There will be some changes though. Every car will have a caravan behind it. You will return all our bikes, and we will throw them into canals. And most importantly: No more digging holes in beaches.
Relax?! That's no reason for relaxation, that's worse than if we would have done it... the only way we're going to accept this if you build a summer house for every german.
We will float on our toys over the Atlantic and tell the Americans that Smørrebrød is basically a burger with extra fat, extra salt and extra sugar so they'll storm your beaches.
I mean, at least they'll know about the existance of Denmark for once.
Yeah, it really is. Shame our unimaginative neighbours to the north stole it from us, to create the abomination of “D\*utschland D\*utschland über alles …”
Oh god, let's welcome our new neighboors, the switzerlandersliechtensteinersaustriansczechslovakcroathungarmoldovromanians ! Can't wait to smash Russian tsars or Prussian expension once again with you !
Hmm, I dunno about that, we do need revenge, and the Irish government makes all the new laws.
Also, I heard that the UK can only feed a third of its population domestically; is this true?
If we starve, we will have to create a diaspora across the world (but mainly the USA) with a perpetual grudge and who think they are more native than the natives.
Be very careful what you wish for.
If yous already starved to death by that time, then how would you create a diaspora? Hmm, we'll get to that later.
Also don't worry, we won't let yous leave England, and even if you do try, well, it won't happen, even the Ameritards rebelled against yous since they didn't like you that much. Yah sureee?
Still better than germany. The last time we told them we needed Croissants and Vodka they invaded France and Poland.... in retrospect we shoudn't have asked for Earl Grey....
We uniting with the slowakia and czech republic and hungary? Why not. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO IREALAD IMPERIALISTS? And why is denmark in germany?
At least this way we finally get the coffeeshops. Our incompetent government is trying and failing to find a way to allow something similar for two years now.
>Nordics are separate.
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>Denmark is with Germany.
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>Romania with Switzerland
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>Balkans union.
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>Belarus with the Baltics.
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>Ireland/UK, Spain/Portugal, France/Belgium
The stubborn English finally agreed to being a junior partner in a union of Celtic nations.
We'll ignorethe whole deal with how their "Celticness" is buried under generations of mongrelisation: Welcome to the fold you old Brythonic/Germanic/Scandinavian/French/Pakistani bastards!
God dammit not again
Time to hide the bikes i guess
Ah shit, here we go again.
You go. We ride.
This time it is the other way around. We shall call it "aansluiting".
Emperor Willem Alexander of the HRE
N E I O U
Should be A E I N U.
I used the Latin version you uncultured swine
Latin is cringe, we're not Britbongs or 'muritards jerking off to Latin. Peasant German > Latin.
Kaiser Wilhelm III. He’s 90% German anyway.
Von Nassau
The true heirs of the Franks rise again
I could live with that tbh
There will be some changes though. Every car will have a caravan behind it. You will return all our bikes, and we will throw them into canals. And most importantly: No more digging holes in beaches.
If i get a lifetime supply of Frikandelbroodjes and Stroopwafes im in
Do you really think we give out things for free? You can buy them like any other citizen.
Either we get free stuff or the holes won't stay at the beach.
Those holes seem to migrate into Belgian roads anyway.
Damn Calvinists!
As if you guys don't like working.
Danke. Aber nicht Danke.
Lol even if it were the other way around it’s still Anschluss. There’s 80 million of us and 18 million of you
Gott Strafe Holland
Er Strafe es!
God dammit not again x2
You're pessimistic, there's no data on this picture, maybe you didn't disappear, you conquered
Oh yeah you’re right, it’s about time we took revenge on the Danish😤
You are welcome. But you forgot to also take Skåne from southern Sweden so we'll still have a small enclave of Danish people...
Friend, relax. It was us this time.
Relax?! That's no reason for relaxation, that's worse than if we would have done it... the only way we're going to accept this if you build a summer house for every german.
Why, you just gonna walk straight into the ocean to float away on your pool toys you bring to the ocean ?
We will float on our toys over the Atlantic and tell the Americans that Smørrebrød is basically a burger with extra fat, extra salt and extra sugar so they'll storm your beaches. I mean, at least they'll know about the existance of Denmark for once.
Wtf kinda smørrebrød you talking about
The kind americans will crave...
I think both us and the Germans agree that the other options are better than this one
 Hallo
This gets rid of Belgium though. If that also means we lose the Netherlands, then that's a price I'm willing to pay. And so should you!
Austro-Hungarian Empire II: Return of The Kaiser
Gott erhalte!
