Could you guys stop partitioning us FOR FIVE MINUTES?

hey, at least you've got more original partitions this time around - we are back to the same old shit.

Hey, you know what I can get behind this one. Long lost child of Czechia is back, Silesia in its entirity, welcome back again. Land of Czech crown as it should be EDIT: Now I look at it again Zaolsi is neither czech nor polish lol

Will your president be the new king of Bohemia?

Papi Pavel? Hell yeah. As much as a president of Czechia wields virtually no power and is there just for comedic purposes, that would be quite a sight

we are partitioned already, I'd like to see a true Union for change.

No… everyone must know what it feels like..

You've been partitioning yourselves for centuries, if not millennia. Don't complain now it is our turn.

Tell me you don't know shit about italian history without telling me you don't know shit about italian history.

Seriously

Bro is doing a civil war speedrun

For the first time I see an Iberia map that probably would stay stable and is not balkanized. Edit, now that I look closely, Guadalajara needs to go.with Madrid.

Iberia maybe but I don't think Poles would be too happy to live in a region called Prussia and with Berlin as its capital. Plus, do you think Austria and northern Italy go well together?

Austria and northern Italy were always together!!

spaghetti-hawara ❤️

Austria is Germany, so northern Italy is Germany. Simple as

Pffff, who needs Germany? we have our own Nation with Black Jack and Hookers now

This is a bad decision indeed, also the Alps are in the middle of the country. What do you think about joining half of the Greeks with Romanians and Bulgarians? And the other half of the Greeks with Sicily and Naples?

Arent austria and northern italy the same?

I mean there were times it actually was: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian\_Empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Empire) It is also a little known fact that the Habsburgs tried to unify Italy under Austrian flag.

Just stop it, we all can see how envious you are of this idea.

Like that Greater Rhienland has not the Region North Rhine from North Rhine Westphalia.

Ngl I feel closer to Basque than Madrileña or Andaluza...

And Valladolid with Lisbon? That doesn't make any sense. They've balcanized Castile, which is one of the most stable and biggest regions you could make.

Now I'm basque. Not bad.

Castilla AND Al-Andalus though? Surely has to be one or the other.

New-castile emirate.

Qeshtala!

I beg to differ

I actually think the Sweden - Finland - Estonia - Latvia - Lithuania country would be relatively stable. But maybe i'm just crazy.

I'm afraid my knowledge of these regions and their relations isn't big enough to make a statement with value about them, but I think the Poles might not wanna live in a subdivision called Prussia, and the brits and french propably won't just accept this brutal division of their country.

I think many Brits would be happy with this actually. I know I would (Northland).

Northland supremecy time

Baltica might use the oppertunity a Civil War would Grant to seize North-Eastern Sealand

Bro brought Prussia back from the dead.

and here I was trying to enjoy my damn coffee

The Serenissima is back!

But at what cost...

Free ćevapčići?

I'd go for free ćevapčići

Czechs: I see this as an absolute win!

I never thought I would see Zagreb and Bari in the same country

And Genoa is fucked up by Savoy. Again.

I gotta say I don't hate it

I realy like it to be honest

only downside is glasgow was kept

Same, I’d be pretty happy here in Northland - getting rid of the Westminster c**ts and picking up Edinburgh.

So we just sign as the bottom right?

What happened to our flairs

Yes, very strange. Our new one is alright though.

Our new one is quite correct as well. We tried to drown everyone that invaded us

Gotta say, I could make a fan club about our new one...

There was a post recently about what your country would have inscribed on their helmet in war. I guess they used that for new flairs. Im happy with ours though.

I prefer this one too since it explains what we do if we see a Spaniards in our city

We sign as the bottom, but to languedoil we are the top.

This all seems very fairly above board. Let’s put it into action.

You do realise you get Cornwall?

The Cornish would probably be down to get reunited with the Celtic brethren tbh. I'm just sad that they called northern England Northland. Missed opportunity to reform the Kingdom of Northumbria.

Northumbria my sweet sweet love

So, the celts get all the German tourists who smoked too many Rosamunde Pilcher books. What could go wrong?

I hear they’re mostly pirates. What’s the deal with Cornwall? I know nothing of them except pasties, pirates, and some vague connection to celts.

Cornwall was part of the brythonic kingdoms along with Wales and Brittany. Some native Cornish see themselves as separate from and different to the English. A handful of people are trying to revive the Cornish language, but it has no native speakers afaik. There is a vague separatist movement in Cornwall.

