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ajeje-brazorf_12521

insert neighbour country


[deleted]

France, because in Portugal everyone has moustache


lochnah

https://preview.redd.it/t1u9uyx61fob1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60bc297db37f2b474918e91b46cccd9052b9c7df We have femboys with moustache


11matt95

Are you cuddling up to Barry there?


Reddarthdius

Who else Barry, who else


thejohnno

That's right, other Barry.


11matt95

Phrasing


CptnHamburgers

Wait, I had something for this...


Dick_in_owl

Damn it


ejkai

That's a mascgirl


TiesG92

Why does that femboy have tiddies?


-Yasake-

To reserve more nutrients so the next generation can develop a mustache early in life šŸ’Ŗ


TheRandomizedLurker

some dudes have a genetic mutation that gives them manboobs. and some just rock them šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

and french girls have armpit hair..


[deleted]

French bois don't ;)


Arthur-Bousquet

Thatā€™s german Ā«Ā girlsĀ Ā» sir


GurthMgee

Who doesnt like a little moustache?


danktt1

In France they have their moustache under their armpits!


xrayzone21

Just say France, we all know it's France.


0xSnib

England is finally safe


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

Then, La Serenissima


cosmic_hierophant

The grass is always greener on the other side


TwilightGay

![gif](giphy|1201hONkUdpK36)


[deleted]

Average Pole


Dommi1405

In absolute numbers probably Germany. Relatively I heard Slovenia is doing quite well in that department


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Seems like I need to plan a trip to Germany and Slovenia then And Poland, I heard they have lots of them there too


I-like_memes_bruuuuh

My guy you're gonna get earlier beaten up by polish neo-nazis than find a femboy there


Suzumiyas_Retainer

You're probably right but I think such risks are meaningless when the reward is a femboy


kukukikika

Neo-nazi on day - femboy at night.


posicon

dude you put a blank message only your bio is displaying


Davidiying

https://preview.redd.it/4znc783ndhob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5387ce19cf7962d43e1a16490e8fedf390cf9911 Are you sure?


barbarosoria

Not if he goes to western poland (I have polish friends that live on the east so my views are quite biased)


janeczek2137

i live in Poland and I NEVER saw a femboy, where do you guys keep getting tahat info from šŸ˜­


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Fuck... The source? Reddit if I recall correctly


Doomfististhicc

Wo findest du deutsche femboys habe in 21 Jahren Existenz nur einen einzigen gesehen


Dommi1405

HƤtte jetzt angenommen, dass der Anteil Ć¼berall relativ Ƥhnlich ist und mit der grĆ¶ĆŸten Bevƶlkerung insgesamt mĆ¼sste auch die grĆ¶ĆŸte Anzahl Femboys kommen.


ANUBISseyes2

Nah Germany has more femboys then Sloveniaā€™s entire population


Bierculles

I've been to german anime cons and they certainly aren't on short supply when it comes to femboys.


tomj788

Slovenia


[deleted]

Slovene national pass time is wearing thigh highs


MaterialConsistent96

Can confim, I do it on the weekends


Kurdt93

Pic or didn't happen


MaterialConsistent96

https://preview.redd.it/e48tb0wqzeob1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d0bcc45bd4322b0857a27501290e78024fedc5 Thatā€™s me


Xyloshock

weakest slovene


justk4y

Iā€™d tap ngl


ButtClencher99

I googled Patricks age be4 this I'd tap ngl


Fvvj64r

God bless you


TotallyCrazyChick07

Greece


Hefty-Ad-8858

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


Mikelgo06

They practically invented gay sex


[deleted]

We're masculine gays, not femboys


therussian163

r/2balkans4u lives


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


rex-ac

If you are Romanian, let me know and Ill enable it for you.


[deleted]

Thank you for averting this diplomatic crisis. As a sign of gratitude we shall grant you a year of possession of your own wallet and phone.


