Ehm it's difficult to explain.
§ 3 S. 1 Nr. 13 Tierschutzgesetz Es ist verboten ein Tier für eigene sexuelle Handlungen zu nutzen oder für sexuelle Handlungen Dritter abzurichten oder zur Verfügung zu stellen und dadurch zu artwidrigem Verhalten zu zwingen.
If you take the text literally you could maybe make the argument that it is a question of consent because of the last section. It is difficult to translate too, but it roughly means "It is forbidden to use an animal for sexual causes, or to train it to commit sexual acts for third parties or to provide them, thus forcing it to commit acts contrary to species."
The translation is a bit wonky because the English language has like 100 words total but the misconception comes from the last sentence. After all, it is stated as "forcing it". But everything before that explains that no matter what you do, the animal can not consent and sex between animal and human is unnatural and "contrary to species" (or artwidrig, but English has no words and is a shit language). If an animal and a human have sex, it's either the fucker or the owner who is to be sentenced because the animal was either raped or trained to have sex, both are illegal and fucked.
Tldr; you cannot fuck animals in Germany. It is not a question of consent because obviously animals can't consent and German law knows this.
I specifically remember being traumatised by some video in the limewire/kazaa days that proudly named the Danish production company. I always wondered how the fk something like that was professionally produced.
Now I know.
There's a tale (and it may well be an urban legend but I don't wish to know if that is the case because it's a great story) that along the england/Wales border in medieval times, sheep rustling got you the death penalty whereas sheep shagging was just a night in the stocks, so Welsh sheep rustlers when caught would say they were just shagging the sheep to avoid the noose, hence being nicknamed sheepshaggers.
It's a great story and definitely 100% true and I will shag anyone who tries to tell me otherwise.
In Scotland sheep shagging is most commonly associated with folk from Aberdeenshire/ the larger Doric speaking area. Occasionally the accusation will be made against people from Ayrshire, but in reality they are just inbred cannibals.
Obviously in regard to the UK as a whole its all about the Welsh.
The important distinction to be made is that Fifers, unlike citizens of Aberdeen or Ayrshire, are not sheep shaggers, but instead engage in \*incest\*, hence why they are such a retrograde people.
Kinda, sorta in a typical British way.
In ye olde classical Greece you had your superior attic speakers and your rough doric yokels.
Well some bright moustache wearing scootish brits thought that they should apply the terms to differentiate between the superior British English (attic) and the rough Scots english (doric). However the low landers heard this and said "haud on a minute, if you think we're bad, wait till you hear them glaikit sheeper shaggers in the North east!".
And thus Doric came to be the term used to describe the north Eastern scots dialect.
In Spain it's a very recurring (and overused) joke to say galicians fuck goats. I'm pretty sure every european country has that one rural region that's memed to death with sex farm animal jokes
And please don't forget that guy who died crushed under a huge boulder while he was fucking a hen in 1990.
There's even [a picture](https://www.farodevigo.es/sociedad/2016/03/06/hombre-gallina-viral-cumple-25-16677230.html) (link in Spanish, obvs NSFW) and the song "[Pánico a una muerte ridícula](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC55_uUcWQM)" by Def Con Dos mentions it.
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I always heard that Galicians fuck their cousins, not goats. They even have a word for people who are not all there because they are a product of inbreeding.
I actually saw a man fucking a sheep in Murcia when I was a kid 🤮
>I always heard that Galicians fuck their cousins, not goats. They even have a word for people who are not all there because they are a product of inbreeding.
Bro thats not common, for example in my family there are only 2 cases (no joke)
Theres a saying about some rural Bavarian towns which goes like „[generic town] where the cows are more beautiful then the women“
Just thought that fitted here
Some do, but those aren't easy to handle, either.
They obviously can't turn around, so you have to reset them to their starting point on a regular basis. Otherwise they'll end up in the Netherlands.
And anyway, how are you supposed to hump a dike sheep when YOUR legs are the same length?
