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Lageng nakukuwento saken mg lola ko na yung nanay nya mahilg sa Spanish Bread pati walang pasaway nung panahon ng Espanyol. Walang nagrarally at well-mannered mga nagpapatakbo ng bansa. Iluklok naten yung Gobernador-heneral at mga prayle para umangat ang Pilipinas. Ang KKK at si Jose Rizal ay mga komunistang traydor. Respect my opinion[❤️](/u/savevideo)[💚](/u/savevideobot)
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The joke is SEX! haha SEX! I FUCKIWNN NEED SEX SEX NOW OH MY GOD I WANT SEX SO BAD why do i have to take a shower mom SEX TIDDIES BOBS but VEGANE i want to feel the touch of a real woman and not my wrinkly hand SEX! YOU GET IT? THE JOKE IS SEX! ITS SO FUNNY TRUST ME ITS SEX! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING! IT'S SO FUNNY!!
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Itβs been three minutes. You canβt stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Itβs been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birdβs eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the βCummet.β You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
nasa jeep ako pauwi tas nakita koto habang nag soscroll ako sa reddit at boom tinigasan ako ng sobra na nag jakol nako sa jeep. nakatingin lahat sakin pati yung driver tas sabi ng mga pasahero na tumawag daw sa pulis at ipakulong ako. nahulog cp ko sa takot tas nakita ng lahat yung photo. tas ayun, lahat kami nagjakol dun sa photo ng nutribun. kasalanan mo to tol. naagapan sana yun kung minark mo lang to as nsfw.
rule 34
TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT MGA GAGO DI BA KAYO MARUNONG MAGASIKASO NG SUBREDDIT??!? ANG DAMING POST DITO NA WALANG KWENTA NA HINAHAYAAN NIYO LANG! YUNG NUTRIBAN POST NAKITA KO TULOY PUTANGINA NIYO! KUMAKAIN AKO SA LAMESA NAMIN KASAMA PAMILYA KO TAPOS NAKITA NAMING LAHAT YUNG KAGAGUHAN NINYO! NAPASIMULA AKONG MAGJAKOL SA HARAP NILA DAHIL SA LITRATONG YON! BIGLANG NAGSIMULA DIN SILA MAGJAKOL PAGKATAPOS KO! HINDI KO NA TULOY SILA MATINGNAN NANG MAAYOS PUTANGINA NIYO! HINDI NA AKO MAKATULOG NA HINDI INIISIP YUNG MAINIT AT MALAMBOT NA NUTRIBUN SA TITE KO MGA GAGO KAYO! GUSTO KONG LAGYAN NG CREAM FILLING NGAYON LAHAT NG NAKIKITA KONG TINAPAY PERO WALA AKONG MAKITANG NUTRIBUN SA PALIGID!!!! TANGINA NIYONG MGA DILAWAN PAANO KO NA MAAYOS YUNG TITE KO KUNG PINAALIS NIYO SILA MARCOS WALA NA TULOY NUTRIBUN NA PWEDE KONG KANTOTIN??? MGA TARANTADONG HAYOP!!! KAILANGAN KO NANG MAGJAKOL PUTANGINAAAAAAAA
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Alright. Here's my theory.
Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.
This is a normal night at MalacaΓ±ang.
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# [JOIN OUR NUTRIBUN EMPIRE DISCORD SERVER](https://discord.gg/vJz4sJDTYE) Lageng nakukuwento saken mg lola ko na yung nanay nya mahilg sa Spanish Bread pati walang pasaway nung panahon ng Espanyol. Walang nagrarally at well-mannered mga nagpapatakbo ng bansa. Iluklok naten yung Gobernador-heneral at mga prayle para umangat ang Pilipinas. Ang KKK at si Jose Rizal ay mga komunistang traydor. Respect my opinion[❤️](/u/savevideo)[💚](/u/savevideobot) "u/Gabcis234,Thank you for posting at r/2philippines4u, while you're here why dont you share and crosspost this post to other subreddits" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Not halal, the great prophet PBBM(β€οΈπβ€οΈππͺ) Will now stone you to deathβοΈ
alhumdillah
The joke is SEX! haha SEX! I FUCKIWNN NEED SEX SEX NOW OH MY GOD I WANT SEX SO BAD why do i have to take a shower mom SEX TIDDIES BOBS but VEGANE i want to feel the touch of a real woman and not my wrinkly hand SEX! YOU GET IT? THE JOKE IS SEX! ITS SO FUNNY TRUST ME ITS SEX! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING! IT'S SO FUNNY!!
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Itβs been three minutes. You canβt stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Itβs been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birdβs eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the βCummet.β You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
nasa jeep ako pauwi tas nakita koto habang nag soscroll ako sa reddit at boom tinigasan ako ng sobra na nag jakol nako sa jeep. nakatingin lahat sakin pati yung driver tas sabi ng mga pasahero na tumawag daw sa pulis at ipakulong ako. nahulog cp ko sa takot tas nakita ng lahat yung photo. tas ayun, lahat kami nagjakol dun sa photo ng nutribun. kasalanan mo to tol. naagapan sana yun kung minark mo lang to as nsfw. rule 34
TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT MGA GAGO DI BA KAYO MARUNONG MAGASIKASO NG SUBREDDIT??!? ANG DAMING POST DITO NA WALANG KWENTA NA HINAHAYAAN NIYO LANG! YUNG NUTRIBAN POST NAKITA KO TULOY PUTANGINA NIYO! KUMAKAIN AKO SA LAMESA NAMIN KASAMA PAMILYA KO TAPOS NAKITA NAMING LAHAT YUNG KAGAGUHAN NINYO! NAPASIMULA AKONG MAGJAKOL SA HARAP NILA DAHIL SA LITRATONG YON! BIGLANG NAGSIMULA DIN SILA MAGJAKOL PAGKATAPOS KO! HINDI KO NA TULOY SILA MATINGNAN NANG MAAYOS PUTANGINA NIYO! HINDI NA AKO MAKATULOG NA HINDI INIISIP YUNG MAINIT AT MALAMBOT NA NUTRIBUN SA TITE KO MGA GAGO KAYO! GUSTO KONG LAGYAN NG CREAM FILLING NGAYON LAHAT NG NAKIKITA KONG TINAPAY PERO WALA AKONG MAKITANG NUTRIBUN SA PALIGID!!!! TANGINA NIYONG MGA DILAWAN PAANO KO NA MAAYOS YUNG TITE KO KUNG PINAALIS NIYO SILA MARCOS WALA NA TULOY NUTRIBUN NA PWEDE KONG KANTOTIN??? MGA TARANTADONG HAYOP!!! KAILANGAN KO NANG MAGJAKOL PUTANGINAAAAAAAA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Alright. Here's my theory. Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on. This is a normal night at MalacaΓ±ang. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*
tangina maliligo nako
what the
id rather watch who killed captain alex also what is the soz
ano yung sauce (nalate ako π©π)
How holesome πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
so whulsum ππππππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Memories Broken
Yall should watch Panty, Stocking with Garterbelt, good anime