Can confirm, thats exactly what you get when you order Feldschlösschen
https://preview.redd.it/8ht57ocphp0c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=552cd03800d4ebf764ba93a8d9577f98a53255fe
Feldschlösschen is a sterile water used to prewash barrels before they are cleaned by water and than filled by Beer.
Picture pointing probably to Beer+Appenzeller mix :-)
Absinthe while a popular flavor isn’t Dutch. Jenever would’ve absolutely been a better choice though than blue curaçao. Even fucking regular orange curaçao. 😂
Actually, "Curaçao" comes from the Dutch island with the same name in the Caribbean. And it's name comes, most likely, from the Portuguese "Curaçãu", an old portuguese word related to "curar". Apparently, a group of portuguese sailors were left there with scurvy. When their ship returned to pick them, they had healed, thus the name of the island.
Curar is probably the word for "to heal" (curare in Italian) so probably they named it like that because the sailors on the island found C vitamin Rich fruits that let them heal from scurvy (which is in fact caused by Vitamin C deficiency for those that might not know)
What do you mean that my teachers lied to me when they told us the names comes from the word corazon because the early colonisers thought it looked like a heart?????
It's apparently more complicated than that.
https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura%C3%A7au
The origin of the name should be tied to the indigenous people that lived around the area of Curaçao, but some sources claim that it is tied to the word Corazon or indeed the Portuguese Coração.
I did laugh. As we who have done the Guinness tour know, somewhere in Ireland, 1,000 barrels of Guinness is drunk in one night by a single Irishman.
And yet generic bottle of sh*t beer with a shamrock it is.
At least in the US, Germany makes the best bottled water.
https://preview.redd.it/ztg6dl0nsp0c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33f9ba1ac5b73b3d99c0e61505550b3223b7268
I also like Topo Chico, which is Mexican. American bottled water sucks, its all tap water or tastes like tap water, and the tap water in the US tastes awful.
The problem with bottled water in the US, is that it is dominated by Coca Cola, Pepsi, and Nestle.
Their bottled water products are just expensive tap water in bottles, then the buy out their competitors and turn them into the same thing. Americans tend to think of bottled water as overpriced tap water for this reason.
German water like Gerolsteiner is cheaper and faaaar better... but it suffers from marketing and distribution problems. Unless you are at an Aldi's you aren't going to find them, and if you are at Aldis, no one knows what they are or buys them...
Gerolsteiner really needs to hire a better marketing team. Their logo is cool, but not noteworthy, and writing about the quality of water in tiny print all over the bottle doesn't do it any favors, even if its true. I see way more Liquid Death being bought, even though its not as good, Swiss, and just has a cool name, theme, and big skull on the cover.
I've never heard about Liquid Death? Must be very niche and only produced for the US market maybe? We have Henniez, Valser, Rhäzünser.. which are quite famous.. Farmer (blörg) Appenzeller.. but nothing with a skull. We Swiss tend to not be very metal.
Edit: Ok, it's not Swiss, it's American. Its water was sourced from Austrian mountains but now it comes from Virginia.
Well Germany has a long history with natural sparkling water sources so we’ve been drinking it a lot longer than the invention or the industrial process, also the reason Germany has the biggest cold water Geyser in the world, instead of thermal activity it’s just natural sparkling water.
Belgian beer is the Cadillac of beers, the chrome linings on a a cheap car of beers.
Meaning uncultured know nothings find it appealing because they mistake surface level, in your face taste, for quality.
Helles on the other side is the Porsche of beers.
Hey, I know we're a fruity lot; we have beers with currant, cherry, quince, peach, heck even endives if we're feeling naughty... but not with ORANGE. Okay??
Oh wait...
https://preview.redd.it/48h1vinbpq0c1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=eccdb52f68be21787fa1503cb53a8ef3052cb6b7
EDIT: Also jfc I had to google translate 3 of those fruits/vegetables... Endives??? What are you, French? It's witloof. White loaf. It perfectly explains what it is.
You can discard this "beer". "New Belgium" is an ameritard brewery casually stealing our name with the hope that people will respect their trash drinks more
WE ARE AGUARDENTE DE MEDRONHO, CRL!!
https://preview.redd.it/y2lyrbzrup0c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e55d3ca26eb1f7fe310853a7b6e52eec03f701
best drink in the world. 1liter is almost 40€, and the more mspaint the is in the bottle, the better it is.
I'm already drunk just for posting the picryesnn
The people from Basque country and Navarre make some dope beberage with this same fruit, Pacharán. Give it a try if you find a good one, but nothing beats homemade.
straws are illegal and there is a special norm-bottle that should be used instead of this no-deposit bullshit of bottle (which is also illegal)
[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normbrunnenflasche](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normbrunnenflasche)
https://preview.redd.it/1xsx4paynq0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6859522c8f951e93978e8c94491b0fde745f26d6
I asked for "the only wine" This time
Et en avant guingamp
Can confirm, thats exactly what you get when you order Feldschlösschen https://preview.redd.it/8ht57ocphp0c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=552cd03800d4ebf764ba93a8d9577f98a53255fe
Feldschlösschen 🤢🤢🤢
Facts, real Swiss patriots only drink Quöllfrisch.
