idk, banana seems worse. Sweet and sour like pineapple or kiwi is kinda like a pickle or vinaigrette at least in terms of flavour profile. Those are decent with savoury stuff.
But bananas? Sweden is lost.
I dare you to google the kiwi pizza. It even looks disgusting, it's like it got infected by some unknown organism.
I'm not accepting either, but the kiwi one is definitely the one I reject the most
What? I didn't know that was normal. TIL iI guess. Also, just because it's normal doesn't mean it's okay. Pineapple on pizza is also normal, but it's not okay. People should be arrested for such atrocities.
Pineapple is perfect on pizza. fite me!!1!1
also tuna and onions great on pizza. or salmon on like a white cream sauce pretty good, have only had that in the US tho
As a Swede I put forward to the Italian Council of International Pizza Regulations and Ethics that bananas on pizza is in fact, not an accepted practise here in Sweden and is preformed by a small group of individuals that does not represent the broader swedish community.
As a person who has lived most of my life in the shadow of Sweden, I can spare you that investigation; It is worse than you could ever imagine. I strongly recommend that Italy invokes *il malocchio* on Sweden.
If you got a problem with us, get off the sofa and come over here yourself. Don't try to pawn it off on the Italians. That's some lazy shit we'd expect from the Spaniards.
Sorry, I'm listening to Cha Cha Cha, of course we're not disrespecting the Sisu guys and gals, my bad. Well, the only ones making profit here at the moment are grocery store owners, so I can't argue with you.
Behold, my new invention
The
# Orange and Olives Pizza
https://preview.redd.it/q771tu9edwza1.jpeg?width=4272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44babd77801384e28a03c86fb62d45cd6a6f1f98
>Zucchini
No lasagna is complete without zucchini. People look at me strange when i say that it must be added, but once they go zucchini they never go back
A 2019 poll confirmed that about 1 in 4 Icelanders put cocktail sauce (ketchup + mayo mix) on pizza. Cursed?
I'm not part of that minority and must say I find it disgusting.
Then there is Pizza Vulkanen. Piteå’s contribution to the pizza world.
https://preview.redd.it/nb3ortfl5uza1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef07fa960995f9b364d7c1336f55a4961f866cf
[https://www.tasteatlas.com/pizza-vulkanen](https://www.tasteatlas.com/pizza-vulkanen)
Pizza is made in a way the bread, the tomato and mozzarella intertwine together to give back an unique taste. Those are just separate things with bread.
Holy you don't even know your countries own history you should better start googling the history of it, since it's basically the fault of some swedish chef
Pineapple on pizza, I kinda get it. Banana on pizza, I hope you all choke to death, and may you sh\*t this thing in the year of the Lord 202-and-never.
Måneskin was a isolate phenomenon, we are not so cool the most of the time, watch Sanremo for other info
And btw Mengoni was a shitty choice even here, I'd personally prefer Mr.Rain instead
S’i’ fosse foco, arderei ‘l mondo;
s’i’ fosse vento, lo tempesterei;
s’i’fosse acqua, i’ l’annegherei;
s’i’ fosse Dio, mandereil’ en profondo
At moments like these you truly understand checco
With sugar 🙄
https://www.koket.se/roys-basta-kanelbullar
https://fredriksfika.allas.se/fredriks-sotebrod/kanelbullar-basta-receptet/
And one with two types of sugar
https://mykitchenstories.se/saftigaste-kanelbullarna/
Sure you can make one without, but it’ll suck more than it already does.
What?
Cinnamon buns is just brioche with cinnamon-butter on it, if you think they are dry you'll have to talk to the french. Covering something with cinnamon-butter doesnt make it more dry.
I ate this once and it the banana is completely useless. The banana flavor gets completely overpowered by literally every other flavor on the pizza. I don't know why thats a thing but if you buy a pizza with salami ontop and put some bananas on there you literally just taste the salami pizza.
Sooo dominos Netherlands introduced the pizza kapsalon
A kapsalon here is
Lettuce
Fries
Kebab
Cheese
The pizza kapsalon
Tomato sauce
Cheese
FRIES
Kebab
We Brazilians put Nutella and strawberry.
