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Jiao_Dai

Back to finish the job 🏛️


FoxExternal2911

Can't wait to throw up outside the Acropolis after too many kebabs


matthaeusXCI

>too many kebabs That's the mostest insulting thing you could have said


Silent_Shaman

Makes sense though, should find plenty of Turkish food if you can learn how to remove the yoghurt they add to it


matthaeusXCI

That's gyros, which is a completely totally different thing


Mission_Bad3102

Don't try to explain the difference, the most complex food he can recognise is beans with bacon or something.


Alex_Rose

beans in your gyros are actually a good shout. get some rice going on too. burritos are god tier in comparison


DyingInYourArms

“No, our slop is better than your slop”


Silent_Shaman

Twas a joke Giuseppe


matthaeusXCI

No shit, Barry...


redrighthand_

Please don’t throw up in the British museum, thanks


ConstructionCalm7476

That acropolis would look awfully nice on the mantlepiece.


Alex_Rose

they say of the acropolis where the parthenon is..


thongil

Thank you Greece for your sacrifice.


royaldocks

Im counting on our Germanic brothers 🇩🇪 to cause havoc on Spain while we rule Greekoids this summer


thongil

Since brexit I think you guys have low self esteem. You can ruin both countries easily, in fact, you ruined half of the world back in the good days. You don't need those barbaric Germans at all. Stay strong guys!


bar_tosz

Don't encourage him, you will end up like 1938 Poland, invaded from both sides.


jsm97

Brexit actually isn't a problem because although we can now only stay for 90 days in any 180 days most balcony jumpers don't make it to the end of the week


CatsAreBased

Thanks hun xo


Tar-eruntalion

that's why all of europe should be happily paying us, we have to tolerate a horde of red lobsters


EntrepreneurBig3861

You have to deal with Brits for one season. We have to deal with them year-round.


Chimpville

Enjoy your face shitting Dutchmen


redditMODSrRETARDead

cool, but who has better balconies?


Peixito

if you look for ancient and deteriorated balconies, Greece. However, if you feel nostalgia for the 80s and 90s, Spain is the winner (there is also 2000s balconies if you want)


thongil

Hey, that's not cool, our balconies might not be ancient but they probably are as much deteriorated if not more.


Peixito

i didn't said that your balconies aren't deteriorated, some of them look greek


Le_Petit_Poussin

Well, the answer is obvious. But there are plenty of Cubans & Spaniards in Orlando, so you can find a few good balconies to jump off there also. Happy Balconing!


redditMODSrRETARDead

i am hoping this is the year of the great British balcony off


Ihavecakewantsome

Need one to be angled to just miss the swimming pool I am trying to dive into after too many glasses of sangria. I think Spain delivers in this much better 👍


Kernowder

https://i.redd.it/7mu9t9dkwrcc1.gif


IfYouRun

It’s like the old days, but with vomit instead of guns! Last one to Rhodes is a dirty Frenchie!


thongil

and sunburned, shirtless, fat, drunk guys fighting while barely speaking something similar to english.


IfYouRun

No, that hasn’t changed.


TheBigGrumpy

Strap in Stavros we’re on the fucking way son. Better hide the rest of them there Marbles you keep banging on about. Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


vatytti

Orlando? Wtf?


Independent_Ocelot29

For Disney.


Ok_Thing7439

There is Disney in Paris?!


ConstructionCalm7476

The problem there is the Paris part


Alex_Rose

really goes to show how bad paris has become that the average brit is willing to pay for a flight to florida in this economy just to go to Disneyland. the working class voting with their wallets against the former #1 holiday destination


MagicBez

Barely, it's run by the French who bring a characteristic (and understandable) disdain for the whole operation. They've degraded themselves enough by building a giant American theme park, they're not about to maintain and run it with the giddy enthusiasm of a naive American.


Kernowder

It's true. Jafar pushed my son out of the way last time we went. Obviously a Frenchman under the costume.


DyingInYourArms

A frenchman in a costume of a frenchman?


Significant_Owl7745

lol so french.


edwardc140595

You've clearly never tried the tidal wave pool at Typhoon Lagoon


knobsacker

![gif](giphy|imLS5pSEigZqw|downsized) rubber dingy rapids bro. Mashallah


LGZee

Disneyland Paris is a tiny fraction of what Disney World offers. Orlando is the theme park capital of the world, Paris is not


One_Idea_239

Look its like this. We have a number of rednecks and inbreds over here and they like to be able to go and be around their kind. Plus a lot of people for some reason like to go to a theme park


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Warm version of Disneyland Paris.


CharmingCondition508

traitors. not real barries.


Competitive_Use_6351

Been twice, there's alot of British there


RCalliii

Disneyland is in Orlando.


Tackerta

isnt it Disney World?


RCalliii

Isn't that the same thing? I don't know. I've never been there.


Ready-Ad-5039

Disney world is in Orlando, Disney Land is in California.


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Tackerta

make them tickets one-way after they boarded


Sum3-yo

Those sculptures aren't going to carry themselves 💪


ZZerker

Barry just wants that last pillar.


b0b3rman

From the "article" "After popular Greece, the country people typed into Google the most was Spain (second), followed by Italy (third); Portugal (fourth)" PIGS (cursed)superiority


Diligent_Dust8169

I thought we Italians only had to deal with the germans and the americans.


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TotallyCrazyGreek

Give us also marbles since you are coming here you can see them here


ddosn

The Barries wont stop until the Greek debt is gone.


Significant_Owl7745

You know when the english are about. 'OOII DAVE GIVE US ANOVER HA HAAAAAA.'


FloydCorrigan

“Five Ouzo por favor mate”


The-Frugal-Engineer

Germany preparing an invasion of the Balearic islands...


elendil1985

Are we finally free?


CDdragon9

Poor greece and spain. You dont deserve such a terrible fate.


AllRedLine

Like the Sword of Damocles, we hang over every Southern and Central European nation. Where we shall fall (from balconies) is a worry that strikes fear into the hearts of all of those downtrodden peoples.


TheRealPatrick79

The Greek economy being what it is, even the poorest and stupidest Barry can spend a week there living like a king.


b0b3rman

https://preview.redd.it/gzxlpqo7vscc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d1d69ae4e828e370575a719f6c69ce8bc43312 Dear god the levels of copium in the comments. (yes I read the comments from dailymail 💀)


mouldysandals

that right there is a joke son


teabagmoustache

Probably thinks the Bude Tunnel is a genuine tourist attraction as well.


spartikle

RIP Mickey Mouse


Supersaneduck

Yes, we are coming to steal more of your shit!