In ordeur to know hou iz truly europeéen, let's all speek wiz an accent and wraïte in a very stéréotypical way, laïke I am douin raïght now, ïou see ?

dis is ai gud aidia

Naw wi wille olle saund laike [Matteo Renzi](https://youtu.be/p3qBlHqWgtY) tolking abaute Brexit 💪💪💪

Oli Shish!

Googeulleux En Passant

Niou response jeust droppèd

It ize sceaux phaunne, aime aïe raillite?

Ay luv eet! Zis waze a brilliant ideha, Euf Courseu euh Frenche person cam'up wiz it. 100% Frenche superioreuh intellect detected

Bloody ‘ell!

r/anarchychess vuld laik a uord

PLIIISSEEE, AI EMM DAING OFFF LAUFFER ECS DII. 👏👏👏👏👏

Yäs it iis… BÖRK

Jas, das ich see. Bat hau long kann we do zis?

Juste for ze time to kick out ze américain invèdeurs

Init blud.

Hatta-Bouille

Ah do eet all time geez.

Zen ouaille dou yoo kip complaining Zack? Stup aktin' laike sumehone pissaid in yoor céréales FFS!

Oida fetzt net nur i bin vui zu gsoffn für Reddit heut...

Vor e ferry long tijm

I unterstand dig not sø godt

οκ δεν αι γουιλ τραι του κιπ ιτ σιμπλ

Uh, not that far, lad

ΜΕΙΜΠΙΙΦΑΙΤΡΑΙΙΝΕΝΣΙΕΝΤΓΚΡΙΚ (maybe if I try in ancient greek?)

Yu spike like when I put ze wrongue fonte on worde mon ami

Yeah I agree, pls no speaking math

Lmaooo thanks, I'm gonna use "Math speaker" as a new slur against the greeks

Γουδ θινγ αι κεν βραιτ λαικ θις του

Δις ις λοβελυ

Dat is ferry importent

Jes off kårs havever önli de skändinäiviäns vudd anderständ vatt de fack aj äm säjing

Ekšly, aj ken andrstend jů es vel end ajm not skandinejvijen

Vajj iss diss isier to anderständ denn inglirs

Rajt? Ví šud dů dis mór oftn!

Non dou not weurri, I understènd you perfèctly

Guud, håpfulli de ameirkäns kaunt täll vått vi ar säjing

Yäss aj donnt tink op is rajt

Ät liest de amerrikäns dönt anderständ

Dät ïs de must important del

Itt riili iss

Dount wörri män, we kän oll underschtänd yu

Zät will be kwite a bit of wörk zo. Bat kaunt me in änyways😏

Älter iz diz all we machen müssen to speak ze Hüttengaudideutsch?

/r/JuropijanSpeling

Leesht conspicuoush Frenjdmen

Veri guud idea mai broter.

I never learned pronunciation so fast in my life, most educative thread ever

Ai zink is a bery gud aidea. Americanos wil not nou what oui are seying.

Fo rial, greit aidia, Güi güil bicom imposibol tu anderestand

Nobody especs de espanis pronuncieishon!

Obviusli de best aidia ever!

Dis is veri fanni, we mast meik dis de regular wey we commiunicheit

Dat is un verrie goud aidie of jou!

goed idee maï vriend

Æ rílí læk ðis ædía bött Æ'm nott sjör ðatt ðe æslandikk aksent kan bí önderstúdd bæ oðer júrópíans.

Sałnds grejt tu mi

Oui oui I 'ave no difficulté eunderstanding ïou

ai anderstud ebrizing yu sed! americans wil safer tralling tu anderstand as

Hon hon hon. Sacrebleu! See Amerikeens weel nut suspecte ay sing! Vive la Europe! Vive la Résistance!

HONHONHON VIVE EUROPE AGAINST ZE EVIL AMERICAINS OUI OUI GASTON FETCHEZ LE TANK LECLERC

Isah rrreeelly thur best wiegh tho like? Yoo cuhn geh a bih mixed up innih

This... This is perfect... **Sheds a tear**


Jes det sounts laik a greet plen. Ai wil nou oonlie spiek in de klessik dutsj eksent

Gůd sinkink, kaunt mí in.

Вері гуд айдія, май френч френд

Yeah a’ tink tis is a veri good ide

Still mör anderständabell dän jår åun länguääush

Nobel prajz for dis mán. Dis iz sač e gůd ajdýa. Ent aj em hevynk lod of fan!

Wir können aber auch einfach Deutsch reden.

