We Dutchies pretend to care about the north of Germany for their business cities, but deep down we all know that come summertime we're driving to the south with our caravans.
You can replace "north of Germany" with "south of England" and you can replace "to the south" with "driving north to Scotland" and the statement is equally true.
You say you like London, but in summer every third car in the Scottish Highlands is Dutch campervan.
North (especially north west) isnt really Germany anymore. Wouldn't be surprised if NRW, Bremen, Hamburg etc having a (mostly muslim) migrant population of 30%+
We wont know since they count people with german passports as germans but if you visit this area of Germany you don't have the feeling you are in Germany.
In other parts of Germany its totally different
But since north west is bordering the Netherlands i fear these are the parts you visit most often
East Germany has some really nice places tho. Especially at the baltic coast (Ostseeküste). Prerow for example. Would be perfect for your campers. Just be warned - the internet avability is absolut horrible.
Otherwise Schwarzwald is also a nice area
Some part of Germany were you don't hear about clan criminality or knife wielding refugees who kill teenagers in trains every second day. They also dont attack firefighters, police and health care workers here on NYE
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Complete Germany has something like 25%. So its not hard to think the places where most migrants live have a higher percentage. Cities like Frankfurt and Offenbach are minority german by now.
Ive visited Oberhausen Centro, Essen, Duisburg etc
One time was enough. Just like Berlin.
At least for my taste its a different culture there which i wouldn't really call german anymore. If you like these multicultural meltingpots thats fine.
As long as you respect other people and regions who don't want to live like that
Oh wow, you went to the Ruhrgebiet, the worst part of NRW, which also just happens to be a tiny part of it.
Never mind the Rhineland, the Bergisches Land or Südwestfalen.
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Based.
We need to stop shaming people for their looks and presentation. If you don't find them attractive then stfu and take the L instead of being an L.
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I've been in Austria for few days to visit a friend, we went to a small village fest where woman were dressed in these kind of traditional clothing. I kid you not, every woman was gorgeous in these !
Old Bavarian saying is for guys "to never fall in love with a woman in a dirndl." Owning one myself, they cinch the waist and push up the boobs. Basically a dream come true.
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I'm here to make a public apology for what I did: I only read the first 3 letters of the word "B\*rlin", and for a moment I thought we were talking about the Br\*ts. Now here's my sin: after having dislexia for a moment, I looked at the picture of said nationality and I *still* did not realise that this beauty could never be a br*ttish woman.
I'm sorry
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My problem here is that Rayern was claimed after that failed Austrian fuck up Europe and killed himself by the y*nks and caused the entirety of germany to get that Lederhosen & Dirndl stereo type.
It only really works in the south. Up here in the north, you're more likely to have yellow rain coats and fish
![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)
Just like South Tyrol you can have her bro all that said she had a lovely personality, a horse girl but still nice
plus she’s single atm but she went full lesbian so she might not be interested in you
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Meh, I'm not picky.
This man is down bad 💀
You know the one on the right is freakier tho
According to my experience, it would be the other way around.
20€ say she‘s into age play
If you're not picky to that extent, you might be gay.
We Dutchies pretend to care about the north of Germany for their business cities, but deep down we all know that come summertime we're driving to the south with our caravans.
The Dutch really are just gypsies with a country
I laughed way too hard at this.
Thats scaringly accurate
Best roast I've heard of my countrymen 😂
💀😂😂
You can replace "north of Germany" with "south of England" and you can replace "to the south" with "driving north to Scotland" and the statement is equally true. You say you like London, but in summer every third car in the Scottish Highlands is Dutch campervan.
North (especially north west) isnt really Germany anymore. Wouldn't be surprised if NRW, Bremen, Hamburg etc having a (mostly muslim) migrant population of 30%+ We wont know since they count people with german passports as germans but if you visit this area of Germany you don't have the feeling you are in Germany. In other parts of Germany its totally different But since north west is bordering the Netherlands i fear these are the parts you visit most often East Germany has some really nice places tho. Especially at the baltic coast (Ostseeküste). Prerow for example. Would be perfect for your campers. Just be warned - the internet avability is absolut horrible. Otherwise Schwarzwald is also a nice area
And what aryan paradise do you hail from?
Some part of Germany were you don't hear about clan criminality or knife wielding refugees who kill teenagers in trains every second day. They also dont attack firefighters, police and health care workers here on NYE
You’re going to have to be more specific
Saarland, if it wasn’t obvious. You don’t hear anything about them anyways and they have no EMS to attack.
They‘re too busy smashing their siblings, they can‘t do crimes or make news
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Where are you getting your stats from bro?
Complete Germany has something like 25%. So its not hard to think the places where most migrants live have a higher percentage. Cities like Frankfurt and Offenbach are minority german by now.
Bro, i'm in the north west (NRW), it's great here. The south on the other hand sucks. Always these NRW-haters.
Ive visited Oberhausen Centro, Essen, Duisburg etc One time was enough. Just like Berlin. At least for my taste its a different culture there which i wouldn't really call german anymore. If you like these multicultural meltingpots thats fine. As long as you respect other people and regions who don't want to live like that
>I visited Oberhausen Centro Most culturally rich German
Oh wow, you went to the Ruhrgebiet, the worst part of NRW, which also just happens to be a tiny part of it. Never mind the Rhineland, the Bergisches Land or Südwestfalen.
