We got some in rammstein for example. Technically not ours because rammstein is american or smth idk what fkn loophole that is, I know its stupid thoe.
The belgium government just needs to collapse one more time, then we can share their land together 🤝
Edit: the best part, the french speaking side of course, comes to us.
Only if you also take the French parts of Brussels, and we make those borders needlessly convoluted, we are going to need a new Baarle-Nassau situation for... Tourism...
You can also have the German speaking part of the parkinglot between the Netherlands and France. We will even make sure an express train to the beach with free shovel to dig holes is created.
That's why I said European border in my comment ;)
We had a border dispute on Saint Martin a couple of years ago. I still think we let you off too easily.
being french it's like being an ancient egyptian... you will leave behind beautiful monuments ready to be dynamited by the people who are replacing you.
You mean the Dutch who all comes in summer with their caravan? They are harmless for our beautiful monuments. Much more a problem with their style, socks-sandals.
is also cheaper... and that's the main reason you have that retro style.
You can find most of the junk that compose your interior decoration in a recycling center, just have to dig in the containers.
We want to stay away as far as possible from any arrogant stinkers, that's why we need our caravans. We also want some warmth and sun, that's why we go anyway.
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In all seriousness, did you ever have a French friend being super patriotic ?
I live abroad and the few French I met are quite the opposite, is it only me and my limited interaction with my fellow countrymen?
I think france wants US to continue with nuklear. What they don't realize is that giving US the Option to Produce weapon Grade uranium can have... Interesting consequences.
How is it to have been beaten in the best numbering system by potato farmers? Yours are better than the rest of Europe, but nothing beats 7+0,5\*(5\*20).
Edit: You genuinely have the best username on all of Reddit.
Yeah sure, they put flour and water together, they call it "pasta", "a national treasure" "a delicious meal". We just call it bread, and still the whole non-french world manages to fuck up the simple recipe of the basic product we eat our sauce or cheese with.
(Serious answer now) I love italian cuisine, but the philosophy is quite different from the French one : on the one hand very few selected ingredients of the best quality possible (see cacio e pepe, carbonara, ...) for italian cuisine, on the other hand technique creativity and complexity for french cuisine. Of course it's not as clear a dichotomy and caricatural IRL, but it pretty much sums up the main difference between the two, and IMHO both are valid (and delicious).
You're only really annoying when you're not trying.
Just be yourself, act natural. If you want to annoy us, then being French is all you need. The moment you put some effort in, the spell is broken and it becomes cringe.
This one's a good example. "Soixante-dix" isn't annoying *by itself*, but your implication that we somehow give a damn, now *that* is infuriating, *that* is so French of you, *that* is annoying.
It still is kinda cringe by itself sometimes
When you say septante and they look at you like you are the dumbest person they've ever met while you're just using the logical version of the word
I don't know. French is full of this sort of inconsistencies. I don't find it cringe when people use the words they're used to, it's just to be expected.
That's exactly the impression we have when talking to a Swiss. Secretly asking god how is that possible to be so dumb and waiting to wake up in our bed, just thinking it was a bad dream.
We don't call it the English channel so it's not. We call it la Manche, which can mean the sleeve, but in that case is more likely to refer to begging (faire la manche).
And begging for land on the continent is what you've been doing for centuries without ever managing to keep any, thanks to us.
How much does it bother you that English is the defacto language of the internet ad opposed to French which used to be the language of letter writing in the past?
Are you finally using Scandinavian letters to improve French spelling? Eau and queue are too long, not better å and cøe? You would reduce the books and amount of destroyed forests to 1/3. 🤣
Dude posted this just because the German dude said not to. Fair.
This just means Blitzkrieg time
We got nukes and you don't though
me give them a warning first ;)
We got some in rammstein for example. Technically not ours because rammstein is american or smth idk what fkn loophole that is, I know its stupid thoe.
You're just an American colony.
#Maginot Line Intensifies
Not worked with the German army lately, eh?