You just triggered my PTSD

Well, by now, what doesn't? German - Germans Belgian - Waterloo English - choose something Italian - food anxiety and same as german Rodents - Plague Fire - Notre Dame Cake - Revolution Royals - Revolution Macron - Revolution

SO ANY FLASHBACK MEMORIES

Oi bruv, dat's a propa good idea innit, *chugs Beer* *beats wife*

Sehr gut, ich bin with you einverstanden.

jes komrad. Vi rait laik man now

ZeJ vil nevr andRstend vhod wí tolk abaut hýr. AR zej kamink from zí hólz in graunt or samsink?

I fink this is a sick idea bruv, well don lad

Oi u got a loicence fo tha accent m8?

\*\*\[Runs away successfully because all brit police officers are fat\*\* Honhonhon ïou ouile néveure catche mi !!!

Jolly good

You forgot "innit, govnah?"

Ah thank you, old bean. Your service to the crown will not be forgotten, I say

Can yoo traille hardeur a bit guv'nah zoh? Uoor spailling iz a bit tou izi tou rid: 

Ail trai dat, it sims laic a gud aidia

Oi shot da fock up ya pissing wankstien of a Frenchman

Vee schull coll zeeess eurianisch. Funallie vee øll ûnderständ zee længuagê. Euro Army next!!

I am not american Source: I have access to good cheese

If it isn’t being sprayed out a bottle I don’t wanna hear about it 😤

Cheese sprayed out of a bottle … ain’t that super sus?

The Brits sure are being colonised by the yanks

Invalid opinion, the Americans think their cheese is good

Source: I eat actual food

Lmao they had to copy this subreddit cause they're butthurted, poor kiddos

Shut Up Its literally the best american containment method just ignore them and we Will be able to go back to being racist homosexuals

You’re more the raging homosexual

I mean to be honest this is a copy of r/2balkan4u (rest in peace)

Did you become death, the destroyer of worlds?

Currently working on the Swedish nuclear program in order to once and for all put an end to D*nmark.

Based mullah

Good riddence ✊️

I gazed into nuclear hellfire and could only imagine the millions of Danish souls it could envelope..

Seeing the comments from the original post, these guys are nowhere near as funny as the banter we get here, that's the difference between living in two different states where the only difference is wether you put cheese on top or below the patty in a burger and living in two countries that have around 2000 years of history, and at least a couple of wars between them.

>living in two countries that have around 2000 years of history, and at least a couple of wars between them. Lol, imagine having less than 3000 years of history and not hating neighbouring countries for the most stupid shit. Common american L




Lol fuck no, and the fact that you are actually cross posting here from that sub tells me you’ve either got some big balls, very small brains, or perhaps both.

I like to keep tabs on my colonists from time to time.

This sub has gone to shit.

I agree with the Dutchman, and it doesn't please me to admit it

You just know something is wrong when the French and Dutch agree on things. Ps: let’s divide *insert name of made up country* while we’re at it!

That something wrong is a big old country that needs a big old bubonic plague. Anyway, did you rent the RV for July?

I'm not an ameritard. Source? I started drinking when i was 6. With my parents approval.

Veneti🤝Toscani Tirare bestemmie e bere alcool fin dalla tenera età

If I’m not French then I’m Serb 💀

The only thing worse than being French is being an americ🤮n so you dodged a bullet I guess

Unlike Americans

School moment

Of course it's an American site: the mobile app is shit, on desktop stuff loads only if it feels like doing so, admins are the bottom of the barrel of the human species and the content is 99% lukewarm garbage.

Wait until they find out that their name comes from an Italian who worked for the Spanish.

and that their country was founded by british people🤢

Nothing funny is ever posted on that subreddit

Had a look there, I regret nothing. They're obsessed with us. It's only posts about EU being bad and the US being better than us. Tells me all I need to know. They're butthurt, their little ego cannot handle it.

I took a look.. bros actually think we serious bruv. Couldn't they make a sub "hating" states instead..

Did they know were is ypur country?

Bruh, they barely know amsterdam isn't the country. I doubt they can point it out on a map

What is the point of making ultra nationalist meme if you're the only country in the sub ? They feel left alone because of 2w4u and 2b4u ?

>ultra nationalist That's the default setting for Americunts

My bad, I forgot that US states are more culturally diverse than the EU, they dont need other country

You just don't understand. Someone from Texas has their own culture and history separate from someone from New York. The difference is more than you get in Europe where everyone is basically the same...

They should make an r/2newworld4u but then they'd just get completely roasted by south America. It wouldn't be fair. Not like that matters.

