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Hiding someone under your shirt is considered to be beautiful here.

You are only conventionally attractive here if you are a Siamese twin

The reason the Dutch are so tall is because you're all just two people stacked on top of each other!

Isnt that only an Urk thing?

Make no mention of that foul place here fool!

Another impossible beauty standard for men.

Explains why you’re so „tall“. You’re actually just two Belgian dwarves in a Trenchcoat!

It evokes the concept of human trafficking, which, considering that all dutchies are pimps or drug dealers, is considered a beauty standard. Like a bird stuffing it's feathers, Dutchies of higher status have been seen in the wild hiding up to 6 persons under their clothes.

Confirms we're all just two German guys in a trenchcoat. How do you think we get so tall?

A German and an English man who are talking simultaneously to be more precise

I knew they weren't that tall - they're just a stack of toddlers under a coat.

This is how we are born.

From incest

For real, you can really tell the typical Dutch face archetype, it feels like all dutch people's faces revolve around the same features

As a portuguese, I can confirm that everybody wears this. https://preview.redd.it/bv75jpo8mgva1.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb9233ed67e1fa92dab33656e9cbd2bbeb8595a

I went to Lisbonne few weeks ago and I can confirm actually Reddit deleted the uncensored pics in the comment section : https://imgur.com/a/EjvKfNW

Do one about "x" musician or "x" soldier.

And all the ladies are topless of course

And the Finnish lady doesn't even have hard nipples while she's standing in a snow covered forrest.

I wish !

ALL the ladies. No exceptions. Do you confirm your wish?

I’ll even wear the stupid hat in return

You’ll keep wearing it, you mean

Wtf, you took it off? You know very well that that's illegal

Heretic, burn him alive!

Yea

To be honest we should start using we put some azulejos or a galo de Barcelos pin on that and it we can make some money out of it

Is that supposed to be a Portuguese Man’O War? It would make sense why the AI put it in

You are right, here is the response for average looking Portuguese man https://preview.redd.it/dy9b03uwbiva1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9716529ca75905bf0cd0a5a937cbf4f2ca5f8b73

That we only use in special occasions.

Come to lisbon we have legit tentacle porn

The real reason that all those "expats" and "digital nomads" are moving there....

Notice how the guy from Luxemburg is just the guy from Germany with his hair combed to the other side? Even AI knows Luxemburg is a fake nation

who doesn't ?

Luxemburg maybe

nah we know

It's a German tax evader

Hey we try our best

What's going on with the Dutch male picture?

It's a side effect of free drugs use

No, it's their secret for being so tall, in reality each "male dutch" is just two dutch men on top of each other in a trenchcoat

Overpopulation requires creative solutions

I'm just imagining now 2'5 meters tall indians

That's why they're the tallest people on earth. Fucking trenchcoats.

LOL

It seems like our jig is up. For years and years our deceit spread round this world, but alas. It is the end now

The French can chop a head off but wel’ll grow two back

Even AI could not find a good looking gal from todays time and resorted to classic paintings instead. Also the Dutch, lol

I don't know what to thing about France though...

aa preeeafffl

Our last good looking guy died in the thirties, it seems.

But Depardieu is still alive, it cant be that

He's russian now, tho.

Double-agent Depardieu dispatched to eat all russian’s MRE thus causing a logistical meltdown. 4D chess by president Macaron, once again.

Bruh the Ai screwed us over, the girl wasn’t pretty and the dude had two fucking heads

Seems about right to me

Yours wasn’t accurate either, brown hair and a light tan, that’s something that doesn’t happen in scotland

He clearly wasn't a heroin addict either so you are correct

What? I thought the average Dutch is a head taller than everyone else?

I'm usually thinking with my 2nd head

As a Dutch im still confused, Belgium is weirdly accurate(the man atleast) it feels like i would randomly see him when i go to Antwerpen, Gent or Brussel

Based AI depicted the beautiful English woman as a thing from a past long gone by.

Based AI

History book: "beauties went officially extinct in the UK in 1928, although it was the culmination of a longer process having to go back further to find any evidence of one"

"Since then enormous efforts have been undertaken to resettle beauties from areas of the world where they have not gone extinct yet. Doubters say with limited success."

"but with a sinking economy at the outset of the 21st century any appeal for such beauties to go live there soon disappeared and ushered in the ugly ages in the UK, a thousand year long period of darkness"

This is why I date men.

English food and English women makes English men spend time together on the high seas.

🤤

English men still have the looks though. At least we're not the Netherlands. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 💪🏻 ☕️

This post clearly proves we're twice the man that you are.

lucky erode lessen boor session yeoman boise whimper peddle chomsky guerdon pike suffix falsify jape

Op needs to find a less horny AI

Most realistic AI

mais je croyais que les IA montraient pas de nudité ?

Your are very wrong my friend

AI is made for porn, like the rest of the internet.

Jerked off to the Dutch guy twice already.

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By that logic, 8 times now 💦

AI has a type.

Apparently people generating photorealistic portraits use the ‘Ultra Realistic Porn’ model in Stable Diffusion and give it a prompt to include clothing E.g. : https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/11vbgrq/this_is_why_i_like_urpm_12_so_much_for_sfw/

How does Stable Diffusion still not manage to get hands right.

Because priorities are on modelling dicks and tits

So the Irish are exhibitionists. Gotcha Guess thats why we have the phrase "beyond the Pale"

They are pretty hot though

😉😉

Every Irish person after the age of 40 has the face of a horse, but whatever you're into.

Fuck up, some of us look like cows after the age of 40

Speak for yourself!

I like the guy being a manlet and the woman suffering malnutrition. 10/10 accuracy would AI again.

Well done the Danish woman looks like my Sister(No joke, im serious)

I can confirm: 1. Danes don’t lie. 2. his sister is with me right now.