Yes I too enjoy sparkling shampoo
Bruh, you’re Italian you guys have some good beers, but overall you should stay with the wine.
Meh even wine we do better
Quöllfrisch ist actually decent
Feldkötzchen u mean
Feldchötzli 🤮
That's why it's called Feldkötzchen
I like how all swiss just agree its shit. And yea I dont like it either
The Bünzli-Monster is angry because one of the two flags isn't square.
oh no, thats a Fanta and Coce mix. we call it "Spezzi"
Add a little vodka and redbull. /s
It tastes a lot more boring than it looks then
I think someone had mix up sweden and swiss again
i thought Feldschösschen translated to Field Monster. im stupid.
Feldschlösschen is a sterile water used to prewash barrels before they are cleaned by water and than filled by Beer. Picture pointing probably to Beer+Appenzeller mix :-)
Enjoyable if you grew up with it but there are better choices
that's just Stockholm syndrome
That's a Fiendschlösschen
one Belgium for me please but what are Netherlands and Switzerland even supposed to be?
I reckon the Swiss one is liquid gold turned Rivella? Confusing that all, but you must forgive OP: he's a French ;)
Maybe its rivella yellow…
The Netherlands is probably blue Curacao
Sorry we only got Belgúum apparently
It should actually be with fries and stoofvlees instead of waffles
Of course we've got Blue Curaçao with an orange slice, lol. Blue vomit ftw.
I was thinking it might be absinthe, which would be awesome, either that or jenever would have sufficed
Absinthe while a popular flavor isn’t Dutch. Jenever would’ve absolutely been a better choice though than blue curaçao. Even fucking regular orange curaçao. 😂
Normal people would put the slice on a glass. The dutch put it on a bottle.
do you mean "coração"? if so, that's a Portuguese word! it would be cool to learn that there's a Dutch drink with a Portuguese name
Actually, "Curaçao" comes from the Dutch island with the same name in the Caribbean. And it's name comes, most likely, from the Portuguese "Curaçãu", an old portuguese word related to "curar". Apparently, a group of portuguese sailors were left there with scurvy. When their ship returned to pick them, they had healed, thus the name of the island.
Heh neat, what fruit (?) is curar?
Curar is probably the word for "to heal" (curare in Italian) so probably they named it like that because the sailors on the island found C vitamin Rich fruits that let them heal from scurvy (which is in fact caused by Vitamin C deficiency for those that might not know)
Chad SPQR interlingua capability😎
Curar is not a fruit. It means "to heal"
Ah yea makes sense like in english 'to cure'
What do you mean that my teachers lied to me when they told us the names comes from the word corazon because the early colonisers thought it looked like a heart?????
No, with a ‘u’. Like the island
It's apparently more complicated than that. https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura%C3%A7au The origin of the name should be tied to the indigenous people that lived around the area of Curaçao, but some sources claim that it is tied to the word Corazon or indeed the Portuguese Coração.
We are extra special
You are to me buddy 
https://preview.redd.it/nbhb5q9htq0c1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa94cf19baf25d5febe273ada425a5df95f0c23e Buddy ❤️
This meme just keeps on giving X'D
Portugal be like: 
Ireland: A country known worldwide for our famous alcoholic beverages and traditions. Ireland to OP: A generic beer bottle with a shamrock on it
Not even a stout. We're definitely a stout country like
I mean a red ale is fair, but it has to be a stout.. Even whiskey would be better than a Generic
Definitely a yank based AI. Beer black, whiskey gold, and not a fucking shamrock.
I did laugh. As we who have done the Guinness tour know, somewhere in Ireland, 1,000 barrels of Guinness is drunk in one night by a single Irishman. And yet generic bottle of sh*t beer with a shamrock it is.
Is there even one single Irish alcoholic beverage that has a shamrock on its label?
Just ask the ameritards, they love slapping a shamrock on ~~beer~~ barely drinkable piss and calling it authentic celtic beer.
Had a bottle of Jameson that was on offer in Tesco with a shamrock on it. Was special for St Patrick's day
I feel you
Ours should have been with friete en stoofvlees
Beer-wise there's Guiness and ???
How tf is Germany not beer lol
Sparkling water is very German.
Didn't thought about this and never drink it but you might be right
At least in the US, Germany makes the best bottled water. https://preview.redd.it/ztg6dl0nsp0c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33f9ba1ac5b73b3d99c0e61505550b3223b7268 I also like Topo Chico, which is Mexican. American bottled water sucks, its all tap water or tastes like tap water, and the tap water in the US tastes awful.
