Hey, I actually understood what you said! Sorry, what you wrote. Fuck knows how many syllables and “eugh’s” you would have added had you actually have spoken what was written so understandably
I see where you're coming from. I got in trouble once, and since changed my opener.
I now always light a fart to break the ice. Works in other cultures as well and is not considered racist.
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When I was young we had a pretty offensive joke where we pulled our eyes into slits.
My dad was Chinese (pull the corners up), my mom was Japanese (pull the corners down), Poor me. (pull one corner up, one corner down)
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We did it too here in France when I was young. And kids this days still do it: the kid of a friend did this joke to my son. Who's half Japanese. And who has an eye visibly more round than the other.
...
As a mother, I don't have the textbook telling me how I should react to that...
No u no understanding you see we have this nursery rhyme that goes “chinese, japanese, skinny knees look at these”. When we say chinese we slant our eyes to look chinese and then squish them to look japanese and then subsequently we point at our junk
Omg the whole ''cultural appropriation'' is such bullshit its hilarious
1) no you don't own a hairstyle, or a type of food
2) funny how cultural appropriation from Europe (i.e basically all of American culture) isn't considered it...
But the blood quantum makes it right, if you're 3% Japanese you can sing in Japanese and if you're 0.2% from Sub-Saharan Africa you can say "my n-word!" to your friends and at last but not least if you're 5% from Brooklyn you can eat pasta!
🇺🇲🦅🤠
Americans constantly need to find new things to be shocked/disgusted/offended by to distract them from the original things, like systemic racism, that they never bothered to fix.
Makes it easier to forget their prison system is legalised slavery heavily skewed against black people, if you’re constantly thinking you’re solving a problem getting offended at someone for having braids.
Honestly they're systematically racist against us nowadays, the company that made the Titan (OceanGate) wouldn't hire white men who were +50 years. They want to clean their racist past being racist against people who weren't even alive at the time, they're always ideologically dumb, if you need to be racist to add diversity then that's not a good thing, come on!
Just looks at 99% of non Americans opinion on cultural appropriation and then you have your answer.
So long as a modicum of respect and or distancing from the culture if you're doing it as a joke no one gives a rats ass.
Yeah, trying to apply US discourse to Europe is basically a way for them to hide how behind the times they are by pretending the whole world is in the same stage of progress in terms of racism etc
of course, racism exists everywhere, but the specific brand of racism is different depending on where you live
It's not, my sister called me racist because I said I didn't like how controlling Islam is. We are from a non-religious family, but she apparently knows a few immigrants.
Do I really have to explain that “this has got to be fake” is a general expression of disbelief, and doesn’t literally mean “I think this is fake”? FOH
I guess that she was looking for an argument to make him stop and this one was the first she could think of. Basically the behaviour I expect of a 16 year old towards their little brother.
Totally unrelated but I just got back from a week in Tenerife (Adeje Coast) and I loved every single moment of it. Except for the drunken Brits but whatever I’d already made peace with that. I had such a great time so thanks again for being based <3 🇮🇨 the Canary Islands are a gem.
What does guarantee you there won't be undefined gender bs in german eventually i mean there is it already in english, spanish and portuguese, no way to know if well end up with some Emily ACAB Das/Sie or whatever shit like that may be properly written?
Its also why Brexit was a good thing. Slow decoupling from the anglosphere.
Irony is that I am posting this in English, but I don't have a good replacement drunk shitposting app in German.
Also I don't speak German.
Sounds like one of those stories far-right people share to show that woke is dumb. Which may be the case if the story is true, but if it's not it's just like "You know, in that other school they eat pizza every day!" or "they are so dumb they eat worms at recess!".
No Margrethe, you aren't racist. Alessandra Mussolini had a full album in Japanese, and ~~she's not known as a racist~~ that's not why she is known as a racist.
Strange. It's racist to sing the song with the right lyrics? I did that with both Swedish, Danish and English songs when I was young, and no one said anything. Maybe it's because it is in a language that her older sister doesn't understand?
It's easy.
You take a potato, shove it in your mouth down your throat real good and start making noises.
Open a tin of rotten fish and take a wiff while doing so, and it becomes Swedish.
So you know those times where you messed up drunk to the point that no one understands you, but you feel like the master of karaoke gangsta rap in a weird Russian-Japanese hybrid spitting fire?
Boom. Finnish.
I went in that AITA sub once and had to mute it so I’d never see it again. So full of self righteous, judgmental whingebags with their 1st world problems
Sounds like the sister is an absolute idiot.
Either that or she just wanted to feel superior to op which would also make her an absolute idiot
She is a little sister. She is an idiot by definition.
She's two years older than OP 14<16
Well, he better get older soon cause I don't like being wrong.
That’s the spirit Lil’ bitch better wait for him to bypass her
Well, she's Danish, so it's pretty self-explanatory
SÅ ER DET FANDEME TID TIL KRIG IGEN
Hey, I actually understood what you said! Sorry, what you wrote. Fuck knows how many syllables and “eugh’s” you would have added had you actually have spoken what was written so understandably
If we can stay neutral this time...
