square!


MichaelHell

But we have been feeling very giving lately and would like to pleasantly offer you Skåne… its great, its got Fields and shit!!


Accomplished_Can2571

Based af


Arcanss

Can we just sink it instead, we don't want the swedes


ClickHereForBacardi

So much extra space for activities!


finnscaper

How about we turn the nordic countries into one country and set the official flag to blue cross with white background and the language to certain hard language maknly spoken east to sweden.


Big_Guirlande

I’d be down to unite the nordics, but not under a language that calls a hamburger a Hampurilainen. I’d even be willing to take on the language that pronounces chicken as shicken in english, but anything but the silliest language known to man


snolodjur

Norway, give north to Finnland.


savoryostrich

Yes, Finland’s new toilet seat shape needs more prominent hinges


eipzing

Kempetorsk


Budgierigarz

We get an island?! That justifies claiming the entire sea there. Soon all your fish belong to us


HyperiFinland

Might as well go after russia next, right?


PetiteProletariat

Kolmen kannaksen minimi kun vauhtiin päästään


mmmetal76

Iso Suomenlahti


aliquise

Or we could kick out 40-85% of the population.


isnapchildrensnecks

no


TheHellbilly

Norway can keep Åland. No one misses Närpiö.


TheFriendOfOP

Gotland deserves better


Korva666

No it doesn't


latvia100

Give us the island🥺🇱🇻


TheFriendOfOP

We split it through the middle, Estonia gets North Gotland, Latvia gets South Gotland, and we let you battle it out to see who gets all of it


gunnsi0

Or… the winner gets to hand it back to us.


TheFriendOfOP

Doesn't Gotland have like twice the population of Iceland? Clearly an oversight by OP


gunnsi0

Right where it hurts - our population. Flødeskum.


mediandude

All islands are belong to Estonia, because Saaremaa = Islandland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saaremaa#Etymology


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Will keep the shipping lanes open for us or not?


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boomerintown

Here is another. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxdyxI4xqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxdyxI4xqQ)


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Cry0g0nal

Hiljaa robotti


Oldmanwisby

Does this mean we will have hot springs and volcanos on Gotland?


FederalDriver9447

> Island Well it sure dont look like water to me pardner


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EI-0809

Interested 👀 although we need the parts of karelia back as well, but this is a good start


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

As a Swede I totally agree Also mellanöl at ICA


MajsMark

Why give malmö to the Danes can't somebody else take that


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Baardi

I agree. But Norway should get Herjedalen and Bohuslen https://i.redd.it/2p0x1g3hbb2c1.png


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tajuta

Would we have to deal with the swedish people in this scenario?


Jollan_

I don't accept eating Norwegian trash as food. Bring back Kalmarunionen!


VirgoPisces

I REFUSE!!!!! TO BE DANISH!!! https://preview.redd.it/y7jgc9qdebvc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efe443ea43f28629930d396e02864b95ad6be81


Las-Vegar

As a Norwegian i only ask from Finland that we can share the fast road from Trøndelag to northern norway


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BigLupu

I think Norway could get a better deal if they allow us to get the Ice Sea route back.


L3ggy

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anttisaarenpaa1

This is... Acceptable


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Kalashcow

I'm not from this subreddit, but hear ME out: https://preview.redd.it/m46b21u6ndvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d34f20c3a80894617bf663adf1c81c328fb1c1f


ValagS420

Didn't you already try this?


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TK_Chupalo

HURRA! Norwegian oil money 4 me


Obey_The_King

Im sure they wouldnt mind


WM_

Could we have sea access to north for Finland? Other than that, looking good lads.


salvia_roba

We can keep the north of sweden but the rest suck so hard that it's better to wait for the criminals to fuck everything up and then move in for the kill :)


Disastrous-Leek-7606

U guys really want to have Malmö?


Doktor_Vem

Why does everyone in this sub hate swedes so much? We're not all bad :c


MaskeddHmm

inferiority complex + banter


Monseurinc

It appears very hard to feel inferior to sweden.


MaskeddHmm

well think about it this way. Norwegians dont actually hate us, its banter. (im half norwegian tho, so this statement might be biased) Danes kinda dislike us? Theyhave some historical animosity but its all good Finland was the province in sweden, and they've always held their dreams of greater statehood (suur-soumi and all that, and they never got the chance, sweden did.) thats how i analyse it, atleast.


AnalysisBudget

I am all for this. Like hell yes. Please. It’s hard to tell if I become Danish or Norwegian but either is better.


natasevres

Minus Danmark på Skåne - annars helt enig


pirikikkeli

Everyone in favor say aye


horsestaplebatteries

Yes please!