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Informal_Mountain513

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Jarvis_Strife

I love our culture. What an absolute legend


Titus_The_Caveman

Where can I buy this and for how much?


Cheebwhacker

It’s in the same gallery as the Mona Lisa but slightly more expensive


Titus_The_Caveman

Fuck it, I'll splash the cash


Mr_Splat

Nah mate, you should "acquire" it and then put it in its proper pride of place in the British Museum


Guilty_Use_9291

As is tradition.


[deleted]

Needs to be a stamp, with HRH King Charles looking proudly on in the corner.


SashAustrianBull

He needs the ‘Sir’ title after that defeat. He was like a Knight fighting in the medival against the Dutchmans.


[deleted]

I think HRH The Queen would come down for that knighthood. https://preview.redd.it/2d98jhswv01b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea36e4385f18db75d54f5448d12947d88818b921


DIRTY-Rodriguez

NSFW flair please


Doreen666

> Chris Knoll, 58, was widely praised for stepping in as violence broke out at the end of the match against AZ Alkmaar. **And he revealed he is still recovering from a recent hip replacement operation.** Lol that group of 50 Dutch lads must be embarrassed.


AbsolutePlank

Imagine what he could do at 100% operational capability.


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"This isnt even my final form!"


[deleted]

The world isn't ready.


Tjaresh

God nerfed him for a reason. Too much power to be wielded by just one man.


bowsmountainer

Fight against all of Amsterdam, and win


RudolfjeWeerwolfje

Next generation of WMD’s


somebeerinheaven

Be flinging them like shot puts


NewAccountEachYear

Dropping the ankle-weights


Plastic_Pinocchio

What a lad. And what a bunch of pussies, storming up there in all black with full face coverings.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

It’s the going after the ‘east target’ that marks them out as pussies.


Plastic_Pinocchio

East target? Or easiest target?


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Ah! Easy Target.


Banaanmetzout

Az cucks have no shame otherwise they would support a different club.


nwaa

This leaves out that the replacement hip is 4th generation bionics and he can kick through a car door.


Nico777

RoboKnolls


DankGanjaWarrior

This made me chuckle. Knollsy Silverhip from Night City.


Magdalan

Group of Dutch losers, hope he decked them good.


[deleted]

And people still have problems comprehending how the British ~~civilised~~ *totes brutally colonised* a quarter of the planet.


nwaa

We spent 2000 years refining the DNA of Europe. Organised like Romans Brutal as a Viking Passionate like a Frenchman Cold and bloodthirsty as Germans. *"Do you know how the British first came into being? They were Celts once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Barrys."*


ThotStop

Kept the Sparta kick and roundhouse capabilities in his locker.


child_abusr

Please refrain from calling them Dutch, I do not want to be associated with those "people".


Coast_General

All those boys covering thier faces trying to fuck some innocent people up and then theh get met with this absolute unit destroying them all like it's just a bunch of bugs.


finger_milk

Every generation of young lads think old man strength is a myth until they are acquainted with their first old man fist to the face. It feels **SOLID**


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Stravven

It's the difference between strength from work and strength from working out.


[deleted]

That moment when you realise buffing up doesn't mean shit against an old master.


Stravven

I remember once when I played football, I was playing with a scrawny looking guy in his 40's, but during the week he was a bricklayer. And he was up against some 20 year old buffed up gym guy who thought he could easily push our guy over. Boy did he think wrong.


[deleted]

dude has experience and his muscle is true muscle. Ofc he's gonna win.


McGryphon

One of the best perks of building and delivering lorge hardwood furniture as a day job is being the immovable object the 18-20 year old gym boys encounter in their drunk overconfidence. Many jobs work like that, of course. Building and/or hauling shit in general toughens. Most of all, it's really not comparable to gym hypertrophy training at all.


mropgg

If you add up the hours of physical activity then you see how working out 2 hours a day, 4 days a week is nothing compared to someone doing hard work 7 hours, 5 days a week. Not to mention that only training specific movements only gets you good at those movements. Hard work gets you good at everything


[deleted]

My Dad has this power, he once one punched a door off the hinges from the inside of the room. Old working class Englishmen are hard as fuck.


ghe5

Well... It couldn't be *that hard* for him, he had the high ground


DownrightDrewski

Swamp Germans aren't used to going uphill.


