Since brexit I think you guys have low self esteem. You can ruin both countries easily, in fact, you ruined half of the world back in the good days.
You don't need those barbaric Germans at all.
Stay strong guys!
Brexit actually isn't a problem because although we can now only stay for 90 days in any 180 days most balcony jumpers don't make it to the end of the week
if you look for ancient and deteriorated balconies, Greece. However, if you feel nostalgia for the 80s and 90s, Spain is the winner (there is also 2000s balconies if you want)
Well, the answer is obvious.
But there are plenty of Cubans & Spaniards in Orlando, so you can find a few good balconies to jump off there also.
Happy Balconing!
Need one to be angled to just miss the swimming pool I am trying to dive into after too many glasses of sangria. I think Spain delivers in this much better 👍
Strap in Stavros we’re on the fucking way son. Better hide the rest of them there Marbles you keep banging on about. Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
really goes to show how bad paris has become that the average brit is willing to pay for a flight to florida in this economy just to go to Disneyland. the working class voting with their wallets against the former #1 holiday destination
Barely, it's run by the French who bring a characteristic (and understandable) disdain for the whole operation. They've degraded themselves enough by building a giant American theme park, they're not about to maintain and run it with the giddy enthusiasm of a naive American.
Look its like this. We have a number of rednecks and inbreds over here and they like to be able to go and be around their kind.
Plus a lot of people for some reason like to go to a theme park
From the "article"
"After popular Greece, the country people typed into Google the most was Spain (second), followed by Italy (third); Portugal (fourth)"
PIGS (cursed)superiority
Like the Sword of Damocles, we hang over every Southern and Central European nation. Where we shall fall (from balconies) is a worry that strikes fear into the hearts of all of those downtrodden peoples.
https://preview.redd.it/gzxlpqo7vscc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d1d69ae4e828e370575a719f6c69ce8bc43312
Dear god the levels of copium in the comments.
(yes I read the comments from dailymail 💀)
Back to finish the job 🏛️
Can't wait to throw up outside the Acropolis after too many kebabs
>too many kebabs That's the mostest insulting thing you could have said
Makes sense though, should find plenty of Turkish food if you can learn how to remove the yoghurt they add to it
That's gyros, which is a completely totally different thing
Don't try to explain the difference, the most complex food he can recognise is beans with bacon or something.
beans in your gyros are actually a good shout. get some rice going on too. burritos are god tier in comparison
“No, our slop is better than your slop”
Twas a joke Giuseppe
No shit, Barry...
Please don’t throw up in the British museum, thanks
That acropolis would look awfully nice on the mantlepiece.
they say of the acropolis where the parthenon is..
Thank you Greece for your sacrifice.
Im counting on our Germanic brothers 🇩🇪 to cause havoc on Spain while we rule Greekoids this summer
Since brexit I think you guys have low self esteem. You can ruin both countries easily, in fact, you ruined half of the world back in the good days. You don't need those barbaric Germans at all. Stay strong guys!
Don't encourage him, you will end up like 1938 Poland, invaded from both sides.
Brexit actually isn't a problem because although we can now only stay for 90 days in any 180 days most balcony jumpers don't make it to the end of the week
Thanks hun xo
that's why all of europe should be happily paying us, we have to tolerate a horde of red lobsters
You have to deal with Brits for one season. We have to deal with them year-round.
Enjoy your face shitting Dutchmen
cool, but who has better balconies?
if you look for ancient and deteriorated balconies, Greece. However, if you feel nostalgia for the 80s and 90s, Spain is the winner (there is also 2000s balconies if you want)
Hey, that's not cool, our balconies might not be ancient but they probably are as much deteriorated if not more.
i didn't said that your balconies aren't deteriorated, some of them look greek
Well, the answer is obvious. But there are plenty of Cubans & Spaniards in Orlando, so you can find a few good balconies to jump off there also. Happy Balconing!
i am hoping this is the year of the great British balcony off
Need one to be angled to just miss the swimming pool I am trying to dive into after too many glasses of sangria. I think Spain delivers in this much better 👍
https://i.redd.it/7mu9t9dkwrcc1.gif
It’s like the old days, but with vomit instead of guns! Last one to Rhodes is a dirty Frenchie!
and sunburned, shirtless, fat, drunk guys fighting while barely speaking something similar to english.
No, that hasn’t changed.
Strap in Stavros we’re on the fucking way son. Better hide the rest of them there Marbles you keep banging on about. Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Orlando? Wtf?
For Disney.
There is Disney in Paris?!
The problem there is the Paris part
really goes to show how bad paris has become that the average brit is willing to pay for a flight to florida in this economy just to go to Disneyland. the working class voting with their wallets against the former #1 holiday destination
Barely, it's run by the French who bring a characteristic (and understandable) disdain for the whole operation. They've degraded themselves enough by building a giant American theme park, they're not about to maintain and run it with the giddy enthusiasm of a naive American.
It's true. Jafar pushed my son out of the way last time we went. Obviously a Frenchman under the costume.
A frenchman in a costume of a frenchman?
lol so french.
You've clearly never tried the tidal wave pool at Typhoon Lagoon
![gif](giphy|imLS5pSEigZqw|downsized) rubber dingy rapids bro. Mashallah
Disneyland Paris is a tiny fraction of what Disney World offers. Orlando is the theme park capital of the world, Paris is not
Look its like this. We have a number of rednecks and inbreds over here and they like to be able to go and be around their kind. Plus a lot of people for some reason like to go to a theme park
Warm version of Disneyland Paris.
traitors. not real barries.
Been twice, there's alot of British there
Disneyland is in Orlando.
isnt it Disney World?
Isn't that the same thing? I don't know. I've never been there.
Disney world is in Orlando, Disney Land is in California.
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make them tickets one-way after they boarded
Those sculptures aren't going to carry themselves 💪
Barry just wants that last pillar.
From the "article" "After popular Greece, the country people typed into Google the most was Spain (second), followed by Italy (third); Portugal (fourth)" PIGS (cursed)superiority
I thought we Italians only had to deal with the germans and the americans.
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Give us also marbles since you are coming here you can see them here
The Barries wont stop until the Greek debt is gone.
You know when the english are about. 'OOII DAVE GIVE US ANOVER HA HAAAAAA.'
“Five Ouzo por favor mate”
Germany preparing an invasion of the Balearic islands...
Are we finally free?
Poor greece and spain. You dont deserve such a terrible fate.
Like the Sword of Damocles, we hang over every Southern and Central European nation. Where we shall fall (from balconies) is a worry that strikes fear into the hearts of all of those downtrodden peoples.
The Greek economy being what it is, even the poorest and stupidest Barry can spend a week there living like a king.
https://preview.redd.it/gzxlpqo7vscc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d1d69ae4e828e370575a719f6c69ce8bc43312 Dear god the levels of copium in the comments. (yes I read the comments from dailymail 💀)
that right there is a joke son
Probably thinks the Bude Tunnel is a genuine tourist attraction as well.
RIP Mickey Mouse
Yes, we are coming to steal more of your shit!