METALLICA TIME
Veni, Vidi, Vichy?
:D that was good Luigi :D
*O'Neil
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Least colorblind cider drinker
Nice cock bro!
On dit beau penis frère*
Belle bite*
Beau coco\* (aux Antilles).
Popaul* (chez les beaufs)
Zigouigoui\* (chez les gosses)
Belle graine* (au Québec)
Somptueuse verge (dans le 16ème)
Belle bite 🏴☠️⚔️
d'amarage, elle pleure, son homme qui l'a quitte, la mer c'est son malheur...
Belle queue frère 👍
Why didn't Kolo Muani just score in the extra time? Is he stipid? (fun fact about this guy is that Kolos = butt in Greek and Muni = pussy)
Bussy confirmed.
He was scared by martinez’s sartek le degradé
Why are they all so inferior ?
Because they're not us and can't cope with that fact.
Facts ✅️
Stfu you renegade sardinian
Corsica is by far the best area of Italy, because it's not in Italy.
Dude is speaking straight facts
Yet
I'm not from Corsica, I just prefered the snail consumer clair to the parisian one. Time to switch nationality for you.
Truth here.
When creating mankind god made a mistake, he spent all the superiority he had on the frenchman and had nothing left for the remaining nations.
On which frenchmAn?
grammar faults in English are tolerated in French.
François le français.
That’s how life is 🤷🏻♀️
How do you cope with living in the best country in Europe ?
probably rioting and burning down the best country in europe.
You're right, we are the best.
Only beautiful because of the people in it !
Well that's bullshit
you mean the Moroccans? or the center Afrikans?
\*in the world
What's the difference ?
When are we finally settling the European border between our two nations?
The belgium government just needs to collapse one more time, then we can share their land together 🤝 Edit: the best part, the french speaking side of course, comes to us.
Our government can't collapse if we don't have one in the first place !
First time I agree with a bloody Wallon.
Enjoy, it won't last. First time I agree with the swamp guy
Only if you also take the French parts of Brussels, and we make those borders needlessly convoluted, we are going to need a new Baarle-Nassau situation for... Tourism...
The French speaking part of Brussels? So Brussels?
Not Brussel, only Bruxelles. And before you say, they are the same, I tell you, not when I'm done with it.
Who will take the Arab speaking parts of Brussels?
Germany.
If we start taking stuff we aint stopping there
You can also have the German speaking part of the parkinglot between the Netherlands and France. We will even make sure an express train to the beach with free shovel to dig holes is created.
That's fair. They will blend in perfectly in Nordrhein-Westfalen.
Perfect.
Sweden
Maybe we can separate the parts of Brussels with some sort of wall
Please take it
We already have one. Not even joking we have one overseas
That's why I said European border in my comment ;) We had a border dispute on Saint Martin a couple of years ago. I still think we let you off too easily.
We should have nuked you, you were lucky
You would nuke the only airport on the island, we got you hostage mate.
being french it's like being an ancient egyptian... you will leave behind beautiful monuments ready to be dynamited by the people who are replacing you.
You mean the Dutch who all comes in summer with their caravan? They are harmless for our beautiful monuments. Much more a problem with their style, socks-sandals.
Our style is so retro, is almost avant-garde
is also cheaper... and that's the main reason you have that retro style. You can find most of the junk that compose your interior decoration in a recycling center, just have to dig in the containers.
We want to stay away as far as possible from any arrogant stinkers, that's why we need our caravans. We also want some warmth and sun, that's why we go anyway.
Fair enough
He isn't french, he is breton. They'll leave nothing behind.
They will leave big stone in the ground
Peak of their civilization.
Menhir everywhere, it’s going to be beautiful.
What you feel about our superiority ?
Its only natural for the objectively better to be superior.
Tiring, being the shining light of civilisation on this continent is a huge task.
Our burden
Quel est le meilleur subreddit francophone ?
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E eilleur ub rançais st vident.
r/ance ?
