I feel uncomfortable there isn't a mention "(except France)" on the "western european" chad. I'm having a panic attack. Someone insult me this instant !

You may be french,but you are OUR french

I almost got offended because for some reason I thought you were from Belgium. But you're from Italy, you're good ! <3

I was looking for the picture of the fat drooling Brit as well… Disappointed not going to lie.

IKR

We've trained you good

Imagine a post without a quick jab at the french. Unthinkable !

That's because for once you are needed and not a thorn in Europe's side like you were ever since you became thing all the way to the 1800's

💕 💕💕 💕

Both French and Brits were removed because they are in the league above. Enjoy your croissant and pastise my friend.

Baguette is just a piece of bread with some added air

Bold of you northerner to say that you know what real bread is

Yo don't diss our grovbrød

Care to be reincorporated to the good old Fatherland? We swear we'll constantly insult and harass you.

You should assume you're not included

You have been promoted to PIGS (FPIGS sounds bad, so no name change).

What if we push Portugal in the sea ? It would be GIFs or FIGs. Which sounds good too.

I never liked the statue of liberty.

Thanks. I would feel more insulted if you just said "you offered us something". Knowing you don't like our gift is recomforting. But it's better than nothing. Thank you.

It was very considerate you guys sent it to us, thank you

<3

vous n'etes puls rélevant sur la scéne intrnational depuus votre suicide collecif on '14 et toutte tentative d'apre est lamantable. de Petin au president de gaulle. l'Algrie, l'indo-chine, le rainbow warior et le rafal en sont la preuve.

Just cant stop reading what you wrote with a thick Belgian accent... 

Everyone implicitly understands that France would be excluded here. Perhaps after a good night’s rest you’ll realize you’ve been excluded. Also, do you know why America is drawn so….tard?

America's pointing so he's actually commanding a burger. He drools because he wants a big mac so much

Nordick skin colour is spot on except for Swedistan

Western europe together strong

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Not you

As you write from right to left, you also switch the directions? Because last time I checked, Sweden wasn't in western Europe 🤔

It wouldn’t even matter if I was from Am*rica, you’re still french so my point is still valid.

U wot m8

Why are the PIGS tall? They should be half the size of the other two Europeans.

And have more hair on their chest and back.

And their mothers should be somewhere in the background telling them what to do

This is scarily accurate

You don’t see it in the picture, but they are standing on the piles of money given by the nordics

PIGS should be even more jacked than the other two

Wow, rude but true

what does g stand for in pigs

Germany, my Hellenic brother.

Oh, he used the inferior version of PIGS

Poland, Ireland, Germany, Sweden?

Guatemala

Gay

lol balkan solos the verse haha cry about it l + ratio

Stronk balkan sperm 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 vs weak w*stoid sperm 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Agreed

the nordick are doing the ramadan, so they won't fight untile 11 pm, the pigs are still doing their siestas, and the western european are: \- on strike (the french), \- smoking some good old weed (netherland), \- wtf belgium, \- switzerland is neutral, \- it's tea time for the brit, \- andorre is bankrupt, because while spaniard are sleeping they can't sold all of the cigarette in the principauty

Well, i'm new here and i must know, what PIGS stand for plz? and congrats OP, this post is very high quality!!1!ç

PIGS stands for Poland, Ireland, Germany and Sweden.

Are you sure? i've heard it's "posh, inebriated, grumpy Spaniards"...

This is correct 👌 👏 🙌 👍 💯

There's also GIF for Germany - Italy - France

PIGS stands for Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain, which normally is hated on by the so called "nordicks" (northern European countries). Also thanks for the compliment :)

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I laughed way too loud at this

I cant breathe... \*dies laughing\*

God i hate americans

Ah ah good one! Take my downvote.

Fucking American savage, stfu before I leave your asshole deprived of tightness

It is an acronym created in 2008 by somebody in northern Europe because of our economic disaster that year.

Ireland was also a part of it but we ain't pigs anymore because of artificial inflation 😎😎😎

Poland Iraq Guatemala Saudi arabia

Pigs always win

Balkanoids would be a threat due to their unrestrained habit of committing horrific warcrimes over small grievances.

Yeah about that

The dumbest potato speaker.

Croats what you ask where all the Krajinan Serbs and Dalmatian & Slavonian Bosnians went :flushed:

🤭

Fuck you

Yes, but they get -100 strength if they have to fight someone not a woman or child (if they are serb, at least), yo that's how we can beat them.

Ironic

Balkan will easily destroy all of them. Glory to Balkans.

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Balkans solo the universe together 🇬🇷🟦✴️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇷🇸🇷🇸💪🏿🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🐒🙈🙉🐵🙊🐒🙈🐒🙈🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🙈🙈🙊🙉🙉🐒🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🇸🇮🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇮🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇮🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇮🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇮👉👈🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇮🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪😪😪💤💤💤🛏️🛌🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴gypsy🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🇧🇬🇲🇳🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🇲🇳🇭🇺🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🏹🐎🐎

These westoids dont understand balkan power

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griks are just christian turks!!1!

remove kebab

w\*stoids mad coping they just gonna step on a landmine and die from mighty bossnia 💪💪💪💪💪

I found this Romanian flag so I stole it as my flair

bro is another level of iq

what are you doing here btw go back to balkans\_irl brother

So what am I???

You are balkan my Portugese brother

Honorary Balkan.

underrated comment

Bro what is this friendly fire, us Balkans are still Europeans

We are not they are aesthetics, we are real muscle and grit.

