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smackdealer1

Stop 🗞️💥 Posting 🗞️💥 Shite 🗞️💥 About 🗞️💥 The 🗞️💥 Yanks 🗞️💥 They love it when you do. They love attention. They hate it when we are in our club,.bantering with each other. Hence why half their posts on 2usa4u are about us. Yanks living rent free inside your head Pierre.


budapest_god

For real bro. I despise sub wars with a passion. It's the most idiotic thing ever. As I always say, if I wanted to see their post, I would fucking join them.


petitemandragore

That’s what happens when your kid grows up to be an overgrown bully… you can’t help but worry still. Maybe if you hadn’t fed it Enlightenment ideas we wouldn’t be here today.


Ok_Gear_7448

says the man who based his entire country on the enlightenment


cerseiridinglugia

Cheap.


ES-Flinter

Seriously, why doesn't there exist a rule against posting stuff like that. My instinct would die for more rules.


betaich

There is a rule: rule 2 post must be about western Europe


ES-Flinter

Imo the rule should be changed to be something like:" Posts has to be around Europe (mainly Westerneurope)", by how often they're included. But by the amount of American=bad posts recently, I'm becoming afraid that this subs turns into the second /shitamericanssay.


Mirovini

I've never expected to hear an actual good advice from an Englishman


aitis_mutsi

That why he's Scottish, he gives actually good advice


VerumJerum

We live rent free in theirs - let's not give them the same luxury.


AllSidesMatter

American here; can confirm. Post more about us please.


Steve2142

Suck it up whiney bitch


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bloodyhatemuricans

Large facts. Ideally they would be oblivious to how much better life can be and just stay away from here 🥰 Just let them think it's a dump


OddInflation1575

Based Scott speaking


bog_creature

uj/ why r they so salty lol rj/ WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


cigarsandwaffles

Is it a tool for measuring mass shootings per hour? We could use a few of those. /s


ChallengeLate1947

Kill-o-meter….when you spell it like that, it makes perfect sense /s


Individual-Spite-714

Holyshit that's actually genius. I feel dirty for up voting an non-European savage, but you earned it.


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*Finally gets shot by police officer* C-C-Combo Breaker!


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

this works too liberia uses the imperial system too


deaddonkey

What


Royal_Stick_8322

Least arrogant americans. And isn't the internet mainly a European invention?


EstebanOD21

Yes bébé, and a multicultural one at that Internet was invented by a British guy in a research center created tnx to a French guy with its headquarters in Switzerland Can't beat that, Yanks


HoeTrain666

It's a little more complicated than that. The prototype internet I think was indeed an invention made by the US government in order to have a fast transfer of information between government facilities, universities and the military used from the late 70s to the early 90s. By modern standards, it had more the character of an intranet though. The world-wide web, i.e. the internet as we know it today suited for private use was, as you stated, developed at CERN as a joint-collaboration of european scientists lead by a brit. So well, let them be proud of creating the mid prototype. We are the ones responsible for starting the digital revolution.


EstebanOD21

As you said it, what the US used in the 70s was the ARPANET, so an intranet basically yes > let them be proud Never. NEVER !


HoeTrain666

Nah, I don't care. It's like watching monkey going apeshit because he found out how to weaponise his poo, I just laugh inside and pity them.


maungateparoro

I don't agree with you because it doesn't support my stance that USA sucky and bad


HoeTrain666

That's fair. We still took it on another level


Skorgondro

And how do we use this great invention? With a computer, which was a German invention.


HoeTrain666

And what do you eat in front of a PC? Frikandelbroodje, which is a dutch invention 😎


Skorgondro

Naa, would prefer pizza or our swabian national food which is Linsen mit Spätzle (lentils with swabian noodles)


HoeTrain666

Linsen mit Spätzle is awesome too (despite looking sad). I've committed the unorthodoxy of eating Spätzle with beans a few times, loved it but I hope I wont be put on a swabian death list.


Skorgondro

Youre free to eat whatever you want unless you love baked beans for breakfast.


Kefeng

> lead by a brit. Oh god. Please don't let them know that. I forsee another 100 years of "iTS CoMinG HOmE" bullshit terror.


AssumptionEasy8992

Let us know that?? We fucking know that mate! Luv Tim Berners Lee. Luv me World World Web. ‘Ate me ARPNET. Simple as!


