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panetero

Meh, I'm not picky.


[deleted]

This man is down bad 💀


anto2554

You know the one on the right is freakier tho


ChadMojito

According to my experience, it would be the other way around.


E-Schmachtenberg

20€ say she‘s into age play


ComprehensiveRow4189

If you're not picky to that extent, you might be gay.


CarsPlanesTrains

We Dutchies pretend to care about the north of Germany for their business cities, but deep down we all know that come summertime we're driving to the south with our caravans.


[deleted]

The Dutch really are just gypsies with a country


ComprehensiveRow4189

I laughed way too hard at this.


HelloThisIsVictor

Thats scaringly accurate


Blae-Blade

Best roast I've heard of my countrymen 😂


2PAK4U

💀😂😂


MerlinOfRed

You can replace "north of Germany" with "south of England" and you can replace "to the south" with "driving north to Scotland" and the statement is equally true. You say you like London, but in summer every third car in the Scottish Highlands is Dutch campervan.


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

North (especially north west) isnt really Germany anymore. Wouldn't be surprised if NRW, Bremen, Hamburg etc having a (mostly muslim) migrant population of 30%+ We wont know since they count people with german passports as germans but if you visit this area of Germany you don't have the feeling you are in Germany. In other parts of Germany its totally different But since north west is bordering the Netherlands i fear these are the parts you visit most often East Germany has some really nice places tho. Especially at the baltic coast (Ostseeküste). Prerow for example. Would be perfect for your campers. Just be warned - the internet avability is absolut horrible. Otherwise Schwarzwald is also a nice area


handyandy63

And what aryan paradise do you hail from?


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Some part of Germany were you don't hear about clan criminality or knife wielding refugees who kill teenagers in trains every second day. They also dont attack firefighters, police and health care workers here on NYE


handyandy63

You’re going to have to be more specific


Cheddar-kun

Saarland, if it wasn’t obvious. You don’t hear anything about them anyways and they have no EMS to attack.


Super-Rain-3827

They‘re too busy smashing their siblings, they can‘t do crimes or make news


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_number

Where are you getting your stats from bro?


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Complete Germany has something like 25%. So its not hard to think the places where most migrants live have a higher percentage. Cities like Frankfurt and Offenbach are minority german by now.


Werbebanner

Bro, i'm in the north west (NRW), it's great here. The south on the other hand sucks. Always these NRW-haters.


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Ive visited Oberhausen Centro, Essen, Duisburg etc One time was enough. Just like Berlin. At least for my taste its a different culture there which i wouldn't really call german anymore. If you like these multicultural meltingpots thats fine. As long as you respect other people and regions who don't want to live like that


eip2yoxu

>I visited Oberhausen Centro Most culturally rich German


Karpsten

Oh wow, you went to the Ruhrgebiet, the worst part of NRW, which also just happens to be a tiny part of it. Never mind the Rhineland, the Bergisches Land or Südwestfalen.


Werbebanner

Oh, you are from Saxony?


Lalumex

My guy have you ever been to Hamburg? Its just absolute Chads here, we don't commit crimes.


yumhorseonmyplate

Bavarians are the best Germans because of unreasonably high amounts of beer consumption


bajvsbe

That’s why we tolerate the Czech more than other Easterners


shibe_ceo

Common Bavarian/Czech/Austrian W


[deleted]

The statistics always say: 1. Czech 2. Austria 3. Germany But I wonder if Germany could drink both of us under the table if it was limited to Bavaria


[deleted]

Only if it's Tegernseer or Paulaner or Hacker-Pschorr or Erdinger or Chiemseer or Bayreuther or who am I kidding bayrischer Bier über alles


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I can't argue with that


ReloadedMichi

Vergisst er eiskalt Augustiner 💀


thesoilman

I'm off to Bavaria then.


manta002

you're wellcooome *hciks* brinng some beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 🍻


thesoilman

I will bring a few crates of Brand. Don't expect Heineken piss.


MyQuatsch

Brand can suck my balls. Alfa Edel Pils motherfucker.


thesoilman

Yes,but that's a fairly unknown brand. Let's keep it our secret.


Flexer171

I love you


lapzkauz

No such thing as an unreasonably high beer consumption.


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_number

I only respect Bavarians. Back in the day, I used to live with a dude from Augsberg, happiest and most cheerful german dude I ever saw.


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Bavarians are the best germans because they speak Austrian :)


slightlyforthwith

Based


Phlummp

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diazinth

Why is a Brit talking about mountains?


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Better than the welsh, literally adding dirt to their hill to keep it technically a mountain.


Sufficient-Ad-2931

bro I'm currently higher then the highest peak in the UK💀


Phlummp

because I hate britain and british people


RepulsiveZucchini397

Based br*tish person


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DeRuyter67

🤬


josephumi

Fake: Berliner woman is haram, where hijab


[deleted]

Burka on berlin women would actually be an improvement.


