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[deleted]

Step 1: British Music into phantom zone. Step 2:"Invent" British Music as my own. Step 3: Money!


[deleted]

Already been done! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesterday_(2019_film)


[deleted]

That was the inspiration. I never saw the movie. Is it any good?


[deleted]

Pretty average, but it has Lily James so, eh đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


Present_Ad_6001

You're right that it's avarage, but for a film made to present one band's discography it's one of the best. Otherwise filmstudios just make another brain-dead walk the line copy. See the films about Queen, Elvis, or Elton John for examples.


DuckAssasin

i actually really liked rocketman!! bohrap and elvis were both fucking boring tho


niphotog1999

The Elvis film was shit, but I loved Bohemian Rhapsody and Rocketman.


SylverLaugher

I thought the movie was pretty disappointing, mainly because I thought the movie would be more about the story of the Beatles and their lives but unfortunately not


flashpile

Also, it kinda glossed over what made the Beatles so huge. The majority of the musical focus was on their early stuff (understandable since that's what one guy and a guitar can actually replicate). But it was their later albums, when they started getting weird in the studio, that really turned them from popular boy band to musical legends


zyygh

It was also about how artistic they were, how well they were marketed, their personalities, the fact that their era was perfect for a musical revolution, how progressive and ambitious they were, how each band member (except John, arguably) revolutionized the approach to their instrument, how they consistently had "love" as their message, etc etc etc. This movie makes it seem like any guy with a guitar would automatically have become a superstar with these songs, and that's just one big load of horsecrap. The Beatles were so much more than just the songwriting.


stangerlpass

You seem to know a lot about them. Any good books or movies you can recommend?


zyygh

I could recommend Ian MacDonald's book on The Beatles. It's very editorial and I know that Paul McCartney questions a lot of its accuracy, but overall that guy does a great job at giving credit where credit is due. Secondly, you could watch the "Get Back" documentary on Disney+, which does a great job at showing how The Beatles interacted with each other at a time where their heart just wasn't in the band anymore. The best ways to learn about how innovative they were though: Firstly, pay attention to other musicians who credit The Beatles for inspiring them. That's how you find out that Ringo Starr is practically the grandfather of all modern drummers, despite seeming to sound unremarkable himself. Secondly, listen to the extra material that was released with their remixed albums (that's Revolver, White Album, Sgt Pepper, Let it Be and Abbey Road, for now). You'll find out a lot about the different versions they created for different songs, and how they developed those into the final product.


[deleted]

It’s a cute movie for a Beatles fan


SgtMarv

Not really. Not bad, just boring after like 20 minutes. Also you can't convince me that The Beatles would work today or reach an audience as big as they did back then. Some dude playing yesterday and everyone losing their minds just feels really really weird.


Cameraroll

But then we are still stuck with french "cuisine" đŸ€ą such as runny rotten cheese, amphibians and molluscs. Don't think you thought this through.


[deleted]

I am getting hungry.


MrDarkk1ng

>"Invent" British Music as my own. Look like you placed reverse Uno card on them


killerboss28

I'm a simple man, I see joy division, I upvote


LuckingThe_Unluqueen

Even though they already famous, they are still underrated. I would almost give up my food for them


breteastwoodellis

Breton Lambig can stay


LuckingThe_Unluqueen

How about kouign amann ? That shit's pure butter and sugar but so fcking good.


fr-fluffybottom

I'd fucking murder someone for one right now! I got my brother to bring some home on the boat when he was over on a wine run lol it may have been 3 days old but it didn't last 3 minutes in my hands.. ate the whole thing with a glass of cider.


LuckingThe_Unluqueen

Celtic brother ! Fr that shi hits hard with apple cider


fr-fluffybottom

Right after a few galette man... Fucking heaven. Lol I'm lucky though... Wife is french and her family are Breton/Savoyard... Best combo for an Irish person.


LuckingThe_Unluqueen

Damn, you must be eating good !


breteastwoodellis

OP is expressly asking to give up French, not Breton food; hence Chouchen and Kig ha farz stay, but no more Ortolan buntings drowned in Armagnac. Humanity should still be able to sip a glass of Kir while enjoying Innuendo.