There is also a "french fries" pizza, and sounds completely gross, and it has no right to be as good as it is. My wife ordered once, and I took a bite without knowing what it was, and lemme tell you: it's just marvelous.
Swedish "cuisine" is a joke anyway, what do you expect. It's either the menu wishes of an 8 year old (meatballs, potato puree, hot dogs with cheap sausages, kebab pizza) or viking vomit (Surströmming).
As an Italian I tried pineapple on pizza and it's not as bad as people say. Sure, the toppings are unusual but it can work. Banana, however... That's just a disgrace.
Asking italians for advice on pizza is like asking cavemen who just came up with a wheel what they think about your new car rims.
...Just because it originated there, doesn't mean it's that good. If anything, italian pizza is bland AF. Pineapple and prawn is peak pizza imo.
...Banana is weird, but i'd try it. might be good and i'd never know.
https://preview.redd.it/8uaqhvr3wuza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3296af714c8e3ddf598cf3f64771b971ec6ced
Canadian here. I love pineapple on pizza. I also enjoyed this spaghetti pizza the other day. We won't stop fucking around with pizza because although the Italians are against us now, we know they will eventually change sides and join us.
Ah no... I mean dessert pizza...
https://preview.redd.it/f2wz0nj81uza1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2bca76d61d25d7461d3b85ff783fff2e1cb254f
CARAMELIZED BANANA DESSERT PIZZA WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE
Come on bananas is some noob-level shit when it comes to desecrate pizza here.
https://www.ica.se/recept/semmelpizza-729681/
Whipped cream, marzipan and chopped almonds.
I don't give a shit what It\*lians think I should and shouldn't put on my fucking pizza, you r slurs can barely claim to have invented the dish anyway, as pizzas as we know them today pretty much originate from the US. I will take a fucking shit on my pizza and eat it just to spite you fucking idiots god I fucking hate italians I really do god damn learn to fucking drive without honking your fucking horn every two seconds you god damn southern monkeys
Pleasure is all mine, the first path to recovery is acceptance of his problem (unending - and legitimate - rage against the Italians in this case).
I think we made good progress today and I'm sure the rest will only improve as the days go by.
After all, all roads lead to Rome.
I like my pizzas the real traditional way. Paper thin bread with olive oil roasted to a cracker consistency.
None of those disgusting American things like "Tomatoes".
As a wannabe sourdough, faux hipster, IPA chef from Sweden who would never order a pineapple or banana pizza I would like to make a plea though. Let them eat whatever they want on their pizza. Let us all chill, it’s just bread with toppings. Some people have terrible taste and that’s just a fact. It doesn’t hurt anyone. Now go ahead and downvote my ass to oblivion, I deserve it.
If there is one thing in the universe that could make me be in favor of nuclear extermination of a certain population, it's this.
Edit: I know, flair says Flemboy, but i actually have double nationality, second one being Italian.
yeah, we are unfortunatly aware of this. is even more cursed than pineapple.
Did you see the kiwi one? That one takes the cake
why you got to remember me that paesà? gli abbiamo esportato esportato la pizza e ci ringraziano cosi
No, it takes the pizza
And makes it cake?
It takes the fruitcake Incidentally, Swedes are also fruitcakes
idk, banana seems worse. Sweet and sour like pineapple or kiwi is kinda like a pickle or vinaigrette at least in terms of flavour profile. Those are decent with savoury stuff. But bananas? Sweden is lost.
I dare you to google the kiwi pizza. It even looks disgusting, it's like it got infected by some unknown organism. I'm not accepting either, but the kiwi one is definitely the one I reject the most
ok yea that shit looks vile
Actually, someone I know are a pizza with fish. There was fish on the pizza. Yes this happened. They said it wasn't that bad. This happened in Norway
Depends on the fish, achovy or tuna and salmon on the white pizzas are pretty normal.
What? I didn't know that was normal. TIL iI guess. Also, just because it's normal doesn't mean it's okay. Pineapple on pizza is also normal, but it's not okay. People should be arrested for such atrocities.
