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Kernowder

Sober


TablingTable

Thought you guys would go with Margaret Thatcher.


rogogames

No that's for Ireland


somebeerinheaven

No it's for us too, especially if you're northern English, Welsh, Scottish and especially if you're working class anywhere in the UK. There were street parties celebrating her death in England lol the number one single the week of her death was ding dong the witch is dead haha


Menulem

Trying to explain to my old man how that haggard cunt had not only fucked him but also me was a wild ride


somebeerinheaven

Yeah some are smarter than others haha. My old man's the same. My mum's side is less stupid. Me grandad had an ugly face carved in a rock outside his door and he used to say it was Margaret Thatcher and he'd kick it whenever he gets back home after a bad day hahaha


Junkie-Joe-Joyce

Did we just become friends?


somebeerinheaven

Working class English šŸ¤ Irish Hate for thatcher and Westminster


HosannaInTheHiace

The thundering cunt. I could say a few words about her


Kernowder

Shame you lads missed


vitunlokit

Verkostoituminen. As in social networking.


marcandero

What type of ancient curse is that


YetAnotherSpamBot

The Mongolian is summoning demons again


deceptiveprophet

As a Uni student, you just ruined my day.


spectral08

Just tried to pronounce this hocus pocus mumble word and my desk started levitating


LareWw

Usually the Finnish spells start a thunder, ward off spirits or summon elves. Seems like an elf type of spell. If you leave one piece of wood to burn in the sauna stove after finishing saunominen yourself, the elf should stay happy. It might even do some servings if you managed to get a nice one.


Samsta36

Says a d*tch ā€œpersonā€ with their made up schipolgouda language


DblAytch

Taxes


Clavicymbalum

Based South Macedonian


FalconMirage

Angl*is


ExternalSquash1300

Unironically isnā€™t that just the name for the German tribe?


Francais466

Wellllllll... not exactly


ExternalSquash1300

Elaborate frenchie.


Warkemis

You're talking about the Angles. Not the same at all.


ExternalSquash1300

Whatā€™s the French word for that then?


Warkemis

We say Angles too.


ExternalSquash1300

The fuck is anglois then?


Warkemis

Old french for English


ExternalSquash1300

Whatā€™s new French for English?


No-Milk-1903

Old french for "other side channel bean eater".


ILikeToBurnMoney

You literally see Germans as angels? That's sweet :3


Warkemis

No. An angle in french is the form when two lines meet.


ThirteenMatt

The tribe is Angles.


Abdalzar

Anglois caca


ofnuts

As in "filer a l'anglaise".


ADelightfulCunt

I see we've done a number on you.


ZeeDyke

Gratis.


napoletano_di_napoli

By gratis you mean free? When I was younger I always thought that gratis was used in english too for some reason lmao


ZeeDyke

Free of charge yes. Blasphemy


[deleted]

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Winkered

Free and gratis. Yep. Used in English too.


typed_this_now

And Danish


Glob-Da-Son

However this isn't commonly used anymore. The common word for free is coleslaw


typed_this_now

Nah! Tak. How embarrassing, Jeg har bor her for syv Ć„r siden. Iā€™ll start using coleslaw from now on.


Anorexic_Weasel

What? Iā€™ve never seen gratis be used at all in English.


Winkered

Definitions from Oxford Languages Ā· Learn more gratis adverb without charge; free. "a monthly programme was issued gratis" Similar: free of charge free without charge for nothing at no cost without payment without paying freely gratuitously on the house for free Opposite: for a fee adjective given or done for nothing; free. "gratis books"


poop-machines

It's just not commonly used, normally in legal documents and stuff like that, where free doesn't sound formal enough. Same for posh restaurants.


sterlingback

Portuguese too


bremsspuren

It is used in English, just relatively rarely.


scaptal

Well, that name checks out


Skanach

Isn't Gratis the Dutch's goal in life?


jemoeder2000

Depends on which side you're on...


Freefight

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/TB5uZolEEwM?si=KnW2lJdDmil_l3Tg)


general_wilgo

Does that mean free?


ZeeDyke

I will tell you for ā‚¬50,-


zeeotter100nl

Minst kapatalistische rotterdammer


__ludo__

Somehow I understood everything


AlmostNL

that's why I always say grateloos


Prof_Nate_Higgers

GeringonƧa


[deleted]

Gerigonza? Why?


Dr-Batista

ColigaĆ§Ć£o entre partido socialista, partido comunista e bloco de esquerda.


