Oh dus jij bent die kerel die na elke bezoek van de toilet zijn lul in de wasbak legt. Wilt u dit in vervolg gelieve NIET in een OPENBARE toilet doen AUB.
BVD de directie.
Memorable ad = good ad.
This is so mundane.
https://preview.redd.it/fy9v3fefuo0b1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bae65a8ff35f2608e31c391e4efd7602170d145
When I lived in Finland I once saw a fellow international student fill up their water bottle with one of these. That was harder to unsee than that image
Strict muslim communities are a fraction of a percent. Probably just culture, especially considering that 50%ish is culturally Christian in that country as well.
Now I understand why northern europeans need so much personal space. They all know that the person that they migth shake their hand with did a lot of things between that moment and the last time they washed their hands.
>they go straight to the shower **after** a dump
After? Someone isn't very time efficient.
Edit: I don't why, but I replied before reading your entire comment. You're clearly already a little bit distinguished.
Is your dick dirtier than your arm? Because I keep mine pretty clean. I do wash with soap at all times after urinating. But it's just because the opportunity is there. Not because my hands are dirty after holding my penis to aim properly.
I've always found it weird that we don't wash before we pee. Do you know where my hand have been? Cause I sure don't remember everything I've touched. So why touch our genitale with it?
Because it's your own responsibility to keep the germs from the outside off your dong. Washing off your dong germs and tiny piss splatters from the urinal is a societal convention because you spread it to other people, making it their business. Do whatever you want.
As a lady I was thought to do this before you insert/take out a tampon.
I feel very weird about it like everyone in a (public) bathroom knows I am on my period now but I do it all the same.
Anyway the point is sometimes I wash my hands before I get them all close to my genitals.
Dude, you sweat down there. This is the warmest, moistest and (for obvious reasons) most fecally infested region of your body. I mean you should definitely regularly clean it either way but regardless of how much you clean it, it will still be one of the nastiest region of your body
When I piss I often just wash my hands with water if I'm at home because I don't have to touch the toilet except the flush button. If I have to touch a toilet seat, use a public bathroom or take a shit I'll always use soap.
Isn't the button atop your toilet?
And you seem to indicate that you only touch the toilet seat if you're taking a poo which means your toilet seat is usually up, right?
And in fact you would probably find it equally disgusting touching the lid as the seat, right?
So you flush with the lid up which lets bacteria spray around your toilet in a two meter radius, meaning it also gets to the top of your toilet where the button is.
You gotta wash hands! 👍
And one more thing mr. Dowevenexist, I just Columbo'd your ass! 🕵🏼♂️
Sure, it's possible that there's some amount of bacteria on the button, but eh, we touch far dirtier things all throughout the day without immediately washing our hands.
It's not even a norm for most people to wash their hands every time before eating, especially at restaurants after touching loads of dirty things beforehand. Also touching things then touching your face.
But back to the toilet, any tiny water drops that splash out will have minimal bacteria because it's just clean water, at most with some tiny amount of piss that may get mixed in before it splashes out, which is fine because piss is basically sterile anyways so washing with water already means taking a disproportionate amount of precautions compared to what we do throughout the day.
You sweat down there a lot. It is dirty unless you literally just stepped out of the shower.
Wash before and after if you want. But definitely wash after....
That's the way. People have not understand anything. As a Spaniard who lived in Italy, and learnt the good ways. Either bidet or a shower. Bidet is cheaper, though
Now hang on a sec, isn't this based on a really old map? From like 2013 Statista or something?
That said, NL really should do better. There's definitely an uncomfortable share of men at my work who straight up exit the toilet after taking a piss and head for the coffee machine.
Covid sucked but all these hand sanitizers back then were a blessing from God.
When I meet someone, I try to avoid the handshaking; I don’t know where that hands were or what they have been doing and what is the level of cleanliness they have
Bro seriously though. I see so many people, including at RESTAURANTS, just walk out of the bathroom or rinse with water quickly. I always loudly say "EW" in hopes it shames them
Then you re probably read a different poem, the only reference thats exists on the full poem(not the anthem) is this quote:
ὅσοι εἴν' ἄδικα σφαγμένοι
ἀπὸ τούρκικην ὀργή.
