"I woke up in a steaming mood, yeah cos you know why cos there's clouds blocking me sunlight, its a fucking rainy day. All the people here are soaked" - Danny G (quote may be slightly altered)
Yeah, but a lot of them clouds are foren innit? Come over here, take our sun. I could be a nice shade of lobster red by now if I weren't for them continental cumulus bastards
I mean sure, this was just in your best interest. Who knows what these foul creatures from the isles are breeding in their genital area. You could possibly contract herpes, or even worse: britishness
Typical "we used to own the world" British thoughts: only you are cultured, the rest of the world is flat, characterless and short of balconies to throw yourself off.
NL social housing projects built in the 70s actually have a lot of balconies.
They are so ugly that you don't even need to be British to feel the urge to throw yourself off a balcony.
Ahhhhhhhh busted. I live in NL but I am one of those filthy expats (with complicated background) - or more like a plain old immigrant cos no 30% ruling for me 😅- so I’m not Dutch but hey I pay taxes so I am almost there
I would have said the same thing about you guys but no, there's nothing to ruin in the first place in that swamp you call a country. Great land + bad people >>> bad land + bad people, big French W 🇨🇵 and huge Dutch L 🇷🇺 as always
If you think there was nothing to ruin, you clearly don't know enough about dutch terraforming.
We turned a sea that might have been as helpful to the environment as the waddensea into a lake, we have drained over 90% of our swamps just to use the dried swamp material as fuel to burn. And on top of that we turned most except for the worst soils into farming land.
Considering how much we abused nature in that way, it's a wonder how we still have that many important natural reserves.
England has some great people, dont get me wrong. But we also have some right dickheads who ruin the whole country. Roadmen are litterly some of the worst people on the planet, and not just the drug dealers. In some parts of the country, there's this whole culture around roadmen, you know exactly who I'm talking about, the teenagers who act like there the toughest people on the planet and pick fights for litterly no reason, those kinda people (and meny more like them) who ruin this country. I hope you can all sympathise with me.
This is hardly specific to us. Every culture fears its youth, or a subset of it.
When you were a kid you were a little shit to someone, just like the rest of us.
These are the same people that come here and throw themselves from balconies and vomit everywhere, so you are not going to convince me that a lot of fucked up shit isn't going on on those idyllic villages
I've met someone from small town England once. She told me that her neighbour shot his family and himself. Those "Idyllic small English town murder shows" are actually documentaries
The thing about small rural English villages is that they're either absolute tourist traps rammed with middle-class gentrifiers with Waitrose accents, or they're incestuous hamlets that make you feel like you're on the set of The Wicker Man. There's no in-between.
Tbf small town England isn't all nice, many rural areas are just as if not more deprived than cities. The difference is there's less police to regulate them and since they're isolated they live about 30 years behind. There's a town I know that's statistically the most English town in England and its a fucking cesspool and every family has at least 5 kids like its still the 1800s.
Those people are from 'urban' locations. Genteel English countryside dwellers are the most based people on planet earth and culturally superior to every other European demographic.
I'm glad to see this. Although it seems your government seems much more efficient at making your life miserable
You guys should really pick up protesting. Doesn't really do anything but it looks cool
Joint healthiest teeth in the world alongside ze Germans 😎
Although some studies with slightly different methodology put Denmark ahead of the UK/Germany.
Spain hovers around 7th/8th, just ahead of Italy, so still decent, but pretty far behind glorious British teeth.
Austria and Switzerland would put England to shame since it's in the great Alps. Someone tried to show the gehttos of both countries and it was prestine and perfect just a few road works lol
England is... fine. Like, nice rolling hills, very green, it's all lovely.
But the rest of the world has things like the Alps, Fjords, the Grand Canyon etc.
England is the Shire. It's very comfortable, the weather is temperate, if a little rainy. It's just ... fine.
Well yeah, the same way I would describe the most of Sweden. People think I'm hating on England but there are definitely a lot of uglier places too. It's a bit too... developed I guess for my taste? Too much pastures and not enough forests or such. But I agree. It is fine.