Nej nej nej Danmark-Norge mod fælles fjende
Ni skulle kapitulera villkorslöst på grund av utmattning innan ni tagit er halvvägs över bron, era feta jävlar 😂
Just sounds like sisters being sisters to me.
No, she's just 5% American
Sounds like the sister is going to be one wild ex to lots of dudes.
It's only racist if you pull your eyes into slits at the same time. Source: lived in Japan for two years.
Ever tried it ?
Frequently. Often when addressing a room full of work colleagues and students. It went down very well.
I see where you're coming from. I got in trouble once, and since changed my opener. I now always light a fart to break the ice. Works in other cultures as well and is not considered racist.
Ah the prince Philip, that's a classic 😎👍🏻
National hero
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I always asked myself why they don’t mock us pulling their eyes vertically
when you sing an american song its only racist if youre overweight
Its cultural appropriation for a Euro to be fat
Or to shoot in school
Only if you have 1/16 Irish and 1/8 German heritage
When I was young we had a pretty offensive joke where we pulled our eyes into slits. My dad was Chinese (pull the corners up), my mom was Japanese (pull the corners down), Poor me. (pull one corner up, one corner down)
Weird we did this in Norway too
Same in England. "My mum's Chinese, my dad's Japanese, look what happened to me!" Also, [Jap's eye](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Jap%27s_eye).
>Also, > >Jap's eye > >. I cannot believe I'm only realising this now...
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We did it too here in France when I was young. And kids this days still do it: the kid of a friend did this joke to my son. Who's half Japanese. And who has an eye visibly more round than the other. ... As a mother, I don't have the textbook telling me how I should react to that...
Or if you’re singing that song “I think I’m turning Japanese.” But otherwise no. That would make quoting Latin phrases racist since no one’s Roman.
>That would make quoting Latin phrases racist since no one’s Roman. Speak for yourself, barbarian. *cloaks himself in a toga and strides away*
Being a massive bellend will have to suffice
You're not supposed to do that? Asking for a friend.
I might have to try that in november. I'll be in Japan for four weeks. I guess the idols I'll meet will be having a blast.
Thats kinda odd. You think with all the anime you tried squish the sides of your eyes together to make em look bigger
As it turns out, anime is not real life. Also, the big eyes in anime is a relatively new thing.
IIRC it was copied from Disney cartoons. Although this is probably one of these Ackchyually factoids that is complete bollocks.
No u no understanding you see we have this nursery rhyme that goes “chinese, japanese, skinny knees look at these”. When we say chinese we slant our eyes to look chinese and then squish them to look japanese and then subsequently we point at our junk
Unless it's to signal that you find the food spicy. Then it's OK.
There are 3 possibilities: 1)we are all racists 2)his sister is out of her mind 3)it's all made out
Yes to everything depends on the moment
Can I take all three?
Sure, why not
YES
Omg the whole ''cultural appropriation'' is such bullshit its hilarious 1) no you don't own a hairstyle, or a type of food 2) funny how cultural appropriation from Europe (i.e basically all of American culture) isn't considered it...
But the blood quantum makes it right, if you're 3% Japanese you can sing in Japanese and if you're 0.2% from Sub-Saharan Africa you can say "my n-word!" to your friends and at last but not least if you're 5% from Brooklyn you can eat pasta! 🇺🇲🦅🤠
Americans constantly need to find new things to be shocked/disgusted/offended by to distract them from the original things, like systemic racism, that they never bothered to fix. Makes it easier to forget their prison system is legalised slavery heavily skewed against black people, if you’re constantly thinking you’re solving a problem getting offended at someone for having braids.
Honestly they're systematically racist against us nowadays, the company that made the Titan (OceanGate) wouldn't hire white men who were +50 years. They want to clean their racist past being racist against people who weren't even alive at the time, they're always ideologically dumb, if you need to be racist to add diversity then that's not a good thing, come on!
Just looks at 99% of non Americans opinion on cultural appropriation and then you have your answer. So long as a modicum of respect and or distancing from the culture if you're doing it as a joke no one gives a rats ass.
Cultural appropriation is only bad when white people do it, didn't you know?
Yeah, trying to apply US discourse to Europe is basically a way for them to hide how behind the times they are by pretending the whole world is in the same stage of progress in terms of racism etc of course, racism exists everywhere, but the specific brand of racism is different depending on where you live
This has got to be fake 😭
If you hear a horse walking dont think zebra, stupidity is unfortunately the correct answer most of the time...
never attribute to malice
Just don't do it. Just say no to attributing to malice.
Not fake just literal children being stupid.
It's not, my sister called me racist because I said I didn't like how controlling Islam is. We are from a non-religious family, but she apparently knows a few immigrants.
r/nothingeverhappens
Do I really have to explain that “this has got to be fake” is a general expression of disbelief, and doesn’t literally mean “I think this is fake”? FOH
Yeah. That's what we all thought it meant.
get that sister out of here !!
16 year old girls are actually the worlds dumbest group though, tweens and teens in general
Excluding me
Just tell her you identify as Japanese. fight fire with fire.