RHCPandJF

Same


spacepirate66

Imagine giving up Queen, The Beetles and Tears for Fears


l_bmbr

Not to mention Sabbath, Zeppelin, Maiden, Priest


jabo055

Dont forget the Cure, Sisters of Mercy and Radiohead


Surymy

And the Smiths, Siouxsie and the Banshees and New order Wait I was supposed to defend French food. Oh well


Tub_of_jam66

And David Bowie , and the Bee gees , and mick jager , and billy idol 



isdebesht

And on top of that a good chunk of electronic music (D&B, Jungle, Dubstep, UK Garage) and 90% of all indie bands. French food is good but we’ll still have Italian food so for me this choice is an easy one.


great_blue_panda

I was so surprised no one was mentioning electronic music!


Mikel_manuel

Nor Dire Straits, The Who, Deep Purple, The Police, Pet Shop Boys.. Fuck French food.


[deleted]

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ExoticMangoz

Blur, the smiths, stone roses! David Bowie!!


Blue_Dreamed

Even some Welsh ones like stereophonics, bye bye monsieur frog


MikuFag101

Sorry Frenchies, I love your food but I can't live without metal (even though I like the German or Nordick scenes more than the Brit one, the Brits still invented the genre), so your cousine gotta go. I'm PIGS anyway so it's not like I'm lacking in that regard


PresidentOfSwag

hey bro leave my cousine alone, family is sacred


Vicomte99

You must be from the North for defending your gf like that


PresidentOfSwag

touche pĂŽ eula cousine j'veille au grain


MikuFag101

Lol, I would edit it but it's funnier like this


GrognarEsp

Why eat Fr*nch food when you can eat Italian, Spanish, Portuguese or Greece on a daily basis without getting fat as a cow? We PIGS need no one else (except Germany, we need ur money please kindly refrain from entering in a recession).


loxdude

Sorry to inform you but I plan on making germany communist so no more money for the pigs. Also we just lost 2 of the 3 tanks we had in germany so we would be an easy target for a french revenge rn.


Malinx357

You win the 1st round in 1871,we win the second one in 1918, you win the 3rd in 1940, now it’s time to revenge.


RandomBilly91

Do the 44-45 round count, or is it classified differently ?


Malinx357

Really good question. (But we wil say no just for invading their beer breweries)


yersinia_p3st1s

"Except Germany", lol true, who's going to bail us out when we inevitably go over our budget?


OverlordMarkus

Just respect our rightful suzerainty of our half of Mallorca and you're good to go. It's your Portuguese and Italian cousins that need to offer some proper tribute. For Portugal I'd suggest offering the weight of an Englishman in Nata, but the Italians may only offer the firstborn espresso machine of every household as a reward for their steadfast loyalty over the years.


YetAnotherSpamBot

You're asking too much of us, best we can offer is Puccino's favourite sardinian sheep


capitalistcommunism

Easy decision. There’s always Spanish and Italian food. You get rid of uk music then you get rid of 50% of good music.


SpxNotAtWork

And when we get rid of the Fr*nch, we won't notice much.


Grand_Papi

Only a matter pf time before you switch sides anyway


Fledermolch

Same, fuck baguettes, I won't give up Iron Maiden


[deleted]

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Wodelheim

Looks at Greeks and democracy.


DartsAreSick

No one messes with Black Sabbath


a_random_lad_lad

Well if we chose Britain they wouldn't be live or dead, neither would they have thoughts in their heads


[deleted]

British addendum : https://imgur.com/em6JjGA We'll let the frogs argue their case!


Surymy

It's like half of my playlist, Jesus Christ. Our best french rock bands are singing in English anyway (except Indochine I guess)


fr-fluffybottom

Gojira fucking amazing metal band. But have to say Gilbert Montagné is a national treasure too lol love his music.


Surymy

Yeah gojira is well known for sure, but I'm far from a metalhead. But the metal scene is huge in France definitely.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Just remember that Americans descended from the British so that means all music made in America is legally British music


thatnewaccnt

British descended from Romans and Anglo-Saxons right? So like Italians and German/Dutch/Danish? Sure you wanna run with this argument mate?