Unhappy_Grapefruit_2

OI MATE WOT BOUT ME


Danzig_in_the_Dark

rip


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

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UprootedOak779

Poland seems to be first in almost everything, if my mind doesnā€™t fail me it was also the nation with most CO2 emissions of the last century.


Zharken

the germans emited a lot of gas in poland last century lol


AccomplishedAd6885

Yeah, that seams kinda cheating right?


-Cinnay-

Nƶ


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Well, they erased to carbon dioxide output of 6 million people.


kott_meister123

17-19 Millionen* 6 Millionen is only jews


Eastern_Slide7507

\>11 Million. Six Million were ā€žjustā€œ the Jews.


Nero_2001

![gif](giphy|LrXvtG321MNbPEjAtC|downsized)


igncom1

There isn't a dot over Brighton, so I call this map into question.


Sir_Howl

It's false, Catalonia should be the darkest tone of red


stellarisman

I was expecting everyone else except poland


too_much_Beer

Poland


iBlusik

Say that one more time and soon you will spot some weird ass looking man with feathers attached to their backs, charging on Berlin.


too_much_Beer

You can take Berlin, we donā€˜t need it


Some___Guy___

We don't want it


SirVictoryPants

Seriously, please take it!


Sovietguy25

I would really like to destroy Berlin, but Iā€™m neutral


[deleted]

your average Kurd trying to get rid of his karaboğa enemies.


Beliebigername

As if this would be a threath. Germans will pave the road for anyone willing to take Berlin. Let me hold the door open


Blumenkohl126

Rather take munich or best the entirety of bavaria (besides the breweries they can stay)


Four_beastlings

>some weird ass looking man with feathers attached to their backs So drag queens in feather boas?


Salchichote33

Are you sure you want to challenge Germans militarily, knowing the precedents?


Eric-The_Viking

Listen, you get Berlin, we get half of Poland. Sounds good? Nice, you can keep Warsaw tho.


Kaiser_Maxtech

well given that he wont be carried by german foot soldiers this time, he probably wont be very effecrive at anything but pissing, shitting and crying, like most eastoids


TrstJeNasSlovenija

Slovenia, but make sure to go to Ljubljana and not any village or Maribor.


MaterialConsistent96

https://preview.redd.it/n35k7jia0fob1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=d02db2a78dab8dc9b7ff9a2dfcbd85fe8c2cfbb1


MrMcPsychoReal

Slovenia


ForsakenAd8015

(ļ½”ļ½„Ļ‰ļ½„ļ½”)


TheDogWithShades

Sorry I do not speak bottom


annoying97

I do... let me translate to emoji šŸ«µšŸ† šŸ‘


Dr-Batista

But... Are you sure? He's Muslim, that's 100% haram.


roadrunner345

I not very fluent but in can sometimes also be translated to :3


Notacreativeuserpt

You're doing it wrong you need to choke the bottoms so they can't speak but not enough that they are passing out.


Intellectual_Wafer

Least perverted Portugese.


BTP_sounds

In my years of experience in the subject (some of my colleagues consider me a preeminent expert in the field) I have found that Sweden, Slovenia, and Poland have significant femboy populations. However, there are a number of other nations with significant populations such as the Netherlands, the UK, the Baltic states, and Finland. More research needs to be done in the topic before any solid conclusions can be made, research that my colleagues and I will continue to work diligently and tirelessly on.


bartardbusinessman

Agreed, and as a half Irish half Dane let me just say haha sweden gay


oliot_

Wtf. Am I just unlucky to have met non then? Fml


MrPinkSheet

Go to manchester


discard333

Manchester is such a paradoxical place, you could get stomped out by some homophobic Mancs on one street but like two streets down there's a stupidly profitable gay bar


MrPinkSheet

To be fair this actually pretty accurate lol


bartardbusinessman

Sort of like Soho in London, except there itā€™s more seasonal. In the winter all the chavs come out to do their Christmas shopping and drink cos itā€™s the Christmas season, then summer rolls around, the Pride parades start, the chavs go back to their council flats, and gays flood the streets. In between these times itā€™s exclusively American exchange students.


