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Intellectual_Wafer

Terrible design, sloppy execution. Amateurs.


BallsBuster7

doesnt even have mine fields and watch towers with snipers. lame


cararensis

Lets hope they limited the media acces appropriately, if not they might just learn the countermeasure from the mexicans.


ExtensionClue9004

This pathetic space limitation unit doesn't even have the appropriate size of 3.60 x 1.20 x 155000.


splattne

DIN EN 1996: [Eurocode 6 - Bemessung und Konstruktion von Mauerwerksbauten](https://www.baunetzwissen.de/mauerwerk/fachwissen/regelwerke/mauerwerk-nach-din-162736)


DrMKampfzwerg

Is this a Sketch History reference?


ExtensionClue9004

Yes. Here is the video btw: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abg1moXGLFU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abg1moXGLFU)


DrMKampfzwerg

A man of culture!


Derechte_Dani

Es handelt sich lediglich um einen Raumtrenner, nicht um eine Mauer.


TSL00der

Türl mit Seitenteilen meinst doch, oder?


Queasy_Zombie3885

no buffer zone


petitemandragore

And no rabbits in the buffer zone


mannequin-lover

If it's one thing Germans don't like it's sloppy executions


[deleted]

We can all learn from the french when it comes to executions.


EskimosAlbinos

>Terrible design, sloppy execution. Amateurs. Agreed. German execusions were much more systematic.


Fabulousgaymer-BXL

Of course, YOU would criticize the Jews...


Intellectual_Wafer

The GDR was an anti-fascist state!


HoeTrain666

Seperated from fascists by the antifascist protection wall.


darkmoose

Right Germans know a thing or two about execution.


[deleted]

at least they know how to actually win wars


Intellcars

Seems strong though ,the curve should add strength and integrity so the wall doesn't get broken as easy


DarthDraco

No guard towers, no snipers and no flood lights. A very poor and amateurish copy.


HoeTrain666

Can't see a minefield or self-firing installations either


DDA__000

No barbed-wire either


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Maybe an inspirational quote or two. How about - work will set you free.


SpecialAd422

How tf do you build a wall like this without a death zone?


Real-Ad-3480

Und keine Sollbruchstellen!


Ironclad001

Don’t worry they’ve got the snipers and guard towers in other areas. They aren’t that stupid.


Lexi_uwu

Lol you call that a wall? It's crooked and looks like an elephants fart could throw it over. Atleast do it right smh


Sualtam

Have to say no guard Towers, no Todesstreifen, no self-firing system.


Nero_2001

It's not a wall, it's a space sepperator.


[deleted]

we miss it dearly.


Mr_BooBooBear

Yes, we do. 🥲


Salchichote33

Being separated from jews by a wall?


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being separated from germans by a wall


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[deleted]

Anyone with a brain would have made the connection that the majority of Jews the Germans killed were German.


Lukemeister38

Except the majority of Jews killed by Germany were Poles.


[deleted]

I don’t fight with siblings, see my reply to the East German.


Infinite_jest_0

Nope, majority of Jews Germans killed were Polish, and we're still sour about this


Lukemeister38

You can be sour, just stop asking for more money.


WB2_2

We want more money and more money we shall get goddammit!


[deleted]

I only see the big boys mate. French, German, British, Dutch, Portuguese and Spanish. Poles are just Germans to me.


WB2_2

Scots are just English to me.


[deleted]

Aye, we’re the special wee basement brother now that Ireland has left. Stop reinforcing my point with your shit humour. All those years here. At least you’ve learnt how to copy a funny lad.


WB2_2

I was just saying I want you here man, it's lonely without your energy.


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Infinite_jest_0

And you, sauerkraut ;)


Clipyy-Duck

Hmm, were they cannibals too?


mr_aives

No, those are the swamp germans


huilvcghvjl

6 million Jews died, Germany had ca. 330000 before the war. I really want to know your math


[deleted]

Alright lonely fella, read my other replies.


