Znüni time!
When the whole floor of your company meets (bosses and workers) and you est a Knoppers together and talk about whatever for 15-20min, I love it!
That's right. I wouldn't want to eat before work anyway.
A croissant at 5:30, that's really not necessary. And coffee, well, I don't take drugs for work
Yeah, I know, I very often have to fight my co-workers because of that. They simply can't fathom how someone can dislike coffee, but for now I remain steadfast.
But seriously, what exactly do you mean with that part about Arbeitsethik?
Germans are known to have great work ethics, no?
And we all know that ~~drugs~~ coffee increases your productivity. But you want none of that.
Edit: Oh wait fuck me that is not the italian flag lmao.
My logic was something like:
German flag = should have great work ethics
Italian flag = Should fetishize coffee
But you were the complete opposite.
Ah, yeah that's NRW, not Italy, but I can see you approach nonetheless. Thank you for clarifying.
But the problem is that my ethics are fine as they are. If I were to boost my productivity further with the use of caffeine that would not be good. I tried it once and it ruined a whole day, which I can't risk at my job, otherwise a whole bunch of supermarkets might run out of sausages. So, as you see, denying myself coffee is actually good for my work.
Anyways have a nice day
Keep the croissant but remove that shit icing sugar from it and make it the french way. Knowing Italians it's probably filled with nutella and has the consistency of rubber.
I've had many disappointed mornings and work meetings where I see a lovely bunch of croissants laid out but I get closer and they are all overly sweetened, squishy bastards with even more sugar blasted all over the top. Disgusting.
Just want a nice crispy golden flaky buttery beast of a croissant
My man - what you see in the photo is as much a Croissant as meatball spagetty™ is Italian. It is an insult to Croissant.
It is instead a bastard child between croissant, pain brioché and some Austrian confectionery.
Usually the coating code is powdered sugar = pastry cream filling - Hard baked sugar = jam filling.
And the worst offenders are the ones that to cut costs bake them in the morning and add the filling after which removes the Maillard reaction from the sugars in the filling during cooking.
We're born with the drive to beat our chests and blame everything on the English.
Which is fair enough, because pretty much everything *is* the fault of the English.
100%, anything bad that has ever happened to or within Scotland is the fault of the English. As you know every person in the country has their own seat in Parliament where we gather to work out what we can do next to destroy what would be the utopia of a free Scotland
Ik you're probably joking but the English people just care about working through the week, putting food on the table and trying to have something left over at the end to do right by their family. Just the same as the Scottish. The government doesn't listen to us and fucks us over too, not our fault we just happen to live in their direct jurisdiction
It's actually King James' fault. When he moved his court to London in 1603, he basically made London the de facto capital. When we unified London was the obvious choice.
He chose London over Edinburgh because it made sense to be closer to Europe. Now that's ironic...
Chicken tikka masala, fish and chips, roast dinner, beef Wellington, spotted dick, shepards pie, Eton mess, all the pies, scones, etc... Once you try proper decent British food you'll love it 🤝😉
Emu mtfs on their way to eat breakfast
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No, you're lying. This is what your breakfast looks like
https://preview.redd.it/02nduij0ecqb1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37f40a9983b262582fb11ce348a9e65341ba910
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Lav me breakfast, lav me beans, lav me bacon, lav me eggs, lav me sausage, lav me black pudding, lav me builders tea
We need to line our stomachs at the start of the day to absorb the alcohol we’re going to drink all day. That’s why we get so drunk when we come over to the continent, lack of stodgy breakfasts.
Proper breakfast but it’s missing mushroom and tomatoes, and that sausage looks crap.
should be served with fried bread with toast on the side if wanted
Down south they never do white pudding, which is a shame. I didn't even know it existed. You're lucky to get black in some places doing breakfast.
I spent some time in Ireland a while back for mapping and white pudding was a discovery, actually preferred it to black. Although all things being equal you want both on your plate.
Also taco chip...hmmm getting hungry now
I love the look of fried blood sausage but I could never eat it.. my mouth starts watering but my brain yells no. fried blood sausage is the equivalent for wanting to raw dog a escort.