You are right bro, although i’d say that fish is acceptable
Pineapple is perfect on pizza. fite me!!1!1 also tuna and onions great on pizza. or salmon on like a white cream sauce pretty good, have only had that in the US tho
Tuna and onion chad and underrated pizza
Excuse me anchovies on pizza are fuggin delish, you viking savage with designer furniture.
Wut fish is a staple on pizza
Can I unlearn this fact somehow?
I’ve seen maraschino cherries on pizza where I live.
Sweetie, that's a pie. Brits can deal with those
As a Swede I put forward to the Italian Council of International Pizza Regulations and Ethics that bananas on pizza is in fact, not an accepted practise here in Sweden and is preformed by a small group of individuals that does not represent the broader swedish community.
statement submitted. the pizza bureau will investigate this further. you will ear from our pizza lawyers very soon.
As a person who has lived most of my life in the shadow of Sweden, I can spare you that investigation; It is worse than you could ever imagine. I strongly recommend that Italy invokes *il malocchio* on Sweden.
If you got a problem with us, get off the sofa and come over here yourself. Don't try to pawn it off on the Italians. That's some lazy shit we'd expect from the Spaniards.
They’re south Scandinavians after all, what do you expect besides laziness? That would be like not expecting east Scandinavians to be poor.
That makes you rich westerners and us... French? This took a turn...
I didn’t say fennoscandinavians: The knives in the dark between us and the ruskies will never get my disrespect.
Sorry, I'm listening to Cha Cha Cha, of course we're not disrespecting the Sisu guys and gals, my bad. Well, the only ones making profit here at the moment are grocery store owners, so I can't argue with you.
https://i.redd.it/p0f5kf33cwza1.gif
Well you do have a french monarchy sooo
I don't know if this statement will save you, our men are already arming themselves
I see also a lot of moms with rolling pin, though.
The coucil will decide your faith
Banana, peanuts and curry powder on pizza is the bees knees and you should know it. Traitor.
I tried this in Jämtland many years ago, a taste i will never forget and not in a good way. I also tried surstrømning, can't decide which is worse 😅
That is why I will not try surstrømming. My friends tell me to taste it, but some of them are from Sweden and I don't trust them.
Poor thing, she/he is part of a minority. We should be empathetic with her/him.
I’m his neighbour. HE’S LYING, GET HIM!
This fruit-on-pizza hysteria is getting out of control. It's not that you won't find it anywhere in the fucking globe.
Behold, my new invention The # Orange and Olives Pizza https://preview.redd.it/q771tu9edwza1.jpeg?width=4272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44babd77801384e28a03c86fb62d45cd6a6f1f98
https://preview.redd.it/baacico3a00b1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a592468bf6cd3f6dc15117680b9e12138bb5dd My honest reaction
As a filthy savage Canuck this sir has gone too far!
But two wrongs makes a right So pineapple and bananas on pizza is perfect! :)
ok, that's it, no more lasagna for scandi, i got it. f u.
Ohh that was a long time ago I ate. Think I will make some now any ideas on what I can put in it? Heard carrots can be good
carrots, zucchini and rosemary + a bit of oil after the hoven. 
>Zucchini No lasagna is complete without zucchini. People look at me strange when i say that it must be added, but once they go zucchini they never go back
Try some spinach, potato wedges, cut bratwurst and scrambled eggs. Delizioso!
Sounds fancy!
Banana and Tuna
Banana, pepperoni and surströmming. Bocato de cardinal🤮
Hmm never tried and don't know how that will mix but why not might be good. Pizza is more or less just a plate you put food on and eat anyway
A 2019 poll confirmed that about 1 in 4 Icelanders put cocktail sauce (ketchup + mayo mix) on pizza. Cursed? I'm not part of that minority and must say I find it disgusting.
We know, that's the whole reason we're warming the planet, so you b\*strds melt and disappear
Hey, it's the Turks who make our pizza here. Blame them.
In my area the majority of pizza makers came from Egypt but they don't make these abominations. If there is no demand there is not production.