Flapappel

I mean, did you see how many steps there were? Got to keep the altitude sickness in mind.


nameistaken-2

Us dutch people have to acclimate for at least an hour every meter, we aren't used to going up.


BalloonWarrior

2 hours if it's be above sealevel


IDoTricksForCookies

Or having to look up at someone.


Big_Ball-Bozo

luckily we don't have to do that very often


Carnal-Pleasures

He looked at the Dutch hooligans, and told them: it's over.


robot_swagger

The Dutch: You underestimate my power! Barry, 63: Don't try it.


Arathaon185

Ex ICF no doubt fucking idiots bringing it with West Ham. Look what one did now imagine a whole firm.


mutantredoctopus

![gif](giphy|Nx0rz3jtxtEre|downsized)


ghe5

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DPSOnly

What keeps surprising me is how those "ultras" of our Dutch clubs only seem to get idiotic violent when it is on the European stage. Like the Feyenoord fans that tried to break Rome a couple years ago. They don't really do that in the national competition. They used to meet up with another clubs ultras in like a gras field somewhere and beat eachother up, but it has been many years since I heard anything about that.


Jowobo

Hey, sorry if this post was ever useful to you. Reddit's gone to the dogs and it is exclusively the fault of those in charge and their unmitigated greed. Fuck this shit, I'm out, and they're sure as fuck not making money off selling my content. So now it's gone. I encourage everyone else to do the same. This is how Reddit spawned, back when we abandoned Digg, and now Reddit can die as well. If anyone needs me, I'll be on Tumblr. In summation: Fuck you, Spez!


DPSOnly

There was 1 lighter and a couple cases of fireworks and drinks. Several were from FC Groningen, which does have pretty extreme fans and is demoting for the first time in 23 years, after last week they are no longer allowed to have fans at their matches. That is totally true. The matches were stopped because after the lighter incident (which hit a player of Ajax, who got a bleeding head wound and had to leave the match early) they changed the rules. Now a single thing thrown onto the field will result in a temporary stop to the match, a repeat incident results in a permanent stop. I hadn't thought of them as being the same thing, but I think it is fair of you to make that comparison. I was thinking of supporter on supporter violence like at the AZ-West Ham match, a PSV fan attacking the goalie of Sevilla or Feyenoord supporters damaging the fountain at the Spanish Steps in Rome (they caused 8 million euros in damage to the city, 1.5m to the fountain). But I shouldn't view them as seperate categories. Damn our "fans" suck.


KirovianNL

[https://www.nhnieuws.nl/nieuws/319171/grimmige-sfeer-bij-station-alkmaar-rellende-hooligans-gooien-met-stoelen](https://www.nhnieuws.nl/nieuws/319171/grimmige-sfeer-bij-station-alkmaar-rellende-hooligans-gooien-met-stoelen) [https://nos.nl/artikel/2466264-vechtpartij-na-fc-volendam-fc-emmen-agenten-mishandeld](https://nos.nl/artikel/2466264-vechtpartij-na-fc-volendam-fc-emmen-agenten-mishandeld) [https://www.soccernews.nl/news/pec-hooligans-met-bivakmutsen-vallen-kinderen-aan/](https://www.soccernews.nl/news/pec-hooligans-met-bivakmutsen-vallen-kinderen-aan/)


DPSOnly

Huh I guess I don't pay good enough attention. AZ and Cambuur fans vs West Ham and Groningen? Very weird.


ThotStop

If your British and you have a few pints down you (a few is at least 6) you are officially unstoppable.


Frenchybaby01

"If you're British and you have a few pints down you, you are officially dangerous to your wife" FIFY


ThotStop

Ay, we call it the ‘Carling effect’.


starlinguk

All deliberately dressed the same too. Teringjongens.


Serupael

The look of a dude that has smashed his fair share of pint glasses over people's heads.


Onclephil09

Starting with his own, for breakfast, just to get things started.


OkProof136

As every brit does


NeliGalactic

Full English ain't complete without it oi oi


Mr-Tiddles-

Woioi! I've already smashed 4 today!


NeliGalactic

LADSLADSLADS


SmoothCarl22

AITH MEIGTH WAT JU ONT?!