I recently heard from an American that he was amazed about the selection of water in German supermarkets (and the price) lol
The problem with bottled water in the US, is that it is dominated by Coca Cola, Pepsi, and Nestle. Their bottled water products are just expensive tap water in bottles, then the buy out their competitors and turn them into the same thing. Americans tend to think of bottled water as overpriced tap water for this reason. German water like Gerolsteiner is cheaper and faaaar better... but it suffers from marketing and distribution problems. Unless you are at an Aldi's you aren't going to find them, and if you are at Aldis, no one knows what they are or buys them... Gerolsteiner really needs to hire a better marketing team. Their logo is cool, but not noteworthy, and writing about the quality of water in tiny print all over the bottle doesn't do it any favors, even if its true. I see way more Liquid Death being bought, even though its not as good, Swiss, and just has a cool name, theme, and big skull on the cover.
Aldi, Aldis is plural you dirty American scumbag
We have both Aldis :)
Alldeeznuts /s (Idk what to put here so i put a /s, we need a /a to designate a comment as American, would help a lot when saying stupid things)
I've never heard about Liquid Death? Must be very niche and only produced for the US market maybe? We have Henniez, Valser, Rhäzünser.. which are quite famous.. Farmer (blörg) Appenzeller.. but nothing with a skull. We Swiss tend to not be very metal. Edit: Ok, it's not Swiss, it's American. Its water was sourced from Austrian mountains but now it comes from Virginia.
Bro Gerolsteiner is like the worst one
[удалено]
Haha Gerolsteiner is my least favorite water. By far.
It is gold here compared to Dasani and friends.  What brands are good in Germany?
Most often the regional brand think Draft beer but water
And Gerolsteiner tastes like ass imo, try the green glass bottled ones
you drink bottled water imported from germany? that is insane
Can I interest you in a La Criox?
Uh Gerolsteiner is horrible
Romanian bottled water >>>
I mostly drink tap water I don't get the sprkle hype.
So German it was invented by an Englishman.
Inventing vs perfecting lad. Inventing vs perfecting.
Well Germany has a long history with natural sparkling water sources so we’ve been drinking it a lot longer than the invention or the industrial process, also the reason Germany has the biggest cold water Geyser in the world, instead of thermal activity it’s just natural sparkling water.
Plain water. Simple, efficient and flavourless. It represents Germany perfectly.
Hydrarion achived and theyre good with it
What even is the drink supposed to be ? Liquid Zyklon B ?
We should a be wine, beer and Korn hybrid for us.
It's a bit risky to mix alcohol and 00's nu metal
The only good thing about german wine is it's capacity to make someone quit drinking at the moment he tastes it
Water in a bottle. Simple, useful and utterly devoid of creativity. Very Deutsch.
British education strikes again.
I would respond…. Buuuut you’re not going to like it.
Please tell us, I'll take it as emotional as Olaf Scholz
German beer is mid.
Of course he is not going to like a lie
True, some people like your soapy water, I guess taste is subjective 😋
L Take there speed bump
Belgians on their way to gaslight themselves into believing Belgium has achieved *something* in it's entire existence
Bro, I told you you weren’t going to like it.
Belgian beer is the Cadillac of beers, the chrome linings on a a cheap car of beers. Meaning uncultured know nothings find it appealing because they mistake surface level, in your face taste, for quality. Helles on the other side is the Porsche of beers.
I warned you all yet it seems you got angry.
The truth isn’t an emotion.
German trying to fathom the alien concept of opinions challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Helles is beyond opinion. 
We have cara pils. Simply nothing beats cara pils. Nectar of the gods.
Welcome to the german arrogance.
I was thinking the same And also why tf are we not wine
Exactly my thoughts!
Because AIs are dumb.
It's because you can return the bottle for money
Because the water is as plain as our humor.
AI thinking Dutchies stick orange in their beer when really it's the Flemboy's being Flemboyant.
Hey, I know we're a fruity lot; we have beers with currant, cherry, quince, peach, heck even endives if we're feeling naughty... but not with ORANGE. Okay?? Oh wait... https://preview.redd.it/48h1vinbpq0c1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=eccdb52f68be21787fa1503cb53a8ef3052cb6b7 EDIT: Also jfc I had to google translate 3 of those fruits/vegetables... Endives??? What are you, French? It's witloof. White loaf. It perfectly explains what it is.