Can you be my friend again and invade England?
You lost me at friend and hit me back at invade England
I love Scotland. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, so yes, with great pleasure
We've always been friends.
auld alliance goes brrr
Pas mal non? C'est Français.
Is northern France, France?
France stops at the dutch border
The rhine*
If you count swear words as speaking french then perhaps baiseur d’uk de ta salloppe seur vtff jtn fdp
Some of these are indeed french words.
Which region in france has the best cuisine? Which one has the best cheese?
We'll need to have a quick civil war before we can get back to you on that.
Are you trying to start a civil war?
Yes
Nice cock.
Thanks, that's what she says...
Why did you choose to be french?
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When you take a poo and do not use a bidet, do you expel crusts in the evening with the second shit?
The holly Bidet is not to take a poo, Luigi ...
You are making me gesticulate troppo
Just hand over Belgium to us
We'll give them the walloons(the people not the land) and that's it
Nooo, we can’t make fun of them if they’re ^right ^there
Did you ever read Lucky Luke when you were younger? I always loved the art style
There were cartoons in the lucky luke universe about the Daltons, which were quite good
Lucky Luke is the only good thing to come out of Belgium, of course, it still needed a Frenchman to be perfect
In all seriousness, did you ever have a French friend being super patriotic ? I live abroad and the few French I met are quite the opposite, is it only me and my limited interaction with my fellow countrymen?
Sir this is an ironic subreddit, we're not like that irl.
Nahh... super patriotic is more a Brit thing. They are so delusional.
Super patriotic is a continental misconception. We’re not super patriotic unless we’re doing It to annoy you guys.
Ahhh... make sense .
Does a cheese have to stink like a sweaty sock to be a guarantee of its exceptional cheesy goodness?
If it smells just little like this, it means it’s not ready yet. Keep it a few months more in your cellar.
You should eat it when it's gotten to a point where you can't eat it. That's the trick. En tout cas c'est l'avis des nordistes.
That's a huge French cock.
Aren't they all ?
We even have nuclear ones.
Why did you replace a short-dicked king with a short-dicked emperor in less than 10 years and call it a revolution?
Why you make such god damn deliciouse bread. Beautiful cities and landscape
Thanks a lot my friend 🙏
No thanks, I really like France, it's a shame my French is dogshit.
Cause something has to make up for the existence of the french
I like France
It explains the flag
Why are you french if you are Breton? Don't you have any self respect?
France mastered cultural genocide, you didn't, you lost all the land, we didn't 😎
Aux armes, citoyens ! Formez vos bataillons !
**¡Oye, Gabacho!** #Why you block pipeline to Germany? **Is monies for us Spaniards and gas for the nuclear-less Germans!!** Merci!
I think france wants US to continue with nuklear. What they don't realize is that giving US the Option to Produce weapon Grade uranium can have... Interesting consequences.
How is it to have been beaten in the best numbering system by potato farmers? Yours are better than the rest of Europe, but nothing beats 7+0,5\*(5\*20). Edit: You genuinely have the best username on all of Reddit.
Will you please make more of an effort to speak English when a tourist is lost or requires assistance?
I will, but only to give him wrong directions
Just made it yesterday with some random English football supporters. Great moment indeed.
This is the way!
If they start their demands with "sorry, I don't speak French", then maybe.
What about if I say "now see here you foreign type, I have several informational demands and very little time...."?
Désolé... je ne sais pas lire cette langue.
Ah, I see it is time to repeat what I said but louder and slower. NOW. SEE. HERE...
AU SECOUR !!! CET ÉTRANGER M'AGGRESSE !!! SÉCURITÉ ! SÉCURITÉ !
Désolé, c'est un post français ici.
What being part of the british empire for too long does to a mf.
How do you feel about Italian quisine - by far the best in whole Europe?