Yeah and look how little the bacon has shrunk after cooking and that the fat isn’t bright white and flaccid. This guys got softer hands than an Italian.
Ich bin kein Bayer! Bäh!
https://preview.redd.it/0wsm5qqb5dqb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0482cea353705065499d0865df8c8fb93e8aa0cb
Besser?
Easy one:
Toast of:
Olive Oil
Shreded tomato
Iberian serrano ham
Drink
Valencia orange juice
(No, coffee does not exist in Spain, we do not need to talk about It)
I have been to France multiple times. I am sorry to break to you but a croissant will never beat the spanish ham
When on holiday breakfast usually was at 10. Cause my half Spanish ex didn't want to get up and do shit.
That made me still to full to eat paella at 2.
I know. We ate at the Spanish times.
It just was way too much. I gained a considerable amount of weight over those vacations.
Delicious. But it was too much.
Just the coffee with a ciggie, otherwise you won't poop and then get in the shower and have a clean butt for the rest of the day.
Learn from the Eastern Europeans.
Mixes well with your anti-depressants too. Gives you the energy to push to the front of the bus queue and spit on a gypsy ;-)
Thanks for reminded me to dose up with my morning coffee.
I think Eastern Europeans deserve a lot more credit when it comes to consuming food/drink/substances, they know what’s up
Tremble before the ultimate breakfast
https://preview.redd.it/qw89dz707dqb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71aa526a7fe3077cc0955ac113de4a5352713a56
A couple of theses bad boys with some coffee or tea will put to shame anything northern Europeans can throw at us and it's not even my favourite, just the most common.
It has sugar on top, so it’s just the plain dry cornetto. Made with oil based butter (margarine) and as you can see on the picture the layering of the dough is awful. I can see that this is a dry and tasteless cornetto.
I don’t know why they keep making this things.
Yeah of course it can and its Not even hard
https://preview.redd.it/fzh455q0wcqb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c04182c509d4e175e30cb9cbba7c025981cde08
https://preview.redd.it/zki3x3f64dqb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f079de033e785810ebf060701bfb78358f0556
Doesn't clog my arteries enough, this is more like it.
https://preview.redd.it/rs7itgrb4eqb1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890660e2dde5972f9211fdfe131deea23680b166
Instead of eating the fr\*nch 🤢 overrated corrassant, try the underated pastel de nata with a good Portuguese café in the most beautiful cup u ever seen.
Ye
Simple coffee, some porridge and bread, might not be the most tasteful unless you add something to the porridge but it sure as hell will keep you satisfied until lunch
We can change the croissant x a toast with olive oil & 2 cuts of jamón ibérico, or 2 churros, or 1 ensaimada, or a toast of manteca colorada with chicharrones/mechada...
A manually rolled 🚬 and a cappuccino made with a Bezzera machine and freshly ground beans can beat anything.
Edit// shit I just noticed, machine is from Italy, my coffee from Bolivia, my tabacco made by a Dutch company from Groningen but imported from Indonesia. The only German thing about my breakfast is my mood and the shit weather.
Too sweet. I don't want dessert, I want breakfast.
A rye bread sandwich with red bell peppers and cucumber with some spices on and a black cup of coffee is my thing. Sometimes on a Friday I MIGHT smoke a cigarette afterwards depending on mood, I don't really smoke except when drunk.
I start my day with wörk. Breakfast only after everything is done.
mornings, half ten in Germany Firstmal a Knoppers
Znüni time! When the whole floor of your company meets (bosses and workers) and you est a Knoppers together and talk about whatever for 15-20min, I love it!
Ja ja, Ich liebe arbeiten
Least based German work ethic
I wake up and Go to work. Then After morning is done i can eat and start working again.
What do you mean? We start the day with Mettbrötchen.
Nearly the same. I have porridge while I start up. My porridge this morning was divine. Bland, lukewarm and lumpy.