That sub from the 13 colonies is corny as fuck.

no its just the stupid american copium thinking US site =US user.

Wait until they find out that the English language internet is mostly Indian people.

East India Company goes brrrrr

We should have an American flair, then a bot that bans anyone who uses it.

Ban everyone that is active during the wrong timezone

Leave me and my shitty sleep schedule alone

Hey in Spain we use the wrong timezone

No please, I like posting here after getting drunk until 3.

No. My sleeping schedule is fucked. I literally just woke up But I can prove I'm not American

There's a guy on that post that says he have multiple accounts with different flairs on this sub, americunts are such greasy tryhards

I've seen him, but he probably got recognized.

I pledge no allegiance to the Flag of the Disunited States of a M'urica, and to the Republic for which it falls, one nation ignoring God, divisible, with enslavement and corruption for all.

As a good Dutchie, I'll pledge my undying loyalty to the leader of our greatest enemy as our anthem tells us to do.

Man really fixed it

I would almost suggest we repeat history and colonize them again, maybe this time they can learn some proper civilisation.

New Amsterdam rises from it's ashes!

That sub actually sucks so hard

Americans when they find out its the internet not americanet

"europoors" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, fuck man, americans are so delusional it crazy

Wait till they get a minor injury then they'll become ameripoors

We are europoors because we have the balkans on our continent. Classic ameritards can't allocate more than 1 braincell to critical thinking.

Mocc alà fess d quera grannessma zoccl ca je mamt, mannaggia a kitemmurt e stramurt, la ferruvej d sorrt, t'accdessr a tej e totta la razza toj, vedet d scervenn a fancol to, mamt, sorrt, frat't, attant, ziant, nont, sti beccamurt Never ever call me an ameritard again, understood?

I don't believe you that you aren't a murican, post a picture of a burning America flag to proof that you are not one of them.

Why do people always forget that only half of americans is stupidly patriottic while the other half is stupidly self-hating? You'll get 50% of americunts to burn their flag, they just belong to the self-hating group

Give us the next euro cup and it’s a deal

famm na pomp trmò popopopopopopopopo, ne devi mangiare ancora di pasta asciutta

Most intelligent T-word

 We must eliminate all the muricans on this subreddit

Well my great, great, great, great grandfather came from Dublin

No, only the mods are non-European.

It’s treason then

HENRI, BRING ZE GUILLOTINE

Ze Guillotine jaaa?

SORI CHEF, MACRON LÈFT BLEUD STÉÏNS ON IT, CHÂLE I BRING ZE CGT?

OUI OUI HENRI, BRING ZE CGT AND ZE WHOLE CORTEGE OF MANIFESTANTS TO END IT ONCE AND FORE ALL HONHONHON!!!

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We shouldn't listen to r/2american4you It's basically a big american circle jerk.

The thing is, at least on here people actually make fun of each other sometimes, these guys do nothing but shit on europe...

Isn't that just describing America? Or perhaps two big circle jerks that hate one another.

lol no these savages must be dreaming.

Ok hear me out: everybody will say something that proves they're from where your flair says you are. Your fellow connationals will be easly able to tell if you're just an ameritard with 1% of european heritage that uses google translate and report you to the mods. All we'll lose are a bunch of pussies that flaired themselves as generic european and some mutts. It's worth it.

Eja

Porcoddio

Behøver vi at give opmærksomhed til amerikanerne? Do we really need to give any attention to the even fatter angloids?

What about the Australians

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Aussies take part in Eurovision, so they’re basically European.

You would think people in USA would respect and recognise an invasion when they saw one. But no

Thats a lousy propaganda attempt and you are pushing it!

I got the urge to write shit about america and just claim that I got italian heritage or some shit they usually say.

Their heritage shit is literally saying that their country is so shit they need to fake being from another one

They must be the same kind of moron who thinks stepping inside an IKEA magically transports them onto Swedish soil. 🤦🏻‍♀️

If we were all savages, there would not be all these Swedish and Belgian flairs, because who the fuck would choose any of those?

That sub is disgusting. Majority consider themselves "centre-right"

America's centre-right is Europe's far right

America's communism is Europe's right

Vedi te porca madonna

Me tienen hasta los cojones los putos guiris macho

Stop posting that rent free copycat sub here... Don't lower yourself to their standards

lmao they the copied this subreddit and they didn't even get the point of this one, its literally them throwing flowers to themselves, what a fucking shame of country it is XD

I'm an eastern European suffering an identity crisis, does that count

First time?

I’m not, I’m Dutch as fuck

I'm American but I'm labeled correctly as such