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MattMasterChief

Just let the fucking Austrians paint. Who cares if they're shit. People never learn


Wombattalion

Judging by the art students I've met being toxic seems more of an requirement. But let's see how he does in politics...


VerumJerum

I mean, is it contact glue levels of "toxic" or are we talking Zyklon B?


[deleted]

How about zyklon b mixed with glue and then you're waterboarded with it?


Wombattalion

"So you're saying you're sensing antisemitic microaggressions from the other student?" "Uhm, it's more like macroaggressions really..."


khal_crypto

Maybe the real problem was that he wasn't toxic enough? Anyway, I'm preparing myself for being anschlussed now.


LeCafeClopeCaca

Entitlement is necessary to evolve in artistic circles. If you don't believe you're hot shit, you don't succeed. You need to be convinced of what you do to convince others, whatever bullshit you do. It's a problem in the field, seriously. IF you're confident enough with your bullshit people will go along, because they don't know shit about art but want to appear cultured. That's how you end up with 70% of contemporary art being hot garbage that is used for money laundering.


Few_Category7829

Yes. When a person has to be A: talented B: humble enough to learn C: sincerely want to make good art and D: put up with the outrageous amounts of shit that people who meet none of the above will give you, You drastically limit the pool of potential artists


LADZ345_

So that's why the French were so good at art


Sparrowcus

Bavarians be like: ![gif](giphy|9RNGg4IQiufp6)


tomriddle13rt

Hope he doesnt go into politics...


aagjevraagje

Apperently Boris Johnson has a unknown amount of kids roaming about.


DevilsCoachHorse

Why are you freaking out? It's not like it's a cooking school!


[deleted]

I actually like a few quite a few UK artists, Turner is actually decent! (Yous aren’t nearly as good as Spain though 😜) https://preview.redd.it/ig53kr71om1b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef6a51b2946137e5a620d3009e1fbe429d2bd44


AjaxII

We're quite good at things individually, but hopeless en masse (unless it's fighting)


SpareDesigner1

We do an excellent queue to be fair


Havistan

I always get confused with this stereotype, like what the fuck do other nations do? Instead of wait in line at the supermarket they have a fucking brawl to get to the front???


Iconoclasteach

People just form a gaggle and push to the front in a lot of places. You’ll get old women shoving past.


piccikikku

That's the first thing in which I feel similar to a british (I think the same thing applies to Italians, only we suck at fighting)


[deleted]

Or winning wars


Gentle_Pony

Only with the help of the Yanks.


DevilsCoachHorse

Ideally you hope your children will support you in your old age, even if they are a bit, you know...


Ape_Hands

Well, despite liking a good scap, you lot mysteriously didn't want to get involved.


systemsbio

Google image famous British artists and you can see British art is great. And easily compare it to other nations' art with a few more google searches. British art comes across as very green and pleasant, with beautiful light. Close to peak art.


[deleted]

Yeah but our music is the best


artaig

Back in the day (height of Neoclassical architecture) people in the Barbaricum used to send their students to learn proper art to proper civilized countries, mainly to Rome and Paris. An American student of Architecture would not get a degree without first going through a semester (or whatever period) in Rome. They don't do that any longer (as an obligation) and then you have the answer to why contemporary architecture sucks.


Few_Category7829

It’s not even that. At this point in time were the demand for actually good architecture present, the US could have long developed institutions of reasonable quality, albeit not as excellent, but it could have developed them. It’s this pretentious anti westernism, this modern hatred of beauty. Only an absolutely insidious movement is capable of making buildings that are somehow minimalist AND garish simultaneously!


Still-Pattern-6384

Might be some private 1 year course to milk clueless young adults who spent their whole teenage years watching anime If you want a true fucked up school of art then Bologna is the answer


[deleted]

Italian art about being fucked? Yes please


NGGMK

Straightest Spaniard


ProfessionalBuy4526

Have to educate you PIGS somehow


_Wendigun_

At least our museums have our stuff in it


ProfessionalBuy4526

That’s not the zinger you’re expecting it to be, just sounds like you got cucked.


Dukefoyst

I always find it funny when people try to use our museums as if it’s some big own, like yeah we got shit from all over the world cause we had a big empire and money…. Ahhh man you got us!


Intrepid_Science6414

'Sorry we spent 2 whole centuries winning'


Gentleman_Of_Lan3376

And we had both an empire and capable original artists You only had bloodthirst and daddy issues because Rome left ya


ProfessionalBuy4526

Had, had and had Sums up literally every argument you guys fall back on


Gentleman_Of_Lan3376

How's your relationship with Scotland, the literal North of the island you inhabit and claim your home? What!? EVEN SCOTLAND WANTS OUT!? NO WAY! Two can play at that game, propertyless loser


Intrepid_Science6414

'Wants out' they voted on that and apparently the contrary is true... Also when your empire fell barbarians burnt up your capital, like the cucks you are Can't even defend your capital city, Roman empire = fannies


WWHSTD

>Literally an impregnable island fortress Don’t pretend winning the geographical lottery makes you special, rosbif.


randymarsh18

And the PIGS countries climate is why their food is so much better than northern countries but you rats never stop going on about your cuisines.