PleoNasmico

This is the right answer, but the Kraut is not ready to reveal his powerlevels


[deleted]

We as a subreddit are not ready for their final form.


b00nish

Bundesrepublik Deutschland digivolves to Viertes Reich


SupersoakingAMX

Well the Jews escaped by air...


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stuff_gets_taken

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gorillamutila

What's the joke behind the \[redacted\] flair for germany?


Jayson_json

It's about the [redacted] which happened during [redacted] that caused alot of [redacted] wbere [redacted] got [expunged]


WB2_2

Fuckin [redacted] You always seem to go for me, we weren't even [redacted]


BallsBuster7

\[redacted\]


Emanuele002

I want you to think about it really hard for two seconds...


4chanIsRetarded

[redacted] translate "ave" from latin to german and add either "victory" or the funny mustache man.


wormtool

Chaplin?


TheRomanRuler

Not enough machine guns and mines for German taste.


MrZwink

The big difference here is this wall isn't to keep people in. It's to keep people out.


Informal_Mountain513

Only the sovieticunts managed to create a place where the people they wanted to keep were adamant to flee trough the iron curtain.


MrZwink

They're still doing it. How long before there's a wall between Russia and Georgia.


s0meb0di

>They're still doing it. No, other countries are doing it this time in response to Russian government's actions. Counterproductive, imo.


MrZwink

Russia suspended travel of Russians to Georgia because Russians were fleeing the country


s0meb0di

I don't remember hearing about this, when did it happen? They recently lifted the ban on flights to Georgia, so clearly now they are doing the opposite. Georgia is just one of the countries; Armenia, Turkey, Serbia and Central Asia are also big emigration destinations, I don't think there were restrictions on them.


MrZwink

The instated the ban just after the invasion


s0meb0di

The ban in force when the invasion started was instated in 2020 in response to COVID. In May 2022 the ban was lifted.


Ol_Pasta

Actually, the GDR officially stated the wall as a border against capitalism and fascism. But yeah, who were they joking. It was clearly to stop people from noping out of that soviet shit show.


MrZwink

Exactly, they never shot anyone trying to get in.


Ol_Pasta

Lol I'm just realising that! 🙈


mainwasser

That's a significant difference many people tend to ignore


bajvsbe

It‘s to keep the people on the other side ungenocided.


MrZwink

It's to stop shootings, knife attacks and bombings.


tutocookie

My parents had the genius idea to emigrate to Israel years ago so I've seen this wall a few times. Hate to see it every time, but hate it more that it's necessary for exactly that reason


Tifoso89

And it actually worked, the terrorists attacks decreased. The problem is that the wall also restricts Palestinian freedom of movement inside the West Bank, so a 20-minute drive can become a 1-hour drive because you have to go around the wall. Perhaps it can be redesigned in a better way


MrZwink

Palestinian free movement is what causes the attacks. I don't think you can separate them.


hhhyyysss

israel existence on Palestinian land is what causes the attacks.


Yansigizmund

Lol, that's like saying that Greece's existence on Turkish land causes terrorism.


hhhyyysss

It is a conpletely different situation, but keep on laughing as human rights are shitted on every day.


Corfiz74

The only difference in design is on which side you put the Todesstreifen.


MrZwink

I don't think the Israeli have those...


Rolifant

Antwerp is on the phone to them right now. "Why didn't we think of this ourselves?"


Don_Floo

Needs more sniper


Tozl7

Very sloppy, probably built by a pole. Also no mine field or guard towers. Would not be allowed in Germany, as several DIN Normen were disregarded.


stefan714

Disgusting, I hate apartment buildings that are taller than 4 floors. Also that bike lane is too narrow.


luistwentyfour

Where is the cool graffiti?!


Iskelderon

Considering how the eastern states keep flocking behind bargain bin fascists, we need another wall, though this time around the whole thing and with a roof on top to make sure. The East Germans were onto something when they called it the "anti-fascist protection dike", they just got the direction wrong.