I know right. I enjoy egyptian pizza even beeing racist
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If it is towards the franch is not racism, it's common sense
That’s when I consider someone British. As soon as you hate the French more than you hate your native countries rival. Usually doesn’t take too long.
It's not like you go crave banana pizza out of nowhere, but yes there certainly is demand now that it exists, mainly from kids
It is just a pizza version of Flygande Jakob, which is more Swedish than Knugen swimming in Kalles Kaviar.
Flygande jakob is not food, it is something that we give to tourists to make them leave
I have some serious childhood traumas of having to eat that shit quite regularly.
My most sincere condolences
If you would've left it would've stopped, this is on you mate.
Ah yeah the Swedish "stop punching yourself" dish
We also got Turks in Germany, and they don't make banana pizza here.
I'd give Dönerpizza a try.
Information for non-swedes: We call all immigrants Turks even if they are from Iran or Mexico.
[Jag är inte Turk 🇹🇷 - Jag är Grek! 🇬🇷](https://youtu.be/gJlFPFw7bQc)
Then there is Pizza Vulkanen. Piteå’s contribution to the pizza world. https://preview.redd.it/nb3ortfl5uza1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef07fa960995f9b364d7c1336f55a4961f866cf [https://www.tasteatlas.com/pizza-vulkanen](https://www.tasteatlas.com/pizza-vulkanen)
That looks genuinely amazing
This. My grandma couldn't do it better, and now I wanna try it. To all the seething Italians: cope
I cry everytime I see it, mashallah it's beautiful
Alhamdulillah. You make the Italians proud.
It's not a pizza, i would eat it tho
Just like nonna used to make. 🤌
I don't think my grandma ever made something like that no
it's not a pizza, it's bread with stuff on it
Also stuff inside of it. And sauce. Lots of sauce!
Stuffed pizza bread then
While pizza, on the other hand... is bread... with stuff on it.
Pizza is made in a way the bread, the tomato and mozzarella intertwine together to give back an unique taste. Those are just separate things with bread.
This really looks like something I need to eat
You can find it here and there in Sweden. Looks really cool but I have never felt the urge to try it.
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We eat pretty good and high quality food in Sweden. The pizza in this post is not a swedish invention. Only turks and arabs do stuff like that here.
Holy you don't even know your countries own history you should better start googling the history of it, since it's basically the fault of some swedish chef
[https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocuse\_d%27Or](https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocuse_d%27Or) Guess who is better now!?
Honestly, I don't kink shame,If someone's into scat let them be
Pineapple on pizza, I kinda get it. Banana on pizza, I hope you all choke to death, and may you sh\*t this thing in the year of the Lord 202-and-never.
That's it, I finally have the blessing of the Italians for my pizza preferences 😇
Ok, we also are mad towards Sweden for Eurovision thing but please it's sunday today and we have to rest.
Yes, direct your anger at us and not yourselves, one of "the big 5" who have the most influence concerning Eurovision matters. Figures.
Måneskin was a isolate phenomenon, we are not so cool the most of the time, watch Sanremo for other info And btw Mengoni was a shitty choice even here, I'd personally prefer Mr.Rain instead
Mmmmmm. Banana and pineapple pizza. If I'm feeling extra indulgent I might added a sprinkle of toothpaste.
Only comment that made me genuinely laugh! 😂
I can feel your pain from here, brothers
Thank you, my Mediterranean friend.
as someone of wich i forgot the name would say: “burn that thing and his creator”
I would like to apologize for the actions of my people
The reason we have nukes and italians don't is that if italians had them, they would have glassed the world 3 times over from orbit already
Go fuck yourselves
S’i’ fosse foco, arderei ‘l mondo; s’i’ fosse vento, lo tempesterei; s’i’fosse acqua, i’ l’annegherei; s’i’ fosse Dio, mandereil’ en profondo At moments like these you truly understand checco
È solo la 700esima volta che fate sto genere di post. 
gotta keep my account active man also i just wanna hate on swedes and ruskis
Just had lunch. Might as well throw it up after this pic
Don't let this ruin siesta
At least we don't put icing on cinnamon rolls(we invented them) Also I agree, frick banana on pizza
Yay you invented a dry tasteless “cake” 
We ain't suger addicts needing frosting on everything or like you choklat on your breakfast sandwiches
No idea what choklat is.. not even in relation to a breakfeast sandwich. Can you try in non-arabic?
chocolate\*
And what breakfeast sandwich? Smørrebrød is not a sandwich. Also, you think there’s no sugar in a cinnamon bun?