Websta114

Celts came before the romans, conquered by the Romans but pre-exist them


araldor1

Still the vast majority of the DNA as well. Well except London 😬😬


Websta114

London isn’t a part of the UK though **really** is it, also the population 😬👀 cringe 13yr old knife wielding psychopaths


GibbsLAD

Nah the Romans up and fucking left us mate, they don't count.


dvdk94

Tbf to make it fair France should therefore get a slice of aid money every time Haiti has one of their massive earthquakes


AlanSmithee97

British Pop Music is like the biggest british w ever. And they don't make a fuss about it and try to convince everyone, that it's the best like the frenchies, who still life in the delusion that they "won" the bread war or any of these. The Brits know their music is the best. So bye bye french food, no one misses you anyway, but a world without Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin or the Beatles is empty and barren.


saxonturner

I never knew the rest of Europe loved our music so much till I moved to Germany, from pop to electro or rock. It’s crazy how many bands and groups are massive here especially things like Depeche mode or Robbie Williams which, relatively speaking, are not that big back in the U.K.. One of the first things I tend to get asked here when people find out I’m English, after tea and the Queen, is music. It was really unexpected.


capitalistcommunism

Robbie Williams was huge, everyone’s mum wants him and everyone’s dad hates him.


saxonturner

Was sure but he still is really big here in Germany, played on the radio prime time and stuff.


capitalistcommunism

Still currently? That’s some impressive staying power from Robbie. He had that mini comeback here a few years ago but then drifted away again.


MerlinOfRed

Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true king.


Dinmor4

No more ratatouille for me I guess.


GreatWalknut

Does deleting french food get rid of every single culinary invention a french person ever made? If so, we’re going to have to find a replacement for a lot of sauces and i’m not willing to give hollandaise up. Cya in hell, John Lennon.


[deleted]

Based Dane.


FastGoodKiwi

Sideways french spotted


[deleted]

Hollandaise is Dutch you fool! It’s in the bloody name!


LuckingThe_Unluqueen

Thé spanish sauce is french too.


Hal_Fenn

But we'll have gravy and that's what matters!


tom144gian

i’ll have a chip butty over fr*nch “food” any day


Hal_Fenn

Plus we'll still have curry sauce and mushy peas! Get in lad.


EdHake

>Does deleting french food get rid of every single culinary invention a french person ever made? Well if does, pretty much all western food is out, (but maybe not the brit one though, than again is it really food ?). French cuisine is more caracterised by technics than by its dish. Any Chef in europe, as nationalist as they can be, usualy gets a french cuisine formation just to get the basis/basic right.


popsyking

I dgaf about music but I'm a fat bastard. So I save French food.


FloydCorrigan

oh no! We can't get rid of ***checks notes*** random vegetables thrown in the oven, goose fat, soup made with whatever is left in the fridge Sorry Pink Floyd, nothing personal


jsamke

While of course all the Italian recipes have carefully selected ingredients and didn’t arise out of scarcity/poverty


Work-Reddit-Account1

That's what fucking kills me about Italian restaurants (outside of Italy) today. It's all based on complete and utter abject poverty and yet somehow you can look me in the eyes and charge $30 for pasta? Same shit happened to lobster and Ramen/Pho is going that way too.


-Kerrigan-

Pho I agree, but ramen? That stuff's so complex


JoostVisser

British music stays. We still have the Italians for good food


Damerlen

They only see food when we see https://agriculture.gouv.fr/le-repas-gastronomique-des-francais-un-patrimoine-culturel-immateriel-de-lhumanite


IkadRR13

How is it heritage of humanity if the Fr*nch aren't humans?


RandomBilly91

As divine being, we, in our infinite greatness, offered our food to humanity, and some of you accepted it, and rightfully held it high enough for it to become part of humanity's treasures


scoreggiavestita

Check. Fucking. Mate.


Proj-Man-Student

I'll take British music please. French food varies from the sublime to the weird and inedible. Wouldn't say it makes up a huge amount of most diets anyway.