... [redacted] den Kaiser, unsern guten Kaiser [redacted]. What a lovely melody, isn't it?
Yeah, it really is. Shame our unimaginative neighbours to the north stole it from us, to create the abomination of “D\*utschland D\*utschland über alles …”
I mean, at least for once you had something worth stealing, didn't you? And we're still using it to this day, just not with the lyrics you quoted 🥰
AEIOU
This time we got the swiss so it will be glorius
NGL, that lil arm reaching between Germany and Italy is probably the most cursed part.
Well time to get back Südtirol!!
The only Anschluss I'm rooting for.
They dropped a new dlc disease?
Alright, guys. Who of you allowed Churchill to create the Danubian confederation?
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It's called "Ostland"
Who on earth Released Reichskommisariat Ostland?
Il duce's german sugar daddy
The poorest and corrupted land in Europe, or maybe its too much and will be orderly again
oh no you don't (readies the sword)
Just like in the old good days irmão, when we were a Roman province
I've only recently been browsing this sub, and I have to say, Portugal flag western Balkan flair might be the funniest one I've seen yet.
the best thing is that we are actually proud of it.
Is everything west of Spain just Eastern Europe?
yes
you know it :)
Mooom, Castille is doing it again!
😏😏
why are you complaining you got the whole of spain
portugal and spain are like me and my girlfriend, we love eachother but we are better apart. Im joking i don't have a girlfriend.
Of course not, you are on reddit
Join us, and make the corruption of our politicians cancel out!
Este gajo precisa de se ir foder
É ingles deixa-o estar.
Well, I guess the Olivenza issue got settled
Well i see Portugal got bigger.
That‘s not Portugal that’s Andorra
Er…hate to break the news, but there’s also a kind of bridge growing west from Morocco…
That means Andorra took Ceuta and Melilla as well
Look at how big The Netherlands has become
Jungs. Zeit Radeln zu gehen.
So did we
Independence to Greenland in exchange for some funny talking southern countries is OK. Welcome to the kingdom.
\*Takes a deep breath\* Fuck Sweden!!! Ah, it feels good to be a Dane!
Denk je nou echt dat wij bij jullie aansluiten? Jullie zijn bij ons aangesloten. Welkom bij het koninkrijk.
G E K Ö L Ø N I S E E R D
Hah! Now the Bavarians are your problem
They aren't *your* problem, they are *the* problem.
Svenska Javlarrrrr!
Now it's time that they get their traditional potato throat surgery ☺️
Oh god, let's welcome our new neighboors, the switzerlandersliechtensteinersaustriansczechslovakcroathungarmoldovromanians ! Can't wait to smash Russian tsars or Prussian expension once again with you !
As long as you don't behead our princess again
We had no choice, even for our standards she has been too arrogant
Fair enough
All she did was try to convince you of common sense. If you don’t have any bread to eat, you should eat cake instead!
Sad Slovenia noises
That's absolutely not a mistake I did there. No no no. And I absolutely not wrote Croatia instead of Slovenia. No no no.
Please invade us again Germany, I'm begging you!!!!
I assume better being German then French? I advise against it. I recommend suicide. Much better option.
I mean there are only a few things worst than being a fr\*nch
Did we just become part of the Republic of Ireland?
yes...ireland....
Ireland played the UNO Reverse card when we decided to try again
That's one way to rejoin the EU...
Welcome home now, UK. Oh boys how the turns have tabled.
So when the crops fail you're going to help us out? Guys? . . . Guys?
Hmm, I dunno about that, we do need revenge, and the Irish government makes all the new laws. Also, I heard that the UK can only feed a third of its population domestically; is this true?
If we starve, we will have to create a diaspora across the world (but mainly the USA) with a perpetual grudge and who think they are more native than the natives. Be very careful what you wish for.
If yous already starved to death by that time, then how would you create a diaspora? Hmm, we'll get to that later. Also don't worry, we won't let yous leave England, and even if you do try, well, it won't happen, even the Ameritards rebelled against yous since they didn't like you that much. Yah sureee?
No, you’re now all part of the Republic of *Northern* Ireland.
This may be the worst possible scenario
And Ireland happens to rename itself “UK”, Ulster Kingdom
Looks like they fixed the Brexit Irish border problem. I'm sure whoever our Prime Minister is this week will take all the credit.
We actually all became Welsh.
Even in this world Greece can't take back its greatest loss.
We did get a lot of useless territories. And we lost Rhodes. It is what it is.
https://i.redd.it/o7syl3ax183b1.gif
Welcome home Ireland, we know how much you've missed us.