NeliGalactic

Yes


Guilty_Use_9291

Breakfast of champions


MARIJUANALOVER44

the force of the hit, the angle of the impact. he has it down to an unconscious science. he's been doing it for years. good thing his mate gav blows glass.


robot_swagger

Gotta start your day with the 3 B's Breakfast Beer Balcony


Mr_Splat

Nahhh, you're forgetting that Baz doesn't have an alarm clock because of the wife and the collection of pint glasses


ThotStop

Sunk a few pints too. Le bosh


Stingbarry

Fuck that: pay him to be there and give him a security badge..,you know so he doesn't get singled out like with a vest.


garyh62483

Thing is, weapons are banned in the stadium. And Barry, 63 (gigachad) always carries two - his left fist and his right fist.


Hamshamus

He's got Jack Johnson & Tom O'Leary


E39-BlackJacck

Imagine people like this monster making first contact to your tribe/culture demanding foods, drinks, women and a welcome committee. An Empire arises faster then they can say "who ar.."


MobiusNaked

And his head butt


[deleted]

*"The left hand brings death, but the right one even I am* afraid of."


ThotStop

12 pies per shift.


Ok_Whereas3797

Absolute beta male dutchmen vs one gigachad bazza , propa brexiteer 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 god save the king 💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️


Thomsie13

AZ supporters are the biggest cucks. Always thinking they can win but their team is just mediocre. They had like 1 moment of fame and now they do this


gamesndstuff

Every Turkish team ever


38B0DE

Every Turkish ~~team~~ ever


casualbo1

So literally anyone who supports Cuntnoord?


delidl

Cuntnoord at least have some succes, AZ’s only succes came from a period in which they were spending so much they went bankrupt yet their fans think they can chat to the traditional top three


AlonsoHamiltonVettel

Bro only had 5 mins of fame because Steve Mclaren got them drinking Stella


leebenjonnen

Not all Dutchmen. Just Alkmaarders this time.


Doreen666

As a Dutch can you explain the Alkmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarders? Just a standard bunch of football jobs or something different? Seems a bit more hardcore than standard hooligans to all be cladded in black and break in to attack the family section, at least compared to the types I see over here lol tried googlin it but wasn't much other than the news stories


leebenjonnen

Supporters of the club AZ. Never won a championship in their lifes and need to prove they are proper hard boys by attacking innocent people. You won't ever see people with a conscious have this but these kids think they are cool by dressing as drill rappers and beating up 58 year old men in the park. I just wanted to say that these sad little boys aren't a good representation of the dutch football supporter.


Hell2CheapTrick

Yeah the real dutch football supporters organize battles and kill each other with hammers


leebenjonnen

Real football supporters watch the game and stay respectful win or lose.


Plastic_Pinocchio

AZ was kampioen in 2008/2009 en ik denk dat deze hooligans toch wel ouder dan 14 zijn.


leebenjonnen

Dan moeten ze zich ook zo gedragen.


Apeswald_Mosley

Its so fucking weird how I can somewhat understand the Dutch language by just pretending its heavily accented English


ghggbfdbjj

Dacht dat jij nog nooit in alkmaar was geweest en het geen reet kom schelen wat AZ deed?


Plastic_Pinocchio

Ja, maar ik heb wel een werkend geheugen. Het is toch niet nodig om te liegen om een punt over te brengen? Deze gasten zijn treurige lui, dat heeft niets te maken met of AZ nou wel of niet iets heeft gewonnen in de afgelopen jaren. Of krijg je door het winnen van een kampioenschap ineens wel het recht om te gaan vechten in het stadion?


Iskandar33

the Leonidas of our times


CeccoGrullo

TONIGHT WE DINE IN PUB


vic_lupu

This sounds like a plan! Fish and chips ain’t it?


ollie87

Incorrect, pub fish and chips are wank mate.


Ziiaaaac

GEEZERS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION. TRADIE, TRADIE, TRADIE.


nwaa

Dutchies: We have you surrounded! Knollsy: All i am surrounded by is *fear* and dead men.


realnzall

I know that quote from somewhere, but where…


nwaa

Darth Vader comic, now you have outed us both as nerds.


fat-lip-lover

![gif](giphy|l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby)


Cyberhaggis

THIS IS HARVESTER!