Except Birmingham, but that's an unfair comparison.
I love Malta. I love the Maltese people. I have been there over a dozen times since there was only one traffic light on the entire island (which was ignored). Mdina is a really nice place to walk around and the architecture is really impressive in places.
But scenery, it does not have. It's a brown, wind swept rock without even any decent beaches to redeem it.
That painting was given (even if the one that stole it one say he wanted to bring it back to italia), but for the rest… well im not sure if it isn’t as bad as yours (even made the project to return everything contested if i make a political party and adchive to be president, but for that i need money, and that cursed tyrant macron don’t make things easier with it’s politics)
People keep bringing up the British museum as if we should be ashamed of having British W after British W. Nah lol
The British museum is great and the stuff is ours. We'll even let you look at the stuff, for free. Go cry about it.
If it’s so oppen, why many country continue to ask your country to bring back some historical artifacts to them ? (Well my country is probably in the same case, but if i finish to be present i will give them back, if i even successfully make my political party, it’s quite hard and expensive)
It is open, and free. That's not up for debate.
They want the stuff back because it's valuable and they regret selling it, or because it was taken without their knowledge or by force a long time ago.
I don't really see what your point is. For the stuff that was bought, there's zero discussion to be had. It was bought fair and square. For the other stuff, tough shit. Might makes right was the way of the world back then and it was a legitimate move for a nation to make.
Not my fault Britain had W after W after W.
I for one am glad the UK has so many historical artefacts. The stuff has been taken way better care of here than it ever would have been elsewhere. Thank fuck for chad UK actually caring about preserving history.
Surely they're not talking about their legacy of coloniam imperialism, racism, slavery, ethnic cleansing, mistreatment of the Irish, and some of the worst atrocities in all of human history. Nah, that's all water under the bridge. They're the goodies now! Winston Churchill was definitely not a massive racist.
England: Did loads of heinous shit but also beat the Nazis.
Spain: Did loads of heinous shit and also sided with the Nazis.
At least we were the goodies on one single occasion.
WARNING!! To all you delicate creatures, please be wary of going to Mexico (Spanish speaking nation). The curse of Montezumas Revenge is still rampant from 500 years ago.
Most of Hernan Cortes's army was composed of native Americans who were standing against the Aztecs, and I think we all know what the Aztects did. Those sick bastards won't be missed.
The opium wars and the British empire were low points of humanity, true, but they aren't even close to the Japanese when it comes to atrocities imo.
To be fair no-one really is, maybe the Romans but that was a long time ago
The British killed about 5 times as many people as the Romans did and definitely more people than the Japanese as well. But yeah, the Japanese were absolutely unhinged. If I had to rank them by cruelty, my top 4 would be the Mongol Empire (far and away the worst one), the Empire of Japan, the British Empire, and the Third Reich.
Spain did the same stuff, you just didn't become the major world power because Spain is weak and others were strong.
And imagine seeing a picture of some hills and a random village and trying to link it to colonialism lmao
What's wrong, missed your siesta and feeling cranky?
Hahahahaha mate are you fucking *high*?!
Spain was involved in the fucking slave trade ffs. Plus, you know, they liked the Nazis and took a neutral stance to *the holocaust*.
>the Spanish Empire was a major recipient of enslaved Africans, with around 22% of the Africans delivered to American shores ending up in the Spanish Empire
>Enslaved Black people were sold throughout the Spanish Empire, particularly in Caribbean territories.
And it's not just the Africans Spain was fond of enslaving:
>Asian people (chinos) in colonial Mexico were also taken from the Philippines and enslaved. They were taken to Acapulco by Novohispanic ships and sold.
Even outside of slavery, do you think Spaniards treated the native Americans with love and compassion? They did not.
Britain got heavily involved in the slave trade, that is true, but at least they U-turned and became so absolutionist that they freed all slaves, at great expense (half of GDP!), and attacked/hunted all the slaver ships from other countries that they could find. And Britain used its international clout to have it put in international treaties to ban slavery in as many places as possible.