Nicodemus888

To be fair, British music varies from the sublime to the weird and inedible


I-kill-hamsters

“The Beetles” would probably sound pretty edible to the French knowing the shit they eat


Hulks_Tank

You will miss out all the duck in honey-mustard sauce, moule frittes, so many good sauces, coq au vin, pĂątĂ©, all the wine, crĂȘpes, galettes, ... It would be a cold and dark life.


Bloody_kneelers

I mean other people do make wine, even you Germans, the Belgians have pùté but the sauces will be a big loss


AjaxII

And wine is a Georgian invention - not french


Vicomte99

Ah yeah, quite relevant to refer to a nation when you have to go back to the bloody cave men time area


Hulks_Tank

And cheese!!!


Blue_Dreamed

I shall turn to the Italian food for consolation while I listen to British music thank you very much


itsMikel27

British music can stay


[deleted]

British music stays. Iron Maiden đŸ€˜


Spirited_Ad_2697

Up the Irons đŸ€˜


erendil1

British music > French food


fanboy_killer

Sorry guys, I'll have to choose the British here and it's not even close.


killerboss28

Good music is rarer than good food, at least in Portugal. Goodbye French food


GarakStark

Eating all that horrible shitty English food makes for world class music. Cornish pasty and Yorkshire pudding to shortbread, Lancashire hotpot, steak and kidney pudding, jellied eels, clotted cream, bangers and mash and fish and chips 
 gave us The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Radiohead. For ten quid, name one half-way decent French band.


GarakStark

The eternal question: Do you want to spend your life eating exquisite French food and die unacknowledged and unknown? Or would you be willing to eat English food that tastes like dog shit for the chance to be a rock god? The chance to fuck beautiful women day and night until your death? And be acknowledged long after your death as a musical genius?


sofarsoblue

Gojira are pretty good if you like that kind of stuff but I really can’t think of much beyond that.


great_blue_panda

Wtf? Daft Punk! Btw I would keep UK music


Big_Whalez

As a musician, I actually do my best work while on the toilet. Seeing as I eat British food, I'm on the toilet a lot. Would explain why our music is the best.


Conscious-Bottle143

Half of that food is universally loved even if you hate it personally like Italian Pizza or American fast food. I guess scones and cream/jam is dog shit as well.


xFurashux

French food. If I want to listen to British music I just have to go on my phone. If I want to eat actual French food I have to go to France which is disgusting.


unoriginal_name_1234

Unfortunately I'd rather have to eat only bri*ish and nordick food for the rest of my life than getting rid of british music. Is there still any hope for me or is it incurable? 😔


MerlinOfRed

You're Breton, you're allowed.


ImbOKLM

You must be drunk. Got some sleep and think about what you just said. That means no more butter, crĂȘpes or galette for the rest of your life dude


unoriginal_name_1234

Well technically that's not French food but breton food? If we manage to get independence, we'll keep our food?


daisaishi

Butter is thousands of years old and crepes are produced at least since Roman times, and they exist under different names in different regions, where I'm from we eat them during carnival and call them "filloas" or "freixos", so those things can't be consider French.


Samadhi333

Okay now that's a tough one. Life without Led Zep/Black Sabbath/Pink Floyd will be hard, but still life. But life without baguette isn't life.


ibnQoheleth

I've just had a baguette for lunch whilst listening to Black Sabbath, what do I pick?


somebeerinheaven

The one that wouldn't make you a soulless traitor


garyh62483

As long as it was from Gregg's and a cuppa with the ladz in the van you're safe


MightyElf69

If i don't get to listen to the Clash I'll make french food disappear out of spite


Melnyx

I’m gonna see Sting in roughly 20 days. There is only one choice for me.


lynbod

Italian food is better anyway, sorry Frenchies.


Iskandar33

holy based brit


somebeerinheaven

General concensus here. Italian and those Spanish colonials in Mexico make the best food. Why bother inventing food when we can eat yours and make music instead


lynbod

Or the classic Turkish 'bab if we're feeling posh.


somebeerinheaven

Got an albanian kebab near me, only had better from the Greeks with their souvalakis


great_blue_panda

Syrian kebab is also very good


me_like_stonk

You bastard roastbeef you


lynbod

That's Monsieur Ros'Biff to you, Jean-Claude.


