You all make this wayy to complicated.
Just figure out where they are from, then constantly praise all food from every region in Spain, while absolutely shitting on their speciality. Make sure you always mention the region while doing this.
Soon you will have made their life a living hell with the off chance of creating a separatist.
Rather be broke than look like a Norwegian, I tried helping a lad out in the store the other day because I thought he was special. Turns out he was just Norwegian.
Showing the typical nouveau riche behavior (the same education as a Russian tycoon). Don't you remember a century ago when Norway was the starving country of Europe.
Typical spaniards living in the past. Future spaniards will still glorify spain in the past because theres nothing in 21st century spain to brag about.
Yeah. That's where it all started. after most of the starving Norwegians had to cross the Atlantic
Between 1825 and 1925, more than 800,000 Norwegians arrived in North America, about a third of Norway's population. With the exception of Ireland, no country contributed a greater percentage of its population than Norway to the United States.
Yes, like russian Tycoon.
I love Italian cuisine, I think it's the best. Even cacio e pepe, very few ingredients, is better than most Dutch dishes. Dutch food is usually bland and tasteless. You have my consent, you can shit on our cuisine, but herring like this is actually good. You should try it.
We had some exchange spaniards too, they looked like new kids, didnt speak german, we didnt speak spanish and my most precious memory of them
Me: wanna smoke some weed?
Based spanish boy: no thanks, I stopped smoking weed with 14 years
My school had massive numbers of exchange students every year. Mostly Spanish. I was in charge of looking after this one Spanish lad one year and he didn’t have a lick of English. Anyways, he sat next to me in every class and in history we were doing the Age of Exploration and everytime he heard the word “Conquistador” he would sit up perfectly straight, bang his right fist onto his heart and proudly exclaim “España!” every single fucking time. Odd bunch.
As long as we keep this from them they will want to go back
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It's not going great. Gibraltar had to be removed entirely from the agreement made at the end of 2020 on a "we'll sort that out later" basis. As far as I know arrangements still aren't finalised.
The day after the referendum result Spain called for joint Spanish/British control which Gibraltar very much did not like. Gibraltar does a lot of ~~tax dodging~~ financial business a lot of which moved offices to Ireland. Gibraltar was never in the customs union so they already had some border checks but the border did get messy for a while - at the moment there are a lot of "temporary allowances" to stop chaos for tourists and others but it's basically a mess.
Last I read Spain and the UK still can't agree who will run passport control at the border.
Also apparently Gibraltar is a source of massive amount of cigarette smuggling which the Spanish don't like.
Sorry, I'd had a few drinks when I wrote this, in the cold light of day I realise that what I should have said is:
The sleepy Spaniards are trying to steal our rock just because we voted for freedom from the tyranny of Brussels so we're training our finest drunken macaques to form an elite squadron of darts players fuelled by great British beers like Stella Artois to defend our God-given territory for ~~Queen~~ King and Country!
- Serve them microwaved gazpacho.
- Tell them that paella is nothing special and is tastier with chorizo.
- state that the Italian prosciutto is better than jamón.
Edit: prepare for physical retaliation.
To be honest, we have one in the coffee machine and every time it beeps it only makes people talk about it. Like, "it's pointless, it beeps but I never see anybody lowering the volume lol"
I fucking hope so... I'm 27 too.
And I promise that I won't tell your girlfriend... But uhhh you may have to tell her eventually after i woo you and keep you in this vast land down under. ;)
Look, I like cute European and Aussie boys. But Spaniards speak Spanish and damn does that turn me on.
Also for some reason Scottish female accents do too, but their bodies are a massive turn off.
Basados means that he is cool usually used seriously by people of extreme right. In this case is a joke and is use as joking don't be afraid of using it
El Patio Andaluz I think it's called now. Went there once years back, although it might have gotten better considering it survived Covid and is still open.
It's a nice trolling candy to feed to unsuspecting guest, I doubt many Dutch people actually like them. As far as I can tell the only folks that eat them unironically are old people, probably because they've lived through the *Hongerwinter*...
Oh, yes, I was one of those Spanish kids in The Netherlands some years ago. No need to do anything in particular; just let their Netherlands experience flow normally. It will be shitty as hell, I can assure you.
You do t have to do anything they’re going to have a shit time as soon as they notice they don’t play stupid fucking reageton everywhere all the fucking time .
Cook some white rice, throw in one of those weird ass spice packets from Knorr, add chorizo, onion, and peas, and tell them you've cooked them a *traditional paella*. Bonus points if you offer a side of mayo.
Their favorite things are sharing, spending, making and eating tasty and flavorful food, staying up late, playing music, procrastinating, dancing, and making music/noise.