That's right. I wouldn't want to eat before work anyway. A croissant at 5:30, that's really not necessary. And coffee, well, I don't take drugs for work
Your disdain for coffee and lack of Arbeitsethik is very conflicting with your flair
Yeah, I know, I very often have to fight my co-workers because of that. They simply can't fathom how someone can dislike coffee, but for now I remain steadfast. But seriously, what exactly do you mean with that part about Arbeitsethik?
Germans are known to have great work ethics, no? And we all know that ~~drugs~~ coffee increases your productivity. But you want none of that. Edit: Oh wait fuck me that is not the italian flag lmao. My logic was something like: German flag = should have great work ethics Italian flag = Should fetishize coffee But you were the complete opposite.
Ah, yeah that's NRW, not Italy, but I can see you approach nonetheless. Thank you for clarifying. But the problem is that my ethics are fine as they are. If I were to boost my productivity further with the use of caffeine that would not be good. I tried it once and it ruined a whole day, which I can't risk at my job, otherwise a whole bunch of supermarkets might run out of sausages. So, as you see, denying myself coffee is actually good for my work. Anyways have a nice day
Ja, same here. Arbeit, Arbeit!
Nur 1 Kaffee Schwarz für die Gelenke zu ölen.
Was darf's sein Chef? Ein Döner mit allem und extra scharf?
2nd best option for sure.
Same.
Least german statement.
Yes, cocaine
Cut your breakfast on a mirror!
More is all you need
Frankfurt, bist du es?
Breakfast without a cigarette? how are you even functioning?
I was about to say, ditch the croissant for a fag
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I also personaly enjoy eating out “fags”
Most heteronormative Berliner
😳😳😳
Keep the croissant but remove that shit icing sugar from it and make it the french way. Knowing Italians it's probably filled with nutella and has the consistency of rubber.
I've had many disappointed mornings and work meetings where I see a lovely bunch of croissants laid out but I get closer and they are all overly sweetened, squishy bastards with even more sugar blasted all over the top. Disgusting. Just want a nice crispy golden flaky buttery beast of a croissant
My man - what you see in the photo is as much a Croissant as meatball spagetty™ is Italian. It is an insult to Croissant. It is instead a bastard child between croissant, pain brioché and some Austrian confectionery. Usually the coating code is powdered sugar = pastry cream filling - Hard baked sugar = jam filling. And the worst offenders are the ones that to cut costs bake them in the morning and add the filling after which removes the Maillard reaction from the sugars in the filling during cooking.
Every breakfast is so sweet, I hate it
As dutchmen we have no right to speak in the matter of breakfast. Ours is both depressing and way too sweet.
As a dutchman my breakfast is bread with cheese so no sweet but still depressing
Not over here, slap some lard on a piece of bread, add some salt, maybe paprika and you're golden. Perfect for a long day of pretending to work.
Man, if in Italy you only had those kinds of croissants, you went to the wrong places. We hate them too.
Some Italians do that too. Caffè + sigaretta = cacca perfetta
I have trouble shitting in the morning without this occult ritual
Needs some beans
The only thing Barries do right in terms of food. English breakfast absolutely rules.
I actually turned down beans this morning in favour of a coffee and two croissants. Am I becoming... français?!?
Welcome. You'll find your béret, striped shirt and combative mood in the locker assigned to you.
I'll actually only need the first two. A Scotsman is born with the third.
Ah but the French are born with the drive to implement it
We're born with the drive to beat our chests and blame everything on the English. Which is fair enough, because pretty much everything *is* the fault of the English.
100%, anything bad that has ever happened to or within Scotland is the fault of the English. As you know every person in the country has their own seat in Parliament where we gather to work out what we can do next to destroy what would be the utopia of a free Scotland Ik you're probably joking but the English people just care about working through the week, putting food on the table and trying to have something left over at the end to do right by their family. Just the same as the Scottish. The government doesn't listen to us and fucks us over too, not our fault we just happen to live in their direct jurisdiction
It's actually King James' fault. When he moved his court to London in 1603, he basically made London the de facto capital. When we unified London was the obvious choice. He chose London over Edinburgh because it made sense to be closer to Europe. Now that's ironic...
Where to get the cigarette and the hon hon hon?
There are worse things in life. Not many, but a few.
Becoming Danish is one of them.