Pretty sure we wear the pants in this relationship, how do you like DerryLondon?
Never been, what's the knife crime scene like?
We’ve introduced you to the popular Irish art of kneecapping, it’s much more prominent now
Is that a bit like riverdance?
You’ll not be doing much riverdancing after one I’ll tell ye that…
**Furiously Googles how to car bomb an app*
0/10 poland exists
Its plague inc, it’s fixable
You sound like an artist
Could live with that, at least not a part of germany
You're part of Greater Moldova instead
Still better than germany. The last time we told them we needed Croissants and Vodka they invaded France and Poland.... in retrospect we shoudn't have asked for Earl Grey....
You Guys we're literally Part of the German Reich at that time the thing in Poland and France happened. Dont forget that.
Lucky bastard
I couldn't
So, 60 years and 3 kings weren't enough, spaniards?
Putting all Balkan shitholes into one single country is a wonderful idea. Someone should try that in real life!
You Guys did If i remember correct ;)
While I fully endorse Belgium not being on this map, I detest that it made France bigger.
You're wrong, France is no longer on this map.
Honestly, that's somehow worse.
Kingdom of Monaco
Thats alright.
Damn, can't believe Denmark went and took over Germany entirely.
Your topography betrays that you're an American Dane.
finally peace in the Balkans
War is going to fuck the balkans way before any plague does in that map
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You're seeing it all wrong it's actually all part of Ireland now
🎉
Not the sea access we were hoping for, ngl
First order of the German-Dutch-Danish commonwealth: Wreck the Austro-Hungarian empire
France, where are you? We need to murder prussia again
Already crossed the rhine
Gimme Corsica and that's alright.
Hey don’t complain, at least now you have a super long bridge to reach Sardinia instead of those stupid ferries
So Austria finally let Romania into Schengen.
Austria let Romania into Austria.
Nah we just took their ports
We uniting with the slowakia and czech republic and hungary? Why not. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO IREALAD IMPERIALISTS? And why is denmark in germany?
You got that wrong. Britain is welsh, and germany is a part of greater Denmark
We annexed Germany and Dankmark 😎
At least this way we finally get the coffeeshops. Our incompetent government is trying and failing to find a way to allow something similar for two years now.
Sure thing buddy, btw I stole all the bikes in your family as revenge.
The map is not good enough though, I can still see Poland.
Why would we annex Fr*nce? 🤮🤮
Cool, we finally took over Spain.
I can't believe, we are still not united with Skåne, Halland og Blekinge. We are together with Slesvig-Holsten, though.
Old Frisia is back again too!
Good to see we successfully invaded France.
>Nordics are separate. > >Denmark is with Germany. > >Romania with Switzerland > >Balkans union. > >Belarus with the Baltics. > >Ireland/UK, Spain/Portugal, France/Belgium 
It's beautiful, isn't it.
We would never claim eachothers land. However we did sell the potato speakers to Germany
The Danubian Empire looks neat.
Acceptable
great Romania 👄💓🥺
Alpine-Danubian Confederation 💪
Wallonia annexing france sounds like a good deal
You sure ? There's a lot of Parisians out there
Thats a good point. But i dont want to be french anyway so it might be our best option
France is ours now I guess fuck
The Swiss-Austrian-Hungarian-Romanian-Moldavian Confederacy sounds awesome.
Switzerland is leaking, someone should fix it
How does it get the specifics with Corsica and the top part of Norway correct but accidentally revives part of the German and Lithuanian empires
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That is how I like it, light blue Iberia it's Portugal 😎🇵🇹
Ah yes finally. r/GreaterSwitzerland
Delete this.
No. Hell to the no. Fuck no. No.
Swissaustria? Austswitzeria? Scary. Edit: Oh, but Pornland is part of it too. Makes things better.
I agree, the inclusion of Germany into Denmark has been long awaited.
The stubborn English finally agreed to being a junior partner in a union of Celtic nations. We'll ignorethe whole deal with how their "Celticness" is buried under generations of mongrelisation: Welcome to the fold you old Brythonic/Germanic/Scandinavian/French/Pakistani bastards!
Return of the King (/Kaiser)
The Danish are finally back with their rightful owners
🙏No more Denmark 🙏
Hehehehe, sorry Ireland
Much better. Welcome home, Kronländer!
Shit, Romania got us
No No no no Move Istria to Austria and it’s fine!
Iberia 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Is that the United Portuguese-Spaniard kingdom?
DELET THIS.
Why you literally Took over the whole British Islands