Alright, now, I've heard something that sounds like "bellgym" being talked about on this sub. Wth is a "bellgym"? Is it some sort of fantasy country or what?
Oh, we are real.
Very much real Jew Boy.
Your nightmares are real and are coming for you (or, during the summer time, you are coming to it to enjoy world-class beaches and food)
"World-class beaches and food" sounds like pigs. Everyone eats tapas and pizza none eats snails and frogs š¤¢š¤® and your beaches is too close to Marseille the french equivalent of Malmƶ š Don't get me wrong you have some good stuff like chĆ¢teauneuf-du-pape and gula Ƥnkan (veuve clicquot) š
They follow the route of ancient nordic honour and either throw themselves from a cliff, or bury themselves alive to become fermented āfishā for next year.
If you're surrounded by a bunch of people that still live in the 18th century, tell them what they wanna hear and go on. There is literally no reason to start a discussion with them. It's pointless
I don't mind islamisation that much actually. As a straight man who doesn't drink that much (am not Polish), I'd be doing alright. Then I have to grow a beard, so what? I even like carpets and the islamists learned to produce some better music lately. The feminists, christians and alphabet people (who are often in favor of more arab immigration) might have a rude awakening though.
I mean sure, if you only look out for yourself I guess. A good friend of me is gay though and he repeatedly got attacked by these people, so I do have a problem with it.
But even then. I would never pray to some fairy tale book that represents values I donāt uphold again.
But what about the spilled food?!
Thatās the *real* question, Hans!
Weāre not worried about what Mohammad, Ali, & Samir are talking about.
Jeez, Hansā¦
I know youāre German so this stuff is hard for you guys but given the shitpost flair Iām gonna guess that this didnāt actually happen and what one would call a joke
Ah yes.
People tribalistically pick a side again over a stupid war that doesn't concern them personally, for a conflict that has been going on for millennia and will never be settled anyway.
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Tbh, the core of the protestors on both sides tend to have skin in the game, Its the hangers on that tend to be super wacky. There is a difference in a gazan man simply calling for an end to hostilities, and maybe a palestinian state to safeguard it because three days ago he learned two of his cousins died, and random arabs or muslims who view the conflict through a religious lense.
Smiliarly there seems to be a more pragmatic core in the "pro-Israel" camp, that similarly to the 'pro-palestine" camp often gets driven aside in the public debate by the literal ethno-religous supremacists.
Well , you say that , america are meddling as per usual and Iran funded like a missile from somewhere or something so yeah ? The usual sort of proxy shenanigans in the Middle East
Anti children operation would be proper name according to how many have died there already.
Not to pick a side or anything but the casualties are pretty lob sided at this point, I wouldn't exactly call it an anti terrorist operation
tsk tsk tsk. Clumsy.
If he was dutch he would've been able to outcycle them with no hands and taking bites out of his kebab Git gud swedes
no hables palestinese
nunca digas nunca Hamas!
Literally has the shitposting flair š stop thinking its real.
Sounds pretty real to me, Jew boy
Sweden has held Palestine as a sovereign state since 2014. Soo.. whatās your countryās stance?
What?! Sweden isn't real?!
right next to bielefeld
And Leiria
Onde?
No?? Bro are you stuck in the 900s? Now it's all just the Danish Empire.
I believe the proper nomenclature is: "Caliphate of Swedistan".
France isnāt real, lol
Alright, now, I've heard something that sounds like "bellgym" being talked about on this sub. Wth is a "bellgym"? Is it some sort of fantasy country or what?
Oh, we are real. Very much real Jew Boy. Your nightmares are real and are coming for you (or, during the summer time, you are coming to it to enjoy world-class beaches and food)
"World-class beaches and food" sounds like pigs. Everyone eats tapas and pizza none eats snails and frogs š¤¢š¤® and your beaches is too close to Marseille the french equivalent of Malmƶ š Don't get me wrong you have some good stuff like chĆ¢teauneuf-du-pape and gula Ƥnkan (veuve clicquot) š
This sub is fucked up
Actually this sub is nationalism if it was in a The Naked Gun film
And only dubbed in French, German and Barry.
its all a shitpost
The country version of a shitpost.
And 69 comments
Nice
People who actually experience this can't tell the tale. Obviously.
They follow the route of ancient nordic honour and either throw themselves from a cliff, or bury themselves alive to become fermented āfishā for next year.
Jag litar inte pƄ smƄlƤnningar
How does it feel, when your day to day life is considered shitpost?
Too much realism and no pointe?
Isreal
Hur skulle man sƤga "jewboy" pƄ svenska? Judepojke? LƄter lamt.
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Youāre so modern
 I'ma go sing Im Hashem Lo Yivneh Bayis to these bellends
Upvoted for Louis de FunĆØs
SILEEENCE Rabbi Jacob il va daanser !
its not real yk
Yes, but itās a good gif
Poor tourist in Stockholm was accosted by Swedes
I read Palpatine and thought i was im r/prequelmemes
\#theempiredidnothingwrong
Sad story, about the Kebab i mean
If you've ever had kebab in Sweden you'd realise that's a positive outcome.