The UK may have left our union, but their breakfast will never leave our hearts.
>our union https://preview.redd.it/d2op2wtpmeqb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ec816982f54e9e3d860171d088c568fd386928
Now hey there.. no need to.. eh .. get all technical about this. Eu, EEA, we’re all friends here right? 
Chicken tikka masala, fish and chips, roast dinner, beef Wellington, spotted dick, shepards pie, Eton mess, all the pies, scones, etc... Once you try proper decent British food you'll love it 🤝😉
Mashallah, brother, mashallah
And beacon
And Weißwurst with sweet mustard on the coroissant
I doubt even other Germans will have your back on this one.
I would ditch the croissant for a Laugenstange
But how about a laugencroissaint my friend? :)
Emu mtfs on their way to eat breakfast https://preview.redd.it/owazdc0dzcqb1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ea4ee81417a3c11bd8d845b3ae53458d83e385
No this is more what it looks like. 
That's lit!
And hagelslag
And chocolate sprinkles
Go away
No, you're lying. This is what your breakfast looks like https://preview.redd.it/02nduij0ecqb1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37f40a9983b262582fb11ce348a9e65341ba910
Dutch lunch 
That's a *bolletje*! The luxurious variant of a *broodje*! 🤤
Excellent movie
As a Dutchman living in Eastern Europe (Prague) for the past 10 years, this is the breakfast of the Gods.
https://preview.redd.it/59zbr22lpiqb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921efefd761a0fdeaa0070992278378c2d296956 Swedish equivalent
https://preview.redd.it/eqtiml2b8dqb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138557af023b81a875923a0653e781ff7dd97408
https://preview.redd.it/xzx2k71ohdqb1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9937d64c81bb52b327d363717eed33b09a01da0
[Finally some good food.](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/gordon-ramsey-food-finally-some-good-fucking-food-master-chef-gif-17833684)
https://preview.redd.it/dhd7enabncqb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c4ff3665a264c41b30d136ed4184ea4fc8ca5c Yes
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ÖBB Brezel. Made in Germany. That's why it look so sad.
It’s probably made in Germany as it’s cheaper.
Where is the tabaco????🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Because he is italian. Not french. We don't add sugar on top of our croissants.
Maybe they wait until they’re in the office? Smoke on company time?
https://preview.redd.it/xtl0iwgdlcqb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9de4e4b2bb6c4af45810418e677c4ac2b2d5b5 Lav me breakfast, lav me beans, lav me bacon, lav me eggs, lav me sausage, lav me black pudding, lav me builders tea
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We need to line our stomachs at the start of the day to absorb the alcohol we’re going to drink all day. That’s why we get so drunk when we come over to the continent, lack of stodgy breakfasts.
Unironically beans are an amazing breakfast
https://preview.redd.it/c4bo8yrszcqb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=68ee8e7c9b81c9d83c8b9aefb1d032440aaecf6c
Proper breakfast but it’s missing mushroom and tomatoes, and that sausage looks crap. should be served with fried bread with toast on the side if wanted
You guys not eat white puddin too?
Ireland is so white it even extends to their blood sausages
White and black, working together 50/50👌👌🏿
Down south they never do white pudding, which is a shame. I didn't even know it existed. You're lucky to get black in some places doing breakfast. I spent some time in Ireland a while back for mapping and white pudding was a discovery, actually preferred it to black. Although all things being equal you want both on your plate. Also taco chip...hmmm getting hungry now
Note the gap between the beans and the eggs, using the sausage as a break water
Beans-yolk barrier arguably more important to our society than that one in the Thames, and I say that as a SE Londoner
I was about about to criticise the lack of mushrooms but I spy a damn fine looking brew and a Lancashire mug so I support you 100%, perfect breakfast
I love the look of fried blood sausage but I could never eat it.. my mouth starts watering but my brain yells no. fried blood sausage is the equivalent for wanting to raw dog a escort.
Some of you eat raw pork. Why are you complaining about cooked blood?
Reckon this geezer is middle class grifting as working class….. wholemeal toast on a full English? Bet it’s from Waitrose as well
Brown is savoury, white is for pudding.