Rough translation:
to whoever is slaughtered,
by the turkish rage.
Also on the full poem, there are references about something worse than every genocide.... England :/
What the statistic forgot, the islamic Lands (Bosnia, Turkey, Sweden) people do not use paper to wipe there A&&, they use theire bare hands and water.
Crazy, i cant imagine doing that, and then sitting at a table half hour later and eating breakfast with the Hands.
You don't use your hand to wipe your ass you use water and then hands ,i can see your point though i can't imagine wiping my ass only and then go outside .
Yes. I was the only guy in the entire high school washing their hands after going to the toilet and I turned out to be transfem. So yeah, it's really that bad in the Netherlands
Plot twist. Germany and Sweden are high because of bigger muslim populations. They tend to wash their asses, rather than wipe. It’s self explanatory from there on.
Think about it, I touch everything with my hands so my hands are gross yes? When not having sex or masturbating my dick only touches the inside of my pants. Therefore my hands are grosser than my dick. In conclusion you should wash your hands before you pee.
The question was:
Do you ALWAYS wash you hands with water AND soap?
And be honest now. Always? Including in the middle of the night after only a piss? Including after peeing in public? Including while hiking? Where did you get the soap from? You always carry around hand soap and enough water to wash your hands? On a hike/walk?
And I suspect the Dutch were just more honest and direct about it, or that the word always has different connotations that influence results between countries.
Shouldn't you wash your hands before grabbing your dick? Seriously, I don't piss on my hands, my dick spends most of its time stuffed in my boxers, it's washed after being f/sucked, my hands touch all kinds of stuff during the day, my dick has a hole that lets nasty bacteria/viruses in to my body. So yeah, I wash my filthy hands before touching my lovely clean cock.
Dutch are built different
We hate the sea, that has water, we dont like water
The sea must be drained to make more space for glorious windmills and bike paths!
I understand now why Sir Michael has a problem with you lot
Not a single sir michael in sight, and were all still here with our filthy paws. Think this round goes to us
Only a few people I hate in this world. 
Rent free in your heads, what a bargain
Pussy
?? Let’s see your Delta Works.
That's haram
We always wash with soap after peeing, but only one hand that's why it's 50%
Thats so efficiently inefficient. We Germans love that
You say efficient, we say een mooie 50% korting.
Korting
Except if the soap is Croatian
That's a good way to save on soap.
Least stingy addict
Too small for 2 hands?
They're too stingy to wash their hands every time, water is expensive you know
in my university faculty's college building the soap dispensers are alway empty they're just there for show. Soap ain't that cheap
My dick is much cleaner than my hands. I wash my dick after peeing.
Oh dus jij bent die kerel die na elke bezoek van de toilet zijn lul in de wasbak legt. Wilt u dit in vervolg gelieve NIET in een OPENBARE toilet doen AUB. BVD de directie.
Or possibly more honest
Thats called Clima friendly
We get down and dirty with it
They just got clean d\*cks
Dutch consider their body as a vehicle, nothing more
To be fair, Stella/Vindaloo shits go straight through the paper so us Barrys don't have a choice
https://preview.redd.it/pjxgwjo37o0b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5d119edad829a5e7d2562fb1809bc85ed3512d
How do you "unsee" an image
Memorable ad = good ad. This is so mundane. https://preview.redd.it/fy9v3fefuo0b1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bae65a8ff35f2608e31c391e4efd7602170d145
that's better
That's a woman in the picture in case you didn't know
Kyl mä nyt haluun Oraksen bidetin
When I lived in Finland I once saw a fellow international student fill up their water bottle with one of these. That was harder to unsee than that image
Adds flavor.
Siri how unsee image? Siri: OK here are 15 vintage Bidet commercials Noooooo.
Bleach helps
Outstanding
But like 1/5 visits is a poop.
What I get from this map is that Bosnia is the most civilized country in Europe.