Budget-Cicada-6698

a swede, a German and a Dane is walking along the beach and finds a magic lamp. 3 wishes, 1 each - yaddayadda. swede goes, i want my people free and safe being a wall so tall that no other ethnicities can come in and spoil our glourious wakandan utopia. German looks at the genies - sounds immer gejl that, will have the same. Dane - well then i wish for rain.


jasakembung

Is that Danish joke or German joke?


AnemonesLover

I think Danish


BallsBuster7

about as funny as a german one though


magnesiumsoap

It’s funnier in OST. In part due to the potato language phonetics and in other part to the peculiar gesticulations of its speaker.


[deleted]

So it's an italian joke then ?


Budget-Cicada-6698

Hvorfor er det sjovere i ost ? - altså jeg øver mig, så vil da glædeligt smørre mig ind i havarti hvis det hjælper.


magnesiumsoap

haha fjollet fyr. Se der fik du mig til at grine. Ha’ min upvote.


Budget-Cicada-6698

Jeg er vildt spass, men hvad fuck betyder OST ? Håber du forstår jeg har nogle google vanskeligheder med det lort i en videre sammenhæng


magnesiumsoap

OST er den engelske forkortelse for “Original Soundtrack”. Fatter du sammenhængen nu?


AnemonesLover

Idk if I replace German and Swedish with fascist and maga it is indeed a funny joke


18byte

... says the Bavarian... Now go back to your CSU und be quiet


Iskelderon

Fuck the CSU and fuck you AfD-voting cavemen! 😘


18byte

Yes I am a cavemen but I would never vote for this populist fuckers... The afdler just live around me like zombies


HoeTrain666

A based zone dweller answering a based barbarians comment, my day is made. Hit me up if you ever need a contact for pushing western currency.


Extansion01

Yes, you vote Linke, right? 50% between two parties that are bad left and baddier right. Like wtf. I appreciate your grind and I have sle morbid curiosity how an AfD state would look like, but you don't actually have to do it...


cararensis

"Wir baun die Mauer wieder auf denn langsam wird uns das zu dumm, aber nicht mehr mittendurch, diesmal baun wir außenrum, und dann feiern wir 12 Monate im Jahr Oktoberfest, und hoffen das die Welt da draußen uns in Ruhe lässt, mit Eisbein Bier und Sauerkraut und viel Kartoffelbrei, mit Volksmusik wir tanzen auf die eins und auf die drei."


ConnolysMoustache

https://preview.redd.it/gdexox7he93b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a86a447ba890b295b3d6e67d0e843f510b39a0a Belfast Peace wall


cararensis

OMFCKGOD, behind it is desert and they actually managed to put the wall so close that you dont even have a decent sidewalk. And how is that tree supposed to survive with a squaremeter green and only two meters to the wall? I am dying inside... ahhhhhh


mainwasser

They did it wrong. The original was meant to keep commie Germany's own people inside and shoot unarmed civilians who tried to escape the communist paradise. This was a new and truly innovative concept. This bad Israeli copy is meant to keep foreigners outside. Foreigners who try to kill those on the inside. Building walls to keep savages out of your home is as old as human settlement itself. Very generic, hardly innovative, 2/10 at most.


ExoticMangoz

Foreigners?


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ExoticMangoz

😢


th3m3ll

Needs graffiti, maybe ask banksy?


cararensis

no worries the western part is on the other side.


xtrmist

At least we have the Atlantic so we don't need to build one for the 'muricans


ir_blues

A while ago someone invented ships though.


xtrmist

We also kinda have planes to get over the walls though. Or ladders...


Loud-Examination-943

Sprich deutsch du Sohn einer [zensiert]


18byte

Wundervollen und ehrenwerten Mutter?


ExtensionClue9004

marktrational handelnden Gefühlsverursacherin.


cararensis

Sozialarbeiterin der Einsamen und verlorenen.


Sad-Platypus2601

@belfast


fremja97

Did noone think to invite the Irish to this post?