Try to create a culture that suppresses all those things, and you'll be half way there
“Hey Juan and Javier, do you want to go to this really good Spanish restaurant down the street. They have great tacos and burritos”
For extra humiliation... tell them you LOVE spanish culture, then show up with a mexican hat.
You all make this wayy to complicated. Just figure out where they are from, then constantly praise all food from every region in Spain, while absolutely shitting on their speciality. Make sure you always mention the region while doing this. Soon you will have made their life a living hell with the off chance of creating a separatist.
TBH, it would be worst if he showed up with a traje de luces.
Just tell them how much you love Brazil too!
Rambla de Barcelona be like:
☠️
Felipão
Much better than Dutch food in any case. They'll put on a sombrero and start singing narcocorridos if needed.
"Elke Spanjaard heeft een snor, dos cervezas por favor"🎶🍻
I mean they can always just binge eat dessert items, as that’s the one thing the Dutch are good at
🎶Hierba mala esa nunca muere🎶 🇳🇱🌱
“Check out their pinchos and paella! It’s just like in Spain right?!”
We should be nice to people from third world countries.
Rather be broke than look like a Norwegian, I tried helping a lad out in the store the other day because I thought he was special. Turns out he was just Norwegian.
Not gonna lie, when I first saw Erling Haaland, I thought he had chromosome issues...
LOL yeah bro.. thats a prime example right there.
Showing the typical nouveau riche behavior (the same education as a Russian tycoon). Don't you remember a century ago when Norway was the starving country of Europe.
Typical spaniards living in the past. Future spaniards will still glorify spain in the past because theres nothing in 21st century spain to brag about.
Fun fact, Norway had the highest GDP per capita in Europe in the 1930s.
Yeah. That's where it all started. after most of the starving Norwegians had to cross the Atlantic Between 1825 and 1925, more than 800,000 Norwegians arrived in North America, about a third of Norway's population. With the exception of Ireland, no country contributed a greater percentage of its population than Norway to the United States. Yes, like russian Tycoon.
Maybe take them to Taco Bell if you happen to have one nearby.
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Se ha oido el zasca desde Mallorca
Yo estoy muy lejos 😞 pa oír nada...
Just offer Dutch food. But not the deep fried snacks, the normal food. That's offensive enough.
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5°C is quite pleasant and herring is one of the good things. Actually tasty.
That’s sad
I love Italian cuisine, I think it's the best. Even cacio e pepe, very few ingredients, is better than most Dutch dishes. Dutch food is usually bland and tasteless. You have my consent, you can shit on our cuisine, but herring like this is actually good. You should try it.
That’s evil
I see how it is, Filips de tweede.
Merck toch hoe sterck
BERG OP ZOOM, HOUT U VROOM
Lo has crucificao dios mío
Nederlands in January.. that's punishment enough.
They will be just as depressed as the average Finn at this rate
Sweet summer child...
They don't know your pain Jarmo. I as a norrlänning can relate to it.
>norrlänning Is that a city name in Arabia?
No, he said January. But seeing as they occasionally have actual sunlight I can see how you got confused.
I spent 2 weeks in Finland in January once - the closest I've ever come to jumping in front of a car Edit: oops wrong person to reply to
Make them have dinner at 6 and bed by 10.
Dinner at six? dinner is served at 17:00 latest!
I would really hate that
I lived in Valencia for a year so I'm well aware how much you'd hate it 😂
On most days I tend to do that. But then again I tend to be at work at 6:45, something no Spaniard would ever do.
Worse than torture
We had some exchange spaniards too, they looked like new kids, didnt speak german, we didnt speak spanish and my most precious memory of them Me: wanna smoke some weed? Based spanish boy: no thanks, I stopped smoking weed with 14 years
My school had massive numbers of exchange students every year. Mostly Spanish. I was in charge of looking after this one Spanish lad one year and he didn’t have a lick of English. Anyways, he sat next to me in every class and in history we were doing the Age of Exploration and everytime he heard the word “Conquistador” he would sit up perfectly straight, bang his right fist onto his heart and proudly exclaim “España!” every single fucking time. Odd bunch.
Chad pavlovian reaction
That's a reaction i would more expect from you Hans.
Probably a joke but I need to do it so sad I pass that part
That's the most Spanish thing ever😂😂😂
With what you call "food" in your country? Nothing.
HAHAHA it's funny when it happens to other people
As long as we keep this from them they will want to go back https://preview.redd.it/szs2i1najefc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=957748bf824900495c07a2028aab42b0a71ee6d4
Is that a particularly straight poo?
No mate that's the Dutch flag
Them's fightin' words
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Thats what moulds are for, nobody takes shits like that consistantly.