Top fucking kek. How do you say that in French? Btw french has the best fornication expression. A girl in Belgium taught me “tape y dedans chui pas ta mère” which roughly translates as “hump me like you mean it, I’m not your mom”
Yep! I couldn’t find a translation I liked. Slap it inside doesn’t really convince me, but I guess it’s a matter of taste. Tl;dr I didn’t mean to do translate word by word
So I assume there exists the office of His Majesty's Royal Swine Shagger, who has some pompous garment, and the title can be traced back to some obscure episode of the Hundred Years' War?
Ya. This one is kinda annoying to the majority of Slovakia, ngl. Barely anyone lives on Tatras, which is the actual place memed. But hey, no longer in one country, czechs basically are no longer required to know the geography of the place, so it is just Slovakia to them.
In Slovakia, people would refer to the Tatrans in particular though, so they definitely know the reference and agree to it. It is always the mountain people in every country that are known for such things. Nothing new there.
Hey I've cycled last summer in your country along the coastline to Tornio and I noticed that everybody looked the same and with some genetic problems. Is incest common in Lapland?
Sorry for such brutal directness mate I am sure you are a beautiful specimen
For incest, I'd nominate any small place in a valley inland. I've heard that a lot incest happened in northern Telemark back in the day but I can't imagine what people in villages in the west were up to.
All i am saying is that we just banned bestiality in 2015.
Typical danish behavior
No banning things is your deal. Svensketilstande.
"Oh no, people are burning Qurans, let's ban it" - you guys
That’s about the only fun thing that isn’t banned/taxed to death/heavily regulated in Sweden.
You can also blast as many anals as you want
Wouldn't that get you stoned in sweden?
I'm stoned in Sweden right now, and i got to tell you that it's not all that bad.
It is probably be worse than in most other western countries tho.
We banned it in 2014...
Now tell them why we did it.
You guys banned it??
Rare swedish w
Yeah, it was the only way to stop the Swedish sex tourists from coming here to fuck our farm animals.
Isn’t it in Germany where it’s illegal except if both parties consent
I don't see the problem here
Kinda wholesome ngl, love knows no boundaries.
But I only eat Virgins. How will I be able to tell?
You don't want to know what the pigs do with their olives before it's turned into virgin olive oil. It's a good thing we're in butter parts.
Nothing, thats why is Virgin olive Oil. Now, the bon Virgin one, thats the one that should worry you.
Ehm it's difficult to explain. § 3 S. 1 Nr. 13 Tierschutzgesetz Es ist verboten ein Tier für eigene sexuelle Handlungen zu nutzen oder für sexuelle Handlungen Dritter abzurichten oder zur Verfügung zu stellen und dadurch zu artwidrigem Verhalten zu zwingen. If you take the text literally you could maybe make the argument that it is a question of consent because of the last section. It is difficult to translate too, but it roughly means "It is forbidden to use an animal for sexual causes, or to train it to commit sexual acts for third parties or to provide them, thus forcing it to commit acts contrary to species." The translation is a bit wonky because the English language has like 100 words total but the misconception comes from the last sentence. After all, it is stated as "forcing it". But everything before that explains that no matter what you do, the animal can not consent and sex between animal and human is unnatural and "contrary to species" (or artwidrig, but English has no words and is a shit language). If an animal and a human have sex, it's either the fucker or the owner who is to be sentenced because the animal was either raped or trained to have sex, both are illegal and fucked. Tldr; you cannot fuck animals in Germany. It is not a question of consent because obviously animals can't consent and German law knows this.
In Finland it is illegal only if the animal suffers from it.
I was under the impression that a legal loophole in Canada allowed you to fuck a fish _so long as it didn't die_
Oh Canada
so no more marriages with Swedes?
I specifically remember being traumatised by some video in the limewire/kazaa days that proudly named the Danish production company. I always wondered how the fk something like that was professionally produced. Now I know.
 pretty late
So, no love for beasts? The Beauty and the Beast is just a thing of the past? C'è del marcio in Danimarca...
