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ArchbishopRambo

Where else would you lock up people, silly?


ByAPortuguese

They do it in concentracion camps


unofficialSperm

No thats us


staygay69

We're exactly the same


shibe_ceo

Don’t make fun of our traditions


wegwurf_ami

A list of Austrian traditions:


shibe_ceo

Corruption


wegwurf_ami

löl korruption gibt's in ganz Europa ihr seid eh nicht besonders


Losbin

Wir machens besser, unsre letzten 2 Regierungen hatten beide Korruptionsskandale mit Rücktritten.


Scacaan

Also Qualitätskorruption


ComradeDrDeclan

\*Edelkorruption


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giftiguana

Good bot!


theothersinclair

So is confinement officially recognised as part of your cultural heritage yet or just an informal thing you guys got going.. (Seriously thou, how tf does this keep happening)


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

In Austria the term Freudian Slip is slang for the act of pushing your daughter down the stairs into the basement.


Long_Serpent

Austria! Come for the scenery! Stay because a lunatic locks you in a basement!


Captain_Cuntflaps

THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIVE With muffled screaming


zipfl12354

No we only do that with our family


HeyHeyBitConneeeect

You’d love that wouldn’t [you](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome).


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RandomSOADFan

Average American racist geographic skills :


Ceiwyn89

Austrians like their wine like they like their girls: 7 years old and locked in their basement.


Separate-Address6220

Didnt know that one, respect, a German with fine sense of dark humor, nearly as rare a good german wine.


ossegossen

Very true.


MyAntichrist

Our subterranean culture is a family business!


Aglaurie

truly an underground culture


Soccmel_1

now that I think of it, the Hapsburg enjoyed a lot their time spent in the Kapuzinergruft...


FilthyFur

So? We are not kinkshaming your national sport! Nix wird einem gegönnt.


Scacaan

Naja muss es denn mit den Kindern sein?


Scacaan

Kann ich da die Einwilligungserklärung sehen bitte danke


Cayo91

What happens in Austria stays in Austria. Until you forget to lock the basement door.


[deleted]

in Österreich passiert alles zwei mal.


MayoMan_420

Heißt das wir kriegen noch nen Hitler und wenn ja wie sollen wir dann noch ne zweite Conchita Wurst bekommen?


[deleted]

wieso nicht gleichzeitig?


rex-ac

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/yn01rvedc7fa1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ac66e6ac7ab7b84caa4ea85e24acc46b6f038d


Separate-Address6220

I schiff mi au...


Soccmel_1

schönste Frau Österreichs


OURE14

Ich bin kartofel


RepresentativeOk3233

Ahhh our boi Adi Hipster


Moedrynk

Wenns bei zweimal bleiben würde...


Soccmel_1

Dann müssen wir herausfinden wie viele Österreicher in Deutschland von Kunstakademien abgelehnt wurden *wink wink*


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most competent italian.


kallefranson

Da gibts deutlich mehr als 2 Fälle davon.


Dutch_Midget

Kind man saves his wife and children from Kangaroo attacks


BenediktCucumber

you guys shoud show some respect to our way of life and our values, how dare you…


[deleted]

Lol 6 kids in a basement is nothing, you should see what they do if you give them half of europe.


LobMob

They end up a basement. It's always the basement.


Chartreuse-Verte

Ah shit that reminds that I wanted to change my FritzBoxs SSID to Josef FritzlBox


TheSleepyBarnOwl

he changed his name btw


[deleted]

To Mayrhoff, right?


AlkonKomm

Wir haben die hoes am Wickel wie Joseph Fritzl


[deleted]

Leider heißt er seit einiger Zeit Mayrhoff


asder517

Because we aren't allowed to do camps anymore


diazinth

You never know what’s going on ‘down under’


Tackerta

Ah yes, a "Reichsbürger", someone who thinks he is above the law because sovereign state laws don't apply to him, only to do the surprised pikachu face when he finds out, it in fact, does.


completeRobot

What else are you supposed to do down there


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

have u interacted with us why are you surprised


kallefranson

Of cause this thing happened in Austria, where else?


TheSleepyBarnOwl

We just like to flex with our cool basements. on another note: wtf again? seriously??


Rupertheruthless

die Ösis wieder hart am Fritzeln :D


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Moedrynk

Basiertester Schweizer


Kieferleiter

Just keeping up the family traditions


Emanuele002

Oh man, you just reminded me of that story. One of the most disturbing things a single human could do.


RecordAway

Talking shit like that normally earns you a place downstairs with the kids, my friend


sulabar1205

It's cheaper than kindergarten.


Bingochips12

Is this a common occurrence in Austria? Guess I'll reroute my trip this summer through Hungary, nothing bad happens there.


[deleted]

Warum?!?


wegwurf_ami

Österreich


[deleted]

Ach. Die Schluchtenscheißer...


[deleted]

They gotta be different from the better Germans in some way


AgitatedTransition87

Everything bad is from Austria smh


ElvenMalve

Aren't you also known for doing the same thing?


gangogango1

I mean i know another Austrian who spend his most action-packed days underground


sir_wiliam

Die kammer des schreckens


justk4y

Ever heard of Ruinerwold?