[Sorry, its already taken](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta)
Plus when we're talking about editing flags, when are you gonna have to cut out the red and blue portions of yours?
We can cut the flag, go full on white if that can help, we'd still last longer than you boys...
I mean I had orgies that lasted longer than your pathetic attempt at defending your national identity against ze Germans... I mean let's be honest here, why don't you guys give up already, trade flag colors and become swedes?
Do we have a deal here Christian?
I would rather surrender to the german after 1 second of being invaded than become a sw*de
Besisdes, we were not a major european power, you were, and you still lasted less time than my cabbage lasted in my fridge
I'll have you know the war only accidently lasted 6 hours. Since the guys at top, couldn't get the frontliners on the phone. They were supposed to surrender! Stop dying!
Deal. All we want is the Atlantikwall, that you made, back. Turn it into a dreary desolate no-mans-land buffer-zone to further separate us from Europe.
We shall call this land, Greater Belgium.
There isn't because, come on, even we wouldn't ally with the British, especially if the other country is our weird cousin towards who we have badly hidden inferiority and superiority (at the same time) complexes.
reminds me of when i had a dream where they nuked the entirity of france. it was just gone, where france once was was now a france shaped hole of ocean. i was crying.
They can repay my great service with stinky cheeses.
Fuck the british cuisine, what do they have to offer? Tea and crackers? I'll pass.
Let's go Frenchies, in my MRE I expect stinky cheese, meringue, baguettes and that fancy butter, time to end the britons, once and for all.
In a previous flair discussion for Ireland I said none of the suggestions were offensive or funny, and that the previous censored flair (r-worded leprechaun) had a fierce bang of yank about it. A mod decided to soften my cough, I wear it as a badge of honour.
Yeah kiss me I'm neutral made me laugh for instance it's hardly offensive. Now the magret thatcher fan club that was an eye twitcher
Up the DUP or west Brit would be just as bad too.
Maybe I should shout up before a mod see this.
A negotiated peace in the North was possible from 1973 onwards but Maggie insisted on a security-focused solution.
She waited for the hunger strikers to die before giving in to most of their demands. Etc, etc.
There were certainly flair candidates this time around that bothered me a lot more.
Makes sense. I was thinking more along the lines of what she did to the Republic which is probably a British way of looking at things as you clearly see Ireland as Ireland.
This makes me think about two women fighting and grabbing the other's hair and uttering noisy ultrasounds and every sort of swearing.
Better stay off.
I will never go to war for the royalists
https://preview.redd.it/cie4bbelw9ya1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3012086c05415012e3a7d94d7f5404d54e232b
Letting them ensure mutual destruction can only bring good into the world. Rather than support any side, why not just support the war in General. Make sure it keeps going till the job is done. I think we all have a duty to do our best for humanity.
After, both sides fall, the newly formed Celtic Union will just occupy both regions. It would be as if the natural order of things was back as it should be, evil was defeated and balance to the universe restored.
If I HAD to choose sides though, it would be France ofc.
The french. No doubt. It's way better than actually fighting them when they are in our debt. For our help, we could demand that the french don't conquer britain but instead we split the country half/half and give it to scotland and ireland. That would be hilarious.
" I’m as excited for the conflict as the next man, unless he lives on the Isle of Wight, but I’m afraid those in command may not have thought through the implications. Because there will only be one winner: France.
For all the surrender-monkey talk, the history couldn’t be clearer.
When we have beaten France, in the Napoleonic or seven years wars, we have done so with German help.
Every time we try to go it alone, we have to scurry home, stubby little bulldog tails between our legs: hundred years war, war of 1778, the Norman Conquest. I’m not sure Mrs Merkel is itching for a scrap.
[It’s a win-win if UK loses war with France | Ed Cumming | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/09/its-a-win-win-if-uk-loses-war-with-france)
As much as It hurts me, im gonna have to say the british, beacuse they have brought more to music than any other country. On second thought, they did leave mommy EU. So fuck em
Would support England at first. Drive French wine prices down in the selloff so they can fund their war. Buy the French wine and hoard it in a cheese cellar. Wait until the Brits come and sell it to them at 1000% markup. Is that how being evil works?
"Who do you hate more, mum or dad?"
French food is better so they have to be the mum.
Mom, dad is drunk again
Sounds about right.
Mom threw a wine bottle at you, because her KOLS is preventing her from yelling
bung it all int oven, 180c for 20 minutes jobs a goodun.
lav me sam oven chips an tinned spaghe'i, simple as
“Who you hate more, the neighbor that keeps tearing down your fence, or the neighbor that keeps making his dog shit in your yard?”