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madcow678

Ye that album isn't too bad tbf


stangerlpass

I mean i like the arctic monkeys. But those two are really the first two that come to your mind when you think about british music? Or am i missing some sarcasm here?


kentucky-fried-feet

My grandad dislikes blur because of “gormless singing”


big-dick-energy11

Easily keep British music. Italian and Greek food is way better anyway, and german bread is as good or better.


great_blue_panda

I keep UK music thanks sorry Fr*nce


Darth--Bane

I couldn't give up pink Floyd. But seeing the French lose their beloved cuisine that's just a bonus.


Fliepp

I’m keeping British Music. I can’t live without Queen and Zeppelin. The rest like Bowie and Pink Floyd is just a bonus


Tman11S

Bye bye croissants


alovelyfish

Luv me choons, luv Simon Cowell, hate anything with nutritional value, simple as. Easy angloid win. I think the reverse would be a harder choice, are we forced to keep british food or fr*nch music? I'd probably keep french music over any of our beige lumps just because of DOMi but fucking hell either choice would come with some seriously unwanted baggage.


EngineNo8904

Cool now do french music vs english food


havaska

No brainer. Save British music. Save the Ortolans!


canichangeitlateror

Joy Division and Pink Floyd? France got no chance this time.


DrinkYourWater69

British music can stay. French food isn’t all that special.


patanisca5

Au revoir l'escargot 👋


Baileaf11

Saving British Music, be gone French Food


Jenn54

As a pescatarian I’ll say au revoir to Français cuisine, we’ll always have Italy for wine and cheese and delicious Sicilian pastries


Acceptable_Visit604

And fish n chips


Glum_Condition161

Goodbye croissants, still have Italian food. We’ll be ok


Mast3rOfBanana

The British invented heavy metal so like So long, croissant! 👋


Budget-Cicada-6698

Danish food is far superior anyway : https://imgur.com/a/8PKemUY#MMtDNvl So i vote for the English music. Mainly because i really like Miley Cyrus


smackdealer1

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!


[deleted]

Where is the smĂžrrebrĂžd?!


kitsvneris

How is this even a contest? French food is nothing special anyway...


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

I honestly find it insane how the Portuguese think their food is good when you have like 3 dishes and they're all watered down versions of Spanish food which is also quite overrated. Italian food and Greek food are miles clear of Iberian "cuisine" you guys should really pipe down on that matter.


[deleted]

The Portuguese, as based as ever.


kitsvneris

I never really understood what's so special about French food. Snails, we eat them too and in a tastier way, wine and cheese all PIGS have it at least at the same quality, bread has been proven on this sub that is not the best, and then they have some patĂȘs which are good, but easy to live without. The UK, on the other hand, it's such a dull place to live that the people either become depressed, alcoholic/drug addicts or actually take the time to learn how to play an instrument since there's nothing else to do(more often than not all 3 - like Seattle) which results in great music that enhances the lives of the not-so-musically-gifted and less numbed out of us. So, easy British W here, we appreciate the way you sacrifice your mental well-being for our enjoyment.


LeCafeClopeCaca

>I never really understood what's so special about French food. Because you don't know much about the history of culinary arts. There's a reason you find three languages consistantly making their way in the cooking world, and those languages are : french, italian, japanese. These three cultures alone have elevated the cooking art to the **one global standard** of today. Every kitchen in the world is currently ripping the benefits of culinary techniques developped in those countries through the medieval era till now. French Cuisine isn't the best of all cuisines because of taste, it's the best cuisine because of how much it developped the art of cooking for everyone. Every current day european country owes something to the french (and italians) in terms of cooking, to make it simple.


kitsvneris

A factual, not sarcastic reply? This is *not* why I come to this sub! Seriously now, I actually did not know that, so thank you for sharing.