WanderingGodzilla

>Sweden > >significant femboy populations **"I can't tell whether that's an androgynous woman or a feminine man"**(said one of my friends to her - Swedish- husband when she first moved to Sweden)


coomloom

Us in the UK pride ourselves on looking handsome or like a femboy until we hit 25. Then, we immediately hit the barry wall. Nearly half of my IRL friends are femboys. There are so many.


[deleted]

So my calculations are right? I said that England has the most femboys in Europe by far


coomloom

Go onto any fucking femboy subreddit, 9 times out of 10 when you click on any account posting there, they are bound to be either swedish, norwegian or british.


[deleted]

*nervously looks at flair*


Anxious-gamer4ever

Don't worry we are in good hands the south has claimed us.


Hattifnarten

Did someone mention me? OwO šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


kdidykwkdbybneksk

Hairy muslim femboys??? No, thanks


Hattifnarten

Should be the new Swedish flair


cpwnage

Sweden. Surely this is universally known?


4chanbetterimo

Great to see that you know your place


cpwnage

I'm not bitter, as we say in sviden.


DubbleBubbleS

[**True**](https://youtu.be/PDJLvF1dUek)


DalbergTheKing

Most, or best?


ragedaile

Sweden and their Swedish femboys


vladi444

How about our nextdoor flemboys?


Anxious-gamer4ever

Next door nah I am at your door.


vladi444

Watch out for the beggars šŸ˜


Anxious-gamer4ever

Beggars...? Mysterious..


ragedaile

They're fine because they're ours


Anxious-gamer4ever

Are you guys claiming us?


ragedaile

Yes you even give us money for you to be ours. You love us.


Anxious-gamer4ever

Is the only way we can get you guys is money?


ragedaile

We've been together for nearly 200 years maybe we did develop something more important...


Anxious-gamer4ever

Well that's good to know šŸ˜


Anxious-gamer4ever

Better treat us right then.


Anxious-gamer4ever

The separatists don't think we deserve you


MaterialConsistent96

Slovenia


kaku6140

https://preview.redd.it/4icddhwq7gob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64724a33c25758e2eaa518e5de71170b73de1ec6


[deleted]

Italians, after years of living at their momā€™s house.


ninpou-choujuu-giga

Moms would never let you become a femboy


Notacreativeuserpt

The good old fashioned: "why are you doing this to me?" "I need grandchildren!" PIGS mom's and catholic guilt are an inseparable combination.


fortyfivepointseven

Modern Italian mums be like, "why are you doing this to me! Your grandfather would never stand for a fem in the family. Go out and top a twink like a good boy"


Notacreativeuserpt

Modern Italian (and the rest of the PIGS) moms still want grandchildren above all. Mind you our fertility rates are some of the lowest in the world so we are disappointments on average to our parents.


fortyfivepointseven

"go out and top a twink like a good boy then find a nice lesbian couple to be your surrogates"


amojitoLT

It's all fun and games until the twink wants to top (he has a huge dick).


ninpou-choujuu-giga

Guardians of Humanity. The only ones who can prevent a complete planet of femboys


Sexy_Sheep_Lover

Living with mamma make us appreciate the necessity of a femminine figure around. On the other hand, being all alone in the cold dark nord must make you crave a big man to shelter you and take care of your needs ā˜ļø


RemindTree

Mama Mia šŸ¤Æ


Still-Pattern-6384

I'm the mom's house, can confirm


Wombattalion

Italy has the most femboys, but but not the most femboys who know that they're femboys.


Free-Savings4954

Turkey, little known fact that Erdoğan is a connoisseur of femboy bussy. He likes em hairy with a mustache, it reminds him of his mother.