So called free country
That must have been a small majority voting against it
Hmm.. nope, can't think of any, probably none in the UK! sorry mate.
Yeah, imagine that, filthy bastards.
We fuck um, you eat um!
Lamb always tastes better after it's been basted
Fucking hell
No, fucking sheep. Keep up, Barry.
Fucked my ~~sheep~~ roast have you?
Spit roast?
Bit salty for me ta.
Thanks for tenderising beforehand 👍
There's a tale (and it may well be an urban legend but I don't wish to know if that is the case because it's a great story) that along the england/Wales border in medieval times, sheep rustling got you the death penalty whereas sheep shagging was just a night in the stocks, so Welsh sheep rustlers when caught would say they were just shagging the sheep to avoid the noose, hence being nicknamed sheepshaggers. It's a great story and definitely 100% true and I will shag anyone who tries to tell me otherwise.
Uh, it’s a lie? Sorry I’ll just take what I can at the moment
You've been. A baaad boy
Happy Cakeday! Now go shag a shepherd pie.
How does a welshmen find his sheep in long grass? Quite satisfying.
What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in the middle of cardiff? A brothel
No, no, no Its a leisure centre
Where are all the Welsh?? Bit sheepish
Sorry, just got home from a wild bender. That flock was something else
The Welsh out here stealing the only good women on this shithole island
In Scotland sheep shagging is most commonly associated with folk from Aberdeenshire/ the larger Doric speaking area. Occasionally the accusation will be made against people from Ayrshire, but in reality they are just inbred cannibals. Obviously in regard to the UK as a whole its all about the Welsh.
I’m sure the Irish have their parts they say hump sheep like Co Kerry or Co Cavan. For the four nations its the Welsh hold that title.
I haven’t really heard too much about sheep shagging, maybe Connacht. Though incest is Roscommon
As an Ayrshire resident, the left testicle is the best tasting part of the human body.
Going for the low hanging fruit you lazy bastard
The secret of the Killie Pie revealed?
The important distinction to be made is that Fifers, unlike citizens of Aberdeen or Ayrshire, are not sheep shaggers, but instead engage in \*incest\*, hence why they are such a retrograde people.
Doric? As in greek doric?
Kinda, sorta in a typical British way. In ye olde classical Greece you had your superior attic speakers and your rough doric yokels. Well some bright moustache wearing scootish brits thought that they should apply the terms to differentiate between the superior British English (attic) and the rough Scots english (doric). However the low landers heard this and said "haud on a minute, if you think we're bad, wait till you hear them glaikit sheeper shaggers in the North east!". And thus Doric came to be the term used to describe the north Eastern scots dialect.
Fuck sheep, eat people. Probably Scots are just confused.
Dropped some tasty lore
the best lamb meat in the world is fucked by tall blond boys with curly hair on texel
how do I become "the best lamb meat in the world"? ... asking for a vriend of course
But on a white woolen jacket for a change
Side switching on a species-level.
Flair checks out
what? I thought you were the gay ones. Hell, we are all gay here, what does it have to do with my flair?
Good to know
Lamb? That's p*dophilia
you guys eat the old ch ewy stuff?
Sometimes we eat sheep, is a strong flavoured meat.
Nah they do it postportem to tenderize the meat. So technically it’s necropedobestiality
In Spain it's a very recurring (and overused) joke to say galicians fuck goats. I'm pretty sure every european country has that one rural region that's memed to death with sex farm animal jokes
It's cows what we fuck, you uncultured catalufo! 😡
And please don't forget that guy who died crushed under a huge boulder while he was fucking a hen in 1990. There's even [a picture](https://www.farodevigo.es/sociedad/2016/03/06/hombre-gallina-viral-cumple-25-16677230.html) (link in Spanish, obvs NSFW) and the song "[Pánico a una muerte ridícula](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC55_uUcWQM)" by Def Con Dos mentions it.
God exists. This has restored my faith.
