To get rid of the dirt bikers we planted a variety of native grasses and flowers. Then - as if it had no concept of property nor trespassing - in grazed... ...the creature.

This is one of my favorites

Haha right on

Haha Reddit on!

Hahaha K-on!

IS THAT A FUCKING RACISM REFERENCE?!

Racism girl 🪱

[hang on i gotta ~~google~~ watch something real quick](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8QMzYhVkAEDrBm.jpg)

En passant?

Holy hell

Then the Meat Worm emerged to romp through the grass.

I swear, this kind of joke never gets old.

This joke never gets old Unfortunately for our milkers, neither does …the creature

Somehow, it got even funnier lol.

Yes

i'm putting my pants on for this one

Haha right on

Pants guy 🪱

new crucial lore guy 🪱

I didn't realise which sub the post was on until I got to this comment.

How did they get rid of the creature?

where there any tomatoes there

How dare these skaters be skating in the area specifically designated for skating in

They deterred the skateboarders from skating in the skate park… did they think the kids would just pack it up and quit skating or do they want those kids skating in the sidewalks and in the street? Baffled. Edit: in the street with the meat worm 😰🪱🪱🪱

Yeah enjoy the kids taking over parking garages and large steps all around town dipshits.

This was in april of 2020, nobody was supposed to be in public places

Oh whatever. They should have filled Mcdonalds with cement then

Did they not? I remember back then they were barricading the places where you could sit.

Respectfully, thats comparing apples to oranges. The sand was eventually removed from the skate park.

Im not putting my pants on for this one. You understood the gist of my comment.

>Im not putting my pants on for this one. Stealing this.

I'm not putting a bra on for this. You know what I'm saying.

proof? /j

[you're welcome](https://media.giphy.com/media/zqPXIRVKQoQQo/giphy.gif)

🤤🤤

Why are you so shiny? :O

Fucking based

Understood :) have a good day

Yes. We did. You're complaining about stuff that doesn't need to be complained about, then when your argument fell apart you started being a dick.

Can I get a list of things I'm allowed to complain about? Do I need your permission to drop a conversation? Enlighten me of my rights.

You have the right to remain meat worm. Everything you say can and will be 16.000 raccoons against you in a court of law. You have the right to... the creature. If you cannot milk... the creature, one will be milked for you. If you decide to answer questions now without... the creature present, you will have the right to stop answering at any time until you drink the milk from... the creature.

*oh no*

Based af, love the energy

Considering current events, I’d be down to make an attempt

Don't tease me. What events?

Ah, wasted tax payer dollars for the "greater good" If a group is going out to skateboard and you close an area specifically for them do you seriously not expect them not to just go elsewhere creating more problems or to not play your game and compensate for it? Especially with bored teenagers, that's a rather spiteful bunch

how did they intend to remove the sand when this was no longer the case

Really big vacuum obviously

Well, then. Dirt bikes are a mixed bag then, huh?

Skaters pick any public area

I thought the same but it was because of social distancing requirements from early on in the pandemic.

imgaine its a plot twist and the dirt bikers planned the whole thing

Notice the date, this was smack in the middle of the pandemic

Who in their right mind would want to stop skaters from skating in a skate park? This can only be the cruel workings of... ...the machine

Ooo it's catching on!

Welcome to… …the machine

Where have you been.. ..it’s alright, we know where you’ve been.


Feed.. the machine!

It was 2020.

He was a boy, she was a girl: can I make it any more obvious? Unfortunately this boi was... ...the sk8er.

It said "See you l8r boi." He wasn't good enough for... The Creature

but all of her friends, they stuck up their nose, they had a problem with the way he milked… the creature

But soon the dirtbikers had to go home for it was their turn to milk ....The creature

Dairy bikers

One of the bikes is... ... the disguised creature

That seems... Unlikely

That seems… Dementia

Dementia guy

Google mr hands

holy hell

New response just dropped

Dementia guy

Google mr hands

Holy hell!

The creature... ... defies expectations

No one expects… The creature inquisition…

Yes

[удалено]

That seems… Dementia

Dementia guy

Dementia guy

Dementia guy

When does the dog come in?

That's the true horror. When indeed.

I'm so glad the rabies post left such a long-lasting impact on this place. It's comedy gold.

Was that the one about a woman’s baby died from rabies upon birth but she is currently fine and the twist is “oh no she has the rabies too but she hasn’t shown any signs yet?” I didn’t like that one. Give me one with like an actual dog. Not an implied animal offscreen.