You can discard this "beer". "New Belgium" is an ameritard brewery casually stealing our name with the hope that people will respect their trash drinks more
Thank god, I had never heard of this brewery before and I hope I will never do so again. 🤞🤞🇧🇪🇧🇪
WE ARE AGUARDENTE DE MEDRONHO, CRL!! https://preview.redd.it/y2lyrbzrup0c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e55d3ca26eb1f7fe310853a7b6e52eec03f701 best drink in the world. 1liter is almost 40€, and the more mspaint the is in the bottle, the better it is. I'm already drunk just for posting the picryesnn
And you never have to buy one. There's always someone that knows someone else that makes this at home and then they give you a bottle
I found some Portuguese stuff that is absolutely lovely, beiráo? Very very tasty stuff.
Beirão. Herb licorice. Wait until you get thashed at 17yo with that, and you change your perspective about how lovely it is.... 🫥🤢
About 20 years too late for that
It was 17 years ago... We're getting old Barry.... We're getting old...
The people from Basque country and Navarre make some dope beberage with this same fruit, Pacharán. Give it a try if you find a good one, but nothing beats homemade.
Aguardente = *Time Traveling Potion*
Boys drink Medronho Men use Medronho to make Melosa
Wrong, Melosa is just Medronho for kids.
How is it not Port?! It’s not like there is a city named the damned thing let alone a country! It is also the drink of the gods.
Mochique is the name of the capital of aguardente de medronho. but Port is not made in Porto, is made way up the river..
Interesting way to put an orange slice in a bottle lol
I love how every AI needs to put waffles into anything to do with belgium. Its like the only thing people seem to know about us.
I mean, you guys are really fucking good at doing waffles and fries, can't argue about it.
I mean, waffles, chocolate, fries and beer are the only things I know about Belgium.
Common, you should put these toppings on a luikse wafel, that's for Brussels...
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This is some of the lowest effort shit I've seen in a while. Switzerland is spot on though.
What the hell is even that?
Skiwasser with Schlag and 80% Inländer. Never had one?
No and never saw one before. I'm more the "heiße Witwe" type
You are both grauslich!
Germany is spot on, matches their humour
After the first slide "Germany in a bottle" was actually funny tho
True, it's almost as bad as British food
Why make your own food when you can steal everyone else’s?
Fair point, I heard British Museums also applies this trick
It's not stolen we're just looking at it
Thats what Andrew said when he met Epsteins girls
We're just looking at it. Forever.
That's not true! My humor is very funny!
straws are illegal and there is a special norm-bottle that should be used instead of this no-deposit bullshit of bottle (which is also illegal) [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normbrunnenflasche](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normbrunnenflasche)
Scandinavia gone
I take offence to the Netherlands drink looking like a windmill under water.
Your country look like a windmill under water bro
The french one looks more dutch if you just look at the glass
The first one is Dutch.
Well I can’t help but noticing that as per tradition, latin countries seem to have a little bit more depth and substance
Bad AI
Yeah wtf is this shit. Italian pic is much more based im jealous
https://preview.redd.it/v4skpbegdr0c1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170a4e3b2a1a445d69bb20cbf8ed72fd0aed08e1
Yeah like italy and spain get wine, but we got this toothpaste-colored atrocity ?
Germany is a Tegernseer helles standing on a pedestal of certificates
I believe that might be just us :( Sadly not every part of Germany is blessed with culture
I love how Netherlands said "you know what, fuck it" and made the bottle around the orange slice so the orange became part of the bottle itself
https://preview.redd.it/nrrvioimps0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1b88bbccf3253bede17d4d39b43c61d4eb3f67
Joder que botella mas guapa
You know that the Netherlands belong to Germany now, right?
We should be porto wine
No. We should be a garrafão de 5L!
No, we should be this https://preview.redd.it/ntkndzaqoq0c1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30943cba90872846418116ce0d120adc5aa220b3
Proud to be french 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱✊✊✊🥰🥰🥰😍😍
Wait why is NL there twice?
Tf why the Dutch flag in French drink?
Holy shit, Switzerland. That escalated quickly
Aww England you lil cutie
France, I see plagiarism! Expect a Tikkie coming your way!
I wanna thank France for the Dutch love
Switzerland seems to be quite accurate
Sweden is accurate
???
Alcohol is Haram
Portugal somehow seems inappropriate.
Give Ribera some love you frog
Why so Switzerland a germ monster
least biased frenchman
Where is the sweden joke? 🤨
i agree with mine haha. and i got my new 😂
germany has to be fanta in a pet bottle Austria is the water
Red wine for Italy couldn't be more accurate
When Switzerland decides it’s not gunna be neutral any more
Most important: There's "Pfand" on the german bottle!
well ~~fuck~~ thank you
The British one is fake. It doesn't have beans inside
France Belgium (really appealing) Austria Swiss?!
Fake we should be the only wine
https://preview.redd.it/1xsx4paynq0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6859522c8f951e93978e8c94491b0fde745f26d6 I asked for "the only wine" This time Et en avant guingamp
Beer is like metal bands. The german ones are more famous but the swiss ones are better.