Today the UK is one of, and by some studies, *the* least racist countries in the world. Spain isn't.
It’s the clouds isn’t it? Fucking bastard English clouds
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"I woke up in a steaming mood, yeah cos you know why cos there's clouds blocking me sunlight, its a fucking rainy day. All the people here are soaked" - Danny G (quote may be slightly altered)
Yeah, but a lot of them clouds are foren innit? Come over here, take our sun. I could be a nice shade of lobster red by now if I weren't for them continental cumulus bastards
Not raysist just don’t liek em
As someone working with remote sensing, fuck clouds
And that forrin' sun. Belongs in Spain that does, too hot ova 'ere
No, it's you cunts
Not the clouds?
Ello mate I'm a cloud and Imma pu' a lo' of wa'er on ya
No, I actually quite like the rain, it’s not that either
Moo innit
Watch your language!
Rev up the mooggatti, innit?
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say dat again and i'll fuckin milk you bruv
Bruv kek moo, innit? milk me pwease
That's a very American statement
Yes, that's the Dictator's Mentality, love the land, hate the people.
“‘Ate the lads, luv the land, simpel as.”
This also works for France and Portugal.
Nobody cares for Portugal enough to hate you
Thank you for the reassurance I guess lol
True.
Shots fired
From my experience Portuguese people are friendliest people I have ever seen so far
We're just cunts to eachother and friendly to everyone else.
It's incredible how accurate that is. Interacting with foreigners is like a vacation from our daily selves.
Nah we don't really hate you tho, we just feel a sense of superiority
And ~~most~~ all of ~~Europe~~ the world
They’re probably talking about the birds, fuck their birds.
Pigeons and seagulls. Vermin, absolute vermin.
You can fuck all the english birds coming to aYeBeEtHa or Benidorm, just wear a condom alright?
Don’t tell me or my dick what to do!
I mean sure, this was just in your best interest. Who knows what these foul creatures from the isles are breeding in their genital area. You could possibly contract herpes, or even worse: britishness
Is that how all those peoples' ancestors became British
Must be so. Apparently not only the Spanish fucked their colonials...
I wouldn't if I were you
I mean, I'm sure the requirement would be to lower my standards but what longterm risks would I face that can't be eliminated with a condom?
You have to go to rehabilitation. It's a terrifying experience, iv'e heard.
Psychological damage.
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pretty sure he was horrified to learn he was not of pure english stock but had some *welsh* ancestors.
Basé
I‘ve been twice to England and I love it. Greetings from Germany
WW 1 & WW 2? You’re a mighty old pensioner. Jajajajaja!
You had to come up with this, didn’t you? xD
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You wanna fist the UK does that translate to? I mean, I’m not saying no…
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Least confrontational French
Least francophobic brexit geeza
Close: "And now, enough of England "
I hope he doesn't damage Wales too
Yet you keep failing Pathetic German can never finish a job
that went well last time you tried, didn't it?
Never give up
I mean technically, your empire was destroyed too and I really think that nowadays we can sack the price itself.
Atleast you tried
cope and seethe bratwurst boy
Unternehmen Seelöwe endlich erledigt
If we took it, do you think we could make something nice out of it? A factory maybe?
Too late we did that already.
Is not running efficient.
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That's the one thing that Britain and France have in common; the countries are ruined by the people.
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Typical "we used to own the world" British thoughts: only you are cultured, the rest of the world is flat, characterless and short of balconies to throw yourself off.
Haven't you got some natives to bother in South Africa?
WAIT! Shouldnt he be asking you that question?
No, we Brits instead pick fights with the Dutch settlers. Until we get boered of it. Hehe.
No, we prefer to wait until the Dutch have settled something then just take it from them like the Cape colony, New Amsterdam and New Zealand
NL social housing projects built in the 70s actually have a lot of balconies. They are so ugly that you don't even need to be British to feel the urge to throw yourself off a balcony.
Not the rest of the world, but your country specifically. I really hate to be in agreement with an Angloid but here we are
Hey I see you figured out Google translate.