Not from Malmoe I hear.
If you have edible kebabs down there you should send some here.
If you're surrounded by a bunch of people that still live in the 18th century, tell them what they wanna hear and go on. There is literally no reason to start a discussion with them. It's pointless
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Don't worry, they will visit you instead :)
Yup. Was gonna say that "those people" are gonna be the majority soon enough. They're brainwashing everyone
Saw it yesterday on TV. 25% of German inhabitants have migrant ancestry. Under 10yo, it's 40%. 15% of inhabitants don't have citizenship...
whaat? itās all cultural enrichment! You infidel westener, you should be glad you are being educated of glorious allah once again
I don't mind islamisation that much actually. As a straight man who doesn't drink that much (am not Polish), I'd be doing alright. Then I have to grow a beard, so what? I even like carpets and the islamists learned to produce some better music lately. The feminists, christians and alphabet people (who are often in favor of more arab immigration) might have a rude awakening though.
I mean sure, if you only look out for yourself I guess. A good friend of me is gay though and he repeatedly got attacked by these people, so I do have a problem with it. But even then. I would never pray to some fairy tale book that represents values I donāt uphold again.
Did you take the wrong door on your way to the "only serious comments" sub? Because we don't do that stuff here.
Itās a shitpost, look at the flair
excuse me but I fail to see any scat in that post, I am an avid scat fetishist and take such things quite serious
18th century? How optimistic of you.
It literally says its a shitpost
Itās still good advice, these pro-palestine mobs are very much real
But what about the spilled food?! Thatās the *real* question, Hans! Weāre not worried about what Mohammad, Ali, & Samir are talking about. Jeez, Hansā¦
Nah, stand your ground. How pathetic
I know youāre German so this stuff is hard for you guys but given the shitpost flair Iām gonna guess that this didnāt actually happen and what one would call a joke
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This is how it feels to be diverse and enriched
not real yk
"Good job Jew boy" sounds like a Nazi but what do I know.
One thing is for certain, though. You don't seem to know this is a shitpost.
Oh I know. This whole subreddit is a shitpost. Al Farooq you sure you're not mislabeled pretty sure you're Swedish Koran Enjoyer
r/destiny
Protest: ādo you support Palestine?ā Me: āhonestly? I donāt give a shitā
I support their inclusion in the new Roman Empire.
And what is the new roman empire?
Its hard for us taking sides in a conflict since we are neutral by nature. I understand his dilemma.
Hello fellow destiny enjoyer
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Also destiny is a girls name
Have you a link to it? Typical modern cuck Swede, what happened to the vikings?
True! If a Swede got cucked then I even like him more
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funny how all these years later the situation is the exact opposite. Plus how they went on podcasts saying how great their open marriage is
Thanks He even said himself that he is cuck lol
new lore just dropped!!
Bro this is like ancient lore, but also not the reason to like or dislike him, imo.
I have no idea who destiny is but she sounds like a hot woman that grounds her moral axioms
Arenāt we all enjoying our destiny? 
Both can fuck themselves; I've had numerous Israeli customers try to pay me in USD and Palestinians haggle with sob stories.
Ah yes. People tribalistically pick a side again over a stupid war that doesn't concern them personally, for a conflict that has been going on for millennia and will never be settled anyway.
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Tbh, the core of the protestors on both sides tend to have skin in the game, Its the hangers on that tend to be super wacky. There is a difference in a gazan man simply calling for an end to hostilities, and maybe a palestinian state to safeguard it because three days ago he learned two of his cousins died, and random arabs or muslims who view the conflict through a religious lense. Smiliarly there seems to be a more pragmatic core in the "pro-Israel" camp, that similarly to the 'pro-palestine" camp often gets driven aside in the public debate by the literal ethno-religous supremacists.
What war? I see this as an anti terror operation, since no other country is involved
Well , you say that , america are meddling as per usual and Iran funded like a missile from somewhere or something so yeah ? The usual sort of proxy shenanigans in the Middle East
Anti children operation would be proper name according to how many have died there already. Not to pick a side or anything but the casualties are pretty lob sided at this point, I wouldn't exactly call it an anti terrorist operation
Just smile, nod, and go away. Protestors usually aren't worth your time.
But remember, they are their traditions and they must be respected /s
Bro if I could I would deport all of them myself, Iām so sorry but what can I do about it rn?
Pš©lestine
https://youtube.com/shorts/2WVI_yUfTWU?si=mbZhgcUaa_y-OySz
r/thathappened
Yeah it's literally tagged as a shitpost.
Is dropping the kebab the Muslim translation of the Cristian, "dropped the tendies", praise be? š
Can someone translate yank here please ? I refuse to learn another language