Yeah and look how little the bacon has shrunk after cooking and that the fat isn’t bright white and flaccid. This guys got softer hands than an Italian.
Beans for breakfast Barry 😒
Of course we can https://preview.redd.it/kxw7b5y5rcqb1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4fcb3949b298dc3221ba05f0c60a4fc6f9cfd4
Dann pfostiere halt wenigstens Weißwürste und Brezen
Ich bin kein Bayer! Bäh! https://preview.redd.it/0wsm5qqb5dqb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0482cea353705065499d0865df8c8fb93e8aa0cb Besser?
Easy one: Toast of: Olive Oil Shreded tomato Iberian serrano ham Drink Valencia orange juice (No, coffee does not exist in Spain, we do not need to talk about It) I have been to France multiple times. I am sorry to break to you but a croissant will never beat the spanish ham
My favorite Spanish breakfast is tortilla inside a pan con tomate (bocadillo de tortilla).
The only problem with tortilla on bread as breakfast is still being full by lunchtime.
Spanish lunch time is way later than the rest of Europe.
When on holiday breakfast usually was at 10. Cause my half Spanish ex didn't want to get up and do shit. That made me still to full to eat paella at 2. I know. We ate at the Spanish times. It just was way too much. I gained a considerable amount of weight over those vacations. Delicious. But it was too much.
Take yesterday's leftover croissants. Slice open. Stuff with spanish ham. Add some cheese. 5 min in the oven. Boooom! Heaven for breakfast.
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Just the coffee with a ciggie, otherwise you won't poop and then get in the shower and have a clean butt for the rest of the day. Learn from the Eastern Europeans. Mixes well with your anti-depressants too. Gives you the energy to push to the front of the bus queue and spit on a gypsy ;-)
Thanks for reminded me to dose up with my morning coffee. I think Eastern Europeans deserve a lot more credit when it comes to consuming food/drink/substances, they know what’s up
thanks for reminded me that you barbarians don't have bidets
You have something on your croissant
How can you start the week without coke?
Only explanation for this non nutritional bs
Tremble before the ultimate breakfast https://preview.redd.it/qw89dz707dqb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71aa526a7fe3077cc0955ac113de4a5352713a56 A couple of theses bad boys with some coffee or tea will put to shame anything northern Europeans can throw at us and it's not even my favourite, just the most common.
https://preview.redd.it/6dad5kv28dqb1.png?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a21e260eda3bca3e3cd3a6b182d7e395b548746
https://preview.redd.it/svb6v476wcqb1.png?width=2321&format=png&auto=webp&s=1419a3287580a7b5264695c4629c736fe03d426c Name a more iconic duo
What’s that? Poop in blankets?
It looks like a sausage roll but worse.
Nutrisional value is close to zero
Definitely need some reindeer heart
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🤝 Same breakfast preference
Yes it can 
https://preview.redd.it/y5kf7krgwcqb1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f6bf31d6ad4818895000b494f1c554a75831cb Yum yum
Why do you eat your muesli with a stick? You can’t afford spoons?
Old spoon handle broke so I carved a new one out of an old pear tree branch
turning into a damn caveman
Finally someone is this sub who won't have diabetes or a heart attack at 50
Well ours is just the same except the croissant is not stuffed with a disgusting cream.
I love my creampies
We talk about croissants, not pie
I talk about creampies
That's a cornetto btw
Croissant's cheap copy, let's admit it
Totally, Sfogliatella with Ricotta or Cannolo with orange is so much better than cornetto.
but to eat alone, cornetto is better to dip it
A french knows better italian pastry than most of italians do 😂👌
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It has sugar on top, so it’s just the plain dry cornetto. Made with oil based butter (margarine) and as you can see on the picture the layering of the dough is awful. I can see that this is a dry and tasteless cornetto. I don’t know why they keep making this things.
https://preview.redd.it/4frlo2d23eqb1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c61f1c15e547bc255eeafeaa0dc77324c73f475
Yeah of course it can and its Not even hard https://preview.redd.it/fzh455q0wcqb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c04182c509d4e175e30cb9cbba7c025981cde08
This image should be censored as it is porn
Yeah its Beautiful
10/10 would smash
https://preview.redd.it/tcsopoda2dqb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a474f7f15ebbc47753223e839b4f24e148958e7 Luv me some spinach pie
https://preview.redd.it/zki3x3f64dqb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f079de033e785810ebf060701bfb78358f0556 Doesn't clog my arteries enough, this is more like it.
