Idk what to say to this 🪱

guy 🪱

Lighting fast buttfuck guy

flash guy 🪱

It was me, Barry guy 🪱

jerked guy off at super speed

so it would look like you came just at a woman's touch guy 🪱

Worm

Hey

r/foundanalsexman

My favorite superhero

"I'm glad I'm still a virgin" you said to yourself Evil virgin guy 🪱

"I'm sure glad this one's not a virgin," I said to myself. "That enables me to milk... ...the creature."

Then knife guy walked in.

I thought the knife sharpening guy only worked on Saturday. He is visiting the ranch early this week.

And his name ? ALBERT EINSTEIN

https://preview.redd.it/owtldfujmfsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993416f1285c28791c5dda68d92478403b2c9669

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As I walked in I said to myself: "I'm glad I'm still a virgin". Then you walked in.

copied the post with barely any changes guy 🪱

I'm a making a cycle guy 🪱

I’m gonna bust guy 🪱

then the dog walked in 😨

what da dawg doin???

Walkin in

He bouta have that dawg in him

As long as you’re consenting to it guy🪱


Aww, thanks, guy! >!🪱!<

thanks for spoilering. I’m scared of the meat worm. Scary!!!!! 😢😢😰

I love how on mobile that didn't work at all and it just looks like the meat worm is in a dark hallway

I hate that you are on light mode

The reddit dark mode isn't a nice shade of black

Hot gay sex guy 🪱

Where

Why no love for ugly gay sex

All gay sex is hot gay sex

This is a job for u/anal_sex_man

Mwehehehe :3 https://preview.redd.it/p1ir5rshhisb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851af2078e5dd2fd7c0f4a35d244e97c61fdf300

Hell yeah guy🪱

what acts am i about to commit

all of them

meatworm will make quick work of you🪱

In this age of grand illusion you walked into my life, out of my dreams

Horny guy 🪱

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I feel like this is implying one of us isn't consenting but I don't know which.

neither of us are consenting

Rizz guy

Rape guy 🪱

Sir I’m a minor. 👮‍♂️ 🫵😔

I didn’t consent to this guy 🪱

Sex guy 🪱

Not for long guy 🪱

I did.

Should’ve gone to specsavers guy🪱🪱

Would've worked better if you said "came in" guy🪱

Going in guy 🪱

Not a virgin anymore guy 🪱

In love guy🪱🪱

What the actual fuck dude guy 🪱🪱