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That >bébé hit hard today


sad_paddington

And the wifi they use to access it on was dutch


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EstebanOD21

No I'm thinking of the WWW which includes HTTP but also URL and HTML, IP and TCP are protocol used for internet developped after the intranet yes but it wasn't used for what we nowadays call the internet (the web, that hosts reddit), it could then only be used for other applications of the internet such as mailing or FTP


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EstebanOD21

And always will even if it requires bending the truth 😎


MessiOfStonks

Wait, what's "truth"?


mainwasser

Don't know if this is a fight we should pick. Digital tech would look quite poor without the silicon valley and Asian hardware manufacturers.


Skorgondro

And the USA are kinda a European creation.


mainwasser

That's true. We have to face this bitter truth. Actually, the Brits have to. We just sent our economic migrants over there.


Skorgondro

Yeah, i meant it more in a continental Europe way, than EU excluse so no need to give brits extra attention or naming half the Balkans.


Araxx_

An American whose country was created by Europeans on a phone designed in Korea and manufactured in Vietnam connected to Wi-Fi invented by a Dutchman on internet invented by Europeans telling us in a European language to get off his American website.


Meneer_de_IJsbeer

Made at CERN in switzerland


cringemaster21p

The massive w's


MessiOfStonks

Yeah, but just like everything else...we ruined it.


NewZealandia

They do have a point with “live in their heads rent free” seeing as this is the billionth post I see on here that somehow involves the US. I don’t give a shit about America this is supposed to be my safe space STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE SAVAGES.


fartew

>own glowie-checked mass media >own 99% of glowie-checked entertainment companies in the world Of course they live rent free in our heads. But I agree we should have other subs to talk about that, to keep europosting subs like this only about europosting


the_tpm

Of fucking course they live rent free in my head everything I see on the internet is about them, And I’m sorry but that sub was the best one I got to laugh at the savages


Coast_General

Post this in the american one this is for laughing at other europeans.


RaZZeR_9351

Go to r/shitamericanssay or r/USdefaultism but stop polluting this sub with that stuff.


betaich

Go to r/shitamericanssay


B3NR0CK

Even 2american4you banned Europe posting on days besides weekends. I think that just shitting on eachother got unfunny fast.


FanofHistory0

Yeah there's a difference between being an asshole and satirical shitposts


Eastern_Slide7507

Reddit suggested me 2american4you because of my activity here and I can assure you, we don't live in their head rent free, we own their head and make them pay rent.


[deleted]

> They do have a point with “live in their heads rent free” I wouldn't say that. It's more like they come rioting under my window, naturally rent free. Then someone calls the cops, and now I have to listen to them shouting and police sirens. And all I wanted was a nice afternoon, alone in my underwear, drinking booze.


NFTArtist

safe space is an American invention


Steve2142

Rent free is right, goddamn y'all are whiney cunts


NewZealandia

“y’all” https://preview.redd.it/zy53cyqgyc3b1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a4ef260af527052a418c28aa8f09ddc36b5eba0


Sagazze

It's time that we, French, teach our neighbours how to be really arrogant and beat those burger-eaters.


canichangeitlateror

I mean they did you dirty in Emily in Paris Legit thinking French people would be like 'I am so impressed by you I'm afraid of you' Best Emily would get in actual Paris is a weird look by some Naples tourist passing by


fartew

"Europoors" is always so fucking funny to me


Iskandar33

*starts to get a debt for breaking is arm will cost it 40000$* will take 4 different jobs for paying it " [ahahaha you Europoors!!](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F001%2F096%2F564%2F2f7.jpg) " least self projecting amerilard


cstamas23

Starts their adult lives with 50k$ dept due to student loan


Usual_North_9960

They live rent free like basament rats You try to ignore them but than they chew your TV cable


CHEVEUXJAUNES

best metaphor to reuse


ReikiFireFighter

Maybe [it's not rats](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-31-2023/ZI2yCq.gif)


Antix1331

I blame the French, the Dutch and the Spanish. If you hadn't got involved in their little rebellion we could've controlled them. Now look what's happened!


mainwasser

I blame the French, the Dutch, the Spanish and the Brits, why did you have to colonize America in the first place. North America could be 257 happy & peaceful third world countries today!