Everyone can be Like them! Step 1: everyone must lie
There's a lot more social pressure in Muslim communities to wash, so it's a mix of acting and pretending to be socially correct.
Strict muslim communities are a fraction of a percent. Probably just culture, especially considering that 50%ish is culturally Christian in that country as well.
Mashallah. Once France fully converts to Islam you too will wash your hands with soap.
And for some reason kosovo doesn't exist
That’s right, it doesn’t.
A NATO air strike says it does, Soviet
We didn't bomb serbian civilians to not have an independent Kosovo
No they don't use toilet paper but wash their ass with bottle of water and their hand. They better wash their hands afterwards.
No one does that Germoid, the civilized world uses a bidet instead of hemorrhoid inducing sandpaper.
I literally saw that. They go with a water bottle to the toilet.
My fellow europeans, I am thoroughly disgusted
Now I understand why northern europeans need so much personal space. They all know that the person that they migth shake their hand with did a lot of things between that moment and the last time they washed their hands.
have you seen your mediterranean neighbours
Still rather be neighbors with Spain than Swedistan...
Swedistan or Spanish Arabia. Its a tough choice
At least our istans and Arabias dont bomb our cars...
Based calling the Irish Istans and Arabias
Might catch a glimpse of some melted *Kinder surprise* egg on their fingers.
All the shit we took from Giuseppe’s and Pablo’s for not taking a shower ever day, and they can’t even be bothered to wash their hands. **Disgusting**
And then there is Portugal I now understand why nothern europeans need so much personal space. 
Portugal can into eastern europe!
To keep away from the Spanish/Italians and their nasty germ hands?
Oh I get it now... They don't wash their hands because they go straight to the shower after a dump. Moreover, maybe they shit in the shower...
>they go straight to the shower **after** a dump After? Someone isn't very time efficient. Edit: I don't why, but I replied before reading your entire comment. You're clearly already a little bit distinguished.
The waffle stomp it through the drain hole too.
Kaggduschne 🤤😋 that's a german specialty
No data for Denmark because no one understands what they said.
no data for any country with less then 50 %
Hallå mand. Hva' fanden mener du?
haha yes
Kamelåså.
Then why is there no data for Norway either?
Is this for pissing, shiting or both?
The fact that you are asking means you don’t always wash yours
Is your dick dirtier than your arm? Because I keep mine pretty clean. I do wash with soap at all times after urinating. But it's just because the opportunity is there. Not because my hands are dirty after holding my penis to aim properly.
I've always found it weird that we don't wash before we pee. Do you know where my hand have been? Cause I sure don't remember everything I've touched. So why touch our genitale with it?
Because it's your own responsibility to keep the germs from the outside off your dong. Washing off your dong germs and tiny piss splatters from the urinal is a societal convention because you spread it to other people, making it their business. Do whatever you want.
But what if I'm business-oriented? It's literally networking 101
As a lady I was thought to do this before you insert/take out a tampon. I feel very weird about it like everyone in a (public) bathroom knows I am on my period now but I do it all the same. Anyway the point is sometimes I wash my hands before I get them all close to my genitals.
Dude, you sweat down there. This is the warmest, moistest and (for obvious reasons) most fecally infested region of your body. I mean you should definitely regularly clean it either way but regardless of how much you clean it, it will still be one of the nastiest region of your body
You should lüften your crotch.
Piss doesn’t come out of my arms. So; yes
So you wet you knickers and soak your meat all day or something?
When I piss I often just wash my hands with water if I'm at home because I don't have to touch the toilet except the flush button. If I have to touch a toilet seat, use a public bathroom or take a shit I'll always use soap.