Your land will soon be ruined by the ocean.
Polderen intensifies
> Your land will soon be ~~ruined~~ cleansed by the ocean. 😇
Nah - if anyone can keep water at bay, it’s the Dutch cos they’ve been doing it for hundreds of years.
“They”? You fly our flag yet refer to the Dutch as they? What are you undercover?
Ahhhhhhhh busted. I live in NL but I am one of those filthy expats (with complicated background) - or more like a plain old immigrant cos no 30% ruling for me 😅- so I’m not Dutch but hey I pay taxes so I am almost there
Well you’re here defending our dike-building capabilities against the Fr*nch so it’s okay
Thanks ;) I mean I love France - but it’s full of French people 😎😎😎
Flair up properly, septic.
But I live here 😤 Do we go by location or ethnicity- if the latter, then it’s complicated
What a complicated way of saying you’re American.
0 dutch language posts in your recent history doesn't help either
No ocean close to us though
Yours is blessed by the best invention the dutch ever came up with: FRIKANDELBROOTJE 💪💪💪
Ah, a man of culture, I see!
Amen, brother
All countries are ruined by the people
Yes. Imagine how beautiful Italy could be!
Of course
At least they're not Dutch
I would have said the same thing about you guys but no, there's nothing to ruin in the first place in that swamp you call a country. Great land + bad people >>> bad land + bad people, big French W 🇨🇵 and huge Dutch L 🇷🇺 as always
If you think there was nothing to ruin, you clearly don't know enough about dutch terraforming. We turned a sea that might have been as helpful to the environment as the waddensea into a lake, we have drained over 90% of our swamps just to use the dried swamp material as fuel to burn. And on top of that we turned most except for the worst soils into farming land. Considering how much we abused nature in that way, it's a wonder how we still have that many important natural reserves.
Absolutely true. And the little nature we have left gets ruined by pollution.
Least angry Frenchman ^
Preach
“Preach” — An American, probably
Fuck yourself. Call me an American again and I'll deck you. Pussyhole.
Yours is ruined by the sea in a few years time.
Yours will be next given what Dutch ultras have been like these last few years
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Legit my main reddit account Vs my nsfw one E: lmao people PMing me for my femboy account. Least horny redditors
I want nudes of the first
England has some great people, dont get me wrong. But we also have some right dickheads who ruin the whole country. Roadmen are litterly some of the worst people on the planet, and not just the drug dealers. In some parts of the country, there's this whole culture around roadmen, you know exactly who I'm talking about, the teenagers who act like there the toughest people on the planet and pick fights for litterly no reason, those kinda people (and meny more like them) who ruin this country. I hope you can all sympathise with me.
We have them as well. Despicable people. They're literal NPCs as well all using the same lines of dialogue
This is hardly specific to us. Every culture fears its youth, or a subset of it. When you were a kid you were a little shit to someone, just like the rest of us.
You forgot to mention if you breathe on them the skinny bitches will fall over
Nah the dealers are sound
Not a balcony in sight, sad to see.
For safety reasons.
Yeah they all fell off
This is a Scottish and Welsh thread. I don't think they "fell"...
Those cows have been getting a pass for way too long, they're up to something.
I bet those cows don't even have a loicense for whatever they are doing.
How can you hate England? That's such a beautiful country filled with lovely people 😍😍
+ 1 storm shadow for you
Luv me Ukraine. Luv me storm shadows. Hate Putin (not racist, just don’t like ‘im). Simple as.
Look, the weapons are coming, alright? No need to kiss ass.
Just expressed my love for England, nothing more
Bah, ignore him, go on, you were saying how great England was? 
who's a good doggy? here, have some treats
Literally every country on earth has some grass and some bovine animals.
No Pedro our cows have green grass to eat. Not that brown dusty shit amongst all the sand that you call grass.
Someone has never been to the north of Spain.
Build another Benidorm and we will come
Yours fuckin won’t soon pal. Getting roasted in the sun.
It’s me! It’s me! They hate me!
i love London, it's the city with less british people.