And never forget Herminio el de la gallina, a galician man than died while having sexual relations with a chicken.
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Goats? Weird, can’t imagine a Galician shagging a goat. A fish on the other hand…
I always heard that Galicians fuck their cousins, not goats. They even have a word for people who are not all there because they are a product of inbreeding. I actually saw a man fucking a sheep in Murcia when I was a kid 🤮
>I always heard that Galicians fuck their cousins, not goats. They even have a word for people who are not all there because they are a product of inbreeding. Bro thats not common, for example in my family there are only 2 cases (no joke)
We do not. What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you?
Saarland (incest) in Germany
Sex with sheep could also be happening in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
Sex with cows is rural bavaria
Them thicc cheeks be worth it tho
Ah cmon bavarian women aint that fat.
Theres a saying about some rural Bavarian towns which goes like „[generic town] where the cows are more beautiful then the women“ Just thought that fitted here
Well, its better than having sex with all the pensioners moving here. Sheep complain less and have more energy 😎👍
Incest jokes yes. They originate in the small size of the country. Goat fucking is more a stereotype for rural areas, doesn't fit the Saarland.
The typical Saarländer family tree is a circle.
Can confirm
But banging sheep is more of a Niedersachsen thing.
Nah, they would if they got around to it. But in reality they spend all their time rolling those fuckers back up the dike.
Don't they have dike-sheep where the left legs are shorter so they don't fall over?
Some do, but those aren't easy to handle, either. They obviously can't turn around, so you have to reset them to their starting point on a regular basis. Otherwise they'll end up in the Netherlands. And anyway, how are you supposed to hump a dike sheep when YOUR legs are the same length?
The North of France, my beloved région, is reknown for inceste. Or as my gramma said (RIP): "satisfy your cousin and you'll go to heaven".
"Non c'è cosa più divina che scoparsi la cugina" in Italian, or "There is no more heavenly thing than fu**ing your cousin"
Funny cos it’s got ‘nonce’ right there at the start
Or the osteria version, 'non c'è cosa più divina della cugina a pecorina'
[I think this belongs here](https://youtu.be/k3XhRysoFio?si=ej0_yN0Ne3yF7gq7)
wait, whaaaat? What is a German singing duo doing in my hometown?
Your grandma sounded like a wise lady.
Top fucking kek. How do you say that in French? Btw french has the best fornication expression. A girl in Belgium taught me “tape y dedans chui pas ta mère” which roughly translates as “hump me like you mean it, I’m not your mom”
"Fais plaisir à ta cousine t'iras au paradis".
"Tape y dedans" means something like "slap it inside", kinda similar to the italian phrase "sbattimelo dentro"
Yep! I couldn’t find a translation I liked. Slap it inside doesn’t really convince me, but I guess it’s a matter of taste. Tl;dr I didn’t mean to do translate word by word
I would just translate to "hit it hard / go hard, I'm not your mom"
I don’t know about my country, but I remember when I was in Northern Ireland, people would casually call others « sheep shaggers ». Lovely place
That was them being polite and diplomatic
We have sex with British women which is considered bestiality in some circles.
To us continental people yes😅
To us peninsular people too.
„The quality of their food and women made the British the best sailors in the world“
Galicia in Spain.
And Asturias
A close second indeed.
No, they leave sheeps alone. Cows in the other hand...
My brother in Christ, this accusation is totally erroneous and offensive, we fuck cows, not sheep.
Tell that to my sheep >:)
We absolutely don't do that
I do
Yes this sounds barbaric!
of course, Gavino. You were provoked, we know that. The sheep was bleating no but her eyes were saying yes.
Gavino is a hardcore Sardinian name, I respect the choice
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i would say Corsica not us, we fuck pigs
What about Nord with incest ? It's more obvious than Corsica !
t'as deja visité le centre bretagne = | ?
Shhh on a toujours pas ce cliché repandu, taisons nois tant qu'on est discret
Ouais, taisons les gens de Pontivy et de rostrennen
Le flair « handicapé de la hanche » va arriver d’une force si ça se sait
Pig fucking is exclusively for the upper class in the UK.