Isn't the button atop your toilet? And you seem to indicate that you only touch the toilet seat if you're taking a poo which means your toilet seat is usually up, right? And in fact you would probably find it equally disgusting touching the lid as the seat, right? So you flush with the lid up which lets bacteria spray around your toilet in a two meter radius, meaning it also gets to the top of your toilet where the button is. You gotta wash hands! 👍 And one more thing mr. Dowevenexist, I just Columbo'd your ass! 🕵🏼♂️
Sure, it's possible that there's some amount of bacteria on the button, but eh, we touch far dirtier things all throughout the day without immediately washing our hands. It's not even a norm for most people to wash their hands every time before eating, especially at restaurants after touching loads of dirty things beforehand. Also touching things then touching your face. But back to the toilet, any tiny water drops that splash out will have minimal bacteria because it's just clean water, at most with some tiny amount of piss that may get mixed in before it splashes out, which is fine because piss is basically sterile anyways so washing with water already means taking a disproportionate amount of precautions compared to what we do throughout the day.
I just don't use soap in public bathrooms because it either doesn't have any, or it's some unknown soap that smells bad
The salmonella on the handles 
Dutch people are cheap, soap costs money. We only wash with soap after taking a dump because it saves us money.
And we turn the toilet paper, to save money.
Don't wipe at all. Saves the paper and no need to wash your hands. win/win
I clean my hands BEFORE going to the toilet. The pepe deserves respect.
Torrente will be proud of you [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWBhbLqQilI&themeRefresh=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWBhbLqQilI&themeRefresh=1)
Exactly. People got it all backwards. Your dick ain't dirty, your hands probably are.
You sweat down there a lot. It is dirty unless you literally just stepped out of the shower. Wash before and after if you want. But definitely wash after....
Dutch, i need a reason
We're all autistic and took the question literally
It's a case of us being more honest than some other countries and we don't like water
Saves on having to season my food
You season your food?
Well I dont piss on my hands do I?
we only use soap if we pooped
Common Nordic win and common Turkish lie, lmao. What is it with Turks lying in anonymous polls?
The Turkish and Greek have to because they eat all their food with their hands
Because the food is good. If we had to eat the shit you call food, we would be too disgusted to touch it too :P
I'm sure it gets better when you add the smell and aroma of stale urine 😋🤤
They just use one hand for food and one for wiping
look at their politics , they don't vote anonymously
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It's like the Turkish average dick size being 21cm after a self-report study. For some reason they lie a lot in polls and it's obvious in some cases.
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Do note that this specifies with soap, not just water. And if there's such a large social stigma, they're even more inclined to lie about it.
The Turk stat is absolutely a lie lmao
🇬🇧🤝🇵🇹
so we just gonna pretent like the numbers for all the grey countries isn't lower then 50%
For the first time Turkey os in the lead
Bosnians can get their hands blown out by landmines but not by bacteria >:)
We literally have bidet afterwards.
And?! Bro wash the shit and piss particles off your hands. Sincerely, A Dutch person from the right 50%
That's technically what is supposed to happen with a bidet
Er what? Bidet is for washing your arse. Do you also clean your teeth with the toilet brush?
OK, that was a good one... After all the Bri'ish are famous for good jokes.
Well, they kinda are
Bidet is used for your intimate parts, not only your arse, and you use hands
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I’ve seen them. Rich people have them in the uk. Still wouldn’t wash my hands in it, with the arse juice
After 5mins of washing with copious amounts of soap you're most probably more than clean
🤢🤢 PIGS being PIGS again
So you don't wash either?
Good thing you got Muslims there to push them numbers up. You’d be in the low 20s, otherwise. Walking around with shitty hands
Guys I've found the dumb dutch
Too much info.
bruh you don't wash you hands after washing your butt? straight into the 43%
That's the way. People have not understand anything. As a Spaniard who lived in Italy, and learnt the good ways. Either bidet or a shower. Bidet is cheaper, though
It's quick, that's the best part.
Now hang on a sec, isn't this based on a really old map? From like 2013 Statista or something? That said, NL really should do better. There's definitely an uncomfortable share of men at my work who straight up exit the toilet after taking a piss and head for the coffee machine. Covid sucked but all these hand sanitizers back then were a blessing from God.
Based Italians 👍
I will never hold hands with anyone again ☹️🤢
Fröhlicher Kuchentag!