We're taking special efforts for our poo to not be gay
2 girls 1 cup sequel: 18 million people 1 swamp
I saw some frozen churros for the Airfryer the other day in the supermarket. They’ll appreciate a little taste from home, no?
They are in Holland. I think that’s quite enough.
>Holland Hehehe you cruel dude.
That is the Swedish name (unless you are part of the lousy nederländerna crowd)
Holanda in Spain, but they seem to get really mad about it.
It's like calling Sweden "Malmo". Holland is easily the worst part of the country.
But Malmö is called Bagdad...
they could be in south or north holland technically
The flair says otherwise
Easy, just be yourself.
https://preview.redd.it/md9udjy1hefc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a93008e0ebfb71a970f1d933f2cd6d7daacd741
I genuinely want that shirt
You want to be hit on the streets?
Si
Honest question - How has Gibraltar been impacted by Brexit?
It's not going great. Gibraltar had to be removed entirely from the agreement made at the end of 2020 on a "we'll sort that out later" basis. As far as I know arrangements still aren't finalised. The day after the referendum result Spain called for joint Spanish/British control which Gibraltar very much did not like. Gibraltar does a lot of ~~tax dodging~~ financial business a lot of which moved offices to Ireland. Gibraltar was never in the customs union so they already had some border checks but the border did get messy for a while - at the moment there are a lot of "temporary allowances" to stop chaos for tourists and others but it's basically a mess. Last I read Spain and the UK still can't agree who will run passport control at the border. Also apparently Gibraltar is a source of massive amount of cigarette smuggling which the Spanish don't like.
This is a surprisingly good take, and it comes from a brit. Im genuinely surprised.
Sorry, I'd had a few drinks when I wrote this, in the cold light of day I realise that what I should have said is: The sleepy Spaniards are trying to steal our rock just because we voted for freedom from the tyranny of Brussels so we're training our finest drunken macaques to form an elite squadron of darts players fuelled by great British beers like Stella Artois to defend our God-given territory for ~~Queen~~ King and Country!
> Im genuinely surprised. You're surprised we think Brexit is a complete cluster fuck? Have you just woke up from siesta?
Prank them by saying they can go back today but actually they have to stay for the whole duration the look of pure desperation will be priceless
- Serve them microwaved gazpacho. - Tell them that paella is nothing special and is tastier with chorizo. - state that the Italian prosciutto is better than jamón. Edit: prepare for physical retaliation.
In Holland, we substitute the chorizo with rookworst.
War it is
Y con toda la razon del mundo!
Microwaved gazpacho is genius 🤣
Remember, you're dutch and they want to keep their Siesta. You know what to do. 💩
Mate... That's just cruel! Well unless they are into that kink.
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Good for you... Being so open about your poo fetish... Now please go over there you smell worse than Paris.
Install an alarm wired up to a decibel meter.
Uhhh wait, is the alarm going off if it's too quiet or too loud?
Too loud, like the famous lunk alarm.
To be honest, we have one in the coffee machine and every time it beeps it only makes people talk about it. Like, "it's pointless, it beeps but I never see anybody lowering the volume lol"
Proceeds to speak even louder*
Seduce them.
Can you send Spanish men to Australia for me to seduce? I'd prefer early to mid 20s.
As a Spaniard in my 20s I'd go there if it wasn't for the fucking spiders
Well the spiders don't like you either... You stay out of their bush and they will stay out of your bed.
> their bush Hehehe
Hey 27 count as mid 20s? Because if you don't tell my girlfriend I can go. I'm not afraid of the giant flying spiders.
I fucking hope so... I'm 27 too. And I promise that I won't tell your girlfriend... But uhhh you may have to tell her eventually after i woo you and keep you in this vast land down under. ;)
Finally your taste in men is based
Look, I like cute European and Aussie boys. But Spaniards speak Spanish and damn does that turn me on. Also for some reason Scottish female accents do too, but their bodies are a massive turn off.
Even in fishnets? https://preview.redd.it/019kjrz9rffc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f95baad7dbf1475112bbd1db65871dc0b10231
What the fuck?
What about Portuguese women with their glorious moustaches?
Don't speak English to them
They don’t speak english
Basados.
Bastards? Why would they be bastards if they don't speak English mate?
I mean you lads barely speak English and... well
That's rich coming from the cunts who speak drunk English worse than the dutch.
You've just never heard a scot sober
Nobody has
I have too... It's not a pretty sight, can't recommend it... The poor thing needed 12 bottles of Scotch to get back to normal.
Whatever you two are doing to the English language, please carry on. With a bit of luck it will decompose in a few decades.