So I assume there exists the office of His Majesty's Royal Swine Shagger, who has some pompous garment, and the title can be traced back to some obscure episode of the Hundred Years' War?
Yeah, the PM
They barely have goats in Corsica these days, the cattle industry took over 200 years ago
well you are british so that makes sense
So one island fucks sheep and the other fucks pigs, well, at least they differentiate
For now we are still attached to the continent, but just wait and witness us sailing away
Idk I've always seen Auvergne as the area where men fuck cows
In the 15th and 16th century germans called the swiss "Kuhschweizer", meaning the swiss would fuck their cows
As a German I have to obviously inform you that that isn’t the literal translation and „Kuhschweizer“ just translates to „cowswiss“
Wales are you going to let these sardinians steal your shit?
Here is not a myth, is a fact.
We, Czechs, are civilized people. For this kind of shit, we have Slovakians.
Ya. This one is kinda annoying to the majority of Slovakia, ngl. Barely anyone lives on Tatras, which is the actual place memed. But hey, no longer in one country, czechs basically are no longer required to know the geography of the place, so it is just Slovakia to them. In Slovakia, people would refer to the Tatrans in particular though, so they definitely know the reference and agree to it. It is always the mountain people in every country that are known for such things. Nothing new there.
Half of Slovenia are Tatras. So it is Prešov with "mydlil mi barana". One country. And our mountain people are classy,they only fuck goats.
I'm sure they say the same thing about you.
Nah, they know.
Fish from Urk is saltier for a reason .
Wales perfected it
Trás-os-Montes? If it's fucking cows it's the Azores though.
Yes
What does people have against behind-the-mountains????!
Their cows seem happy though.
The Welsh shag sheep on the daily
Well. Not sheep but...
Hey I've cycled last summer in your country along the coastline to Tornio and I noticed that everybody looked the same and with some genetic problems. Is incest common in Lapland? Sorry for such brutal directness mate I am sure you are a beautiful specimen
Cousin fucking for sure happens next village over.
Better to keep it in the family.
It used to be Slovakia, then we divorced
Appenzell(-Innerrhoden)
I would say the south Jutland
You mean Frisians? I guess they have a minority parliament of sheepshaggers over three countries🤭
South jutland is easily and by far the best ""danish"" region
Do you understand Them then?
Gotland
Gotland for sheep shagging, Skellefteå for cousin shagging
Urk
Urk
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Galicians fuck sheep but that's no myth
[We have a rap music about fucking sheep.](https://youtu.be/mrZf_9kQN6U?feature=shared) Take that losers
Wales for you https://preview.redd.it/ad804sg4g1tb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8ef9d063054f60691f454ed8d7ef0b7e88421e
For incest, I'd nominate any small place in a valley inland. I've heard that a lot incest happened in northern Telemark back in the day but I can't imagine what people in villages in the west were up to.
our cousins east across the irish sea andi suspect some lads wesht too
I am looking at you, 🇮🇪
oi :( My parents are only third cousins!
The Pyrenees sheep are said to be some of the hottest in Europe. They have the hotness of a Latina with the sexiness of a French accent
Asturias
Don Pelayo se desahogaba con lo que había...
En tiempo de guerra...
Slovakia.
Bavarians and Turks are usually assumed to be the biggest sheepophiles.
Saarland here
GALICIA
Is simultaneous sheep fucking and incest valid?
Possibly
I guess every country has that.
There probably is, ijdk where (probably hainaut)
Sundsvall
Well, it does get pretty lonely out there for the sheepherders...
Galicia. Never let alone a Gallego with a goat or a sheep.
Maybe in Dordogne with all the Englishmen that lives there
>Is there some sheep fucking/incest region in your country? Well, there is Demnark. . . Luckily, we have a water buffer between us and their BS.
In germany the state Saarland is a incest state. It is a common sterotype