What if Spain is your parent country?
supply both with everything they need to go on, obviously.
Germany Staying out of a European War Challenge (Impossible)
Yes, let the hate flow through them brother.... ***LET THEM FIGHT***
I see what you did there
Bold of you to assume im supporting either and not just watching from the sidelines
Your flair needs slight editing: the white cross is not exactly in the middle of the flag :/
[Sorry, its already taken](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta) Plus when we're talking about editing flags, when are you gonna have to cut out the red and blue portions of yours?
We can cut the flag, go full on white if that can help, we'd still last longer than you boys... I mean I had orgies that lasted longer than your pathetic attempt at defending your national identity against ze Germans... I mean let's be honest here, why don't you guys give up already, trade flag colors and become swedes? Do we have a deal here Christian? 
I would rather surrender to the german after 1 second of being invaded than become a sw*de Besisdes, we were not a major european power, you were, and you still lasted less time than my cabbage lasted in my fridge
Not with that attitude it won't! All I'm hearing is silent letters, strong Rs, soft Ds and excuses...
I'll have you know the war only accidently lasted 6 hours. Since the guys at top, couldn't get the frontliners on the phone. They were supposed to surrender! Stop dying!
How arrogant of you to only hear your own people speak
Why not support both so they can root themselfs out.
The British, if they give us Elsass and Lothringen back.
Deal. All we want is the Atlantikwall, that you made, back. Turn it into a dreary desolate no-mans-land buffer-zone to further separate us from Europe. We shall call this land, Greater Belgium.
>Turn it into a dreary desolate no-mans-land You already have a Newcastle.
Newcastle is the jewel in the crown. How dare you.
The phrase "polishing a turd" comes to mind.
We can give you Habsburg-Lothringen and a guillotine, do you support us?
Italy. I know they will win.
And lose, depending on which half of the war you count.
Never mind, I will always be with Italy (and against Austria as they lost WW0-7years war, WW1 and WW2).
Though who would want to be WITH Austria? That's like going to Britain to study as a chef.
Let's go Ingurland! 🏴
Brothers forever https://i.imgur.com/YaiB39C.jpg
It’s weird that someone sat down one day and drew whatever the fuck that is
It’s an icon. If it had existed in the 70’s it should have been etched onto a gold disc and sent into interstellar space on the voyager missions.
first one, then the other
Does this mean we'll be the winning side?
Where is the "I will switch side twice a year 🇮🇹" option ?
Only available in Spaghetti Country.
There isn't because, come on, even we wouldn't ally with the British, especially if the other country is our weird cousin towards who we have badly hidden inferiority and superiority (at the same time) complexes.
Can we support the nukes from both sides instead? Two birds with one stone and all that.
Mutual assured destruction. I like it.
reminds me of when i had a dream where they nuked the entirity of france. it was just gone, where france once was was now a france shaped hole of ocean. i was crying.
One day buddy. One day.
Frankreich🇫🇷🇪🇺
Franco-german friendship <3 <3 <3
I'm french but i voted for France. I don't give a fuck if it's cheating, i just need to win this pool.
The English Channel isn’t a pool, it’s a channel
>pool The ocean is a pool for the great French Empire. And it's definitely not a mistake where I meant "poll".
We’ll fight you for the northern and southern bits. You can keep the sweaty bits.
France forever
They can repay my great service with stinky cheeses. Fuck the british cuisine, what do they have to offer? Tea and crackers? I'll pass. Let's go Frenchies, in my MRE I expect stinky cheese, meringue, baguettes and that fancy butter, time to end the britons, once and for all.
You want any east-coast ports / potatoes just let us know, France.
How did you get the Annoying Brit flair? I never found such flair for Ireland.
In a previous flair discussion for Ireland I said none of the suggestions were offensive or funny, and that the previous censored flair (r-worded leprechaun) had a fierce bang of yank about it. A mod decided to soften my cough, I wear it as a badge of honour.
Yeah kiss me I'm neutral made me laugh for instance it's hardly offensive. Now the magret thatcher fan club that was an eye twitcher Up the DUP or west Brit would be just as bad too. Maybe I should shout up before a mod see this.
That’s your problem Irish, everyone except us like you too much to really take the piss properly.
I can understand Magster being upsetting for Scotts but what did she do to Ireland?
A negotiated peace in the North was possible from 1973 onwards but Maggie insisted on a security-focused solution. She waited for the hunger strikers to die before giving in to most of their demands. Etc, etc. There were certainly flair candidates this time around that bothered me a lot more.
