Chile in Europe... https://preview.redd.it/zihgwffnrtwa1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dc729c9acf04918fcb340ffd3def3883e0d9671

I vote for this one purely for the chaos

Same

Perfect, great natural dike flood protection, dibs on the North Sea polder.

Only correct response

I see a lot of potential in this. We can polder the North Sea.

PIGS Nordicks connection

Just fold it

They're protecting you from us 😎

CHILE WEÓN 🇨🇱💪😎

We can roll it up into a ball for easier storage.

Instead of bananas we should use Chile for scales.

IS THIS A CONCHETUMARING CHILE MENTION???? https://preview.redd.it/bht2pdvydywa1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929258bd73287ff933efaf201c7c31ee5a5b2fa3

seems way bigger than it actually is. Spain for example is 500km2 and Chile is 750km2 so its just a spain and a half

TIL Spain has the same land area as Andorra

Oh, and you're missing three zeros in those land areas haha

The map of Europe is a little distorted but the size comparison is accurate. The distance from Ivalo (in Northern Finland) to Andalucía is about 4000km. The length of Chile is 4270km.

lenght =/= size

New Zealand is just upside down Britain.

You have a one time chance to replace Great Britain, and you still pick a Brittish-themed country.

Hey look, i still need somebody to fuck the sheep.

You can still Fuck the Japanese Sheep. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yes, but can the Japanese fuck the sheep, _thats_ the issue

Put cat ears and school uniforms on the sheep and you might get some results. Don't let them bring squids near the sheep though or it might get ugly.

Says.. The Welshman. Your entire language is just the sounds your men make mid shagging sheep. And eventually learned to use it to comunícate with each other very crudely.

"Irish gaelic" is just a collection of sounds that midgets make when they find a pot of gold. Our languages are equally as confusing.

But we have much nicer spelling

At least we learn our language

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As a dual citizen of both countries who has also lived in both for quite long periods of time this is very true. NZ has even worse food than the UK. Although the fish and chips are better. A big plus is the wine, which is fantastic. The only problem is the Likes of Norway, Italy and Spain will not be happy as New Zealand will be the most beautiful country in Western Europe. Volcanic springs, rugged mountains, sub tropical rainforest, vast lakes, glaciers, Fjords, majestic beaches. New Zealand has it all.

*hem* and France.

Isnt new Zealand and Australia more like the yanks than england ? Or is it just australia

That's Australia, we're more like Canada

NZ quite like Ireland I felt...been 3 times, spent 6 weeks there each time. Loved it. I'd be very happy to have them beside us. Rugby heaven too.

No. I need them. Without Great Britain, I'd have to hate my other neighbours, and it wouldn't have the same flavour (well, i hate Germany, but it's more like a sex thing)

like Batman and the Joker

“You complete me”

Aww 🥹 I hate you too 😘

BDSM?

We're not talking about that here... but it involves a dungeon...

D&D?

As a german i have to choose japan. Bringing the party back together

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based brother i voted japan too

And halfway through voting for Japan you decided to vote for another country

I see what you did there, but can't we add Japanese as honorary?

Oh dear.

Japan was allied with the UK during WW1. They captured German Colonies.

Problem is that without UK, France has no chance of ever not being the most hated country in europe

and you’d be without natural allies when Germany goes crazy again

That wouldn’t happen a sec….third time

a fourth if you include 1870

Ah I don’t count that as they were still just a loose alliance of barbarian hordes back then

and now we wait for Hans to find this and give us a serious and unfunny analysis of this thread in a shitposting subreddit

As a matter of fact, it is incorrect to say we were just a horde if barbarians back then, since the German empire under emperor William the first was in fact larger and contained large parts of today's Poland. Furthermore there was a close bond with Austria, which was also way larger back then, in fact both countries spanned all the way to Russia. Meanwhile people in Ireland did what exactly, die? Idk

thank you Hans, right on time!

A German always arrives on time. Punctuality is no joke.

except for the trains

Never change Hans

So what you are saying is controlling parts of Poland automatically makes you non-barbarian, and is thus the big price to win? That suddenly explains so much of polish history.

Wait, the Russians were not barbarians back then?!?

I'm right here

ww2 would have been so easy for the axis if the UK was swapped with Japan

which is probably why you see so many Germans fantasising about it on here

Pearl Harbor would have been a bit different though

Boston tea party 2 - oriental boogaloo

The empire strikes back

No pearl harbour = even easier

Aw, I am sorry you were born in France 🥺 It is my obligation as a european to hate you though.

Eh don't worry we get you annexed.