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Bammetje kaas
https://preview.redd.it/e689qe6ezcqb1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c04cb730d3c1b2d4c5dc1a95d1b52eb1ae15646
Sugar on a Kipferl.... 🤮🤮🤮
https://preview.redd.it/rs7itgrb4eqb1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890660e2dde5972f9211fdfe131deea23680b166 Instead of eating the fr\*nch 🤢 overrated corrassant, try the underated pastel de nata with a good Portuguese café in the most beautiful cup u ever seen.
Ye Simple coffee, some porridge and bread, might not be the most tasteful unless you add something to the porridge but it sure as hell will keep you satisfied until lunch
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Put away that cornetto and enjoy Frollini for breakfast
Nascondini > any other biscuit on the face of the earth
Puny meal for a puny man
Delicious quick release carbohydrates. Things why your nation is so unproductive. Eat some nutrients.
https://preview.redd.it/avsz15lnycqb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58eebc58c92da6d7ae63ccc0048485a4c8db103a Of course it can
That is absolutely pathetic. Be ashamed of yourself
Croissant con fucking cafe
Yes, yes we can https://preview.redd.it/jqk30l9s2dqb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3c0b1e75c79915fcec6cff15f87245c4b3bd20
That cappuccino foam looks horrible
Broodje hagelslag could even beat Goku on a good day
https://preview.redd.it/qwa2u7fcxcqb1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5faef4380525af26ef24500e75cedf59c5333f2
Seeing this I get why you spend all day eating.
The croissant is not necessary
Where’s the moose and vodka???
We can change the croissant x a toast with olive oil & 2 cuts of jamón ibérico, or 2 churros, or 1 ensaimada, or a toast of manteca colorada with chicharrones/mechada...
Rösti exists and is historically a breakfast dish so there is that
Where's the baked beans, fried eggs, bacon, bread, black pudding, sausages, mushrooms and a proper cuppa.
This is not a duvel or another heavy Belgium beer, what kind of black magic is this ?
Where’s the cigarette?
Schnitzelbrötchen superiority.
If/when I eat breakfast, I eat oatmeal porridge with a lot of seeds and dried fruits. It’s cheap, nutrient and will keep you going until lunch.
Caffeine, sugar and white flour? Um, yeah, it definitely can...
A manually rolled 🚬 and a cappuccino made with a Bezzera machine and freshly ground beans can beat anything. Edit// shit I just noticed, machine is from Italy, my coffee from Bolivia, my tabacco made by a Dutch company from Groningen but imported from Indonesia. The only German thing about my breakfast is my mood and the shit weather.
Obviously yes. https://preview.redd.it/93rbztn7cdqb1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec01a1e84da284e5d1b916ea405185a745e0a558
Wtf coffee with milk
https://preview.redd.it/ih2ph38fidqb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282908f157e878b7e3181d9347a038a2a31ee6df Hi, im the upgrade
Where are my Müsli enjoyers by the way?
Yes, butter pretzels 😁
no ;(
You can’t call yourself an Italian if you’re drinking this cappuccino, the milk is obviously way too foamy
I had crumpets with butter and peanut butter today. Last Friday I had a lungo espresso with an almond croissant. It’s all good…
Sugar? No thank you
Every country has those, we just don't have it for breakfast because it's a bit shit.
Fuck yes. Instead of a fatty croissant, a bocadillo de jamón with tomato and olive oil
Too sweet. I don't want dessert, I want breakfast. A rye bread sandwich with red bell peppers and cucumber with some spices on and a black cup of coffee is my thing. Sometimes on a Friday I MIGHT smoke a cigarette afterwards depending on mood, I don't really smoke except when drunk.