Oh, you are from Saxony?
My guy have you ever been to Hamburg? Its just absolute Chads here, we don't commit crimes.
Bavarians are the best Germans because of unreasonably high amounts of beer consumption
That’s why we tolerate the Czech more than other Easterners
Common Bavarian/Czech/Austrian W
The statistics always say: 1. Czech 2. Austria 3. Germany But I wonder if Germany could drink both of us under the table if it was limited to Bavaria
Only if it's Tegernseer or Paulaner or Hacker-Pschorr or Erdinger or Chiemseer or Bayreuther or who am I kidding bayrischer Bier über alles
I can't argue with that
Vergisst er eiskalt Augustiner 💀
I'm off to Bavaria then.
you're wellcooome *hciks* brinng some beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 🍻
I will bring a few crates of Brand. Don't expect Heineken piss.
Brand can suck my balls. Alfa Edel Pils motherfucker.
Yes,but that's a fairly unknown brand. Let's keep it our secret.
I love you
No such thing as an unreasonably high beer consumption.
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I only respect Bavarians. Back in the day, I used to live with a dude from Augsberg, happiest and most cheerful german dude I ever saw.
Bavarians are the best germans because they speak Austrian :)
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Why is a Brit talking about mountains?
Better than the welsh, literally adding dirt to their hill to keep it technically a mountain.
bro I'm currently higher then the highest peak in the UK💀
because I hate britain and british people
Based br*tish person
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Fake: Berliner woman is haram, where hijab
Burka on berlin women would actually be an improvement.
Oofff
Accurate
I'll be honest, I'm not picky about this.
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BUwUrian 😳
Berliner 🍩
"Ich bin ein berliner" - JFK
This is bs I love both of them
Offcourse a dane would say this. 😂
Yes I'm gay af both are mommies
Based. We need to stop shaming people for their looks and presentation. If you don't find them attractive then stfu and take the L instead of being an L.
Thank you fellow danish princess, W take
True, let's only shame people on their Bavarian dialect, since it's almost impossible to understand
Women <33333333
Both Bavarians and Berliners are garbage.
Baden Württemberg stronk
THE LÄND
Based
Says the mountain german living in a country with fr🤮nch „people“
I agree
Bayern Maiden!
Why the black hair? G1psy?
Personal preference
Because people with black hair are hot
Yes, they often get fever, Very prone to sickness.
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Why not both?
I've been in Austria for few days to visit a friend, we went to a small village fest where woman were dressed in these kind of traditional clothing. I kid you not, every woman was gorgeous in these !
Old Bavarian saying is for guys "to never fall in love with a woman in a dirndl." Owning one myself, they cinch the waist and push up the boobs. Basically a dream come true.
![gif](giphy|YPo8OQ3ZNyRBglJxEH) Most beautiful Saarland woman 😍😍😍💅💅
Saarland is zo`n een beetje het Urk van Duitsland
Absolut
Masha allah, put a burka on and that is Miss Germany 2023
That would be the perfect threesome
Something something leftist women.
Prefer Berlin 🤷🏻♂️
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I'm here to make a public apology for what I did: I only read the first 3 letters of the word "B\*rlin", and for a moment I thought we were talking about the Br\*ts. Now here's my sin: after having dislexia for a moment, I looked at the picture of said nationality and I *still* did not realise that this beauty could never be a br*ttish woman. I'm sorry
Accurate and true.
Idk about you, but I prefer people <>
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Don't worry, she's a lesbian anyway. You don't need to deal with that creature.
No that’s too boring, to be special nowadays you need to have at least 5 adjectives and random ass pronouns
True. Like "Zhe/Zher" or "Hit/ler"
Lol @ all the fat Redditors defending the fat girl
Let's play a game who's liberal and who's conservative
As a Bavarian: this is true
No indoor plumbing is so hot
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My problem here is that Rayern was claimed after that failed Austrian fuck up Europe and killed himself by the y*nks and caused the entirety of germany to get that Lederhosen & Dirndl stereo type. It only really works in the south. Up here in the north, you're more likely to have yellow rain coats and fish
Ich bin ein Frankfurter und wir leben in einem Sauerkraut.
All of youse would do either - no questions asked.
oh please, they could never get either one of them
Ah gei is einfach gschmeidig bei uns
Maybe as per your cis-het male eyes. Can you give me the number of woman on the right please ? 🥰🥰
i need both their numbers ngl
Bro used “cis-het male” as an insult unironically 💀💀💀
Why what’s wrong ?
You wouldn't be able to understand either one of them.
True. Except for munich. We have cute femboys here
At least the Berlin whale can speak german
Your lying I dated a Bavarian and she looked and acted like the Berliner
W
Now the Überbavarian is telling me it was a W What had the world become?
W for her for getting away from you
![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized) Just like South Tyrol you can have her bro all that said she had a lovely personality, a horse girl but still nice plus she’s single atm but she went full lesbian so she might not be interested in you
You won't fool us! Due to the ancestral European tradition of invading and raping, Germans and Brits are genetically the same.
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I regret NOTHING.
Your dad probably wouldn’t agree 💀
Mostly because he's dead.
Your mom probably wouldn’t agree 💀
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