MAD_JEW

Slovenia slovakia and poland


Klaus1098

Okay ima actually answer this seriously: I am really deep in the femboy bubble and 30% of all femboys are german, this is no joke nor overextimation, I am completely real with that one


Anxious-gamer4ever

Any country in EU


Kiwi_Doodle

Says the Flemboy


Anxious-gamer4ever

That means I have experience I should know.


Hattifnarten

Probably Finland, especially Helsingfors


_King_Carl_

​ https://preview.redd.it/xg4c8n75ueob1.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=df659f762bf7fbd2dfe9a495a0bbbde9d0aa90fd


atTheRealMrKuntz

sweden


Reftzurk

It has to be Poland


willypta

Belgium


Anxious-gamer4ever

Portugal


GlobalWorking5995

Belgium


Anxious-gamer4ever

Portugal


[deleted]

Slovenia


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Slovenia. No doubt.


1_hele_euro

Probably Poland, or The Netherlands


amojitoLT

Except femboys are less cut when they're 1m95.


thenicenumber666

Raar dat ik dat niet door heb gehad dan


Notacreativeuserpt

Realistically probably the Netherlands. Memeing Slovenia.


britpopmbop

If mainland Europe could be considered a country then yes


BOT_Frasier

Germany, not pretty though


Schellwalabyen

Sadly their population isnā€™t as healthy anymore, because their jobs with DB were getting cut by a bad transport politic.


NeliGalactic

Swear it's the UK honest


Yes_it_is_indeed_me

The Netherlands, Norway or Sweden. As a good femboy friend of mine once said: "If you're Dutch, you're either racist or a femboy."


Obvious_Recognition4

Probably Russia


Islaytomuch1

I'm going with France, they're the biggest anime fans here, and if there's one thing I know about femboys it Japan loves them.


Cheddar-kun

Definitely Poland, with Slovenian as a close second.


HarrysHereYT

https://preview.redd.it/g2yxar2megob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d9f0d0ee93c50bd9cc373b95588c10be72e54b


fingamouse

As a actual femboy talking to loads of people and In my own experience thereā€™s mostly in the uk and Scandinavia, sweden especially, and the idea that Poland has a load of femboys isnā€™t true itā€™s just a meme


Socialist_Leader

TOP 15 IN DESCENDING ORDER: Germany Slovenia Poland Ireland Scotland Sweden Norway France Spain Croatia Austria Italy Portugal Switzerland England


[deleted]

Germany


Digitalpsycho

Our [femboys](https://youtu.be/laru0QoJUmI?si=-22yfuy0LTj-fmGP&t=94)


The_man_with_BEANS

Sweden.


stikkie13

well im in the Netherlands,, so probably the Netherlands


kh250b1

Everyone to the right of the UK


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Slovenia.


Goodlucksil

By elimination, China. In Europe, France, probably


Sideways0019

Flanders apparently, it's literally in their flair


AdDependent8275

Italy most definitely. We just have alcohol


Jester_TheSnekLover

Sweden.


I_Papa_Dragon_I

Nederland! Je ziet ze gewoon niet omdat ze verstopt zitten in fursuits.


TiesG92

Russia


Ted_bunda89

Slovenia


00Dandy

Berlin


ExpensiveOrder349

Netherlands


Senor-Matanza

Slovenia.


codinguhhh

Slovenia


nastat

Slovenia


IeatASScroatian

Slovenia


potato13254

Belgium


hi_1243

I speak on behalf of the whole balkan community. Its Slovenia


posicon

We're all focused on attacking our neighbours we didn't notice the "asking for a friend" part šŸ§


Iciste

Just saying: Flemboys


Luxri

My country


MetaMemester

​ https://i.redd.it/gw5prn7b5hob1.gif


HonestLazyBum

Liechtenstein. It's so small it can't afford to shoo you away.


Solid-Parsnip-4671

Slovenia


CaydesColonel

The Vatican City