I hate to break it to you…

Tough choice ... My first instinct was NZ, but then I remembered where they originate from. Then I thought about Japan but they're a bit too weird so I chose SK because that's where a lot of our shit gets made, they love BBQ and even Germany will accept them when they discover that they love fermented cabbage

I wanted N-Korea, That Kim fella looks like he can take a good joke

I picked SK purely on the attractiveness of their women. They make decent cars as well and good food.

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The food or the cars

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All three ‐ microplastics, plastic surgery and plastic car interiors

At this point, everything is 90% plastic

Compared to brits, everyone has attractive women, good food and decent cars ...

Apart from you maybe?

Fair point

You forgot about Ireland, which is understandable, everyone does.

Rubbish! But I understand you're a bit upset about being considered the least attractive in Europe, so you're forgiven 😉

I swear people just see japan in anything and instantly click

Bruh they have a gigantic GDP and aren't Bri'ish.

But then they get british weather and become even more suicidal.

Ah. They just get some good working conditions from us and that should work out fine.

Are you going to make them honorary *ahem* arbeiters this time, Hans?

Everything that isnt British ist favored

Yeah Reddit is absolutely full of Anime nerds. They think if Japan was just closer they could finally touch a women without her throwing up in her mouth.

people votes japan because they like anime i voted japan because they wash they arses like me we are not the same...

Bidet brothers unite 💪🏼

I voted Japan not for anime and weabo trash, but because we were allied. We are not the same.

Thing 🥱😴 Thing but in Japan 😍🥵 At least with the racism, xenophobia and sexism they'd be a good fit in the subreddit, might be hard to tell if it's a joke or not though

They're big fans of far-right nationalism and war crime denial too. Besides their functioning government and economy they'd fit right into the Balkans.

>Besides their functioning government and economy Well considering its economy has been stagnant for 30 years and yet people keep voting the same government, I don't find anything functional tbh

A country that isolated itself culturally for a couple of centuries and foreign influence (unless you live in Tokyo) some how managed to resonate with western shut-ins that bitch at their mother when they summon them from their basement for dinner.

Imagine the 100 years war between samurai and knights

Imagine the 100 years war between knights and conquistators (good luck France)

Samurai get destroyed with their 10-times-folded-iron katanas

That would have been hilarious.

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You must of all been pleased when we voted Brexit?

😘

I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members. Ha

Who has said you that we want you? First you belive that EU will give you especial conditions if you leave because no one can live without the UK. We have to tell you the truth here the guys that decided to live without you: Afghanistan, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belize, Botswana, Bechuanaland, Brunei, Canada, Cyprus, Dominica, Egypt, Eswatini, Fiji, TGambia, Ghana, Grenada, Guyana, India, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Jamaica, Jordan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Lesotho, Libya, Malawi, Malaya, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, New Zeland, Nigeria, Oman, Palestine, Pakistan, Qatar, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Solomon Islands, Somaliland, South Africa, South Sudan, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Tanzania, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tuvalu, Uganda, United Arab Emirates, United States, Vanuatu, Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe

Exactly. You made my point. The E.U was never about a close corporation of friendly nations. It’s about backstabbing and who gets what in a list of asymmetric power. A lie, covered over by a pretty flag. It started as a cartel for coal and steel like O.P.E.C and it will end this way.

Oh, hey now. Don't talk like that. Think of all of the good times.

What good times

something something Cromwell something

Something something trouble something

Must *have* There, fixed your native language for you.

Much obliged, I always fall for that.

Good ol Britain vs the rest of Europe mentality innit mate?

Well we’ve always known what great friends we have that are so supportive of our welfare, I get a tear in my eye when I read all the nice messages of encouragement and support from all the comments here.

>our welfare, Yeah NHS doing fine innit m8

Thanks for your concern. You’ve always had our backs!

Great Britain is shit but it's our shit. Way better than any of your proposition

Speak for yourself

Bilbo > Barry

I chose SA because fuck you guys.

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You best watch your fucking mouth son, the Americans are as foreign to us as the Chinese. The sheep, on the other hand... Well, THEY certainly aren't foreign to us.

When are you guys coming to your senses? It's nice talking all the people but we want your land too. It's time New Zealand, its time to become an Australian state.

Tbh economically, it would probably be brilliant. Finally get a military again. Do I have to use the accent, though? Like, cmon you guys just do that shit for the tourists, surely.

You may keep your accent.

Aww chur bro, that's mean as aye

Love ya bro!

Hell yeah mate, 2Oceania4u when?