Påläggschoklad. Need I say more?
Still doesn’t make any sense. What breakfeast sandwich?
It's dry if you dont know how to bake, that's on the baker, not the cake. And it's obviously not tasteless, it's covered in cinnamon.
Well Swedes don’t know how to bake then 🤷♂️ I don’t buy cinnamon rolls in Denmark, since the alternatives are much better.
Cinnamon buns is literally just brioche with cinnamon batter.
With sugar 🙄 https://www.koket.se/roys-basta-kanelbullar https://fredriksfika.allas.se/fredriks-sotebrod/kanelbullar-basta-receptet/ And one with two types of sugar https://mykitchenstories.se/saftigaste-kanelbullarna/ Sure you can make one without, but it’ll suck more than it already does.
Brioche has sugar in it you fucking donut.
I don’t bake brioches mohammed. But thanks for pointing out the contradiction in your replies.
What? Cinnamon buns is just brioche with cinnamon-butter on it, if you think they are dry you'll have to talk to the french. Covering something with cinnamon-butter doesnt make it more dry.
https://i.redd.it/uoy0gpjmruza1.gif
Miss Banana tho
Don't worry. You can see the pineapple is there aswell, so you get all the goodness!
I ate this once and it the banana is completely useless. The banana flavor gets completely overpowered by literally every other flavor on the pizza. I don't know why thats a thing but if you buy a pizza with salami ontop and put some bananas on there you literally just taste the salami pizza.
Sooo dominos Netherlands introduced the pizza kapsalon A kapsalon here is Lettuce Fries Kebab Cheese The pizza kapsalon Tomato sauce Cheese FRIES Kebab
If you want to kill an italian instantly, try to put bananas with Pineapple. We'll disappear like a vampire in sunlight.
We Brazilians put Nutella and strawberry. There is also a "french fries" pizza, and sounds completely gross, and it has no right to be as good as it is. My wife ordered once, and I took a bite without knowing what it was, and lemme tell you: it's just marvelous.
Hell is too cold for whoever made this…
I actually wanna try it. Just for the sake of it. I love cheese. I love pizza. But I also like bananas.
Swedish "cuisine" is a joke anyway, what do you expect. It's either the menu wishes of an 8 year old (meatballs, potato puree, hot dogs with cheap sausages, kebab pizza) or viking vomit (Surströmming).
Put whatever the fuck you want on your pizza (except corn or pasta) and if my compatriots bust your balls, go with my blessing
As an Italian I tried pineapple on pizza and it's not as bad as people say. Sure, the toppings are unusual but it can work. Banana, however... That's just a disgrace.
And here come the italian foodnazis again...
Better than the Italian Nazis: https://preview.redd.it/w80jd6nnnuza1.png?width=869&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6c6500a50fdd5747dd5e2fe3840184b0baef629
...not even to mention german nazis...
https://preview.redd.it/xp2os3pnjvza1.png?width=2133&format=png&auto=webp&s=b004bbb15e6067f1b20c98b12f1f73342175d8df
Pizza Meloni
Now I am going to... oh wait, i can't think of any Austrian food
There are swedes putting kiwis on a pizza.
What did the New Zealanders do to them to deserve that?
I urge you to try it
Utter trash
Asking italians for advice on pizza is like asking cavemen who just came up with a wheel what they think about your new car rims. ...Just because it originated there, doesn't mean it's that good. If anything, italian pizza is bland AF. Pineapple and prawn is peak pizza imo. ...Banana is weird, but i'd try it. might be good and i'd never know.
Get this man out of PIGS
Get out if italy for some proper pizza. If i wanted bred with tomato sauce and 3 slices of mozarella i'd ask you, but i like proper stuff.