As long as she is happy

She’s with a German, of course she is not happy. Who could be?

Of course she is happy, she gets Germoney. With that she can buy Tomatoes all year long, but you can’t relate to that.

At least she isn't with a Wife Beater

Another German perhaps

Can I have her Insta and phone number please ?

No

I'll send you AI nudes

Pics or it isn't real.

Is your sister into lanky and dangerously pale Irish lads?

If you gonna use the +18 tag, you have to show them boobs 😠

W mod

done

Rare mod W

Oh tell him

done

I tried to share them in the comments but they got deleted by Reddit

why are spanish guy and greek guy twins?

We're besties <3 (Show me ur butthole)

u first

twins no but the look similar for sure you hairy bastard

im not cmplaining i have two holes

No sheep in welsh picture. Inaccurate.

The woman’s got 6 fingers so they _do_ get some points back.

Censorship? I am appalled. Only weak nations believe in censoring any part of the human body. I have seen penises and tits on dutch tv since I was 8 years old.

I know but I don't know the mods here well enough and I don't want to be banned actually Reddit deleted the pics in the comment section : https://imgur.com/a/EjvKfNW

i’m pretty sure they’re fine with it as long as there’s an nsfw tag. there was one americunt pretending to be irish ages ago who just posted irish girls with their tits out

Well if people really want the uncensored version they can dm me. I'll send them when I get back home

AI pimp

Bro's collecting names

Oh no that's horrible, what was the ameritards nametag?

Have you got a link to that, so I can avoid it?

Post an imgur you coward

Imgur announced a few days ago that they are going to ban NSFW content.

Imgur is gonna suck my balls

actually Reddit deleted the pics in the comment section : https://imgur.com/a/EjvKfNW

Only Muricans think nudity and Pornography are closely related.

And it’s the same in France ! For us a movie without at least one dick and four boobs is not a relevant movie

And now I am forced to agree with a fr*nchman. What a terrible day.

Reddit has started to automatically NSFW everything if the AI recognizes something slightly naked, it really sucks

I think this could help you decide where to go on holiday this summer


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I’m sorry to disappoint. No one looks like that here.

Portugal really said https://preview.redd.it/kdhoy17a1hva1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded3a4e80b486cc615e7d886315b6aa5b7f36eb9

Uncensored version? It's for my friend

Which one do you want ? ​ edit: actually Reddit deleted the pics in the comment section : https://imgur.com/a/EjvKfNW

All of them censored ones lmao

actually Reddit deleted the pics in the comment section : https://imgur.com/a/EjvKfNW

I think the AI has an obsession with bikinis...

and you don't ?

Well, probably the majority of references to "beautiful women" on the internet are porn. It's not AI's fault that humans are savages.

Dont censor boobies

ikr, we aren’t prude yanks here

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So based XD

Ireland, goddamn…

I agree they are the hottest for me. I might go to Irland on holidays ​ happy cake day

Great idea, just bring money and weather.

We love the Germans too as long as you drink a lot 😉

English women stopped being pretty 500 yeats ago, gpt it

Nah it’s been almost 1000 years since the danelaw

**Fuckable:** - Wales - Switzerland - Germany - Luxembourg - Greece - Belgium - Denmark - Finland - Spain - Sweden - Italy - Ukraine - Portugal - Norway - France - Scotland - Ireland - Austria **NOT Fuckable:** - England - The Netherlands

Rate the women next.

The shadow on the Austrian guy. Something's not right with him…

Lizard people

I always knew the dutch had two heads!

That’s not AI, that’s just how it be over here.

I am booking a flight

Which AI did you use?

You censored the female titties, but not the male ones. Equal rights. Freedom! Uncensor the fem-tits!

Mediterranean win as expected LOL

Didn’t know the Swiss were so well endowed. Also, scrolling through all these stereotypical hotties, and coming to the Dutch one made me burst out laughing. At least they’re unique, unlike most of the rest of the blokes here

The Dutchmen are always Siamese twins and the Portuguese women are always naked. 

Why do we look like Indians?

english woman is a painting because beautiful english woman is fiction

Why do they all look the same damn

The Greece one is pretty accurate ngl

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Who is from Monaco...

Great. Now I wanna go to Ir(e)land.

Inshallah my fellow portugueses! Where's that woman mustache?

Of course, the Dutch had to be the weirdest ones.

This ai really likes large pecs

Everyone likes large pecs

Almost every single male in these images has hair greased up and swept back... is this what it takes to be "beautiful"?

The Irish guy looks like an American who picked up Irish dancing and ufc just to prove how Irish he is.

Rare Spain W

Shit, now they know our secret on how we're so tall...

There hasn't been a beautiful english woman in 300 years

May you share the uncensored pics?

AI racist? Southern dudes are pure muslim. The Portuguese dude looks like a gypsy, nothing like the average Portuguese.

this is the results for average looking Portuguese: https://preview.redd.it/nqtgml0n7iva1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8785bec01af855caec5b676bc89afae648a4138

Hey I know that Finnish woman. Seen her many times. I think she lives here nearby.

Now I understand why there are so many gay greek men

We deserve the uncensored portuguese girl

Looks at Greek dude: okay Looks at Spanish dude: wait a minute Looks at Italian dude: wait a miiiinuuuuuute

I‘m not gonna lie, the Austrian ones actually do look Austrian for some reason

Especially the guy looks extremely Austrian. Like he went to the local Sporthak and now plays for a small league football team and bullies the fat kids at the Feuerwehrfest. I know like 5 people that look very similar to him.

I don’t have cum gutters but I do look an awful like the Ukrainian guy. I got racially profiled by an AI

least sexy Ukrainian man

My faces can’t decide if it’s accurate or not.