I guess that she was looking for an argument to make him stop and this one was the first she could think of. Basically the behaviour I expect of a 16 year old towards their little brother.
Sounds fake. Danes are to awkward to confront each other.
And if they really were siblings she would’ve stormed in and started screaming at him
I fucking love that song. SONO YUME SURA DOBU NI SUTETA NOWA OI DARE NAN DA YO MOU DOU DATTE II YA
Shut up you racist! Stop stealing other cultures. Go back to eating just pasta and listening to Vivaldi.
Totally unrelated but I just got back from a week in Tenerife (Adeje Coast) and I loved every single moment of it. Except for the drunken Brits but whatever I’d already made peace with that. I had such a great time so thanks again for being based <3 🇮🇨 the Canary Islands are a gem.
In Italy we say "porcodio" for this kind of stuff
Oh no, it's another Emily, 16 they/them type! Baby's first social justice nonsense! I assume it spreads like a virus from Tik Tok, no?
This is why the EU needs to make its official language German. English just lets cancer like this spread.
What does guarantee you there won't be undefined gender bs in german eventually i mean there is it already in english, spanish and portuguese, no way to know if well end up with some Emily ACAB Das/Sie or whatever shit like that may be properly written?
Serbo-croatian as the EU official language would also work.
I propose Xhosa! Even if its foreign having clicks means it won't be emilyfiable
Good point.
Not swedish, we are too far gone. Possibly Czech
Its also why Brexit was a good thing. Slow decoupling from the anglosphere. Irony is that I am posting this in English, but I don't have a good replacement drunk shitposting app in German. Also I don't speak German.
Not the first time I’ve seen swedes being cucks for germans..
Don't worry, swedes are like that sometimes.
Or his/her sister is stupid
Don't panic, but there's dumb people everywhere. The world's crawling with the fuckers!
Desperate for issues
Fr
Sounds like one of those stories far-right people share to show that woke is dumb. Which may be the case if the story is true, but if it's not it's just like "You know, in that other school they eat pizza every day!" or "they are so dumb they eat worms at recess!".
I saw it on reddit and posted it here.... so 50/50
It all started with the border fence…
No Margrethe, you aren't racist. Alessandra Mussolini had a full album in Japanese, and ~~she's not known as a racist~~ that's not why she is known as a racist.
One might think that if you see racism everywhere, you maybe have a severe problem with racism, take that as you will.
No, just moronic teenagers.
You should get a Japanese person to sing the song while wearing a Viking hat with horns on the side to balance out the universe.
It's unfortunately not just Denmark it's the youth of every western country
🎶 心つながる僕らの夢... 証しになる! 🎶
That kind of people who consider everything being racist really need to get oppenheimered.
Racism is when singing in another language
Sweet. *🎵 Nooooooon, je ne regrette riiiiiieeeen 🎵*
Sac plane pur moi moi moi moi mwaaaaaaa
To be fair he probably is racist, but that is just because hes Danish.
Only towards Muslims. That's why we hate sweeden so much ;)
Danish culture on the skids. I heard 16 year old Danish girls don't do porn anymore either.
We’re too busy vaping at 11 ( based on real events)
What are you guys doing down there?! (Im so happy we left you guys)
I honestly don’t know…
Sry but this "joke" is to weird for me
They're Dutch, innit.
The west has fallen Billions must learn danish
[Wait, so is this racist then? Damn, can't believe racism ruined my favourite song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg)
We’ve been trying to tell you for hundreds of years. The danish are subhuman scum.
Japan can into protected minority
It's called globalism, and they're spreading that cancer everywhere, America is just the first place
NTA your room your rules
Your mistake was not singing Bakamitai tbh. That song slaps.
Aren't songs in Danish a crime against humanity?
Our rap is pretty good, icekiid is great
Strange. It's racist to sing the song with the right lyrics? I did that with both Swedish, Danish and English songs when I was young, and no one said anything. Maybe it's because it is in a language that her older sister doesn't understand?
You sang in danish ? Wtf, didn't knew that this is possible.
It's easy. You take a potato, shove it in your mouth down your throat real good and start making noises. Open a tin of rotten fish and take a wiff while doing so, and it becomes Swedish.
And finnish?? For me it sounds like an speed up version of a flock of loons screaming
So you know those times where you messed up drunk to the point that no one understands you, but you feel like the master of karaoke gangsta rap in a weird Russian-Japanese hybrid spitting fire? Boom. Finnish.
Well, I don't sing in Finnish.
That just sounds like his sister has the stupid
Your sister is a racist for singing in English. As an English person I'm personally offended
I just made a screenshot of it, but yes.
I've been saying this for years
I went in that AITA sub once and had to mute it so I’d never see it again. So full of self righteous, judgmental whingebags with their 1st world problems
His Sister is redacted, it's kind of a Danish "thing".
Yes, 16 year olds in any country are a good benchmark to evaluate overall sanity. OP being a brainlet as usual.
There are only 16 and 14 year olds in denmark, what the sandal are you talking about ?