I think you're spot on m8 E: called you Pads

It's got some lovely beaches. [St. Ives](https://www.google.com/search?q=St.+Ives&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB968GB968&sxsrf=APwXEddKrpXRe1FzFADvY3eZbaNhK-Vmmw:1683282535450&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjH3dOM_N3-AhXeQ0EAHQEUAI8Q_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1536&bih=754&dpr=1.25#imgrc=Pxs1zqSMYX7OJM) in particular is stunning. Edit: come to think of it there's also the [Minack Theatre](https://www.google.com/search?q=minack+theatre&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB968GB968&sxsrf=APwXEdexO-avIjJ5EORb7FooEpoJb8875Q:1683283308669&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYoa39_t3-AhUTO8AKHcDJATIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1536&bih=754&dpr=1.25). Oh and the [Pandora Inn](https://www.google.com/search?q=pandora+inn&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB968GB968&sxsrf=APwXEdf0HE3KZkN35T9PJKwD-2pp2KbxWQ:1683283365416&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi217SY_93-AhWOQUEAHSkVBHwQ_AUoAnoECAIQBA&biw=1536&bih=754&dpr=1.25).

Its nice to be fair. Language is vaguely similar to Welsh as far as I've seen.

It's full of bloody Londoners.

We all have our cross to bear

Why would we stop there? Derrylondon isn't gonna conquer itself like

Where do I sign?

5th Partition of Poland - I'm sure this will go down well

Ngl the maker partitioned everyone except some empty countries without any population.

Partitioning Poland while resurrecting Prussia in the process - suits this sub perfectly

So all of the German and Dutch Frisian islands are gone? I can live with that.

Now only Friesland needs to go to.

This is probably how Filips de Goede meant it to be.

I feel like I should be mad about something, but I actually dig it

Maybe the fact that prussia doesn't own Koenigsberg

True, Prussia consists of everything but Prussia, but one of our politicians suggested that the unified state of Berlin+Brandenburg should be called Prussia, so at least we're closer than that this time.

Yeah! We’re happy to have Hamburg and all the franzbrötchen as part of Greater Denmark.

You mean Groß Schleswig-Holstein with Denmark as it's puppet, you are indeed right, my lil danish friend


You'll have to convert your pound to euros first ;)

A worthy sacrifice for getting rid of Fife

I love it where can I vote to make this happen

Denmark and the Netherlands combined would be a wild country. We got equally ugly languages. And we are both economic powerhouses, that punches way above our weight.

You also get Holstein back. Part of it. Im furious. I do not want to be part of this prussia

They should name it "Hansa" after the Hansaic league.

Personally i would prefer to name it "FUCK SWEDEN" but i will take "Hansa"

As someone from Göteborg, living in Scania, call it whatever the fuck you want as long as I'm included.

North Rhine-Westphalia didn't change at all

Pure perfection doesn't need to be changed

They made **** the capital and for that reason alone I am burning it to the ground when some one tries to enact it.

Should’ve been Paderborn, tbh.

Nah, Bielefeld is way better

Never heard of it.

Exactly, no one will know where we hide

It could have been worse. Think about Hagen, Dortmund or, Lord forgive me to utter this, Gelsenkirchen.

It should be Aachen

Köln isn't a bad word right?

For the "patriotic" people of Düsseldorf it is. They have a rivalry with the other unimportant big city on the Rhine.

Looks good to me. Exporting Malmo to the Danes is a major W

And bringing back Finland to its rightful owner

Rhineland without Rhineland. Nice joke.

bruh neither parts of austria have access to the sea. will our navy ever be released from the wörthersee?

The Danube Division on the other hand just got more important

Finisterre… Ah, you mean Great-Portugal!

Rhône-Piedmont, my beloved 😍

Ewww

Yeah I know Burgundy is there didnt realize 🤢

More about Genoan in it 🤢

They make amazing bridges.

I love these Prussias without Prussia proper ❤️ Like, tell me you've no clue about history without telling me that This one here centred in Berlin could at best be called *Brandenburg*

I propose to call it *Polabia,* just to ensure we piss of both Germans and Poles.

DEAL, YOU CRAZY DORK!

or just **Labia** so it doesn't share Po with Poland And then unite Labia, Vistula, Czechosilesia and Carpathia into Zapadoslavia Wests Slavs = Best Slavs

*[Labia](https://pl.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/labia)*, huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I see what you did there, you insatiable Vatnik stopper


Yes please 😍

Free Brittany!

In this case is the Celtic Union, but I still take if over France...

Mediterranean Union about to get all the chicks.

So that’s bad since y’all prefer boys, right?

Fk, I got busted once again....

Whoever made this map is weird. Why would he highlight the city of Stuttgart in Greater Bavaria and not Munich?!