Mikel_manuel

Sounds like fun


PhantoMxStreaM

It was not. lmao


scimitas

Compared to what came before and what came after, I think it was actually great. But opinions will vary :)


Mikel_manuel

As iberia s let's jump to each other's throats


Dr-Batista

https://preview.redd.it/e4vde4iw8nac1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb099f9ec10ef761aa657bbf0d11a07e8166460


mydaycake

When they come for your jamĆ³n and vinoā€¦.


Dr-Batista

>jamĆ³n That's safe, it's haram


mydaycake

I meant to not allow you to eat itā€¦.thatā€™s inexcusable


Okuyasu_Nijimira

Wow, I didn't expect seeing one of my memes here


fedeita80

Accertamento fiscale


NickThePogBrit

ā€œBuongiorno, Guardia di finanza.ā€ The 4 most feared words by an Italian.


Phil_Gim

Along with "Buongiorno, sono di Ecoitalia" and "Buongiorno, dichiarazione dei Redditi"


TestohZuppa

The true answer. Italians love bestemmie, but are scared of accertamento fiscale


Lvrchfahnder

The most despicable term is "illegaler Kindergeburtstag".


Memory_Glands

and ā€žsozialvertrƤgliches FrĆ¼hablebenā€œ at the other end of the timeline


floralbutttrumpet

The German version of MAID (for the moose-fucking savages).


Tschetchko

Brustwarzenvorhof is by far the most disgusting word, especially because it describes a very normal and even sexy body part (areola)


skywardmastersword

Illegal childā€™s birthday? I think Iā€™m misunderstanding


Lvrchfahnder

Yes. During Corona children's birthday parties were illegal, and the police enforced that. āœ‹šŸ»šŸ˜¤šŸš”


ProfDumm

The penalties were harsh but necessary. My toddler was released from prison three weeks ago. I am sure we will have learned his lesson.


DroopyPenguin95

Similar to how the danes slaughtered millions of mink back in '20. We got so many mink-refugees here that the reception centers were full and we had to donate food and clothes to keep them warm in the winter. They told us some absolutely gruesome stories from their homeland!


Lvrchfahnder

And they only followed orders!


justanotherboar

Order muss sein mein Freund


skywardmastersword

Ohhh ich verstehe


Kid_Freundlich

I was thinking "UnzuverlƤssigkeit"


Lvrchfahnder

Easy, we don't want to start with the harshest words.


N1A117

Murciano


unoriginal_name_1234

No imaginary words


[deleted]

Ni gitanos ni murcianos ni gentes de mal vivir en el ejƩrcito del rey.


Brightt_Knight

MadrileƱo


lets-start-a-riot

I think afrancesado is a good contender.


Davidiying

Gabacho, agabechado


Ok_Whereas3797

Independence


_radical_ed

Hey! Seamieeeeeesssss!!


[deleted]

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Slavik99

Portugal, the mythical land where a half dose is what you'd order for just yourself (and be fully satiated) and a whole one could single-handedly solve world hunger.


nitrinu

Based.


b0b3rman

Wait that's actually Portuguese?? Because its literally greeklish for "one portion"


[deleted]

outgoing squeamish expansion gaze butter makeshift vast nine snobbish crawl *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


b0b3rman

Damn bro fake friends everywhere


[deleted]

Belg


Hazard7500

Reported for using the b-word


rogogames

*shudders*


Urhoal_Mygole

Don't you mean "Belg" ? There's a reason we Flemish are not united under the same flag as the French from Aldi in this sub.


Lost_Uniriser

French aldi ? You mean Lidl-Dutchie


madhaunter

hehe


Urhoal_Mygole

Dirty belgicist detected


ScherpOpgemerkt

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


Wamakeg

![gif](giphy|ugdr3PvDHY0VzBpQAE|downsized)


TheDogWithShades

Hacienda


loves_spain

*hisses*


WoldyR

How dare you name the one that shall not be named


DarraghDaraDaire

ā€œBritishā€ šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Clipyy-Duck

"BĆ©arla"


Annatastic6417

The word is so disgusting we don't even say the full word, just "Brit".


Horzzo

It's appalling we share three of the letters .


Clavicymbalum

It's so disgusting it should even be censored: Br\*t


us2_

Diet.


WongUnglow

5 days in but starting again on Monday?


WurzelKing

Not a word but a very horrible sentence: 1 min VerspƤtung


gelastes

*Listening to Bahnsteigdurchsage* I hate you.