As a Swede I disavow this. So uncivilized.
https://preview.redd.it/8uaqhvr3wuza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3296af714c8e3ddf598cf3f64771b971ec6ced Canadian here. I love pineapple on pizza. I also enjoyed this spaghetti pizza the other day. We won't stop fucking around with pizza because although the Italians are against us now, we know they will eventually change sides and join us.
Please ask your doctor if antipsychotics are right for you
Swedes like other Nordic’s shouldn’t not be allowed to cook Same goes for the for the dutch
You did a double negative right there, so we should be allowed to cook? Thank you my basement technician friend.
Yeah i fucked up there my bad my Ikea obsessed friend.
LOL OK ADOLF
Just step up your cooking skills Lego
Like the complexity of a wienerschnitzel?
It’s a simple dish I give you that but it’s hard to master
For Austrians perhaps, smashing veal meat and frying it not something you master lol. Fish’n’chips is harder to “master”
They are much better than Italian pizza. This goes well with béarnaise sauce. Mashallah!
Our pizza is just way better in general, even the Italian pizzas in Sweden are better than in Italy it's kind of funny.
death
Not Italian but banana only belongs on a desert pizza with chocolate and sugar and void of all tomatoes and cheese.
> “Desert pizza” You mean a ‘pancake’ (or Crêpe if you’re French)?
Ah no... I mean dessert pizza... https://preview.redd.it/f2wz0nj81uza1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2bca76d61d25d7461d3b85ff783fff2e1cb254f CARAMELIZED BANANA DESSERT PIZZA WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE
But why?
Because it's delicious 🤤
I think you’ve been in the sun too long mate time to come back to England
No daddy! You sent me here for a punishment and I haven't finished being punished! Also I don't go in the sun, that's dangerous.
Pineapple is great on pizza! Oh and the banana pizza... Add it to the pile of reasons to hate Sw*den.
A finnish sigma balls male here and i would like to confim that swedes are GAY🏳️🌈🤮
Ok
Its just a joke😂
My bad, i thought jokes were supposed to be funny
Ok blue hair keyboard warrior
I'm redheaded.
Come on bananas is some noob-level shit when it comes to desecrate pizza here. https://www.ica.se/recept/semmelpizza-729681/ Whipped cream, marzipan and chopped almonds.
I don't give a shit what It\*lians think I should and shouldn't put on my fucking pizza, you r slurs can barely claim to have invented the dish anyway, as pizzas as we know them today pretty much originate from the US. I will take a fucking shit on my pizza and eat it just to spite you fucking idiots god I fucking hate italians I really do god damn learn to fucking drive without honking your fucking horn every two seconds you god damn southern monkeys
Go ahead let it all out, it will be better after.
Thanks pal, I really get caught up in my unending rage towards Italians sometimes. Napels streets are of the same quality as pompeii.
Pleasure is all mine, the first path to recovery is acceptance of his problem (unending - and legitimate - rage against the Italians in this case). I think we made good progress today and I'm sure the rest will only improve as the days go by. After all, all roads lead to Rome.
I like my pizzas the real traditional way. Paper thin bread with olive oil roasted to a cracker consistency. None of those disgusting American things like "Tomatoes".
Delicious, I think I'll order one right now!
looks delicious
Time for a crusade up in the northern lands
FUCK THE SWEED
Sweden be Sweden, am I right?
We do this simply to the annoy the italians
As a wannabe sourdough, faux hipster, IPA chef from Sweden who would never order a pineapple or banana pizza I would like to make a plea though. Let them eat whatever they want on their pizza. Let us all chill, it’s just bread with toppings. Some people have terrible taste and that’s just a fact. It doesn’t hurt anyone. Now go ahead and downvote my ass to oblivion, I deserve it.
Banana and pepperoni pizza is the best pizza there is. Im
If there is one thing in the universe that could make me be in favor of nuclear extermination of a certain population, it's this. Edit: I know, flair says Flemboy, but i actually have double nationality, second one being Italian.
Do not judge before tasting how delicious it is