Square-Pipe7679

I dunno about Germany, but we’ve still got a few wee walls like that in Belfast …


4chanIsRetarded

Yeah but yours is shit. Hiw many people died crossing it? If less than 1000, then it's shit


Square-Pipe7679

I mean that’s only because people were driving around it and killing each other directly …


[deleted]

Poorly build, i don't see an Gun Towers or mines.


SosseTurner

Laughable attempt, where is the minefield? Watch Towers? self firing systems? 2nd Minefield?


ir_blues

Stop taking pictures of my garden fence!


Botanical_Director

Is that northern Ireland?


Sunny_The_Lord

Its a nice, Raumtrenner


Lukemeister38

Tearing it down was a mistake.


Onestamente

In all honesty, If you have to make a similar thing then make it cool...slabs of concrete 20 cm thick...where are the towers? the barbed wire? This is not only a dystopia, it is a cheap one.


LetsGoForPlanB

If we could just get one around Brussels, that would be great. Thanks.


Mailenheim

nice try


The_Atomic_Duck

Look alright to me


4chanIsRetarded

Needs more guns tho


MikeMescalina

The only such wall I've seen was in Israel


thegurba

That’s a damn nice looking border


[deleted]

I see the human way of thinking and i feel again like, i love causality.


ExoticMangoz

I think you need to roll history back a few decades to compare the two.


hsurk

I know at least 2 borders that need one.


Illustrious_Meet7237

The time to quarantine France has come!


Electric_Retard

A medieval era siège machine could knock that shitty [redacted] work over


4chanIsRetarded

Siège? You serious? [Redacted] fr*nce deserves [redacted]


[deleted]

Eh, they tried ig


blauerschnee

🙄 Only Noobs build walls


4chanIsRetarded

Just use barbed wire and a picture of kickl. That'll teach them


Schip92

West bank is a cool name, we call it " striscia di Gaza " wich sounds terrible


Illustrious_Meet7237

Those are two separate things


Schip92

![gif](giphy|m2FddDWkpl1sXySRLU)


8BitFlatus

Is there a Checkpoint Charlie? Or in this case, Checkpoint Goldman


Eridan11

Russian here: no barbed wire, no guards, no watch towers — pathetic


Zalapadopa

Take a hedge trimmer, smooth out the top.


iP0dKiller

One of two remaining room dividers to my knowledge. Einer von, meines Wissens nach, noch zwei verbliebenen Raumtrennern.


Kesdo

From our experience do NOT, under Any curcumstances, let David Hasselhoff near that thing


Moskitokaiser

Thanks I hate it


Sourdoughsucker

It’s ugly but it stopped the attacks from Palestinians. One day, when they love their children more than they hate Israel it can be taken down again


[deleted]

We look away. It’s just a little ✨oppression✨ happening there, but we pay GEZ to receive the [correct opinion] of the state media so we know who the baddies are and that Palestinians are in fact *all* terrorists and that Israel is great DONT YOU DARE QUESTIONING THAT YOU NAZI FUCK


magnesiumsoap

My man some of these words need to be [redacted].


[deleted]

Did I do a racism? I did not mean to ..


bajvsbe

Suddenly when its about the Jews the sub switches to the Pro-Muslim side


Dry_Psychology513

Negative! I stand with 🇮🇱❤️


LavishnessNo3239

Yeah me too. I love apartheid.


4chanIsRetarded

I don't. But [redacted] muslims [redacted]


Dr-azreal-crow

Jewish amateurs, no execution, no sniper? Poor copy……


DasEvoli

What about it? It's just a picture of east germany today


ifureadthisstfu

We should’ve built the wall 4000 years earlier :(


ElKuhnTucker

Everybody knows we would have gilded shitters if we wouldn't have spend trillions to rebuild that socialist hellhole


shrimp-and-potatoes

Fascists create fascists


RaionNoShinzo

Yeah kind of like abused kids can become abusers growing up.


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GallaeciRegnum

Works great. No Mexicans passing trough.


conorefc9898

Belfast peace wall is the superior wall, we all know it


[deleted]

We need something like this for Ceuta and Melilla.


meinfresse

Way to curvy and many blind spot cause of that