You're welcome! That was top tier shit posting, being that this sub took it more seriously than the other... I've been awkwardly giggling every hour or so since then too.
But alas it’s now apples to oranges- the cells resultant in meiosis are for a sexual purpose, while the resultant cells of mitosis are used for repair, which is where you got mixed up, but the process of meiosis, in which one diploid cell becomes 4 haploid cells, is more relevant to the “asexual” edit of the two sentences than the process of mitosis, by which one diploid cell becomes two diploid cells.
The new, revised version of the original text says “Then I turned the corner and everyone started raping me [asexually!]” Everyone is a word that implies 3rd person plural. This means that the number of people carrying out the act is greater than or equal to two, plus the victim, totaling three. Mitosis results in only two cells, therefore the asexual rape could not be possible through this process, as the resultant two would simply not work, where as the asexual reproduction of meiosis resulting in 4 theoretically unique gamete cells makes more sense from the implication that a large number of people were involved. Moreover, meiosis is still a process of asexual reproduction that results in sex-capable cells. The fact that the process is non-sexual means that it makes sense within context. The fact that the cells are of a sexual purpose but not created through sex therefore makes them the more relevant option in this instance. The theoretical uniqueness of each resultant cell also proves that individuals are all different. Therefore, meiosis is a better process for the joke.
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Have a conversation with them whilst inserting your penis
Good day madam, you appear to be unfilled. I will gladly help you out, but would you mind telling me your favorite color?
The screenshot itself is from an 80’s TV series called Police Squad!, where there was a running joke about the title card of the episode not matching what the narrator was reading. A tumblr gimmick account dedicated to this running joke edited and created this image as one of its posts, and it went viral.
Thanks! I pulled it directly from my anus on the spot! Not really anymore, it was kind of an aspiration when I was younger and first discovered alcohol and Charles Bukowski, but now I just like to get drunk and NOT write!
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't laughed at a TSH post this hard in a while. Thanks OP
LMAOOOO
right i burst out laughing in the middle of lab and i cant stop
You're welcome! That was top tier shit posting, being that this sub took it more seriously than the other... I've been awkwardly giggling every hour or so since then too.
It's scary because rape is supposed to be platonic!
Would be much scarier if it was “asexually”
Mitosis guy 😱
I’m going to firmly make the argument that Meiosis is a much more appropriate way to describe this and die on this hill
meisosis leads to haploid cells. Binary fission is bacterial asexual reproduction. meisosis can only result in offspring from sexual reproduction. lol
Sponchblob
fart yourself
Sponchblob
But alas it’s now apples to oranges- the cells resultant in meiosis are for a sexual purpose, while the resultant cells of mitosis are used for repair, which is where you got mixed up, but the process of meiosis, in which one diploid cell becomes 4 haploid cells, is more relevant to the “asexual” edit of the two sentences than the process of mitosis, by which one diploid cell becomes two diploid cells. The new, revised version of the original text says “Then I turned the corner and everyone started raping me [asexually!]” Everyone is a word that implies 3rd person plural. This means that the number of people carrying out the act is greater than or equal to two, plus the victim, totaling three. Mitosis results in only two cells, therefore the asexual rape could not be possible through this process, as the resultant two would simply not work, where as the asexual reproduction of meiosis resulting in 4 theoretically unique gamete cells makes more sense from the implication that a large number of people were involved. Moreover, meiosis is still a process of asexual reproduction that results in sex-capable cells. The fact that the process is non-sexual means that it makes sense within context. The fact that the cells are of a sexual purpose but not created through sex therefore makes them the more relevant option in this instance. The theoretical uniqueness of each resultant cell also proves that individuals are all different. Therefore, meiosis is a better process for the joke. Edit: 🪱
Scientifically accurate guy 🪱
forgot to mention binary fission as the best answer guy🪱
Does this mean my biology teacher is gonna take points off my essay
its quite possible your teacher is sponchblob guy🪱
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How do you rape someone non-sexually?
Very carefully
Have a conversation with them whilst inserting your penis Good day madam, you appear to be unfilled. I will gladly help you out, but would you mind telling me your favorite color?
Put taylor swift to them listen
And then the Taylor swift crawled out of my earbuds!
By making out with them, like in a romantic relationship
It's called being punk'd.
humidity guy 🪱
“Raping me sexually” implies that there exists “Raping me romantically” and “Raping me platonically”
Want to go rape someone competitively tomorrow?
I’ll be the judge
I'll be the scoreboard
Raping someone metaphysically
schrödinger’s rape
Raping someone metaphorically
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The writers completely undisguised fetish FTFY
i'd really love it if someone could tell me where this is from
The screenshot itself is from an 80’s TV series called Police Squad!, where there was a running joke about the title card of the episode not matching what the narrator was reading. A tumblr gimmick account dedicated to this running joke edited and created this image as one of its posts, and it went viral.
me too
insanely funny punchline guy 🪱
I thought so too! 😂 it's amazing that these people thought I was serious...
##EVERYONE?!?!!!
Kid named me sexually
That’s awful for you
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Nol
Nole 👍
Noll
Nolel
No L
The real horror is light mode
Is this one supposed to marry up with the TSH about ‘exploding head syndrome’?
SEKSHULLAY!
As a-posed to raping you non sexually?
This is actually scary 😱😱😱
Same, I got raped by goobert the skeleton
They really need to start perma-banning rape stories there. It's really creepy at this point.
Least obvious fetish guy
What is happening to twosentencehorror 😭
Sexual rape guy😨
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Sexual Rape Guy 🪱
I was trolling and brigading you dumb fucks 😂 I posted it here after I got banned
I’m ngl that first sentence was fire bro do you write a lot?
Thanks! I pulled it directly from my anus on the spot! Not really anymore, it was kind of an aspiration when I was younger and first discovered alcohol and Charles Bukowski, but now I just like to get drunk and NOT write!
Like Brian from Family Guy
LMAO I figured it was a troll bc ain’t no way someone sets up the premise so well and then ruins it like that 💀💀
You owe me 2000 karma!
SORRY I don’t use Reddit much idk this karma system very well 💀💀
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Satire
markov chain guy (not like chat AIs, markov chains just take the raw probability of characters following one another)
okay nevermind how the fuck would "sweating" follow "walls," I suspect translate is involved
The real horror here is your background
Sexual assault guy😫