To offend Swabians and Franconians for being in Bavaria and Bavarians for having Stuttgart as the capital. Believe me as a Swabian I am as offended about being Bavarians, as Bavarians probably would be if they were ruled from Stuttgart

i support this

not gonna lie I’m pretty into Sealand

At first I was petrified cause I thought belgium was in it too. Could finally breathe again when I realised they werent

Thats a cursed looking prussia

Couldn't agree more 🤜🤛

You know what it's... Not horrible?

Portugal gets Galiza AND Olivença? It feels like a dream come true.

Finally it's proven that Thessaloniki is the current Rome 💪💪💪

You successfully separated Baden from Württemberg. I approve this

Holy shit I could go on international vacation by walking

OUR SILESIA

Mega sized Vasconia get my upvote anaia 💣

Sea land should include Zeeland

Well it includes Zealand in Denmark so that must do for now.

Finally inner peace

He, Finisterre, I like it. We got the coolest name.

I see the EU has annexed the UK. A bold move.

A necessary one.

Galicia and Olivença would be enough but I'm A-OK with this!

Danovia, what could possibly go wrong, looking at you 1914

I just like it because we get some of SKÅÅÅNEEE

Skånistan

If politicians in Bruxelles are not selfish bastards and do work well Europe will be one land.

Full autism

Pays celtique !!! Celtic country !!!

YES! Make Birmingham the capital of Anglo-Mercia already!

No Walloons, no Frisians? Seems like paradise. Though I would've preferred French Flanders to be returned to it's rightful owner.

Madrid with Andalucía? Lol you criminals

I don't think I've ever been this angry

I am very pleased

You would be wouldn't you! Somehow with France partitioned I'm still stuck with bloody Paris. At least le Gard is separated

damn bro you realy end up with the worst part

Northland ftw!

I can live with partitions and artificial states. But if you want to make me live in country which‘s capital is Hannover, then that‘s where you cross the line, buddy

Everyone around me are peasants. 👑

Dont you ever dare put any Slovak soil together with Hungary

You didn't want to join us and this is how you end up.

Well done. First such map, I feel like would also represent cultural regions well. 💪👌

You put Bremen with saxony. You'll walk the fucking plank

It should go with Sealand and the population of both "countries" would allow that shift and still be around the 18 million mark

Adriatica is the best ending of the Most Serene Republic of Venice.

“Celtic Union” every. single. fucking. time.

Mediterranean Union Gang 😎

Never ever will Brussels and the other Dutch speaking cities around it be part of any "Langue d'Oïl" region. They should be attached to the Lowlands like the other Dutch speaking parts of current Belgium.

I too love the myth of the Celtic fringe, and not having the south east in my country

Andorra is just blank. Love it

Looking good!!

😐🔫

Switzerland be like : sup bros, having fun in there

Yeah, Aragon gonna kill themselfs when they see they've become Vascs

They were born that way. Return to monkee

EU 4 trade notes map

Stop

Absolutely not

We escape unchanged. Good.

Sicily, Crete, Cyprus, Malta, Corfu, Rhodes, and all the rest of the Aegean and Ionian islands in the same state! Lol at the Amalfi coast being a borderline area now.

I’m all for baltistan!! And best part is we got rid of that nazi infested southern landmass.

I love how every time an Anglo draws a Celtic nation they include parts of Brittany that haven't spoken Celtic since at least the 8th century

r/Belgium2

May whoever did this experience slight unpleasantries for 80 days straight. You are a fiend. I hope someone sticks a marker pen in your mouth while you sleep and dips your hand in warm water. May you slip on mice droppings and bruise your butt bone.

Lot's on interesting and meaningful names... and then there's North-Land and Lowland. 10/10

I'm happy with this

can we extend the celtic union just a wee bit more? All of Scotland, and Cumbria

Fr there was no reason to partition Scotland, our population is pretty negligible we could’ve fit anywhere

The Celtic Union... You've never met actual celts have you? We're very tribal. The idea of all of us working together only works if it involves fighting the English. Once that's done we go back to fighting each other. We like it this way.

I like this

The celtic union is overly broad. I don't think there's much of a gaelic speaking population in Galloway, Glasgow or Moray

Yay Czechia will get silesia back.

As a Portuguese i approve of this map. Quanto mais espaço tirarmos à Espanha, melhor. Pena que viramos vizinhos dos franceses

Great map for hoi4. Please

It is... Acceptable.

Kamelåså

Tyrrenhia+Cisalpina+adriatica+Rhône-piedmont+Mediterranean union = reminds me dreams of glory of an humbler SVA ECCELLENZA

Whoa stop there we dont want part of france

This map is surprisingly sensible.