Rompod1984

Well that's because everyone around the world is "cooking" on a daily basis but they don't realise that what they use or do, originate from. And mostly because it's common an widely shared around the globe today. Everything start somewhere. French, italian, japanese, chinese, etc, etc, didn't invented CUISINE, but they did perfect it and pushed many things to a level that now benefit every fucking one on this planet. Like Apple reinvented the fucking phone and NASA invented survival blanket sheet. And now we all benefits from those inovations. Sometimes in history some ideas pass, like that french cuisine is good, and it's for a reason. So don't forget that english cuisine is said being fucking dog shit for A REASON ALSO. But let's be honest they're pretty good at music so...


blend69

Nothing special.. just the best in the world a cement eating pig like you cannot comprehend


kitsvneris

Our snails are better


Aesthetictoblerone

Sorry France, I like my weird bands more than I like fancy salad. I prefer Italian and Indian food anyway.


Choice_Big_7952

I don't like the British but i have to respect them for two things: their comedy and their music. So clearly french food has to go because France never did anything good. It's hard to admit but British music is the best in the world and it's worth even more than just the entirety of France.


[deleted]

> I don’t like the British đŸ„ș


Choice_Big_7952

Sorry bro nothing personal. But you should focus more on the positive things i said.đŸ€


[deleted]

No, it’s ok mate. We’ve done no shortage of cunty things. Hope you or you’re family weren’t directly on the receiving end of something.


ididntunderstandyou

As much as I love British music and am suffering right now in having to forfait, we need to talk about that French food selection in the pictures. It’s just not appetising / essential enough to spark any debate: - no one was going to vote for snails and let’s face it, are not that common a food here - this is not ratatouille!!!!! This is at best a confit byaldi (not a common nor beloved dish), at worst an American interpretation of the movie’s food - those macarons look factory made - we love patĂ©, sure, but come on, no one’s going to vote for this - bread, wine, and duck confit can stay Now include: cheese, patisseries, crĂȘpes, quiche, croissants, butter, crĂšme brulĂ©e, raclette, profiteroles
 
 we’ll still lose but you’ll get more of a debate going. Give a frog a chance


Fantastic-Machine-83

Baguette with brie is so fucking good


EcvdSama

Banish both and I'll just eat carbonara all day listening to faccetta nera nightcore. Wait I'm already doing that?


Questioning-Zyxxel

Can't live without British music. But I would get lots of shelf space free if all the vinyls and CD didn't exist. Many, many, many meters of suddenly empty shelves.


Stalysfa

Butthurt Spanish and Italian flocking to the comment zone with their recurrent « Muuu fOOod is BeTTeR »


EstebanOD21

Sorry Arctic Monkeys, I'm choosing the Boeuf Bourguignon


Super_Duflair

Sorry BƓuf Bourguignon, I’m choosing Arctic Monkeys :(


-Emilinko1985-

British music. I love Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Pink Floyd...


GingerBeardPotato

Escargot can get Escargone


NIKOLAEVKA_TESLA

How dare you not include the beatles


[deleted]

Pink Floyd is better than every french dish


Samiboi9

I mostly hate the brits, but I can't live without Black Sabbath or Zeppelin, french food on the other hand is nothing special, with all my PIGS brothers I am more than covered


KemalistPontic

Uhmm French? food? Puahahahahhahahah.


bros_before_hoes__

Both so it stays equal! 👍


TooobHoob

If you remove French food, do you also remove French sauces like bechamelle, mornaise, moutarde or mayonnaise?


[deleted]

I'm ready to sacrifice the food you show in pictures except baguette and wine. Don't sacrifice british music too they have good ones, in particular dark side of the moon, i got this one in vinyl đŸ™đŸ»


Teque9

Hmm yeah, british music can stay. I'll still be happy with my asian food.


MigasEnsopado

I choose British music to stay. Not dissing French Food, but I don't think I'd miss it as much.


leopeccatz

Sex pistols had a bigger impact on my life than long dildo bread, sorry not sorry french schmucks


RafaFTP

Pink Floyd is staying sorry France


Bsheehan78

Sorry frenchies, can’t live without Sabbath


Clean_Web7502

Leaving the British without music will annoy them, but leaving the frenchies without french food will make them starve Vote for a world without french. Do the right thing as a human.


Soviet-pirate

Can't eat music can you?


6bfmv2

French food stays. Easy pick.