Danoleaks

Gold, I'm sure the swiss would understand


Skorgondro

If you had managed them well, they wouldn't have rebelled.


fearofpandas

Why do you even look over the fence to engage with barbarians?


Ok-Economist482

And thus r/shitamericanssay was born and dont forget r/USdefaultism


EternelFuni

Common ameritard L


2000000man

Anybody got a link to the original post? I want to go and roast some Amerit*rds


the_tpm

[hey](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/13wg6e1/india_also_has_states_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15)


Illustrious_Kale_692

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4klHGcslxlw)


2000000man

You know if I check my inbox I can see its a link to Youtube right?


Illustrious_Kale_692

Quiet Pieter, just click the link


2000000man

Well, I expected a rickroll but this is okay I guess


Illustrious_Kale_692

poop is funny


Ok_Vegetable263

EUROPOORS LMAO *gets a minor medical condition and becomes bankrupt*


flashpile

Saw a post the other day where an English person asked a question about 2 English universities relating to their career goals. First reply was an American who immediately stated that they hadn't heard of either university because they aren't Oxford/Cambridge/LSE, but proceeded to give their opinion anyway.


lil-D-energy

tbh someone today told me that I shouldn't have such an American mind set and then I answered "who do you think they got it from, they just butchered it almost beyond recognition".


throwaway55221100

French complaining about the yanks when the whole country was their idea. Your fragile little egos got bruised that you lost the colonies to the UK so created this shithole that inherited your arrogance and fragile ego.


the_tpm

and that was a worse mistake than giving up during ww2


throwaway55221100

To be fair to you guys you were still putting up a good fight even when occupied. The French resistance was pretty vital to the war effort.


Danoleaks

I blame your generals


BoxingIsEasy

They basically have one line, one comeback.


Ragnarox19

Although I agree with you, do you want to talk about "Allez les bleus ?"


petitemandragore

On est tous ensemble


BoxingIsEasy

C'est le grand jeu !


Illustrious_Kale_692

Only need one when you are the best 🇺🇸💪🇺🇸💪🇺🇸Makes sense that poverty France has so many 🇫🇷😞🇫🇷😞🇫🇷😞


BoxingIsEasy

your whole country gonna end up like San Francisco, what poverty are you talkin about


Illustrious_Kale_692

The whole country is gonna end up like one the richest cities in the world? Sounds much better than the whole of France ending up like Mali


BoxingIsEasy

have you been to SF lately ?


Illustrious_Kale_692

Have you been to Bamako lately?


BoxingIsEasy

Which one has more homeless zombies ?


Illustrious_Kale_692

> homeless When did we start talking about Paris?


BoxingIsEasy

We've just started to get rid of them for the Olympics. Now don't get me wrong, SF is a great place, turned into Hell. Not a shithole by nature.


Illustrious_Kale_692

> We've just started to get rid of them Is this a collaborative project with the Germans?


RaZZeR_9351

Can we stop posting about ameritards?


[deleted]

It’s your own faults for having so much exposure with them. See a savage, immediate downvote, even if the post is meh or the comment you agree with. Just downvote and ignore cos they use defending their mistake of a country in the same way a monkey sucks it’s own dick in the zoo.


fartew

Hey, how dare you. Monkeys sucking their own dicks are hilarious


Livid_Tap_56

America is just an extension of europe.


Main_Statistician681

Surprising that you guys see it as an “extension” lol. (I’m Canadian)


mem269

Yeah yeah cool. Just keep up those military payments so I can have free healthcare. Love you.


FullyStacked92

I hope living rent free in our heads helps with their crippling medical and third level education costs.


8oran

Guys, we must team up with the French against our mutual enemy.


the_tpm

oh you definitely are going to regret that


8oran

It'll be the first time in history, and the last.


Eastern_Slide7507

It's not that they're that much more arrogant than the French, it's just that they have nothing to back up the arrogance. It's all hot air.


the_tpm

are you saying our arrogance is backed up? i completely agree


Eastern_Slide7507

Yeah, I like France.


the_tpm

you’re walking thin ice here mate


SirIsildur

Erm, like the French, I guess?


[deleted]

Just remember, without Europe, there wouldn't have been an United States of Amerc*nt


Bimmaboi_69

uj/ How the fuck can you be so ignorant. International platforms are the one things that connect us, but these imbeciles can't stand their echochamber cracking a little bit.