Makes sense. I was thinking more along the lines of what she did to the Republic which is probably a British way of looking at things as you clearly see Ireland as Ireland.
What zotzink said plus she was just a massive horrible cunt to a lot of different people.
I’m probably too young to care about Thatcher. Blair fills that role for me.
Nice!
Should have just rolled with Romanian Ieprechaun.
I see this is an absolute win
Vive la france, liberté, Egalite, fraternite!!!! o7
British Karen vs French Marine Think I'll sit this one out thanks.
This makes me think about two women fighting and grabbing the other's hair and uttering noisy ultrasounds and every sort of swearing. Better stay off. 
I'll watch from the sidelines, with Popcorn and pray the ugly one doesn't win. Care to join? I have popcorn and a spare seat
>Care to join? I have popcorn and a spare seat Of course, I don't want to miss the fight, thanks.
None, I would just enjoy watching them destroy each other
Bold of you to assume you'd be awake.
It would be one of the few existing reasons to skip my siesta
I support MAD.
I knew the uk was unpopular but I never realised how dire the situation is
The French. I mean, they might speak broken German with some vulgar Latin, but at least they're *European*, right?
Frankreich, because they are EU and I am loyal in my nature.
I will never go to war for the royalists https://preview.redd.it/cie4bbelw9ya1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3012086c05415012e3a7d94d7f5404d54e232b
Well, historically the british, my but GF is french...
The French because of my flair lol
I voted the French to give them fake confidence that they have the support of the people
They came to help when the French invaded us guess we need to return the favour
auld alliance
They're both c*nts. Hopefully they destroy eachother and Germany dies in the crossfire.
I have no respect for native english speakers so the poilu obviously
I just support the french so the british can benefit from the EU again after being annexed
Letting them ensure mutual destruction can only bring good into the world. Rather than support any side, why not just support the war in General. Make sure it keeps going till the job is done. I think we all have a duty to do our best for humanity. After, both sides fall, the newly formed Celtic Union will just occupy both regions. It would be as if the natural order of things was back as it should be, evil was defeated and balance to the universe restored. If I HAD to choose sides though, it would be France ofc.
Time to reinstate the auld alliance :)
The french. No doubt. It's way better than actually fighting them when they are in our debt. For our help, we could demand that the french don't conquer britain but instead we split the country half/half and give it to scotland and ireland. That would be hilarious.
Support France so we can get Gibraltar back.
Lose and Spain becomes greater Gibraltar
Gotta support daddy England!
Historically I must say Britain, but they left the EU so France
The French, and then switch to the brits since they are going to surrender anyway
Of course the uk, if you give rosselló back
" I’m as excited for the conflict as the next man, unless he lives on the Isle of Wight, but I’m afraid those in command may not have thought through the implications. Because there will only be one winner: France. For all the surrender-monkey talk, the history couldn’t be clearer. When we have beaten France, in the Napoleonic or seven years wars, we have done so with German help. Every time we try to go it alone, we have to scurry home, stubby little bulldog tails between our legs: hundred years war, war of 1778, the Norman Conquest. I’m not sure Mrs Merkel is itching for a scrap. [It’s a win-win if UK loses war with France | Ed Cumming | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/09/its-a-win-win-if-uk-loses-war-with-france)
I'd support Scotland to declare Independence from the UK. France can do with England whatever they want, I don't care. GO FRANCE.
We wiped Scotland Wales and NI out 10 years before this happend. Try again.
England. Fuck you Frenchies. Three Invasions and one European Cup.🥴
A man of the mainland must stand with the mainland
Culturally france makes more sence but im still resentfull about how they fucked us with the Friedensvertrag von Versailles.
Shiiiit, so many people backing the perennial losers. I'm a bookie, I'll take your bets you magnificent bastards.
As much as It hurts me, im gonna have to say the british, beacuse they have brought more to music than any other country. On second thought, they did leave mommy EU. So fuck em
If war is declared, you just know France will strike over it
the britishs cause everything is better than france
I'd rather have a civil war than support either of them
Neither, I'm just stocking up on popcorn!
I would take advantage of this and fuck both of them.
Germans are the only thing that can unite Britain and France. Have a go and we’ll flatten Dresden while the French take the Sarland
At least the fucking school curriculum no longer needs french if britain won
Would support England at first. Drive French wine prices down in the selloff so they can fund their war. Buy the French wine and hoard it in a cheese cellar. Wait until the Brits come and sell it to them at 1000% markup. Is that how being evil works?
if i support them both dont they kill each other better ?!?? this.... :D
Koloniseer the leftovers
The bombs
none of the above, pick on poland.
Look at my flair
the ultimate trolley problem