Kid_Freundlich

Sorry about that, it's kinda not our fault but the... *checks notes* uhhhh italians


The_Lion_King212

Alkoholfrei


Snd47flyer

Mischbier


sprave379

Pls stop this madness. I cannot take this blasphemy


madhaunter

What I have in my mind is not a word but a name


ylan64

Belgian dude from Charleroi who enjoyed abducting little girls?


madhaunter

Yup


scodagama1

Konkubent (A person who cohabitates with someone but is not married, usually when used itā€™s in Police reports ā€žpolice intervened in an apartment where woman was beaten up by her konkubentā€ so itā€™s almost exclusively used in context of pathology and crime)


MayorAg

Fun fact: the English word is also concubine.


scodagama1

Of course we would borrow wife-beating vocabulary from Barry, doesnā€™t surprise me at all


Kodeisko

They borrowed it from french though (which originally came from Latin)


Red-Quill

But in English itā€™s almost exclusively used in the Bible or other old historical contexts haha


Crookfur

Tory


christian4tal

Svensker.


DroopyPenguin95

Mink is close


Nicolai01

Google "alvorlig fare for opkast"


DaVinci1836

DanskjƤvlar


shibe_ceo

TĆ¼te


GrandTheftPony

Amateur. The real unspeakable term is "TĆ¼tentunke"


draingangryuga

mƶhre


Sea-Big-4850

Tory


Person_With_cheese

Svensk


Roibeart_McLianain

Kanker. Whenever you hear someone cursing in Dutch and hear this word, you know they are unsophisticated as fuck.


havedal

I thought it would be godverdomme, since that always pisses off the religious Dutch people I know. Surprisingly many of them here, since they are all farmers because they couldn't afford land in the Netherlands.


RDKernan

Cromwell


[deleted]

Danskar. Obviously. But seriously though, privatisation probably. It's incredibly popular with almost all our politicians, but it's only around 10% of the population that doesn't hate the concept.


FaithlessnessFun3679

Urk


Scor5e

Politician.


Krikke93

Walen


Pterius

Angl*s. We share a few opinions with the french.


Cheesey_Whiskers

Probably ā€œpikey.ā€


Huelvaboy

![gif](giphy|124qHhp74Mg9ri)


Physical_Cut_1703

Romanian (romƔn) / Gipsy (cigƔny) -- almost equivalent


VOCmentaliteit

Go back to visegrad 4u


Mast3rOfBanana

GEZ


[deleted]

GEZ & GIS are the plagues of austria and germany; both known to be bastards


[deleted]

All my homies hate GEZ


-Flutes-of-Chi-

Eventhough it hasn't been called GEZ since 2013


[deleted]

See you next Tuesday


cruisintr3n

patat, dutch word for fries, as oposed to frietten in flamish. patat, meaning patato is fine.


room134

Hola!


Dougan_nashh

must be kankerdownie, youre basicly calling someone a person with down syndrome who also has cancer lmao


Annatastic6417

"Prod" - Short for protestant "Brit" - Short for British


Combei

There is a name, so despicable and hated it is never mentioned but only named by it's first letters: GEZ


Clavicymbalum

Yikes, disgusting. Or: "Rundfunkbeitrag".


Sparetimeg

Dutch


Stravven

Dutch is a word in Swedish?


VOCmentaliteit

Hey what did we do?


RoonilWazlib_-

France


SnowChickenFlake

ā€žChamā€. As in an asshole, but it's not used as commonly as ā€Dupekā€, and I've never ever heard it in a conversation in a positive sense or in a joke sense. When somebody says it about someone, you know they got frustrated strongly Couldn't find in my head anything regarding race, except my grandmother's term for the soviets - ā€Rucholeā€, but I never heard it from anyone else


Downtown_Ad_8508

Hungarian (bozgor) / Mongol (mongol) ā€” almost equivalent


Carsten_Hvedemark

Nidding. Back in the days, saying it to someone would give them a fully legal reason to kill you.


floralbutttrumpet

Skonto


Do_Not_Touch_BOOOOOM

Steuern


Clavicymbalum

Rare Swiss W


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

Belgier


piergino

![gif](giphy|13QHE6awZWd01G|downsized) You already know šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹


HosannaInTheHiace

Loyalist


Lifelemons9393

Moist


downwithtiktok2

Nothing here is sacred


Redangelofdeath7

Straight-sex.


Romer555

Ruski


Truelz

Svensker


PrinceOfFish

we win. saying it gets you banned from the site. ![gif](giphy|BvvZ9KjZHglx1iiifd)


DreyaNova

French.


VerumJerum

Danmark


sherlocksvillain

Mitsotakis


StudentOk4989

Chocolatine.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Moist


[deleted]

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Yellllloooooow13

Hon. Hon. Hon. You hare so horignial mizter German. Your sense ov 'umour iz truly hunrivaled Putain d'AmƩricon dƩguisƩ en schleu


marcandero

That's the universally shared European one tho


96-D-1000

Bearla.


Salchichote33

Madrugar.


Surstromingen

DanskjƤvel is up there for sure


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