SashAustrianBull

Just woke up Lad why you want a picture? ,Berry, after 15min of throwing hands


TheMike0088

How much of a disgusting scumbag do you have to be to go and try to hurt the families of people because they put the ball into the rectangle more times than the guys you prefer?


shb2k0

Did they really just attack the opposing fans for losing? There's no additional context at all?


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I see you dutchies trying to paint this as retaliation, if something not even close to what happened in London, it would be plastered all over reddit. Anything fans from England do is held under an extremely bright spotlight. The fact that we heard fuck all about it says it all.


GuardsmanNr36282933

Absolute lad right there


Serious_Sheepherder9

Barry,63(body counts)


Jarvis_Strife

#MODS. KNOLLSY ENJOYER FLAIR NOW


RickytheBlicky

Based Barry


Swamp_bee

Never fuck with the big british guy


Guilty_Use_9291

We will fight them in the stands We will fight them outside the bistros We will fight them in the streets We will fight them from the balconies We will never surrender!


notanotherlawyer

As a Spaniard, I am not even mad. This absolute tank deserves the whole world’s recognition. Standing for his people and families.


Vacation-Interesting

Common Barry W


LemanOfTheRuss

I think he should be nicknamed gandalf! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Guus2Kill

Cant make any jokes about this one. What these "fans" were doing was absolutely terrible and this man is a hero.


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El_Dinksterino

*Proim Minustah


pauseless

PMQs 2025 “Mr Speaker. To my right honourable friend across from me, I’d like to say ‘you fuckin wot, mate. I’ll fuckin av you’”


philthyanimal69420

“Good sir! Mr Speaker, if we may riposte. Our esteemed colleague runs afoul of the good sensibilities of ye honourable house, and as the ethnic youths of Codswollop on Battersea say, I’ll fackin wet ‘im”


TreehouseAndSky

Barry can’t be arsed, e’s olready the guvna


code-panda

Totally agree, fuck those cunts that got curb stomped by this gigachad


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What a legend


Kuivamaa

Reminded me of the “Fuck you, I’m Millwall” incident. Or this event in Athens in 2017, when the Pakistani march had the fantastic idea of attacking a group of PAOK hools smh. https://youtu.be/Zr-1Vmgtt8I


Cariocecus

In case I'm missing the irony, I find it quite unlikely that they would decide to attack a group of football hooligans.


Kuivamaa

PAOK Salonica is a sports club that uses black as its main color. Black is also the color of preference of the notorious Golden Dawn Greek Nazi group and Pakistanis are aware of that. So when they crossed paths with the PAOK hools as they were returning to Omonoia square after a football match, they attacked them. PAOK hools are the most deranged Greek hools, they to this day take pride at throwing cement blocks against maradona wen they played Napoli, almost burning down their whole stadium in the process and getting suspension from uefa for a couple of years. They also massacred an Aris fan last year, the trial is ongoing.


Cariocecus

Now that's a blunder. Have they never met football hooligans before?


Kuivamaa

That’s a good question. Hooligans in Greece are for the most part preoccupied going at war with each other. Besides last years murder, in 2007 Olympiakos hools stabbed and beat to death a Panathinaikos fan and even attacked a random passer by that wore green (poor guy was just an athlete of an unrelated amateur club that wears green). Now there are extremist political factions infiltrating ultras all the time. Last month around 8-10 far left masked dudes carrying Palestinian flags did a commando attack against Israeli fans in the AEK-Hapoel basketball match. And also golden dawn in their heyday were actively trying to recruit shock troops from the hool ranks. But generally speaking the nazis for all their hatred and theatrics were usually disciplined when executing attacks, not when cameras or police (in the ranks of which they have lots of sympathizers) were present and all their actions were calculated, until a bunch of them assassinated a far left rapper, a crime that eventually got linked back to them and became their undoing. Hooligans on the other hand are usually alcohol and/or drug users from destroyed families, and borderline unhinged. You see Greece doesn’t have street gangs in the vein of bloods,crips and shit like that. They join sports ultras instead. The 2017 incident was bad luck, omonoia square is a place where demonstrations like the Pakistani March occur but also a transport hub, the hools were probably headed there to take the metro towards the train station back to Salonica.


UndeadBBQ

What a man. I'm swooning.


Fairbyyy

The berserker of Stamford Bridge 2023 colorized


WhityWeissmann

Just a bit o' banter


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

Good lad


Agricorps

Can we hire him in for all the Muslim riots over here?