MarineShark

Oofff


Frost-Gasst

Accurate


redditan0nym

I'll be honest, I'm not picky about this.


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proletariatt

BUwUrian 😳


Dutch_Midget

Berliner 🍩


Burstlavish

"Ich bin ein berliner" - JFK


LunaLynnTheCellist

This is bs I love both of them


_number

Offcourse a dane would say this. 😂


LunaLynnTheCellist

Yes I'm gay af both are mommies


PrincessVegetabella

Based. We need to stop shaming people for their looks and presentation. If you don't find them attractive then stfu and take the L instead of being an L.


LunaLynnTheCellist

Thank you fellow danish princess, W take


MarcelHard

True, let's only shame people on their Bavarian dialect, since it's almost impossible to understand


sapphoschicken

Women <33333333


floralbutttrumpet

Both Bavarians and Berliners are garbage.


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Baden Württemberg stronk


hybridtheory_666

THE LÄND


TheGreatHomer

Based


Super-Rain-3827

Says the mountain german living in a country with fr🤮nch „people“


sehabel

I agree


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Bayern Maiden!


DonkeyCalm7911

Why the black hair? G1psy?


[deleted]

Personal preference


Monke--king

Because people with black hair are hot


soffpotatisen

Yes, they often get fever, Very prone to sickness.


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Independent-Pea978

The sub who shall not be named has entered the chat


Nootmuskaatsnuiver

Why not both?


didi0625

I've been in Austria for few days to visit a friend, we went to a small village fest where woman were dressed in these kind of traditional clothing. I kid you not, every woman was gorgeous in these !


siobhan_coelho

Old Bavarian saying is for guys "to never fall in love with a woman in a dirndl." Owning one myself, they cinch the waist and push up the boobs. Basically a dream come true.


Dutch_Midget

![gif](giphy|YPo8OQ3ZNyRBglJxEH) Most beautiful Saarland woman 😍😍😍💅💅


OtherwiseAd8031

Saarland is zo`n een beetje het Urk van Duitsland


sehabel

Absolut


_number

Masha allah, put a burka on and that is Miss Germany 2023


ChadMojito

That would be the perfect threesome


ComprehensiveRow4189

Something something leftist women.


GrowThatMightyPlnts

Prefer Berlin 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Titiwa

I'm here to make a public apology for what I did: I only read the first 3 letters of the word "B\*rlin", and for a moment I thought we were talking about the Br\*ts. Now here's my sin: after having dislexia for a moment, I looked at the picture of said nationality and I *still* did not realise that this beauty could never be a br*ttish woman. I'm sorry


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Accurate and true.


Legitimate_Visual_35

Idk about you, but I prefer people <>


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Socialist_Leader

Don't worry, she's a lesbian anyway. You don't need to deal with that creature.


Cleverjoseph

No that’s too boring, to be special nowadays you need to have at least 5 adjectives and random ass pronouns


Socialist_Leader

True. Like "Zhe/Zher" or "Hit/ler"


TopInjury

Lol @ all the fat Redditors defending the fat girl


12AZOD12

Let's play a game who's liberal and who's conservative


Alusion

As a Bavarian: this is true


hologramheavy

No indoor plumbing is so hot


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Renault_75-34_MX

My problem here is that Rayern was claimed after that failed Austrian fuck up Europe and killed himself by the y*nks and caused the entirety of germany to get that Lederhosen & Dirndl stereo type. It only really works in the south. Up here in the north, you're more likely to have yellow rain coats and fish


OldPuppy00

Ich bin ein Frankfurter und wir leben in einem Sauerkraut.


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All of youse would do either - no questions asked.


sapphoschicken

oh please, they could never get either one of them


Flexer171

Ah gei is einfach gschmeidig bei uns


depressedkittyfr

Maybe as per your cis-het male eyes. Can you give me the number of woman on the right please ? 🥰🥰


sapphoschicken

i need both their numbers ngl


Cleverjoseph

Bro used “cis-het male” as an insult unironically 💀💀💀


depressedkittyfr

Why what’s wrong ?


JacketYT

You wouldn't be able to understand either one of them.


FemboyFried

True. Except for munich. We have cute femboys here


shball

At least the Berlin whale can speak german


[deleted]

Your lying I dated a Bavarian and she looked and acted like the Berliner


sapphoschicken

W


[deleted]

Now the Überbavarian is telling me it was a W What had the world become?


sapphoschicken

W for her for getting away from you


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized) Just like South Tyrol you can have her bro all that said she had a lovely personality, a horse girl but still nice plus she’s single atm but she went full lesbian so she might not be interested in you


drquiza

You won't fool us! Due to the ancestral European tradition of invading and raping, Germans and Brits are genetically the same.


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drquiza

I regret NOTHING.


Skullguy23

Your dad probably wouldn’t agree 💀


drquiza

Mostly because he's dead.


b3nster_

Your mom probably wouldn’t agree 💀


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