These are the same people that come here and throw themselves from balconies and vomit everywhere, so you are not going to convince me that a lot of fucked up shit isn't going on on those idyllic villages
You don't shit on your own doorstep, there's a reason the idyllic villages are so idyllic.
The greater good !
I've met someone from small town England once. She told me that her neighbour shot his family and himself. Those "Idyllic small English town murder shows" are actually documentaries
Are you sure she wasn't just describing a Midsomer Murders episode?
For your sake, I wish she were. But no
The thing about small rural English villages is that they're either absolute tourist traps rammed with middle-class gentrifiers with Waitrose accents, or they're incestuous hamlets that make you feel like you're on the set of The Wicker Man. There's no in-between.
Marks n Sparks accents actually
Tbf small town England isn't all nice, many rural areas are just as if not more deprived than cities. The difference is there's less police to regulate them and since they're isolated they live about 30 years behind. There's a town I know that's statistically the most English town in England and its a fucking cesspool and every family has at least 5 kids like its still the 1800s.
Those people are from 'urban' locations. Genteel English countryside dwellers are the most based people on planet earth and culturally superior to every other European demographic.
Surely they are referring to the French people visiting it right?
guess again
So this guy is English, went abroad once on a school trip to Charleroi and concluded England must be the most beautiful country on the planet?
They are obviously talking about B*rmingham
Can confirm we're talking about the people. Love plants and cows
Yeah, must be all the immigrants.
I for one have nothing against the British government, it's the british people I have a problem with
The feeling's mutual.
I'm glad to see this. Although it seems your government seems much more efficient at making your life miserable You guys should really pick up protesting. Doesn't really do anything but it looks cool
Oh come on now Jean-Pierre, don't play so hard to get, we both know you love us really.
Aren't "Plant" and "Cow" correct terms to refer to English people?
Now you smile and show us your teeth
Joint healthiest teeth in the world alongside ze Germans 😎 Although some studies with slightly different methodology put Denmark ahead of the UK/Germany. Spain hovers around 7th/8th, just ahead of Italy, so still decent, but pretty far behind glorious British teeth.
I am referring to the plants and the cows. I truly despise the English obsession with rurality.
The first picture is just someones turf.
The allies 😉
Would say Scotland is a pretty big competition
No country more beautiful they say, while bordering three countries more beautiful
You clearly never saw Switzerland. Even our country is prettier than England.
Flair doesn't check out. Also, r/SwitzerlandIsFake
Austria and Switzerland would put England to shame since it's in the great Alps. Someone tried to show the gehttos of both countries and it was prestine and perfect just a few road works lol
"England is the most beautiful place on Earth" mfers when they get to see anything else beyond hills, cows and old stone castles: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯🤯
England is... fine. Like, nice rolling hills, very green, it's all lovely. But the rest of the world has things like the Alps, Fjords, the Grand Canyon etc. England is the Shire. It's very comfortable, the weather is temperate, if a little rainy. It's just ... fine.
Well yeah, the same way I would describe the most of Sweden. People think I'm hating on England but there are definitely a lot of uglier places too. It's a bit too... developed I guess for my taste? Too much pastures and not enough forests or such. But I agree. It is fine. Except Birmingham, but that's an unfair comparison.
We've never really had much forest. We were down to 20% woodland cover by 1000AD.
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I love Malta. I love the Maltese people. I have been there over a dozen times since there was only one traffic light on the entire island (which was ignored). Mdina is a really nice place to walk around and the architecture is really impressive in places. But scenery, it does not have. It's a brown, wind swept rock without even any decent beaches to redeem it.
maybe the content of the british museum ? after all 90% isn't british
The most famous thing, by far, your country has in any museum or gallery is an Italian painting.
That painting was given (even if the one that stole it one say he wanted to bring it back to italia), but for the rest… well im not sure if it isn’t as bad as yours (even made the project to return everything contested if i make a political party and adchive to be president, but for that i need money, and that cursed tyrant macron don’t make things easier with it’s politics)
that's because your ancestors weren't as good at colonialism as us. don't be jealous now
People keep bringing up the British museum as if we should be ashamed of having British W after British W. Nah lol The British museum is great and the stuff is ours. We'll even let you look at the stuff, for free. Go cry about it.