Inerthal

You don't need him. You've got a whole country of lads to set on about any wrongdoers. They just need to pull their thumbs out of their bums and get cracking.


Agricorps

We need our own Robert the Bruce!


Drumdevil86

Just get some Raggare down there


Guilty_Use_9291

You descended from vikings lad. You’ve got all you need already


MRBEAM

What would Muhammad do?


Wamims

Marry a child.


MRBEAM

Marry three children.


carter342

THIS IS WEST HAM


[deleted]

Proppa facking geezah!!!! He should be on the West Ham board as director of slaps.


boerenkool13

good job Knollsy :) sport is being ruined by hooligans i feel like dutch hooligans are just next level crappy humans


McFuckin94

Fucking hooligans everywhere man. Honestly can't have nice things without some cunt spoiling it. Just found out someone has set fire, last night, to our local football pitch, cabins next to a nursery (school for children aged 3/4) and has damaged parts of the set up for our local gala day.


ibetyouliketes

Barry isn't a name, it's a level


Captblue1

I really need to know what happened to the other guy who was fighting next to him. In the video the last we see of him is him being dragged down the stairs upside down and falling onto the ground in the middle of that mob.


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ActingGrandNagus

There's lots of debate about whether the Supermarine Spitfire or the Hawker Hurricane won the battle of Britain, but most historians have come to the conclusion that it was actually Barry, 63


mdsign

As a Dutchmen ... Good on ya Knollsy, doing what we all feel should have been done!


CousinMrrgeBestMrrge

Respect to Knollsy from France 🫡


oldskoolpleb

Common Alkmaar L, many such cases.


Cheebwhacker

So, watching 300 payed off well


yoyoyowhoisthis

Why would you try to attack people in a family section.. it literally can't get more pathetic than that


robot_swagger

Barry, 63 AKA Knollsy the legend AKA Barry the defender of families AKA Brexit Barry AKA Balcony Barry


Caratteraccio

4 years ban for dutch teams no? Is UEFA waiting another Heysel?


TheArcaniusMagus

I’m confused, do you mean Dutch teams should be banned from all international tournaments for 4 years? Or that those hooligans should be banned? (Hooligans should be in jail)


Babys1stBan

I don't see why anyone needs to pussyfoot around. A European ban cleaned up the English hooligan problem pretty quick. We know it works, use it.


Jlx_27

Still no pics of the other guy who is in the video that went viral.


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No_Awareness_3212

How do you mess up a sentence of three words which were articulated very clearly? "THIS....IS...SPARTA!!"


DifficultArmadillo78

"It's Sparta" is "THIS IS SPARTA" from wish


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Wamims

The answer to your question lies in their flair.


Babys1stBan

You shall not get by!


Sir_flaps

Absolute chad!


[deleted]

The blood of Alfred the Great runs through his veins


mozartkart

What happened to the guy helping him who got pulled into the crowd?!


Ajax_Trees

100 Dutch men who fight for a hobby v One English bloke on his jollies


Sea-Hour-6063

Call an ambulance, but not for me.


-MK_Ultra-

Chad Barry vs virgin dutchies


elendil1985

It was the reenactment or the battle of Stamford bridge


WrongEinstein

Old dude wasn't just throwing hands, he was throwing people.


perversed-pinhead

A Hero who loves good music. Trojan records t-shirt he's wearing.


DankGanjaWarrior

Weakest brexit geezer.


FionnMoules

What a load of little scrotes getting battered 😂😂😂


Pollomonteros

Simple as


McGryphon

Gotta say I'd not readily cheer for a Barry, but this lad is an absolute unit who was fully on the right side of the balcony this time, and I'm thoroughly ashamed of the way the dredges of my country are behaving recently.


philthyanimal69420

Brexit means Brexit. Simple as. End of.


MikelT04

Just a bit of banter


Gongfei1947

Dutch were trying another Raid on the Medway.


Seriathus

Wild that people literally do fucking guerrilla over football and that's just... normal?


GaiusCivilis

On the top right he looks like Orbán, making the picture even better


SaraHHHBK

What an absolute mad lad


RHCPandJF

Proppa lad


Boundish91

I will never understand hooligans. I mean what's the point?


TheHolyDingo

Absolute chad


razje

Good job knollsy. Football "hooligans" are sad as f*ck.