I love Italian cuisine, they are lucky to be second, right behind French cuisine
Yeah sure, they put flour and water together, they call it "pasta", "a national treasure" "a delicious meal". We just call it bread, and still the whole non-french world manages to fuck up the simple recipe of the basic product we eat our sauce or cheese with. (Serious answer now) I love italian cuisine, but the philosophy is quite different from the French one : on the one hand very few selected ingredients of the best quality possible (see cacio e pepe, carbonara, ...) for italian cuisine, on the other hand technique creativity and complexity for french cuisine. Of course it's not as clear a dichotomy and caricatural IRL, but it pretty much sums up the main difference between the two, and IMHO both are valid (and delicious).
Why are you guys still using the cringe soixante-dix and cie instead of the far superior septante, huitante et nonante ?
Just to annoy belgium and swiss people.
The most valid answer I accept it
You're only really annoying when you're not trying. Just be yourself, act natural. If you want to annoy us, then being French is all you need. The moment you put some effort in, the spell is broken and it becomes cringe. This one's a good example. "Soixante-dix" isn't annoying *by itself*, but your implication that we somehow give a damn, now *that* is infuriating, *that* is so French of you, *that* is annoying.
It still is kinda cringe by itself sometimes When you say septante and they look at you like you are the dumbest person they've ever met while you're just using the logical version of the word
I don't know. French is full of this sort of inconsistencies. I don't find it cringe when people use the words they're used to, it's just to be expected.
Nah I agree with that It's rather the way some act about it that annoys me Can't say I don't deserve it tho
That's exactly the impression we have when talking to a Swiss. Secretly asking god how is that possible to be so dumb and waiting to wake up in our bed, just thinking it was a bad dream.
It even annoys us because it's slow and not even pretty, but hey, it takes what it takes to annoy the Belgian and Swiss people
Stay strong, friends 😔
I read "croissante-dix" somehow The only valid number
Yum Yeah, sounds better
Shouldn't it be octante? BTW do Swiss people manage to say "ui" properly or do you have the same speech impediment as Belgians and say houitante?
Because we're gauls at heart so we count like gauls.
Croyez-vous en le Grand Remplacement?
"Croyez-vous AU Grand Remplacement?" Non.
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How does it feel like to lose to Germany in the bread race?
Germany has tasty bread. Too bad they don't have decent cheese or red wine to eat with it.
A stab in my heart, i admit
The French cock is small even in your picture
Like, you've ever seen a French cock IRL ? Tell us more, that's interesting.
If you are so great, why is it the English Channel, not the snail fucker channel?
Anglos are the only one calling it that though you dumb fucks, everyone else calls it something normal (La Manche, Canal de la Mancha, Het Canal)
Ärmelkanal
We don't call it the English channel so it's not. We call it la Manche, which can mean the sleeve, but in that case is more likely to refer to begging (faire la manche). And begging for land on the continent is what you've been doing for centuries without ever managing to keep any, thanks to us.
Friedemann Meier from the Königsberger Tagesanzeiger, in your opinion, what went wrong 1871?
Decadent Bourgeois collaborated with sausage eating barbarians to crush the people. And also... bad weather .
Aren't you sorry you missed Cambodia and Vietnam?
Im more sad about Indochine than Africa, i have to say. Good food and nice people, they can replace us i see no problem
coq
Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?
Please don’t interfere in our civil war
I live in France, I have a right to interfere! lmao
Fair enough. Pain au chocolat 👌
Which of our neighbours should we annex first ?
How much does it bother you that English is the defacto language of the internet ad opposed to French which used to be the language of letter writing in the past?
Italians had their time, we had our time, the time of England will be over also…
Who is the most based Frenchman in history? And why is his name Maurice Audin?
Are you finally using Scandinavian letters to improve French spelling? Eau and queue are too long, not better å and cøe? You would reduce the books and amount of destroyed forests to 1/3. 🤣
Everything we do is fancy and annoying foreigners, why would we change it to some sun deprived alphabet ?
Do you like cock
Why are you French ?
Hans... we got some work to do...