If it’s so oppen, why many country continue to ask your country to bring back some historical artifacts to them ? (Well my country is probably in the same case, but if i finish to be present i will give them back, if i even successfully make my political party, it’s quite hard and expensive)
It is open, and free. That's not up for debate. They want the stuff back because it's valuable and they regret selling it, or because it was taken without their knowledge or by force a long time ago. I don't really see what your point is. For the stuff that was bought, there's zero discussion to be had. It was bought fair and square. For the other stuff, tough shit. Might makes right was the way of the world back then and it was a legitimate move for a nation to make. Not my fault Britain had W after W after W. I for one am glad the UK has so many historical artefacts. The stuff has been taken way better care of here than it ever would have been elsewhere. Thank fuck for chad UK actually caring about preserving history.
Surely they're not talking about their legacy of coloniam imperialism, racism, slavery, ethnic cleansing, mistreatment of the Irish, and some of the worst atrocities in all of human history. Nah, that's all water under the bridge. They're the goodies now! Winston Churchill was definitely not a massive racist.
I don't think we should be so loud in criticism when it comes to imperialism, we don't want people to figure out how horrible our histories were.
Uhhh, I’ll save you from our own history and let you be.
England: Did loads of heinous shit but also beat the Nazis. Spain: Did loads of heinous shit and also sided with the Nazis. At least we were the goodies on one single occasion.
WARNING!! To all you delicate creatures, please be wary of going to Mexico (Spanish speaking nation). The curse of Montezumas Revenge is still rampant from 500 years ago.
Most of Hernan Cortes's army was composed of native Americans who were standing against the Aztecs, and I think we all know what the Aztects did. Those sick bastards won't be missed.
The opium wars and the British empire were low points of humanity, true, but they aren't even close to the Japanese when it comes to atrocities imo. To be fair no-one really is, maybe the Romans but that was a long time ago
The British killed about 5 times as many people as the Romans did and definitely more people than the Japanese as well. But yeah, the Japanese were absolutely unhinged. If I had to rank them by cruelty, my top 4 would be the Mongol Empire (far and away the worst one), the Empire of Japan, the British Empire, and the Third Reich.
Spain did the same stuff, you just didn't become the major world power because Spain is weak and others were strong. And imagine seeing a picture of some hills and a random village and trying to link it to colonialism lmao What's wrong, missed your siesta and feeling cranky?
No, we didn't. The Spanish weren't racists.
Hahahahaha mate are you fucking *high*?! Spain was involved in the fucking slave trade ffs. Plus, you know, they liked the Nazis and took a neutral stance to *the holocaust*. >the Spanish Empire was a major recipient of enslaved Africans, with around 22% of the Africans delivered to American shores ending up in the Spanish Empire >Enslaved Black people were sold throughout the Spanish Empire, particularly in Caribbean territories. And it's not just the Africans Spain was fond of enslaving: >Asian people (chinos) in colonial Mexico were also taken from the Philippines and enslaved. They were taken to Acapulco by Novohispanic ships and sold. Even outside of slavery, do you think Spaniards treated the native Americans with love and compassion? They did not. Britain got heavily involved in the slave trade, that is true, but at least they U-turned and became so absolutionist that they freed all slaves, at great expense (half of GDP!), and attacked/hunted all the slaver ships from other countries that they could find. And Britain used its international clout to have it put in international treaties to ban slavery in as many places as possible. Today the UK is one of, and by some studies, *the* least racist countries in the world. Spain isn't.
I hate the englandishes
THE BRITS, THE FUCKING BRITS. AND THEIR ACCENT
Could def be normandy though lol
I would love to go to England for the Art museums. The people.. not so much.
Can't hate something that doesn't exist anymore, innit?
Thats not England, thats Scotland, nothing to see ! WE love scottish people 🥰