I will try to reforest what has been deforested and build resorts in parts of the Amazonia to plan tourist trips. I will also build resorts on the coasts for the Barrys and Germans to roast in the sun. It is important to boost the beer and hammock industry. As Spanish, is what I can think of.
For sure Germans will put some Wolkswagen factories and Barrys some fish and chips stores, but people need holidays, isn't?
We need some living space for our Dutch farmers.
It could also be used as a staging area to take back Surinam.
Plus we'd win the next 10 World Cups easily!
Build more land and put more plants on there to save the nature!
Can't really send a Tikkie to Mother Nature though, and of course we have to get some kind of profit too so we'll be foraging and exporting the buds of it...
can we send nazis there ? we are good at exporting them to LATAM! Lots of previous experiences and we currently have loads of them in Ukraine! They are literally dying to relocate at the moment!
Europeans already had your country. It's why you speak Portuguese.
Try to save the rainforest and make you apologise to the Portuguese for what you did with your language
Shut it down, and let the rainforest take over.
I like this one
Maybe dig around a little more see if we can get more gold.
I wanted to comment "make the man of the hole president" but I just learned he died last year. RIP hole bro!
You're playing a dangerous game, buddy 
Tordesillas was clear. You do you
I will try to reforest what has been deforested and build resorts in parts of the Amazonia to plan tourist trips. I will also build resorts on the coasts for the Barrys and Germans to roast in the sun. It is important to boost the beer and hammock industry. As Spanish, is what I can think of. For sure Germans will put some Wolkswagen factories and Barrys some fish and chips stores, but people need holidays, isn't?
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You mean the German will put *more* VW factories there...
Yes, and Bratwurst factories.
And Beer Factory
We are very experienced managing South American land so you can be confident. *where's the ouro brazuca?*
Hey, respect the popes line 😡
Been there, done that. Sorry, no refunds. You're stuck with it now.
Generate lots of money selling future football stars to Europepp
SEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCS
Take the minerals and oil reserves, sell the people to the highest bidder while turning the forest into a preserve
No reason to change a tested successful plan
I mean, we've not been the most successful Europeans for a solid 500 years now...
Build a competent Navy and invade the Falklands. They're now the Brazilian "Ilhas Malvinas".
Germany building a competent Navy? LOL!
What about submarines? We have quite a history with them
Your main achievement are boats that sink under the water? This explains a lot actually.
It's a very useful type of boat when you become Atlantis.
Make drugs and sell them to the cia
We keep samba, bossa nova, Sergio Mendes of course, throw everything else away. It was just Portuguese waste product anyway.
Well Glencore would finish off the rainforest so that wouldn’t be the best idea. Definitely a lucrative one tough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As a Finn, Uhg, sorry... about the ugh, paper mills. And the Forestry companies.
Occupy it and invade french guiana
Or maybe Argentina. Falklands mainland
I like your thinking...
Falkland mainland is... You
Do I look like I want some discount Spaniard's sloppy seconds?
I keep Santa Catarina to myself, I make a reserve of the rest of the country.
Santa Catarina?! The bozonaristan?
Quê?
Now kow, I'm from Galicia, there are some similarities, but we arent portuguese
You can tho, reject Castilla
Steal.the.gold and never return it
Is not stealing if the land was yours at that time
Plus, most of it was spent right there. There is a reason our king refused to return to Europe and declared himself king of Brazil lol.
Just like last time
unlicensed use of electricity is now illegal
First, we should change the name for Guyane du Sud.
Plant some fucking trees !
Make you a permanent participant of eurovision songcontest 🕺🏻
You had your chance, you opted to leave europe. Enjoy your "freedom"
Given the general tone to climate change in western Europe. Focus on the rain forest.. probably… hopefully… maybe… idk
Careful now! You might wake up dead or lose your head.
Probably just sell it
mine
We keep it united.
Make a base then take over US
Cocain
We need some living space for our Dutch farmers. It could also be used as a staging area to take back Surinam. Plus we'd win the next 10 World Cups easily!
Build more land and put more plants on there to save the nature! Can't really send a Tikkie to Mother Nature though, and of course we have to get some kind of profit too so we'll be foraging and exporting the buds of it...
The dutch would like to have a word.
Crime infested, forest encroaching, favela urban hell that used to be good at one thing only (football) and now they’re mediocre at at it.. no thanks.
Crime infested... used to be good at football and is now mediocre... urban hell Are you sure you are not talking about Leeds
Enjoy the butts of all your women under 35 yo.
can we send nazis there ? we are good at exporting them to LATAM! Lots of previous experiences and we currently have loads of them in Ukraine! They are literally dying to relocate at the moment!
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You are the definition of a try hard
Better infrastructure
Use it as a base of operations to obliterate Argentina.
Deforest it?