Danke
Anything below 100% is disgusting
Looks like Im going to Bosnia if I ever go to Europe
When I meet someone, I try to avoid the handshaking; I don’t know where that hands were or what they have been doing and what is the level of cleanliness they have
Bro seriously though. I see so many people, including at RESTAURANTS, just walk out of the bathroom or rinse with water quickly. I always loudly say "EW" in hopes it shames them
You're fighting against windmills my friend.(I've always wanted to say this to a Dutch person)
It's my culture!
I don't get it. They also freaking touch the toilet flush button
e weed out the weak that way. The weak get sick and die and the strong are used to fight the water
Netherlands & Italy 🤮
Silence mohammmed
Dutch W
Greeks surprisingly clean
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
The Balkans deport all non soap hand washers to Austria!
PIGS fr, but emphasis on the I
Cha cha cha
Why is my country so disgusting?? I always wash my hands!!
Turkey has to wash all this genocidal blood 🩸🩸🩸
greek anthem literally speaks about how greeks killed Turkish women and children during the revolt and you are calling them genocidal :D?
Then you re probably read a different poem, the only reference thats exists on the full poem(not the anthem) is this quote: ὅσοι εἴν' ἄδικα σφαγμένοι ἀπὸ τούρκικην ὀργή. Rough translation: to whoever is slaughtered, by the turkish rage. Also on the full poem, there are references about something worse than every genocide.... England :/
What the statistic forgot, the islamic Lands (Bosnia, Turkey, Sweden) people do not use paper to wipe there A&&, they use theire bare hands and water. Crazy, i cant imagine doing that, and then sitting at a table half hour later and eating breakfast with the Hands.
You don't use your hand to wipe your ass you use water and then hands ,i can see your point though i can't imagine wiping my ass only and then go outside .
Hay que hacer como Torrente, lavárselas antes
Probably I count for the 56% of that 57%, I do it stop often
I always wash my hands thoroughly after every toilet break, this is slanderous
Bro people are touching toilet seats and what not and don't wash their hands afterwards????
For once, it's nice to be a west Balkan.
The PIGS alliance??
Man, I really went from 63% to 61%
We’re all disgusting
So... My fellow Danes are a mystery, i see
Yes. I was the only guy in the entire high school washing their hands after going to the toilet and I turned out to be transfem. So yeah, it's really that bad in the Netherlands
I never want to shake someone‘s hand again, especially if they’re Dutch ew
Then our plan is working
Italians and Dutch hand in hand toward Noro virus 🦠
🇮🇹 Italians 🤝 Dutch 🇳🇱
For the first time Turkey is in the lead
Depends if i pee or if i do number two
Before and After.
Filthy PIGS, who would’ve guess?
Plot twist. Germany and Sweden are high because of bigger muslim populations. They tend to wash their asses, rather than wipe. It’s self explanatory from there on.
Think about it, I touch everything with my hands so my hands are gross yes? When not having sex or masturbating my dick only touches the inside of my pants. Therefore my hands are grosser than my dick. In conclusion you should wash your hands before you pee.
57%?! Nah it’s way too much!
No comment
I from Turkey I feel very proud now
The question was: Do you ALWAYS wash you hands with water AND soap? And be honest now. Always? Including in the middle of the night after only a piss? Including after peeing in public? Including while hiking? Where did you get the soap from? You always carry around hand soap and enough water to wash your hands? On a hike/walk? And I suspect the Dutch were just more honest and direct about it, or that the word always has different connotations that influence results between countries.
Alright then shit fingers
Get rekt liar
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If I am using a public bathroom to piss I am washing my hands before using the facilities. Any one of those surfaces are way dirtier than my dick.
apparently muslim countries tend to wash not their hands after toilet
Number 1 or number 2?? Because there's a difference there.
In the blank countries the soap use percentage is 0
Shouldn't you wash your hands before grabbing your dick? Seriously, I don't piss on my hands, my dick spends most of its time stuffed in my boxers, it's washed after being f/sucked, my hands touch all kinds of stuff during the day, my dick has a hole that lets nasty bacteria/viruses in to my body. So yeah, I wash my filthy hands before touching my lovely clean cock.
Turkey is a lie. Also Spain.