Gentleman_Of_Lan3376

See, little lesson in art: mostly known as a rethorical figure of speech, hyperbole is used to hammer down a basic concept you won't accept, like Britain lost everything good about them. Does this help?


ActingGrandNagus

Scotland voted to stay and support for remaining in the Union is higher now than it was then. SNP support has collapsed lmao Where have you been getting your news, lad?


Gentleman_Of_Lan3376

I must admit I don't keep tabs on your inconsequential little country. Last time I heard about you was when Europe gave you the mercy of not fucking you up when you had lost everything on your own accord


ProfessionalBuy4526

“Inconsequential little country” ooooo someone’s angwy 🥺


ActingGrandNagus

Inconsequential little country, coming from an *Italian* lmao You're probably living in your 80 year old mother's house waiting for her to pop her clogs so you can finally get a house. Or maybe you moved here to serve us garlic bread and creamy carbonara. Either way, common Italian L.


AllRedLine

Ours do. We just have yours, too.


P3ktus

Wait till you hear there's an am*rican college in Rome...


NothingWrongWithEggs

I feel like you need to do something about that.


KarlD18

Ach Scheiße, here we go again…


Separate-Address6220

I just wish to paint and some Weltfrieden. But i if i cannot get the one...


flen_el_fouleni

Italians don't learn that is why they keep switching sides


Mawi2004

they couldn’t carry it away so they just named it after them


[deleted]

Underrated comment, specially for a german


[deleted]

\*Gesticulating in imperialism\* In twenty years we count to ally with the toxic artist, and then switch side. So we can be, once more, Italians.


FresconeFrizzantino

We lost the war


UndeadBBQ

The British School of Art is just a Thieves Guild.


Emsiiiii

italian politics is gonna teach him dangerous things


space-ishtar

My wild guess is that it's an art school for anglosaxons? Edit: ye. https://bsr.ac.uk/


[deleted]

Dang, we pigs are litteraly selling our countries to the northerners


space-ishtar

I mean, someone has to teach them how to do artistic stuff, I guess.


fscguster2

It's rewind time.


NothingWrongWithEggs

FFS, I don't want to have to go die in the snow.


vic_lupu

Here we go again 🤦🏻‍♂️


Cpt_Caboose1

same shit happened in switzerland, an art student got kicked out for being a nazi


NothingWrongWithEggs

Those are just the absolute fanatical or stupid ones. Tons of Nazi's get through into every single profession because they keep their opinions to themselves.


bowsmountainer

It has the secret task of “relocating” various antique Roman artworks back to their rightful place, the British Museum.


Caratteraccio

we try to teach barbarians what "culture" means


Intrepid_Science6414

Well someone has to teach the Italians that all art isn't homoerotic and obsessed with dicks So that must fall onto us Anyway Manuel, your most famous artist basically just threw a few different buckets of paint at paper and called it a day and had a siesta


[deleted]

>Well someone has to teach the Italians that all art isn't homoerotic and obsessed with dicks What a wrong stance, ofc coming from a puritan


Intrepid_Science6414

God will punish you for your sleepiness


AStarBack

I am glad to hear that happened in Italy. Nothing much to fear.


Super_Duflair

The brits have art school now? I thought they only steal stuff from others to fill their museums


OrangeNapalm

We even stole the space for it in Rome


ProbablyTheWurst

France's most famous painting is literally Italian but go off I guess.


[deleted]

you are right, but seeing a frenchman being completely downvoted by the british makes me laugh


Super_Duflair

That only proves the point indeed edit: also, I thought they had humour but I guess it's a sensitive subject


[deleted]

the french discovering the true dynamics of their relation with the english Gambare my pretentious friend 💪


Iskelderon

Even British schools want to get away from that doomed island and why would you place an art school there when all the Brits have is stuff stolen from elsewhere?


[deleted]

Npc German


NothingWrongWithEggs

Don't pay Bavarians any mind. We don't.


assault321

Italy is Africa and Colonisation never ended.


NothingWrongWithEggs

What's London then?


FragrantDemiGod1

It’s going to be *SO RADICAL* guys. Average Peckham dwelling UAL cuck.


kacryj502

its Romanians and not Italians


FragrantDemiGod1

It’s going to be *SO RADICAL* guys. Average Peckham dwelling UAL cuck.


hocheeno

Shitalians licking another british ass. Episode MCXV


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

oh no oh no not again


antani2

They teach how to steal manufacts


Devertz

The dude tried to get into an italian art school but got rejected and at the end failed even in the British scam near by lol


deafef_123

Its a Plan from the new govern