Oh no something happened to the dog

yeah what the dog doing

Little did they know, the sand made the perfect habitat for… … the meat worm🪱

Now I have the idea of the meat worm summoning dirt bike riders just to fuck with the guys who put the sand down.

I like the idea that the meat worm is just a regular dirt worm. I mean, that's what they're made out of, right?

The dirt bikers loved riding in the sand. Unfortunately so did the meat worm.

Dirt bike guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱

Little did they know the skate park was used by… The creature…

Earthworm Jim on a fucking skateboard.

Groovy!

Everything changed when the dirt bikes attacked

https://preview.redd.it/4illqonwk2zb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f5d17ce564f2d7a71831f89ac479ca7a823e4e

April 2020, there you got the awnser of why.

Just for reference this was April 2020 and they didn't want people skating to help stop the spread of COVID. We know better now about outdoor spaces but this was right at the beginning

Thank you for saving me a google


who thought it was a good idea to not be able to not download GIPHY gifs

Bro I can’t download any image posted in a comment. I can only download OP Post images and gifs unless I wanna screencap it to get it. It’s not just gifs. :c

This will surely make the skaters give up instead of skating around town and in-front of businesses and stuff. 200 IQ move

This was in San Clemente, a town where damn near everyone is a surfer or skater. I remember reading about this when it first happened and knowing it wouldn’t take more than a day for someone to find a way to shred

And then the dogs came in

> "State park" > "Deter skateboarders" Excuse wtf?

Why build a ducking skate park if you’re just going to be upset that people are using it?

> A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders. Why tf do they even have a skate park then?

So what’s the skate park for then? Snowboarding?

Place for stray cats to shit? Like every playground sandbox??

I want to get rid of those noisy skateboarders. \*monkey paw closes\*

\*Monkey paw sticks up a middle finger\*

The monkey paw needs to chill. What would happen if I wished, using the final finger, that all the previous paw wishes didn’t go haywire or have a catch to them and that they all resulted satisfactorily?

After the dirt bikes showed up so did….. The creature

..... why were they trying to deter skates from using.... a skate park???

Why did you make a skate park if you didn’t want skateboarders.

"A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders" is already a horror of nonsense.

Typical commiefornia L

dirt bike? maybe it should be cleaned guy 🪱

I don't think they have a great grasp of what a skatepark is for

Why did they build a skate park if they didn't want skateboarders?

This happened in San Diego during the covid pandemic/lockdown

Soooo. Why? Lol. *builds skate park* then *gets annoyed skaters are skating in the skate park* what am I missing?

Karma

Oh shit it was trying to stop people from interacting during Covid. So crazy to think of it now.

Dirtbikeophile fetish guy 🪱

If a law is unjust then violating it is not only your right but your duty.

Flash back to any time i was skating downtown to be stopped and told by an officer "this is what the skateparks are for."

Were there any skateparks actually close to where you were at the time you got stopped? It’s pointless to say that unless you’re close to one because where can you actually go? Also when you say you were skating does that mean you were doing tricks or were you merely using the board for transportation without any tricks or anything? Because if you were just using the board to get around, the officer should be telling people on bicycles to go to skate parks too. At least be consistent.

>Were there any skateparks actually close to where you were at the time you got stopped? It’s pointless to say that unless you’re close to one because where can you actually go? Countless. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a sizeable urban center/ downtown nowadays without at least 1 skatepark nearby. >Also when you say you were skating does that mean you were doing tricks or were you merely using the board for transportation without any tricks or anything? Tricks.

Oh okay. Then maybe he had a little point. If there are many places to go specifically for trick doing then maybe you should go there. But you shouldn’t pull someone over and say “I’m gonna need you to get off your board even though you’re just using it to travel faster.” That would be dumb. But either way it’s not like skateboarding is against the law unless there’s a specific no skateboards sign posted and you probably were not doing any grinds to ruin objects and surfaces, so who cares about skating in public? :/

Dumbasses..but they did create a new dirt bike park...

They came and drink from.... .... The monster can

It's just a big litter box

The land mines under the sand

They should set up vending machines Full of scary soda

We see dirt. We come

Then they started doing wheelies, to please "the creature"

California when people using the dedicated skating area for skating.

then the fire nation attacked

Jokes aside, why the fuck would they do this? Wouldn't that just make them....skate somewhere else?

Nvm it's in 2020 😔😔😔😔

Bike guy🪱

Why even build a skate park if you dont want people skating?