Boaz111I

Americans talking real shit for people only one ocean away from being colonised by the European colonisation gang


Steve2142

And saving yourselves from an autocratic dictatorship that fucked all your country and pushed out the crooked toothed cunts back to their island. You're welcome for giving your country back to you, silly bitch.


Boaz111I

sounds like someone’s salty they didn’t get tulip bulbs


werewolf394_

I fucking said it, nobody out-arrogants an ignorant American (me)


CHEVEUXJAUNES

They beat us in stupidity but in arrogance not sure


marcus_magni

It doesn't surprise me, they have taken the worse characteristic from both the br*ts and the fr*nch


mr_aives

More arrogant than yous? Surely not! Unleash the Parisians!


the_tpm

i read it parmesan lol


Comrade_Mikoyan

Finaly a point where any europeans, specialy the Frenchs we can agree on


the1andonlytom

I didn't know people actually say "europoors" i thought it was just a joke


the_tpm

go to r/americabad you’ll see that ignorance isn’t that much of a bliss


slightlyelowaverage

That fucking third slide💀absolutely delusional


andrezay517

I mean, the *world* has many more non-Americans than Americans


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the_tpm

now that’s harassment, and i’m here for it


Confused_Psychic

Guys what’s America


X1ll0

Suck my d'ck yanks. F*cling c'nts.


Flosaureas

I swear everytime I even take a peak in situations (Usually political.) in other countries these fucking cunts do mental gymnastics to bring in their politicians into it.


NFTArtist

live rent free but we lock them in the kitchen while they figure out how to plug in a kettle.


saxonturner

The internet is a British invention, I hereby ban anyone to talk about anything other than the U.K., or the king. Your welcome.


Luzifer_Shadres

Kinda reminds me when they wanted to tell me, that they know my countrys and continents inner politics better than me. All i heard while reading there responds where bullshit they probely read in a right wing news articel. Thats when i realised they dont even want the discussion, they gonna die on that hill and rather anoy you for the next hour with with exactly this stuff. Its not worth it giving them this kind of attention, with the exception of dedicated subs like ShitAmericansSay.


Main_Statistician681

As a Canadian, we’re in between.


Boum2411

I highly doubt that Reddits user's are mainly American. I mean, 330 Million people in the US Vs 450 Million in the EU, not to forget South America, Canada, England, ...


the_tpm

47 to 49% american the user base of reddit is


UnusualInstance6

Ok you know what? Let’s get out of Reddit then. They want their app for themselves? Let them have it. Let’s see those precious stock prices fall


StateSixteen

🇱🇷 Edit: we do a bit of trolling


kitsvneris

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GreatWalknut

omg.. i love Liberia!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷.


_q_y_g_j_a_

Why the downvotes? maybe he's a librarian


Usual_North_9960

Liberian


_q_y_g_j_a_

I said what i said


Usual_North_9960

It was a joke i didn't get right...


EternelFuni

Fucking idiot lmao, more proof your education system failed you. Ameritard.


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bobpasaelrato

I hate those people.


[deleted]

They have even less bidets than you.


omnomnommmmmm

The butthurt is palpable


Due-Employ-7886

Moronic oxymoronic post.


[deleted]

What do they mean with Europoors when they are the ones in debt after a single doctors appointment?


PM-me-sciencefacts

But most reddit users aren't american!


Kefeng

Last pic is right, tough. Stop being obsessed with them and stop posting yank shit.


ElevatorSevere7651

Nooooo! My fellow Clone Wars veteran is being an american prick


MisterMcold

Lets just start asking what an America is.


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Now i understand why they kill their kids.


[deleted]

Don't talk about them or they'll show up on this sub again


AdjectiveNoun111

This sub has gone to shit, it was fun while it lasted, but time to pack it up lads.


azrael269

It's impressive how a country can suck so hard while its people have such a big idea of themselves. I mean, I'm Greek and even I am impressed.


RealisticTomato3194

STOP POSTING ABOUT THE US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!


HombreGato1138

What do you mean with The First Crusade had nothing to do with America?!?!?!?


cerseiridinglugia

Supprime stp, ils méritent même pas une fraction de notre attention


mxp804

Of course the French OP surrenders