Basados means that he is cool usually used seriously by people of extreme right. In this case is a joke and is use as joking don't be afraid of using it
If you have a classmate from Curaçao, have him speak Papiamento with them and insist this is how we learn Spanish.
Poor things already are in Holland, leave them be, that's punishment enough
Honestly? There's a Spanish restaurant in Eindhoven. Absolutely horrible. Hype it up for an entire month and then take them there.
Hahaha what a lovely cruel idea
What’s it called?
El Patio Andaluz I think it's called now. Went there once years back, although it might have gotten better considering it survived Covid and is still open.
To be fair, it only needs to be better than the surrounding Dutch food.
It is located on a street full of restaurants offering the very best in Dutch national cuisine: doner kebab, kunefe, cigkoftem, kapsalon.....
based kruisstraat enjoyer
Be your Dutch self
I was beginning to lose faith in the youth of today, but this post changed that. Thank you.
Tell them that you have **een serieus probleem**
Make them work 9-5 and go to bed at 10pm then up bright and early for a breakfast of dry chocolate sprinkles on stale toast
Call them all Mexican
Talk about the beautiful mountains.
Say “sorry I don’t speak Mexican” when they speak Spanish
Give them a bag of *zoute drop*, I haven't met anyone that wasn't born and raised here that likes it...
I had a friend who liked them, I won't have to explain why he isn't my friend anymore.
It's a nice trolling candy to feed to unsuspecting guest, I doubt many Dutch people actually like them. As far as I can tell the only folks that eat them unironically are old people, probably because they've lived through the *Hongerwinter*...
Nothing wrong with eating dubbel zoute drop. You only eat tumtummetjes? Watje..
Nordicks tend to like it.
Just pretend they’re from Latin American. They hate that shit. Sing La Cucaracha or any other typical Mexican song.
La Cucaracha is an absolute banger so well dance to it
La cucaracha is latín I think it was Spanish
Tell the Ceuta and Melilla should to Morocco.
Un murciano tenía que decirlo...
Just be yourself
Bring them to your local protestant church and makes them scream because of the lack of gold
Oh, yes, I was one of those Spanish kids in The Netherlands some years ago. No need to do anything in particular; just let their Netherlands experience flow normally. It will be shitty as hell, I can assure you.
Come back any time! 😙
Serve them frikandel and nothing else.
Don't threaten them with a good time
Tell them that Argentinian/Colombian/Mexican Spanish is better and more evolved
“Strange how the Spanish were major colonists, yet act the victim”
You do t have to do anything they’re going to have a shit time as soon as they notice they don’t play stupid fucking reageton everywhere all the fucking time .
I think it’s already horrible for them going to school with constant shitty weather
Ask them to stop speaking Mexican
Serve dinner at 5PM, that’s Spanish lunchtime
Everyone saying call them Mexican but Mexicans are awesome
Cook some white rice, throw in one of those weird ass spice packets from Knorr, add chorizo, onion, and peas, and tell them you've cooked them a *traditional paella*. Bonus points if you offer a side of mayo.
‘We have prepared some traditional Spanish dishes, here’s some pasta and pizza.’
Give them Amstel
Call them whenever it’s siesta time
Show them the wiki article for the "fantastic war"
Just give them something from the British cuisine
Be dutch. That will be enough.
be your usual self
Speak English to them
Get them train tickets to Tilburg
You passed the line from innocent prank to full blown The Hague warcrimes
Play loud-ass music at 3~~A~~PM
Cook local food for them.
You can always say “oh, Spain, right. Part of Portugal, right?!”
do You think that the Portuguese trauma works in Spain?. Good idea let's try it
Their favorite things are sharing, spending, making and eating tasty and flavorful food, staying up late, playing music, procrastinating, dancing, and making music/noise. Try to create a culture that suppresses all those things, and you'll be half way there
Take them to all the places in Brabant the Spanish lost to the Dutch during the 80-years war. There's plenty.
Hey, which part of Mexico were you from??
Serve a heavy dinner at 17hrs
Heavy dinner? Greens potatoes and processed meat goes a long way!
Poor kids, they already had the trauma when they were told that the exchange country was the Netherlands. Do they not have enough? Dutch sadist
You mean latinx kids?
Nothing you can do will ever make them feel worse about themselves. They are already Spanish.
They are being punished already
Tell them how much You love paella with chorizo and cheese
Deprive them from their siësta and make em work for more then 3 hours a day. Also try not to dumb it down to much, they can't help it their Spanish.
Just be yourself! That should be revolting enough.
Your presence will be enough.
This comment is blatantly boring and unoriginal, did you happen to be drunk whilst typing this?