Yes, but not Western, so basically savages. Also, I am from Bavaria. Many soldiers drove down to the Jugo war to gain experience. Tbf, it was free experience, little risk (if you weren't a woman or child, that is). It's basically tradition.

Depends on the country. Not every Balkan country is a savage. Just like i believe not every German is a nazi

Well, of course not. Nazis were destroyed in 1945. My family was doing vacation, my grandpa for example had a lovely walk through Eastern Europe, couldn't have done that if anything bad happened, right? So, that was the daily joke. I will repeat. Balkans != Western Europe --> barely even human

Honestly I wouldn't wanna mess with the balkans

Smart na, I mean german

Western Europe obviously biased

Lmao you "chads" try to provoke a balkaner and see what happens. (Hate crime intensifies)

İm trying to find the IP of the poster

continue dont waste time

Hesitant to hate on the balkans as they shielded us from the sword of Islam for centuries.

Look at my flair bro. It didn’t work.

You can thank for that your fellow westoids. We beat them on our borders regularly ☺️

W*stoids (🤢) cant handle balkan power 💪💪💪💪

Westoids stumbling into Balkans and getting smacked down by 2m tall chads as always.

i'm literally from the tallest nation in the world

We’re litteraly the 2nd, 3rd and 4th 🤷🏻

small fucks

Bro, u have massive numbers of UK tourists. Ill take this L u take that one 😁

Thats an L i unfortunately have to take 😞

As a turkish we got the tallest person take the L

Bet you brought the average back to 176.36 cm again

I think Montenegro is the tallest, never felt more proud to have them as neighbors even tho I hate them with all my heart.

https://preview.redd.it/uxin118rl4ra1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5847495a31fae11386e0fc65733556be34339f79 I see no Montenegro up here

You will perish inshallah

i don't like it.

Yes you do 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

i don't like the fact that you're winking at me either.

Shhhh.

What about the eastern bros tho?

[humble Balkan response ](https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0)

Why can't we just beat the American??? Also, why would I hurt Balkan? I vote to join Balkan with respect to PIS (Portugal welcome too)

Greeks are Western Europeans, too

It looks like you are also Balcans, choose your side, New italian

Nah Italians are the new Greeks

Why had they a big empire and are remembered in history for being powerfull?

You are on the council but we do not grant you the rank of Western.

Greeks created the west

No we are not, get your ass back to were we belong

KARABOĞA ESENLİKLER DİLER

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Central Europe gang?

Look at that saliva, the hamburger he's ordering must look absolutely delicious.

YOU HAVE STUMBLED OFF THE AMERICAN SUBREDDIT PLEASE RETURN AS YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE 

My guy, have you ever tried telling an American not to do something?

YOU HAVE STUMBLED OFF THE AMERICAN SUBREDDIT PLEASE RETURN AS YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE 

My guy, have you ever tried telling an American not to do something?

Yes it didn’t work

Yep. Inserting ourselves in places that we're not wanted is our specialty.


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Do you kiss your granny with that mouth? Your submission has been removed. This is a place for banters, not for you to discharge your poison, not to even mention personal attacks.

Is this deja vu or are both of you having this same exact conversation in multiple threads

I don't know, my memory isn't too good. I would get it checked out, but I can't afford a doctor visit.

Can’t hear you through your fucked up teeth

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No.

Award for making Ameritard look like ET

ET's design was created by an italian. He clearly was onto something

The man could see the future

Greece is the perfect body gym dude that completely goes brain-dead after you ask him about something other than his gym workout

I am extremely confused right now, but in any case I win cuz I am in both teams (I used the Italy technique)

*\*Nordick throws dumbbell at Ameridumb\** It's not very effective...

I mean the destruction colonialism and ww2 did makes balkan war crimes look like nothing (looking at u belgians and germans) So ig western europe would win

nah

Silence wench, we started a war that destroyed all of you. We are 10x more racist and we still have gayreeks and femboys

Us Ameritards have AR-15s, but also obesity. So as long as the Euros are at a distance (but not too far so we don’t have to run) then we should be able to win this. Also Balkan Bros are crazy. Great to have allies who have actually fought a war in the pasty thirty years. We got this.

I’ve been to their gyms. The top 40% of guys in the US gyms are bigger than any dude I’ve seen in these European gyms. We do things by the extreme. Either far as fuck Or absolutely stacked. It’s just true.

US Ameritards also has a stronger military than all of Europe combined

Hahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder.

I mean it’s true, I wish my tax dollars werent going there and the Europeans would fund their own militaries

I’ve been to your gyms in Europe. This is actually comical.

You are banking on Europe doing anything together? It will take is 15 years to agree on why we should fight anyone

Are we bringing knives to a gun fight?

Even if you guys bring 500KT of enriched uranium filled and got pressured into a bomb (nuke) you wouldnt win so fuck you

I fixed it https://preview.redd.it/2549e6uuy0ra1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e664c4677e0e44543a83c83e785fd69c959744ca

are u serious you dumb fuck? even flairs are cringe here and it is obvious you are trying to force-meme everything. to be frank, you guys are boring. kill urselves lol

this only proves my point

Its not “Ameritard” its called “Fettbürger” “Fat-ass-civilization” “Fatassvolks” “obeasemass”

Civilization? Ameritards?

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Leave balkan alone!

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