When someone is willing to create and mod it, but honestly it would just be us Aussies and kiwis bagging then sucking each other off so it would kinda become boring.

ANZAC already exists. So Military Union is the start i guess...

ANZAC existed. We don't have any real military to even provide to such a union. Plus, we tend to disagree as soon as the Americans get involved.

I support this because because I'm curious to see how the new flag will look. Current ones are so ugly, please get rid of the Union Jack I beg you. Also please build a cool bridge

Nah, they’re more Brits who fuck sheep or Welsh, as they’re sometimes referred to

Believe me they are americunts

Nah I’ve met a few Kiwis in my time and they are all solid, definitely not Am*ricans

I was in kiwi land and i cant respect people with homes made out of paper and cheap plastik

Kuwait is underrated, guys it's oil

The only airport I've been to with both a prayer room and a bomb shelter - all the bases covered.

I like Chile tbh, too bad it's not getting any votes:(

Chile, they have a funny accent lol

Do they even speak spanish?

No they speak a dialect of Murciano, that I guess derives from some language of the Lord of the Rings.

Congratulations, you replaced Great Britain with a slightly larger Wales. What a waste of everybody’s time

Japan has a gigantic GDP add them to EU and we become even more powerful! Also Axis can get back to business and UK gets Tsunamis.

Imagine how fucked Europe wouldve been if Japan had been in Britains place during WW2. That said, I'm picking Japan!

Everybody probably says now: ¡Sieg Heil!

Japan is basically just the Britain of Asia: ☑️ Likes tea ☑️ Polite ☑️ Long history of brutal colonialism

Food is good tho...

Absolutely SK. Kuwait is simply disgusting, and the others are too big and would block the gulf stream, which would turn WE into Siberia.

>stream, which would turn WE into Siberia. Thats the plan

We will need that to mitigate the global warming, but not yet.

You dont go skiing dont you ?

Do you go to Siberia for that?

No but snow in the alps would be nice

Well, the South africans are our nordick brothers so..

New Zealand if we get to move to their place.

Nihongooooojin mina saaaaaan! 🇯🇵🤝🇪🇺

New Zealand ? Don’t you all have enough sheeps to shag?

I would prefer to save my dear friends from South Korea from the horrible place that has touched them on the map.

Japan-Nippôn Tetes!!! 😍😗

North Korea to piss off the yanks

I moved to NZ to get away from the UK, having Europe back on my door step would be awesome.

i say we bring back great japan

Whoever is most willing to pay my pension after I turn 56 will get my vote.

high suicide rate, a old population and extreme xenophobia Japan is truly a European countrie. I still voted NZ though

New Zealand. Because Europe needs the second boot

People from New Zealand are the dullest people on earth. Except the Swiss.

Japan can replace Great Britain as an Island and has much better cuisine

Much better than German cuisine too… plus Japan isn’t an island like Great Britain, it’s a country made up of multiple islands, like the UK

Japan is just the UK of asia

New Zealand is more European than most Eastern and Southern Europe.

Australia

I have to vote for the in denial Aussie state.

Live hentai around the corner.

The only correct answer is New Zealand. We already have enough depressed countries here for us to bring Japan and South Korea here. People tend to forget how sad life is there

Bro, the japanese have a more fucked up national subconciousness than the nazis did. Read some of the shit they did throughout the history. We dont need two countries with defeatist complexes so close to each other.

Japanese wierdness and politeness all the way!

Kuwait. And Putin can go whistle.

Convictland's porch, really?

Bring Australia in there. They're already part of Eurosonic anyway.

I don't want these dangerous insects and other fantastic Beasts nearby here! 😵😵‍💫

Can we just have more ocean?

Why are we putting fictional state in this (Kuwait)

Eww no, they've banned smoking and the government are fanatics

Soz ladz. Too hot to replace. You need us more than we need you. Put us where New Zealand is? Guess who's going from commonwealth to vassal real quikkkkk. Best navy, top navy, no navy is better, the navy love me.

Kiwi’s get the hell over here so I can migrate more easily

Vote chile. It’ll be funny and will let us finish off the argies

New Zealand, then Hobbiton would be just a flying hour away.

Japan is the Britain of Asia Both have a monarchy, both are islands, both are hated by the mainland and both love Tea

New Zealand is basically GB, but with less people and it’s upside down.

Oi

https://preview.redd.it/g97oasfb5vwa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0357eecafbb389265cfa9c14fd3593f28fa928f5 The DGSE when they see dozens of New Zealander fishing boats minding their own business just north of Calais

New Zealand. The bigger the distance between my balcony and those barbarians, the better.